Today is the seventh day of the Rose Wedding, and it is the day of 'Greeting', from the early morning to the present, from the unprecedented to the Southern City Fort, from Li Daocheng to Princess Baoma, everything has been piled up, but the normal schedule cannot be affected. According to the announcement in advance, on the day of 'welcome', the eldest princess will make a national policy report on family planning in the evening, including how to improve the pregnancy rate or contraception, how to protect the fetus, how to control the gender of the baby before conception, how to give birth to twins or triplets, how to give birth safely, how to give birth painlessly, how to give birth in water, how to raise children scientifically, how to educate and give birth early, etc., etc. Due to the special content, all the people who can enter the lecture hall are women, and boys are not allowed.

This kind of regulation is easy to understand, and no one will question it. Besides, at Harvard, in Liuqiu, no one has ever bargained with the leader. Because the leadership here is too strong, you may not be able to catch up with the run, most of the situation here is not understood but resolutely implemented, countless facts have proved that I believe in the leader, yes! However, today, when something goes wrong, many of those guests from all over the world are thorns, especially some countries that have some festivals with the Great Song Dynasty, and they think more about it.

There were no women in the congratulatory marriage mission of the Liao State and the Western Xia this time, and they did not agree with the female envoy who came to congratulate the marriage this time, they just wanted to greet them, and they did not understand the language. In this era, people are still very marketable, and they need people to fight, produce, manage, and create, and everything is inseparable from people, not to mention that there are more people and they can be bought and sold as commodities. As for Liaoxia, they know that the Song people have a higher fertility rate and a higher survival rate than them, and the northerners have poor reproductive ability. Therefore, first of all, they made a difficulty, hugged to the palace of King Jinghai, looked for King Jinghai, and the words were still quite sincere, asking Wang Mumu to let them learn how to create a large number of glorious mothers, encourage students, compare students, let heroic mothers form a superborn guerrilla, etc., etc., etc., so they put forward a request: We also have to listen!

Hu Nan blocked the gate and said, "Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a lecture on having children, it is inconvenient for men and women, and besides, having children is a woman's business, what are you involved in? Does this have anything to do with you? Don't go to the side yet......"

Hu Nan is also very good-looking, she is a typical oriental beauty, with red lips and white teeth, flowers and moon appearance, standing on the steps of the gate and dancing and talking about the difference between men and women, like a star performing on the stage. The eyes of the onlookers were attracted by her, and one of them looked even more, who? It was Ultraman Nightpot, the deputy of the Seljuk Mission. This Ultraman is a flowery big rob, for him, he is used to seeing Arab women with thick eyebrows and deep eyes, this oriental beauty is delicate and delicate, and the water spirit makes him a nymphomaniac, and he really forgets the pain when the scar is not good. He was afraid that after Hu Nan finished speaking, he turned around and hid in the gate, so when he saw Hu Nan choking on these men speechless, he jumped out, he was also a non-startling swearer and spoke very impulsively: "Hey! You, a little oriental beauty, how do you speak? Can a woman be alone if she has a boy or a girl, a man or a woman, without a man? Besides, in the world, it is not necessary that only women can have children, men can sometimes have children, in our Europe, there is a Catholic Church, Catholicism claims to be omnipotent, since it is omnipotent, it is possible to do anything, for example, men can have children. You don't believe it? Hehe, let me tell you, not very far away, 230 years ago, in Rome, the pope must have been a man, right? But he just gave birth to a child by himself! And it was in public, when the Pope was out on patrol, he gave birth in public, now I believe what I said is true! This pope who can bear children is the one after Leo IV, sorry, I don't remember his name, it seems to be Joan......"

Ultraman's words really stirred up a thousand waves with one stone, because now there are all kinds of people who are crowded at the gate of Jinghai Wangfu to see the excitement, including Asians, Europeans, Muslims, and Catholics. Ultraman himself is an Arab and believes in Islam, so what he said just now is a bit of a prestige for his faith, so he set a fire and was proud on the sidelines. However, for the Catholics present, you have stabbed a hornet's nest, you are really rebellious, you should go to hell.

Adidas of Holy Rome struck: "Hey! Where did the bastard stuff come from! How dare you throw dirt on our church? How can our Pope be a woman? Every Catholic knows that Jesus and each of His disciples were male. Our church believes that it is our vocation to imitate Jesus, so our church is clear that it is not right to appoint women. You pagans don't know the inside story, you are very ignorant, no wonder, tell you, but whenever our pope ascends the throne, in the pope's enthronement ceremony, one of the many procedures is to arrange a certain bishop to identify the pope's lower body, that is, you must pinch the pope's thing with your hands, just like yesterday the two parts of the two parts of the national division of the Arab Empire in the control of the two parts of the national division of the country, the purpose of which is to confirm that the pope is a man, in order to distinguish the authenticity from the false, and even to prevent the third kind of people from mixing. So, how can the Pope be a woman? And how can a man have a child? You're such nonsense! Blasphemy! May the Lord forgive you for your sins, Amen. ……”

Although Ultraman is a nymphomaniac, he is not an idiot, and his grievances and grievances between the two religions are clear, and he fights back: "Hey! I said, don't you know that you are an unlearned Archbishop of Adidas? You don't know how you came to be touched at the enthronement ceremony? Well, let me tell you, since your first pope, Gregory, was the first pope in 590 AD, there was no such thing as touching the lower body in the ritual, and this innovation was a new pope threshold set in 858 AD when the pope had given birth to a child. Sweat! You may want to prevent the pope from having children again, but we heretics in your mouth think so, ordinary people think that the pope who gave birth to a child is a woman, so she is a female pope, so she is a pope who can give birth to children, from the common sense, everyone can understand, but from your Catholic faith, Jesus and his disciples cannot be a woman, so, as a heretic, your Holy See has been in the dust about this female pope to this day, so that even you, the archbishop of Magdalha, do not know about it. In fact, there are also some people who have different views on the birth of this pope, saying that the pope is the pope, so many bishops and believers have been with him day and night for more than two years, and it is said that the pope who gave birth to a child is quite wise and independent, he is close to the people, treats everyone well, and is legendary. If such a person is a woman, under the watchful eye, no one will find out? Will no one even have the slightest suspicion? Also, giving birth to a child, it doesn't mean that you can give birth to a child, you are pregnant in October, and your belly is getting bigger little by little, and he is vacuum? Did he cook his own food? Did he carry the water up the hill by himself? He doesn't have a pregnancy reaction? He doesn't have big breasts? He doesn't have swollen hands and feet? He doesn't have nausea or vomit? Hmph, don't tell me that he has good stealth function, you bishops are all human spirits, and you are not so easy to fool, so some of us think, what kind of female pope? Nonsense! A pope is a pope, but this pope is either gifted, or has special functions, or is simply the embodiment of the devil, in short, an extraordinary person. For people who are different from ordinary people, then the way for ordinary people to deal with them is to make them not exist, otherwise, ordinary people like themselves will probably be ordinary forever. This is probably your pope who gave birth to a child, who was stoned to death by you hypocrites after giving birth to a child during his rounds! Isn't it? ……”

Adidas can become an archbishop, and it is not a mediocre straw bag, but he really doesn't know what Ultraman said about the female pope or the pope's birth of a child, I heard Ultraman say that it was 230 years ago, recall that in 847 AD: Pope Saiger died, and Leo was elected pope. 853: Leo died. 855: Anastasieu assumes the papacy but is expelled two months later and succeeded by Benedict. Well? No, I always remembered that Leo died in 853, but his resignation was not until 855? Hell it's gone! Why didn't you pay attention to it before? There's a problem here! Adidas was weak and dumb.

At this time, the head of the Seljuk mission, the scholar Omar Khayyam, who also rushed over, thought that he should not let himself talk to the deputy of the regiment who could find trouble, and that he would not harm the Harvard people on the last day of the wedding because of the discord between the two religions, so he spoke: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is often said that it is better to give up everything than to live in ignorance!" And in fact, sometimes, do we have the guts to bear the truth? In those dark ages of chaos, the truth may never be fully understood. So now I advise you not to study what Ultraman said as history, but to listen to it as a story, as a story of a tiger and a snake, the only thing I can firmly believe in is that this should also be the will of your God, and that he accepted her? Or did you accept him? ……”

At this time, Vyacheslav Vladimirovich, the head of the Kievan Rus' principality, who had always been a little talker, spoke, and he said: "Everyone, whether the pope gave birth to a child is a woman who has become a pope and has a child, or whether it is really Catholicism that allows a man to have children, it will not matter here for the time being. What I want to say is that I know of a man who gave birth to a child. In other words, in a certain year and place, there was a husband and wife, who had no children for many years, and they all said that there was something wrong with the woman, and then the man said, in this case, I will come, and then later, this man was really pregnant, and he had three children, and the man's name seemed to be Thomas Bitti. Of course, there are various theories about this, some say that this man is originally a woman, and it is a transgender man who is a surrogate for his wife; It is said that he bought* to be fertilized himself; said that he was originally a woman who became a man, and now he has partially changed back into a woman; It is also said that this man was enlightened by some god, etc., etc. This is in the myths and stories of all countries in the world, the sun and the moon cause pregnancy, heaven and earth insemination, male sons, martial arts self-pregnancy, so, men give birth, women give birth to children from the armpits, women don't want men can have children, swimming in the pool can also give birth, and so on. Wait, we really have a lot of confusion about the succession, Lord, let us listen to it! ……”

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Dear book friends, I'm very sorry, due to a change in work, temporarily assigned, in the past two days in the care of the luggage, this leisure has been blocked. I also regret it, because the next battle in which Helen the Younger, with more than 1,000 men defeated a million troops and captured more than 100,000 elephants and soldiers, would be weird, funny, and interesting. Now it seems that I can only dedicate it to you when I return. It's not a long time, about 2 weeks, so please come back and continue to cheer. After all, what has been uploaded has not been recognized by the general public, the click rate is so low, and I have not signed a contract, I am embarrassed to tell my colleagues about it, and I can use 2 weeks to calm down in this regard, so that I can try to avoid sensitive words, sensitive bridges, and sensitive topics in the future, so as not to be deleted, blocked, hidden, marginalized, and negatively clicked. At the same time, I also kindly ask my book friends who have always supported me, if you like my style, please help me recommend it after dinner. I'm not for myself, I'm for my style, and some editors have asked me to reduce and try not to quote lyrics, and have specifically pointed out that those lyrics must be changed, otherwise they will be "paused" indefinitely. I have made some concessions on this issue, but my original intention has not changed. I've always had a dream, I want to make literary works have a voice, not an audio novel, not a soundtrack recitation, but a resonance, a chorus, and an effect that will naturally emerge from the depths of the reader's heart. For example, if we ask you to write the lyrics of a pop song, it may not work, but if you hum it, the words will flow out. I hope that the quotation of the lyrics in my text can have this kind of linkage and linkage effect, like a person wearing big binaural headphones shaking his head, others don't know why, and he himself is completely immersed in his atmosphere built by art. Historically, Li Bai, Pu Songling, Guan Hanqing, Shakespeare, Lu Xun and so on were very great, but they did not catch up with our good era. With the support of the Internet and high technology, the audience has increased several notches compared with hundreds of years, decades, and even a few years ago. After all, I have to memorize a plagiarism infamy for quoting a lot of lyrics, and to put it mildly, I didn't need lyrics to write a few poems myself, but it's actually easier, maybe even better.

There is a TV program (because I am busy, I don't watch much TV), saying that India's IT is very developed, even ahead of us, and I basically agree; But India's Internet and Taobao are far inferior to China's, why? Because their Internet popularity is not as high as ours, because their education level has not generally improved, and because they do not have a large group of people who have become wealthy, our era is better than any previous era, so my innovation should have a place to test the waters, right? This can be regarded as a justification for me quoting more lyrics!

I'm sorry, my friend gave me some wine, and I think I'm telling you the truth, but if you say I'm drunk and talking nonsense, I'm happy to accept it, after all, it's your kindness, I know.

Okay, finally, thank you book friends who have always supported me, see you in 2 weeks!!

Again: Tomorrow is the English 4 and 6 exams, the book friends involved in the exam have worked hard, send the first slip, for multiple choice questions, prepare but do not use: three long and one short choose the shortest, three short and one long choose the longest, the length is not the same as B, uneven on the choice of D, the same length for A, the same short for C, and finally look at luck. Ha ha! Nothing, give yourself a confidence! A calm! Finally, I wish all the relevant personnel a good result!