Zheng Shaopeng was brought to Judge Cui, who twisted his beard, put on a kind smile, and said: "Zheng Shaopeng, although we detained you three years in advance, but the person who let you possess you is either rich or expensive, and it is worthy of you, but you are still insufficient, and you actually returned to your soul eight times in one year, no matter what, don't you modern people like to travel through time and space to ancient times?" Since this judge is at fault first, he will send you on a trip through time and space to ancient times, what do you think? ”

"To the ancients?" Zheng Shaopeng couldn't help but be excited: "I only have two years to live, and it's good to travel to ancient times, but even if I only have two years to live, I don't have the opportunity to fight in the killing field and enjoy the taste of being a big hero. Emperor Yang of Sui? It's all quite beautiful, the girl is fine but not more, it's better to be Chongzhen, there are Qin Huai Bayan, Red Lady, Chen Yuanyuan at that time. ”

Judge Cui twisted his beard and closed his eyes slightly, shook his head and said: "Zheng Shaopeng, in this life, I want you to be reincarnated in ancient times, I should always find you a suitable family, let me ask you, do you know medical skills?" Livelihood methods such as craniotomy and the development of Western medicine? ”

Zheng Shaopeng only wants to enjoy it for a few years, and when he listens to his words, do you still expect me to start my own business and become a miracle doctor? So he smiled and said: "No, if there is a headache and brain fever, let me go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine by myself, I can still do it, as for the ingredients of those medicines, who is idle and has nothing to remember that?"

I can't remember the scientific names, and as for the craniotomy, don't be funny. Hua Tuo's divine doctor, just because he said that he wanted to open his head for Cao Ying, he was cut off, even if I would, I didn't dare to go to ancient times to show it, people at that time were too ignorant, a generation of divine doctors they couldn't believe it, if I went to show off, I wouldn't be beaten to death as an evil demon. ”。

Judge Cui's face stiffened when he heard this, he suppressed the fire in his heart, and said with a pleasant face: "Hanging the pot to help the world, being a national hand in the apricot forest, although it is a scenery, but it will not be stopped, let me ask you, will you prepare fire yao and develop modern weapons?" It is also a joy in life to capture the flag and make contributions."

Zheng Shaopeng sighed: "I remember that the fire seems to use saltpeter, sulfur, and one thing I don't remember, it can't be charcoal, right?" As for the proportion, I can't remember, Nobel is an expert in zha medicine, and he has been blown up to the point of missing arms and legs when he studies it, let me study this half-hanging, isn't that the old birthday star hanged himself, and he lived too long?

As for modern weapons, you should first send me to the arsenal to study for three or five years, and the ancient iron is not up to standard. You first send me to learn a few years how to mine, how to make steel, how to forge, how to build machine tools, it is estimated that the level of technicians is not good, how can you mix with the level of engineers, in addition to the modern industrial level, which of these processes is not a small workshop can do, to the ancient times the entire social productivity, scientific and technological strength can not keep up, there is no dragon slaying skills, and there is no dragon in the world, that is not nonsense? ”

The bull head couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "It's really useless, so let's make it simple, will the wine brew?" Will glass-making be? You can't be a doctor or a hero, and it's not bad to be a rich businessman."

Zheng Shaopeng said: "I can't make wine, but I will drink it, I think the Red Star Erguotou is better than Moutai, and you don't stare at it, you go and inquire, how many people can make wine, who doesn't do that line of work, and understand that thing?" As for the glass, I only know that it is made of sand, and I don't know anything else.

Hey, what's the matter, even the employees of the glass factory only know one process, right? But I do know that there is a kind of glass called fiberglass, and there is a kind of glass called saccharified glass, which is used for movie stunts, you may not know, well, I don't know if these ideas are provided to those craftsmen who make glazed tiles, whether they can invent them. ”

The donkey face of the horse was stretched long, and the green tendons on his forehead were tensed, and he held back his anger and said: "Wen can't do it, neither can martial arts, you can't lift your hands, you can't pick your shoulders, what do you say you can do?" You just have this mouth and this mouth, by the way, how about casting into an official family? At least you know a lot about the system of modern society, just take out a little bit, it was a great innovation and progress in ancient times, and it is not bad to be a capable minister."

Zheng Shaopeng pursed his lips and said, "Brother Ma Mian, you don't want to see me often, that's why you gave me this idea, right?" ”

Ma Mian said in a daze: "What's the matter?" ”

Zheng Shaopeng said: "I don't remember much about the ancient changes, but I remember that there was a man named Shang Ying, who was quite supported by his master, and this kid didn't make any big changes, that is, to encourage farming and weaving, abolish the hereditary privileges of the nobility, and award medals according to the size of military merits.

The Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty was even inferior, didn't he just seek a slight improvement in the original system? It was required to promote commercial development, improve the combat effectiveness of the army, and improve the imperial examination system, but it was such a small and self-evident change, and as a result, he was a dignified prime minister, and the emperor who supported him behind him was still uneven, he shouted reform at the top, and the magistrates below did not listen to him at all.

If you say that these ideas are only a big statesman who stands on a slight historical height, it is not good for me to talk nonsense about the modern system as a person who does not know the roots of the ancient system and the ruling class, and not to say that it does not meet the needs of the development of the productive forces at that time. Alas, it is purely a clean talk, and the clean talk is not only misleading the country, but also misleading. ”。

Judge Cui looked at this gushing waste, his eyes straightened, and he said helplessly for a while: "Then you at least know the direction of history, who gains power and who loses power, you should always know something, right?" If you climb a big tree, you can live a life in peace."

Zheng Shaopeng shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I know what that bit of history is, I know that Qin Shihuang will definitely win the world, but you don't have any ability, just say to you that he can win the world, you must be loyal to him, and people will feed you?"

I know that there was a Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty, and there was a Li Jing Wei Zheng at the bottom, as for Cheng Biting Jin, I don't know if it was really in history or made up in a novel, the Song Dynasty knew that there was Kou Zhun, and later I learned that people were not poor old Xi'er, the family was quite rich, and the loyal ministers were loyal ministers, but it was quite [***], and the historical limitations were surnames.

What's even more terrifying is that if you take refuge in them according to their surnames and personalities described in history books or story books, I am afraid that you don't know how you died. I was a singer in my last life, and I made a cameo appearance in a historical TV series, and I heard from the historian who invited me to tell me that Yan Song, a famous annihilator in history, has been the first assistant for more than ten years, and the property copied out of the house has not been more than a quarter of the Qing Dynasty official Xu Jie, who has only been the first assistant for six years before he was an official, and the two of them were the same starting line before they became officials.

Yan Song's wife is very strict in disciplining her son, Yan Shifan is not the kind of high-level inside-type character mentioned in the novel, Lao Yan dealt with political opponents, and if he was defeated, he had to be defeated, but Xu Jie's high arch and the first assistants were all killed, but those people died well, and those who wrote history did not dare not save some face, who called Yan Song to be killed? Alas, the history books kill people. ”

Judge Cui trembled, his eyes were about to erupt with fire, and after a long time, he asked tremblingly: "Then how about I send you to the end of the Song Dynasty or the end of the Yuan Dynasty?" Find this Jiuyang Divine Skill, or Dugu Nine Swords or something, and be a generation of heroes."

Zheng Shaopeng sighed innocently: "I don't seek to understand when I read the book, and Lao Jin didn't draw a map in the book, where can I find the huge Kunlun Mountain?" I only remember that Zhang Wuji asked people to chase after him, and then fell off the cliff and found the Jiuyang Sutra, I can't carry a rope and go to find it from cliff to cliff, right? I saw that I either had my rope broken and fell to my death, or I was bitten to death by a worm beast. Even if you do, do you think it's a comic book? The secrets of martial arts at the highest level, just like a university course, will definitely not start with the basic knowledge, can I understand it? If you go crazy, you can't die and you go crazy. ”

He said with a heartfelt reluctance and spittle: "Besides, I'm old, it's easy to find when the wind is clear, is he willing to teach me kung fu?" This old guy has been a cat in the mountains for decades and has not accepted apprentices, and he has accepted a Linghu Chong, do you really think he is so great? Who doesn't know that the fat water does not flow to outsiders Tian Na, anyway, it is a disciple of his Huashan faction, and it has been investigated for a long time, I don't have to communicate with the people in the martial arts, otherwise the wind will not accept me, and I may be abducted by Tian Boguang to become a silver thief."

The bull's nose was crooked, and he gritted his teeth and said: "You are simply the number one waste in the world, shameless, what a shame for modern people!" ”

Zheng Shaopeng was not ashamed but proud, and said proudly: "Originally, no matter how strong the Manchu Qing is, when they enter the Central Plains, they are still assimilated by the Han people, who account for the absolute majority of the people. A mere person who went to ancient times and wanted to change the world? Let's be honestly assimilated by the ancients. Isn't modern man great? Modern social disciplines are so finely divided, and the social division of labor is so clear, a person is like sitting in a well and watching the sky, except for his own part, he only knows everything, and does not know why it is so, can he use it in ancient times? As for modern thought, when it gets there, it is simply the bane of trouble, and it is better to have it than not to have it. ”。

Judge Cui was also dizzy from his anger, and helplessly turned his head to the minotaur and asked, "Who in ancient times could do nothing and wait for death?" ”

The bull head replied proudly: "Wang Hou! When the emperor has to worry about state affairs, it is best to be a king, don't care about anything, if you want to take care of it, something will happen, anyway, it is the emperor's relatives and relatives, just eat and wait for death, it is simply a manure-making machine and a silverfish in society, which is the most suitable for him."

Zheng Shaopeng listened and thought about it: "Well, the prince is not bad, when he is fine, he leads a few dog slaves, flirts with the women of a good family, and it is good to be a faint king, but he will scold people for thousands of years when he scolds, and it is good to be a prince."

Judge Cui smiled bitterly, he just wanted to invite this uncle away quickly, but it was not easy to think about cheating and sending him to ancient times, if he was uneasy to stay for two years and die, it would be very troublesome to cheat like this, so he said with a whole face: "Okay, just send him to be reincarnated and possessed as a king, but you have to be your prince in the past two years, don't make trouble for me again, otherwise...... Hum! When this official sees you again, he will immediately kick you back to ancient times, and become a bigger official than the prince."

Zheng Shaopeng listened and asked with a bright face: "Do you want me to be the emperor?" ”

Judge Cui pulled his face and said: "The time is not enough, if you dare to die again, I will ask you to be nine thousand years old!" ”

Zheng Shaopeng shuddered when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, it's good to be a prince, I ...... Uh, this king is content, hey, I haven't finished yet, what are the two brothers doing? ”

The bull head and horse ignored him, grabbed him and flew out of the Netherworld Palace, flew across the Nai He Bridge, and threw himself into the vast sea of clouds.

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The six realms of reincarnation, a three-story circle*, are slowly turning. * The outer edge is engraved with four golden characters of "Wheel Saint King", and the wheel is the golden statue of the "Three Buddhas", this Buddha has an ugly face, unkempt fangs, feet on the head, the mouth is on the rim of the wheel, and the arms are embraced*, and the grinning teeth seem to indicate that he cannot reverse the "karma" of life with his divine power.

* Six millimeters of light shoot out of the middle, straight out of the wheel, dividing * into six parts. They are the Heavenly Dao, the Human Dao, the Asura Dao, the Animal Dao, the Hungry Ghost Dao, and the Hell Dao.

The fortress is really the easiest to break through from the inside, the bull head and the horse face to find a head to deceive the guard of the ghost messenger, immediately rushed to the front of the humanity, took a closer look, and slowly dialed back the second layer of time wheel in the middle of the big wheel, the magic of this Falun end, the time wheel toggled, and the third layer of the identity wheel also appeared with the various identities of the society at that time, and the bull head ghost sent the third layer of the Falun to the position of the prince.

The first eight times he cheated were all bull-headed horses and faces took him to the world to find a suitable possessor, but this time he was reincarnated through the six reincarnation Falun, which is the treasure of Buddhism that determines the fate of a person's life?

Zheng Shaopeng felt quite curious, and couldn't help but run forward to take a look, and couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that he was really in the position of the prince.

Unexpectedly, he was a spirit, and the bull head and horse face were also spirits, he ran forward impatiently, touched the elbow of the bull head, and the time wheel moved slightly, but the three of them did not pay attention.

Hearing only the sound of "click", the reincarnation Falun froze, and the six rays of light shot out of the wheel suddenly became golden, gradually condensing into a beam, and the beam of light rotated and shone on Zheng Shaopeng's body, and his body was passed through by countless rays of light, almost transparent. Immediately after, his feet were lifted off the ground, and his entire figure shrank suddenly, and he disappeared in an instant when he was cast into the golden light.

The golden light stagnated for a moment, and then dispersed into six bundles, the Falun slowly turned again, the bull head and the horse face stroked the palm and laughed, the laughing bull head suddenly hesitated for a moment, a pair of bull's eyes aimed at the horse face and said: "Ah~~~, virtuous brother."

"What's the matter, Brother Nian?"

"Brother Ma Xian, does he remember who he just voted for?"

"Didn't Brother Nian write this down?"

"Ah, it seems that we have made a mistake again, this time across time and space, we can't send him there personally, if he doesn't want to die, and the person he possesses has been closed in the underworld because he is already dead, where can we detain his soul then?"

Ma Mian shrunk his neck: "Well, now there is a census in the underworld, it seems that the longevity of people over 100 years old, the Yin Si will make a register to supervise it, and there should be no fish like Peng Zu who slipped through the net."

"That is to say"

"Huh? What did you say? There is no basis for empty words, who said that we sent him through? Hey, hey, hey, the person who should have died in two years really has to live past 100 years old, and when the personnel changes, who can find out which one did it? It's clear that this kid is also a time smuggler."

"Yes, yes, yes, dead friends, don't die poor, it's about our, hahahama brother, yesterday I got a jar of good wine for my brother, I invite you to taste it"

The bull head said and walked out with his shoulders hooked.

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