The narrow and long Nai Ho Bridge, spanning the Lechuan River, leads to the depths of the ethereal clouds. The untouched ghosts whimpered and drank a bowl of Meng Po soup and embarked on an unpredictable path to the afterlife.

In the depths of the clouds, there is an invisible suction, once the ghost steps on the bridge deck, there is no possibility of turning back, only to flutter forward, like a moth to a fire.

At this moment, a very arrogant voice shouted: "I complain!" I must complain! ”

With the voice, a very handsome young man walked over from the opposite side of the Nai He Bridge, his hair was waxed, looking neat and shiny, wearing a white suit embellished with many sequins, like a singer who had just stepped off the stage.

"Smack!" A bowl of fragrant Meng Po soup fell to the ground, and the wrinkles on Meng Po's face became deeper, and she sighed in a muttered voice: "The ninth time, the ninth time, this scourge is back."

The singer-like ghost was followed by a pair of bull-headed horses, the bull-head's eyes were wide to the limit of bull's eyes, but the horse's face was longer than the donkey's face, just because Zheng Shaopeng, who was designated by them as refusing to come and go, came back.

The legend of his nine deaths and eight reincarnations began when he fell off the cable car to Nancang Mountain, and because he held a three-year-old girl before he fell, he accumulated yin virtue, and his yang life increased by three years. But the pair of hapless bullheads and horses hurried back to attend the wedding banquet of the old man Chenghuang, and hooked his soul before he fell down the mountain stream.

When they woke up from drunkenness and found that the wrong person had been detained, Zheng Shaopeng's body in the yang world had been cremated, and in order to evade responsibility, they had to buy Judge Cui to send him back to the yang world, let him borrow the corpse to return to the yang, and use up the three years of yang life.

Who would have thought that he would die eight times in a year, and none of them lasted more than two months. Speaking of which, Judge Cui was quite good to him, and the first life sent him to devote himself to a rich man in Wenzhou who had just drowned. This rich man has opened four clothing companies, with a family capital of 300 million, he is 68 years old this year, but his wife is only 28 years old, and the three lovers are younger, and the youngest is only 18 years old, which is worthy of him, right?

The problem is that the rich man did not drown in the river, nor in the sea, but in the bathtub, and was drowned alive by his beautiful wife in the bath.

Seeing Zheng Shaopeng, who was floating in the air waiting to possess him, was terrified, so after he cried and wiped his tears and was unwillingly pushed into the body of the billionaire who had just drowned, he really couldn't enjoy this kind of glamorous blessing.

In two weeks, he learned about the operation and situation of the whole company, and then transferred a third of the fortune to the rich man's wife and two abandoned sons, and donated the rest as much as he could.

A month later, the beautiful wife, who saw that he was dead but alive, and looked at her with a strange look all day long, and directly scared her crazy, used a fruit knife to stab him constantly, and when Niu Tou Ma heard the news and rushed away, he also felt that it was a little disgusting for the corpse with thousands of holes to be attached to him and resurrected, so he had to take him back to the underworld.

Of course, Zheng Shaopeng wouldn't say that he thought that the hard places on that old guy's body were already soft, but the soft places were all hard, so he was looking for death, so the judge racked his brains and sent him to a deputy mayor who had just died of illness.

The deputy mayor, who is only 48 years old and in the prime of life, lives in a higher ward, is covered with tubes, and the scene of the rush of traffic when he is just admitted to the hospital has become crowded since the attending doctor told the organization that a memorial service was going to be held for him.

Zheng Shaopeng didn't expect to be such a big official, he really wanted to do something, but he really couldn't bear to have a woman who was about to catch up with his mother's age as his wife.

So he stayed in the hospital all the time, but he refused to go home, and when he found out that the deputy mayor was actually a member of a gang of corrupt elements, he was greatly relieved.

He collected a bunch of evidence and sent it to the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, so when the case was severely investigated and dealt with organizationally, he was honorably and voluntarily killed by his original accomplices.

No one is perfect, Zheng Shaopeng can only sigh like this, why is there no young and golden, handsome and chic, graceful, and beautiful son in the wind?

Well, it's not that there is nothing, but the young man who meets these conditions is in good health, and he has to wait if he wants to possess it.

finally let him possess a handsome and dashing red singer in Hong Kong and Taiwan for the eighth time, which can be regarded as fulfilling his wish, and he should have stayed well enough for these two years.

I can't imagine that he actually died again, not to mention poor Judge Cui, even the bull head and horse face are about to go crazy.

Zheng Shaopeng was greatly relieved, and soon after he beautifully possessed this famous singer who had just died due to illness, he was horrified to find that this beautiful young man who had made countless girls crazy was actually a person with the same surname, and he was the kind who played Zero.

The two burly young men who danced with him often disturbed him, and the resentful eyes when he refused to approach made his scalp explode.

Zheng Shaopeng thought sadly and angrily, so when the company arranged for him to go to the mainland to participate in the disaster relief charity performance, the famous star who had "recovered from a serious illness" "accidentally" fell off the stage, and the back of his head hit a popcorn-sized stone, so a wisp of incense went straight to the underworld with a faint and complaintful heart.

***************************************************************

The Netherworld Hall was quiet, and there were half-human-high documents stacked on the dark Eight Immortals table, but there was no one in sight of Judge Cui. The bull head and horse looked around in surprise and walked towards the table of eight immortals.

On the antique Eight Immortals table was a monitor similar to a computer in the world, and half of the body was exposed under the table, as if someone was drilling under the table.

The Minotaur stepped forward and shouted carefully, "Your Excellency, what are you doing lying under the table?" ”

Judge Cui crawled out from under the table, he was wearing a red ancient official robe, two peach leaf-like yarn wings on a black gauze hat, a bit like the Qipin Zhixian on the stage, with eight-character eyebrows, small eyes, and a wrinkled little face like a bun fold, which looked more funny.

When the old man saw that it was them, he sighed sadly and said, "Alas! It's not this 'plague to death' system, since using it, the work efficiency of the dungeon has improved, but it has to be reinstalled after a few months, and Lord Ben can now skillfully do every installation step with his eyes closed.

What's worse is that the system is really dead, fake death, automatic restart, and there are constant problems, I heard that there are many ghosts who use system loopholes to travel through time and space to ancient times to be stallions, these people, they all say that people go to high places, and they didn't do anything bad in their previous lives, how can they rush to be reincarnated into the animal path? Being a stallion, how hard it is, I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out. ”

The minotaur grinned, wanted to laugh and held back: "Forget it, the old man is old, I don't know why the stallion is excusable, and I can't tell him this", so he changed the topic and asked: "What's wrong with the system, do you want the little god to help you fix it?" ”

Judge Cui shook his head and said: "This time it's not a big problem, it's just that after starting, the hard disk light flashed wildly for half an hour before allowing Lord Ben to, and waiting for Lord Ben to fall asleep."

Ma Mian muttered: "Our Diting domestic production system is very good, why bother to invite a foreign city god to design it, I heard that His Majesty Yan Jun and His Majesty Yan Jun Lucifer in the West are negotiating, asking them to send the original designer Bi Er Gaiwa to upgrade the production system as soon as possible." ”

Judge Cui shook his head and said: "No way, I heard that Chenghuang went to the world for vacation, his name is not in the book of life and death, the vacation is not over, no one can find him, now I have to hold it like this, by the way, didn't you apply for leave, what are you doing here?" ”。

Niu Tou laughed dryly and said: "My lord, that guy who doesn't want to live has died again, he has only been alive for a year, and he has died nine times, you have to think of a way, you will eventually meet Yan Luo, if Yan Jun knows, it will be miserable."

Judge Cui listened to the twitching of his face, and hurriedly lay down in front of the computer to split the speaker for a while, and then stared at the screen with wide eyes and was silent, Ma Mian couldn't help but get nervous, and hurriedly leaned over his donkey face and said, "What's the matter, what's the situation?" ”

Judge Cui said: "There is no situation, my computer should be reinstalled again, there is too much garbage in the system, this is a dead processor, it runs super slow!" ”。

The bull head listened, touched the horns, and did not speak.

After waiting for a long time, Judge Cui's face suddenly changed, becoming pale and pale, if he wasn't still wearing that red official robe, Niu Tou Ma Mian must have thought that he was a ghost prisoner who had escaped from the prison, and he would have to be sent back.

Niu Tou was unconsciously moved and said: "What's the matter, my lord, is it because there is so much garbage in the system that you can't run to death?" ”

Judge Cui trembled, pointed to the screen and said miserably: "It's over, it's over, it's a fork, it's really a fork now, alas! I knew that this was the case, and it was better to report it directly to Yan Jun, saying that you were violating the rules and wrongly hooking people's souls, and the old man made mistakes again and again in order to help you plug this leak, which is miserable! ”

Ma Mian snorted, and said hatefully: "What's so miserable, isn't it just running back eight times a year?" It's a big deal to run back sixteen times in the remaining two years, and I'm out to see who can rely on whom. ”

Judge Cui cried and said: "No, no, no, look, plus the time you were wrongly detained, he has died nine times in a row, and each time he died because of good deeds, so so", Judge Cui took a long breath and gritted his teeth and said: "He is now a good man of the ninth generation." ”

"The Ninth Good Man? What does that mean? The bull head asked puzzledly, the judge's words were too profound, and it was really confusing.

Judge Cui trembled and said: "If you send him back to Yang now, and he dies because of doing good deeds, then he is a good man in the tenth world, jumping into the cycle of life and death."

The bull head said puzzledly: "Ten good people? Jumping into the cycle of life and death? What do you mean? ”

Judge Cui patted his thigh and said, "That means he has become a Buddha."

The bull-headed horse opened his mouth wide in unison, and said in disbelief: "Isn't it?" How can it be so easy to become a Buddha? ”

Judge Cui smiled bitterly and said: "Sometimes becoming a Buddha also talks about chance, Guanyin Bodhisattva is because the Buddha preached and preached and crossed the disciples to become Buddhas, and the world coincided with a great disaster, the Bodhisattva said: 'If all beings are not exhausted, they will not become Buddhas!', and as a result, they missed the opportunity, although her magical powers are still above the Buddhas, and she cannot be called a Buddha. ”

Man Cang'er couldn't help but clasp his hands together when he heard this: "The Bodhisattva is kind-hearted, no wonder the world is called great compassion." King Jizo Bodhisattva said, 'Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha!', just like Avalokiteshvara, although I have not become a Buddha, in my heart, I am a true Buddha."

Judge Cui sighed: "Great compassion can't save you and me today, just because the wind of the world says, people's hearts are not ancient, the Buddha is the heart of the people, three hundred years ago in Lingshan made a grand oath, if mortals can insist on ten lifetimes of good, then become a Buddha." If he is allowed to do good deeds and die one more time, then he will become a Buddha, and the Buddha has great powers, and he will definitely be able to see through the mysteries, and then he will not be missed."

Niu Tou Ma Mian couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and said in a daze: "How is this good?" This damn scoundrel, we can't bear to let him fall to a pulp, and kindly accepted his soul in advance, where did we know that the book of life and death suddenly changed again? How good is that? ”

Suddenly, the bull-headed fox rolled his eyes suspiciously and said: "No, my lord, when he borrowed the corpse to return to the yang, in order to pay off the three years of yang life, we can buy off Meng Po and not let him drink the soup, speaking of which, no matter how many times he dies, he should only be counted as one life, how did he become the ninth generation?" ”

Judge Cui sighed: "System vulnerability".

The bull-headed horse was stunned for a long time before he said in grief: "I hate Bilgaeva!" ”

Judge Cui was wandering around in the main hall, and after a while, he suddenly frowned, looked around awkwardly, beckoned the bull head and horse face to the front and twisted the mouse whiskers and said with a smile: "Ahem, cough, since the computer vulnerability in Judge Zhang of the Reincarnation Hall can make ghosts travel through time and space, I have come up with a way, if I think of a way to arrange for him to go to ancient times to borrow the corpse to return the yang, hehehe."

The bull head blinked and said strangely, "So what? What if that bastard builds a bridge and mends a road, accidentally knocks on a small stone and dies, isn't it the covenant of the ten good people? ”

"Hey, hey, hey" Judge Cui struggled to let out a sinister smile: "The Buddha's grand wish that a good person can become a Buddha in the tenth life was three hundred years ago, if someone was reincarnated three hundred years ago, even if he died a hundred times, he would not be included in the conditions for becoming a Buddha in the tenth life, hahaha"

Hearing this, Niu Tou Ma Mian stroked his palms and laughed: "Great, adults are worthy of being old and good, uh, they are old and serious."

;