Chapter 1290: Rushing the ducks to the shelves
What better than?
Guo Yeyi frowned, and said in his heart, Gao Jianwu, you have almost given it to me, are you not going to fight us down? Little brother can't go crazy with you, he often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet. Although the five spirit dao masters don't have any mana, they must know a lot of deception on the rivers and lakes. Today I happened to see through his deception, if we don't recognize the next deception, wouldn't it be self-defeating?
Guo Yedao: "The king of Rongliu County laughed, Brother Wuling Dao's mana is profound, and Guo also admires it." The matter of apprenticeship, Hugh has to mention it again! ”
Gao Jianwu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, but he will not let Guo Ye get mixed up so easily, and hurriedly said: "Guo Xianren, could it be that Xiao Wang's face is useless?" You are unwilling to accept the Five Spirits Dao Elder as a disciple, so you can say such prevaricating words. Five Spirit Dao Chief, don't miss the opportunity and don't come again, quickly kneel down and kowtow, I'll see if Guo Xianren will give the lonely king this face! ”
The Five Spirits Dao Elder is so angry, why did he kneel? Why do you kowtow? So he prevaricated: "King Rongliu, I think this matter has to be discussed in the long run." Actually, Brother Guo Dao and I haven't decided the winner yet......"
Guo Ye also said: "Guo Moucai is shallow in learning, and the apprenticeship of the Five Spirits Dao Master is really inappropriate. ”
Gao Jian didn't hear Guo Ye's words clearly, and said loudly: "Guo Xianren, what did you say?" The five spirits are sparse and shallow, so they are not worthy of learning the Tao with you? I still know the person of the Five Spirits Dao Master, although he doesn't learn and can't do anything......"
Guo Ye scolded secretly,, you kid is finished? He hurriedly explained: "It's not that it's unworthy, it's just that Guo is only in his twenties this year......"
Gao Jianwu pretended not to hear clearly again, interrupted Guo Ye's words, and said loudly: "What? You said that the Five Spirits Dao Master has cultivated for more than a hundred years, and he is not as good as you, who is only in his twenties, and he has cultivated to dogs? That can't be said, Guo Xianren also has to see his merits. Even if the Five Spirits Dao Master really has no merit, you still have to see the face of this king! ”
Guo Yedao: "Guo didn't mean that, the matter of accepting apprentices is very important......"
Gao Jianwu continued to pretend to be deaf and dumb, and said, "Are you saying that the Five Spirits Dao Elder knelt down to the heavens and the earth to be old, and the sea was dry and rotten, and this apprentice couldn't accept it?" Don't say it so absolutely. The Five Spirits Dao Elder is really cold and naked. The body rolled eight times and half cried and shouted to beg you to accept him, but you really didn't want to accept it? ”
Guo Ye: "......"
He stopped talking, as soon as he spoke, he would be misunderstood by Gao Jianwu as a vicious personal attack on the Five Spirits Dao Master. Unexpectedly, Gao Jianwu's grandson looks polite and weak. Shameless, but there is no lower limit at all.
The Five Spirits Dao Leader also saw that this matter could not be good today. Regardless of whether he worships Guo Ye as a teacher or not, as long as he can't win Guo Ye in public, he will have a discredited reputation today. What else is "ice and snow naked. The body rolled eight times and cried and shouted, "Is he so cheap as the head of the Five Spirits Dao?"
For those who have strength, everything is fame. For people who don't have the strength, reputation is everything, and it's unfortunate. The Five Spirits Dao Leader is precisely the one who has no strength. If he wants to say that he doesn't have real spells at all, he just knows a few tricks. The head of the Five Spirits Dao said that if he didn't take out the unique skill at the bottom of the box today, he was afraid that it would not work, and said: "Brother Guo Dao, the matter has come to this, I can't say that you and I will have to try again today!" ”
Guo Ye said with a bitter face: "This matter is not my intention, Brother Wuling Dao, please!" ”
The Five Spirits Dao Leader was really prepared today, took out a blank piece of paper, and said, "Brother Guo Dao, are you still proficient in this ghost hunting technique?" After speaking, he also winked at Guo Ye. That means that we are all Jianghu people, save us some face. If you really understand, just say it, and I'll do a different trick.
Guo Ye didn't understand what the Five Spirits Dao Master wanted to do, since he didn't understand, he would brag first, and said: "Brother Five Spirits Dao, you must know that everything in the world is sentient beings, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior. Even this ghost creature has a reason for its existence, and you should not do more killing. If there is a surplus of killing, when you and I ascend to the Tao, it is inevitable that the sky will strike the top, and a hundred years of penance will be ruined! ”
The head of the Five Spirits Dao is convinced, how did the surname Guo figure it out?
If you want to say no, people don't say no, you can always say a big truth, so that you feel that people won't be the real masters. However, today is about the rest of his life, and he can't let this Guo Immortal pass the test so easily!
The Five Spirits Dao Leader smiled slightly and said, "Immortal Guo, it doesn't matter if you don't know how to catch ghosts. Wait for me to demonstrate. You've learned the skills of the Great Dao, maybe you'll be able to read it. The road is extreme, and the supernatural power is self-contained. That's what you said! ”
Guo Yexin said that this Five Spirits Dao Leader is really not polite, this is to return the other way to the other person, so he had to nod and said: "In this way, there will be Lao Wuling Dao Chief!" ”
It is not the first time that the ghost hunting trick of the Five Spirits Taoist has been performed in front of everyone, I saw him burning incense, holding a peach wood sword, walking gossip steps, and chanting words in his mouth.
Then he took out a piece of yellow rune paper, picked it on the tip of the sword, and shook it in the wind, and the rune paper suddenly burned.
Guo Ye saw that it was bad, and the Five Spirits Dao Master wanted him to come to this rune paper for spontaneous combustion, but he really couldn't come. The rune paper of the five spirits must be specially made, and I don't have it.
Unexpectedly, the five spirit dao chief didn't embarrass him on the rune paper, and the five spirit dao chief took out a gourd from his waist, and he didn't know what was in it. The Five Spirits Dao Elder took a sip and sprayed it on the white paper he had taken out earlier. I saw a terrible ghost on the white paper, blood-red, hideous and terrifying, and suddenly appeared. The head of the Five Spirits Dao was triumphant and said, "Immortal Guo, is the ghost hunting technique of the poor Dao still passable?" ”
Guo Yesin said, catch ghosts, catch your sister's catch.
This little trick is still playing in front of Brother Guo. Your deception will be rotten on the Internet in the future. What's so magical. Isn't it just that on the white paper, you first draw a ghost on the white paper with soap water, and when you spray it, you spray turmeric water. Curcumin turns red when it encounters alkali, and the red ghost appears!
Guo Ye sneered: "Five Spirit Dao Master, since this ghost has been caught, how do you get rid of it?" ”
Wuling Dao said: "This is simple. ”
I saw him roast the paper on the fire, and the words in his mouth gradually faded away.
Guo Ye said: "Even if this powerful ghost is eliminated by the Five Spirits Dao Brother? ”
The Five Spirits Dao Leader nodded and said, "Exactly!" ”
Guo Ye thought for a moment and said, "Brother Wuling Dao, can you catch another powerful ghost to come out?" ”
"Oh, what do you want to do?"
Guo Ye said embarrassedly: "To be honest, Guo is not proficient in the art of catching ghosts. But ......."
"But what?"
"Although Guo can't catch ghosts, he can surpass ghosts and let them get rid of the boundless pain in the underworld......"
That's a rarity.
People shouted one after another: "Five Spirits Dao Master catch another one and give it to Guo Xianren to try......
Some people also muttered in a low voice: "Is this Guo Xianren not able to catch ghosts, let's find the bottom of the stairs here." Transcend? Could it be that if he burned the paper, it would be considered excessive? Who wouldn't! ”
The head of the Five Spirits Dao sneered, and after another move, he took out a blank piece of paper again and let the powerful ghost appear.
Guo Ye instructed Gao Jianwu softly, and said, "Rongliu County King, there is a new rice vinegar, take the white color and give it to me!" ”
This thing is easy to do, and after a while, Guo Ye brought the rice vinegar he wanted.
In fact, the rice vinegar we usually see is light brown, and that is because it is aged. The newly made rice vinegar itself is very light in color, almost none. Guo Ye's idea is very simple, curcumin is red when it is alkaline, and yellow when it is sour, turning the ghost from red to yellow, even if he is done, the next thing is the time for the mouth cannon.
Guo Ye said: "The road is simple, Guo doesn't need to do it, he can overtake this powerful ghost, and look at Guo's means!" ”
After speaking, he took a mouthful of rice vinegar and sprayed it.
The ghost gradually turned from red to yellow. At first, the ghost was rose-red, as if it was painted in blood, and it looked so hideous and terrifying. Now that Guo Ye has turned him yellow, he looks much more extravagant, with a little bit of heavenly soldiers and generals, golden helmets and golden armor.
Guo Ye said: "This evil ghost has been surpassed by Guo as the protector of the Dharma Mao God, and he no longer needs to suffer in the underworld, and he can go straight to heaven in the future and be used by Haotian God." If you practice diligently and become a god all the way, it's not impossible......"
"Wow~~"
That's a big deal. Everyone pondered, the ghosts can be overtaken by Guo Ye into a hairy god, let alone a human? As long as you worship under his door, will there really be a day when you will become immortals and become immortal...... Even if you don't ask for the ethereal fairy way, you still have ancestors. If you don't find Guo Xianren to spend a time, it will be a big unfilial piety!
"Guo Xianren, please take my knees......"
"Teacher, you must accept me as an apprentice, if you don't agree, I won't get up!"
"Teacher, the first time I saw you, I decided that you were my teacher! No matter how high Halla Mountain is, no matter how high your skills are, no matter how deep the Yalu River is, there is no deep affection for me......"
The Five Spirits Dao Leader can't stand it now, these disciples have all rebelled, whose will he eat and drink in the future? How will you spend the rest of your life?
The Five Spirits Dao Chief's eyes were split, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Guo Ye, the Five Spirits are ashamed of themselves!" Do you dare to compete with me in the room? ”