Chapter 1291: Brainless Powder is Invincible
The technique in the room is a big killer weapon of the five spirit masters, just with his quirky "spells", that is, it makes people look rare.
Those who really worship him as a teacher in order to become an immortal are extremely rare. So many high-ranking officials and dignitaries worship him as a teacher, isn't it just for his room skills? But this reason can't be put on the table, it has to be said that he learned immortal art from the Five Spirits Dao Master. Now that the Five Spirits Dao Elder is in a hurry, he can't care about his face, and he points to the core problem.
"Room...... Intraventricular surgery? ”
Now Guo Yeke is completely on the wax. Let you crawl and roll in the network society, and read thousands of pieces in your heart. But if you want to do it with a real gun, modern people really don't have any advantages!
Guo Ye is so remorseful, I don't know which unknown existence threw him to the Tang Dynasty. If you can go back to the modern society and come back with a bottle of blue pills, you will destroy this Five Spirits Dao Master in minutes. But the problem is not now!
That...... What about throwing in the towel? It doesn't matter if you admit defeat on other issues, which man can admit defeat on this issue? Not to mention that Jairus will report to Brother Guo.
Guo Ye's eyes rolled, he thought hard about countermeasures, and said, "Surgery in the room? In front of the public, I'm afraid there's something wrong with the Five Spirits Dao Chief, right? ”
The Five Spirits Dao Leader is also anxious to say this, this kind of thing is taught by master and apprentice, and it has to be taught one-on-one. He wasn't thick enough to hold an uncovered assembly.
Wuling Dao said: "I haven't thought about how to compare the law to the poor Dao. However, if Guo Xianren is unwilling, he can not compare. You have become an immortal since you go, and you have to enjoy all the blessings in this world of flowers! In the end, who to worship as a teacher, all of you are good believers, you can choose freely! ”
Do you want to become an immortal or a beauty? This is a problem. It turned out that the people who cried and shouted to worship Guo Ye as a teacher also fell into a difficult choice.
However, they didn't have to choose right away, and the voice of Yingying Yanyan came, and the female disciples of the Five Spirits Dao Master came! These female disciples finished their work on Yuan Nanjian's side, and hurriedly came to find the Five Spirits Dao Leader. It seems that this Five Spirits Daoist has done a really good job of brainwashing, and these female disciples are quite loyal.
As soon as the female disciples of the Five Spirits Dao Master came, the atmosphere suddenly changed.
The matter of becoming an immortal is ethereal, and the charming and amorous junior sisters are right in front of you. In the past, people leaned towards Guo Ye one-sidedly, but now that the beauties are in front, many people are vague. Some people ran to talk to beautiful women, and some people began to shoot the sycophants of the Wuling Dao Chief, so that he could arrange a beautiful junior sister for himself.
Seeing that the junior sisters were getting less and less, the hearts of others began to be unfirm......
There were fewer and fewer believers on Guo Ye's side, and they all ran to the side of the Five Spirits Dao Chief, and even the turtle dove, the eldest grandson and Sun Zishan also had wandering eyes and looked at the Five Spirits Dao Chief.
After a long time, the details of Guo Xianren's fighting method with the Five Spirits Dao also reached the ears of these beauties.
"Master, don't be sad, we cultivators should point straight to the avenue and ask for nothing else. The level of the spell does not represent the level of the Tao! We believe Master is the best! ”
"I think that Guo Immortal is relying on having a good master and having Leng Long to work for him. What is he capable of? Our sisters still look down on the second generation of immortals like him! ”
"Yes, yes. The demons should have been killed, how did he do it? Sealed the evil ghost into a god! Don't you talk about good and evil? It's still the master who is jealous and hateful, and has a chivalrous demeanor, and the apprentice likes you so much! ”
"Master's spells are cultivated step by step, what about him? I'm afraid they were all empowered by my own master. Shameless for nothing! ”
"Our master is indifferent to fame and fortune, and is dedicated to promoting the avenue in Goguryeo. What is this Guo Xianren doing? He was an official in Datang. is full of fame and fortune, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a master. Even if the master is defeated for a while, he will inevitably come from behind! ”
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In the brainless fans of these Five Spiritual Dao Chiefs, every advantage of the Five Spiritual Dao Masters has been expanded unlimitedly. Every bit of Guo Ye's shortcomings was looked at by them with a magnifying glass. There are also a lot of unfounded attacks that fell on Guo Ye's body. There was even a petite beauty who ran in front of Guo Ye, shook her little fists, and said: "Goguryeo is the Goguryeo of the Goguryeo immortals, you immortals from the Tang Dynasty go back!" ”
Under the pillow wind of the beauties, although the men disagreed in their hearts, they also changed their words, and they all praised the five spirit Taoist masters for their high mana and profundity, which was the ideal object of apprenticeship. Even the turtledove, Sun Zishan and the eldest grandson master around Guo Ye wanted to draw a line with Guo Ye at this time and curry favor with the Five Spirits Dao Chief.
Guo Ye looked at Gao Jianwu beside him and asked, "What should I do?" ”
Gao Jianwu didn't have a point, and asked rhetorically: "Pingyang County Gong, is your room technique good?" ”
Guo Ye gritted his teeth, "Okay, why not?" ”
The head of the Five Spirits Dao looked at Guo Ye smugly, walked over with the support of several beauties, and said, "Immortal Guo, how is it?" Do you dare to compare with the poor Dao? ”
Guo Ye said perfunctorily: "I don't know how to compare the law? ”
Wuling Dao said: "My female disciple Guo Immortal can choose from all of them. We're not more fancy, but how about comparing the length of time? ”
"Than time?"
Fair, just too fair!
The problem is that Brother Guo has no bottom in his heart. This kind of thing, men are seriously confident in their mouths, and they are extremely inferior in their hearts. It's okay for other things, if you lose this kind of thing, with Guo Ye Guo's thick skin, he won't have the face to see people......
Besides, what can you do if you win? In any case, your exact time is recorded. In the future, it is inevitable that someone will say, Brother Guo, although your ability is good, but it is a little worse than me. You see how long you are, and how long I am. I'm sorry, I'm just a little better than you. Tell me, how can Brother Guo endure this? Do you want to do it again?
Guo Ye's face was cloudy, and the Five Spirits Dao Elder laughed and said, "Guo Xianren has picked on his eyes." It doesn't matter, Poor Dao will pick a good one for you. Bai Weiwei, come here! ”
A big boobs fart. A big, tall, fair-skinned beauty walked over, and the Five Spirits Dao Leader pointed at Guo Ye and said, "You and this Guo Immortal have a discussion of the way of sexual spirits, and you must satisfy Guo Immortal!" ”
Bai Weiwei entangled Guo Ye like a water snake, and whispered in Guo Ye's ear: "Guo Immortal, let's go." Let the slave family taste the power of your Tang Immortal......"
Bai Weiwei said as she squeezed and pinched Guo Ye's body, making Guo Ye, who had not tasted meat for half a year, dry, upset, and bleeding. Guo Ye wanted to push outside, but his hands touched a pair of round things, and he couldn't help but pinch it twice, Bai Weiwei snorted lightly twice, and laughed again.
can't do this anymore, if this continues, Guo Xiaoge's reputation will be lost forever. Guo Ye beat his spirits, let go of his hands, and half-hugged Bai Weiwei and said: "Five Spirit Dao Chief, Guo thinks this kind of competition is inappropriate!" ”
"Oh? Guo Xianren wants to compete in a competition, as long as he can draw out the Dao! Poor road to accompany to the end! ”
Guo Ye suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and came up with an idea, saying: "Actually, Guo also has a lot of research on the way of sexual spirits, so it is better to hand over to you female disciples from the poor way, and whether the teaching is good or not will be judged by the male disciples!" There are many male disciples who support Guo, that is, Guo won. On the contrary, it is the Five Spirits Dao Master who wins. Look at my idea! ”
This idea is good news for these Goguryeo dignitaries, and what is the taste of the beauties trained by Guo Xianren? It's really exciting. Everyone looked at the Five Spirits Dao Elder with blank eyes, begging him to agree.
The Five Spirits Dao Master thought that he was sure to win, and he had nothing to do, and said: "It's up to Guo Immortal!" ”
Guo Ye gathered the female disciples of the Five Spirits Dao Master together and arranged a separate room. explained to them in detail the wonders of the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire. After listening to this, the beauties were silent for a while!
Guo Ye was secretly happy in his heart, this could shock them! Unexpectedly, the beauties' later words sent him into the eighteenth layer of hell!
"Shameless!"
"Indecent!"
"What kind of immortal are you to practice our sisters like this?"
"If a man loves a woman, he should be happy. Such shameless means, what kind of room trick! ”
Nani?
It seems that this trick doesn't work, it seems that the buddy died before he got out of the school, and he lost completely......
The beauties refused to cooperate, and the competition between Guo Ye and the Five Spirits Dao Master ended before it began.
The Five Spirits Dao Chief was in a good mood and said: "Guo Xianren, there is a way to specialize in the art industry, you lost in the art in the room, there is no shame, there is no big deal." Everyone is still having fun! These people around you are all apprentices you brought. It's okay, come here, Poor Dao will introduce a few beauties to you! ”
I heard that there was a beautiful woman, and the three people including the eldest grandson Shi rebelled and followed the head of the Five Spirits Dao. Leaving Guo Ye in the same place and sad.
The chief of the Five Spirits Dao gave an order, and the men and women began to pair, and even Gao Jianwu was happy, leaving Guo Ye alone. In desperation, Guo Ye left the Pingliu County Mansion and went back to the pavilion alone.
At this time, it was the second half of the night, the moon was sparse, and there were no pedestrians on the road. Guo Ye was walking, and someone shouted behind him: "Is it Pingyang County Gong in front?" ”
Guo Ye fixed his eyes and saw that this person knew that it was Gao Pipi who blocked the road that day. Guo Ye thought that the beautiful Bai Weiwei, who had taken a lot of advantage just now, was the wife of this high-skinned person, so he was a little unnatural, and said: "It's Guo someone, I don't know what Gao has to do with Guo?" ”
Gao Pipi looked around nervously, lowered his voice and said, "Pingyang County Prince, I have discovered a big secret!" ”