Episode 11: [Hedong Lion's Roar and Zhenguan Pen]

Li Chengqian had lost his soul, and the queen already knew about it from a palace maid.

Originally, everyone else hid it from her, but yesterday a palace maid accidentally talked about the prince in the Lizheng Palace, so that the queen heard it.

The queen didn't believe it, so she immediately found someone to confirm it, and then knew that Li Chengqian really had soul loss and forgot everything. She was so sad that her condition deteriorated immediately, and yesterday's dangerous situation happened.

Now seeing that although the prince has not recovered from soul loss, he is very conscious, and he is more intimate with her mother, which makes her feel a lot of comfort for a while.

Although the former prince had the reputation of benevolence and filial piety, he would not tell her stories in front of his mother's hospital bed to relieve her boredom.

“…… From now on, you are only allowed to love me alone, you must spoil me, you can't lie to me, you must do everything you promise me, you must be sincere in everything you say to me, you must not bully me, scold me, believe me, others bully me, you have to come out to help me at the first time, I am happy, you have to accompany me to be happy, I am not happy, you have to make me happy, you must always think that I am the most beautiful, you must see me in your dreams, there is only me in your heart. Can you do it? ”

As soon as Li Chengqian told the story, he was very engaged, and now when he talked about this very classic line, he looked at Su Mi on the side affectionately, his mouth moved lightly, and he spit out syllables one by one.

Su Mi's face was red with shame, and her heart was as sweet as honey.

The queen, the highest quality audience, suddenly burst out laughing.

She smiled, and the princesses and palace ladies around her who came to rub stories also smiled.

Li Chengqian was stunned, what are you laughing at, what classic lines, how touching, you guys are embarrassed to laugh!

The queen pointed at Su Mi: "Mushroom, you tell Cheng Qian about the paragraph just now." ”

Su Mi is a filial person, and he didn't dare to have a trace of disobedience to the queen, so he had to repeat it with a red little face.

Li Chengqian discovered that Su Mi had a superpower that he never forget, and told the classic he talked about just now, word for word.

And as a first-time speaker, it is even better than what Li Chengqian said.

It's just that what I said earlier was good, why did I get stuck here: "I'm not happy, you have to make me happy, and you will always feel that I am the most ...... The most ......" her face became more and more red, and she couldn't talk anymore, and "poof......" finally burst out laughing.

The rest of the audience burst into laughter. The queen even laughed and slapped her chest with relief.

What's wrong with this group of women, what's so funny about this classic, isn't the next word just: the most beautiful......

The prettiest?

If I'm not happy, you have to make me happy, and you will always think that I am the most beautiful......

I'm doing, no wonder this group of women will laugh non-stop, the emotional problem is here, if it is a woman who says this paragraph, then it is no problem, but "think I am the most beautiful" comes out of his mouth as a one-meter-nine man, then the problem is big!

"Seriously." Li Chengqian had a black line, "This is the story, you have to understand, this passage was told to her man by the heroine in it, I sacrificed myself for the integrity of the story, are you embarrassed to laugh?" Laugh, laugh enough, you guys, I won't talk about it! ”

As soon as the heavy words came out, there was less laughter, and there were only a few princesses left who had poor control ability, and they couldn't finish it.

A princess came over to plead: "Brother Huang, I know that you are the best, you are a big man, tell us about it." ”

"yes, yes, we're not going to laugh anymore."

"Brother Huang, you see that the queen mother and the imperial sister-in-law are looking forward to you talking!"

Forget it, I don't care about you.

After telling a story of ups and downs, joy and joy, everyone was still unsatisfied, but the queen was sick and a little tired after sitting for so long, Li Chengqian insisted on letting the queen rest, and everyone else drove away.

………………

Outside the Liangyi Hall of Taiji Palace, the two guards saw Lori approaching and asked, "I've seen Princess Hepu, I don't know what happened to the princess?" ”

"I want to see my father, I have a treasure to dedicate to my father." Princess Hepu pressed her hand behind her back and said happily.

The guard was embarrassed and said: "Your Majesty is discussing important matters with the prime minister, and he ordered not to disturb it, this is ......"

"It's okay, I'll wait here." Princess Hepu behaved very kindly.

This surprised the guards who knew that Princess Hepu was usually very rude, and waited for half an hour before Li Shimin passed Princess Hepu in.

He sat on the high chair, Fang Xuanling sat below, and the two monarchs drank tea like friends. Li Shimin smiled at Princess Hepu who came in and asked, "Shu'er, how did you change your personality today?" ”

Princess Hepu saluted very politely: "Li Shu has seen my father and the emperor, and I have seen Uncle Fang. Then he coquettishly said, "Father, people are like this, how can you say that people have changed their sex?" ”

Looking at Li Shu's children, Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling both smiled.

"Father, my daughter has a treasure to offer!" Li Shu said.

As soon as these words came out, Fang Xuanling also looked at her with great interest, and Li Shimin asked, "Shu'er, what kind of treasure is it?" ”

Li Shu took two ink treasures, handed them to Li Shimin, and asked, "Which of these two calligraphy does my father think is beautiful?" ”

When Lao Li saw the first one, he snorted lightly with a smile. This is Li Shu's homework yesterday, there are too many slippery and weak details between the words, so that the whole article has lost its charm, Lao Li is very dissatisfied with this, and criticized Li Shu yesterday, I didn't expect her to take this calligraphy today, is it to admit her mistake?

Lao Li pressed this one and looked at the second one, and his eyes couldn't help but light up. This is not written with a brush, the strokes are uniform and small, and it can be seen from the words that there are still many sleek and weak places in the details, and it is concluded that the first word is the same as that written by Li Shu. But written from this kind of stroke, it is difficult to see the flaws, but it seems that Li Shu's words are fresh and beautiful, and the more you look at it, the more durable it is!

"Hmm." Lao Li nodded, and Li Shu below wanted to jump up happily, but in front of the foreign minister, he still held back.

Fang Xuanling was a thin old man with three long beards on his face. He touched his long beard and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, Longyan and Yue, I think it is Princess Hepu's academic progress a lot, and the princess's homework, can you let the old man watch it or two?" ”

Lao Li revealed his daughter's shortcomings: "She, a naughty and difficult child, got a novelty to show her face today, hehe, Xuan Ling take a look!" He handed down the two pieces of calligraphy.

Fang Xuanling saw it and laughed: "Princess Hepu has brute strength, but she can't take care of the overall situation, so she lacks the strength to write in the end!" This one, the small characters hide frustration, hehe...... "He was like evaluating the neighbor's child, and he didn't hold the emperor's daughter as a princess at all.

And this is very normal and natural for him and Li Shimin, and Princess Hepu only pouted when she heard it, not daring to contradict it.

"I wonder what Princess Hepu used to write this character?" Fang Xuanling asked.

When Li Shu heard this, they finally asked the point, and took out a goose feather like a treasure: "Father, Uncle Fang, I found that this little goose feather also has extraordinary use, as long as you cut it, you can replace the brush to write, it is easier to start than a brush, and you can write very beautiful words after practicing for half a day." And for the same word, the brush can be completed with a column of incense, and the quill can be completed as long as it is less than half a column of incense. The daughter dedicates this pen to her father! ”

When Lao Li saw this quill pen, his eyes shrank, and he looked at her with interest, and commented: "You naughty child, you don't read and write well, and you make such strange and ingenious things, isn't it insulting to Sven?" Hmph, I see that the more you write, the more ugly it becomes, and I will punish you to go back and copy the thousand-character text ten times. ”

Li Shu listened, his eyes kept turning, and his face turned pale!

I just wanted to show my face and ask for a reward, but I didn't expect to make Lao Li angry and punish himself.

What is a thousand-character essay, it is a thousand words, ten times it is ten thousand words, oh my God, kill me!

"Your Majesty." Fang Xuanling spoke, "It is a thing that should be encouraged for children to be bold in inventions, if there is something wrong, you and I can correct it." And ......"

Li Shu looked at the old house with earnest eyes and asked for help, and Lao Li also wanted to hear what the old house wanted to say.

"And there's something to be done about it." Lao Fang touched his long beard and finished selling the pass before saying, "As Her Royal Highness the Princess said, this thing can be written twice as long as a brush, and if it is used by the clerks on errands, they will have to record a large number of copywriters every day, which can greatly increase the speed of their writing." In addition, the handwriting of this object is small, and when writing, it occupies a smaller piece of paper than a brush, which can save paper. In addition, it is very ordinary, very easy to take, much cheaper than a brush, anyone can afford to use it, if this thing is popular, then every person in my Tang Dynasty can pick up a pen to write. ”

is worthy of being the prime minister of the country, Fang Xuanling's eyes are indeed far away.

When Lao Li heard this, he couldn't help but be moved, and the inexplicable anger towards the quill in his heart disappeared, and he nodded in approval of Lao Fang's words.

The following princess Hepu listened to it with joy, originally thought that the treasure would not be a loss, the old house said a few words, let the rain turn cloudy, cloudy and sunny, it is simply another village. Although the poem of "Another Village" has not yet been created in the Tang Dynasty, Princess Hepu has already thought of this meaning, if her knowledge is higher, more patience, and even she has the habit of writing a diary, she will definitely be able to preemptively occupy the authorship of the poem "Another Village", but she is Princess Hepu, she is a tiger-headed Lori, so she is destined to have no chance with this poem!

Lao Li beckoned to Hepu: "Bring your quill pen and show it to your father." ”

Princess Hepu happily walked over, and when she handed it to Lao Li, she patted Lao Li's ass: "Father, what does my father think of my daughter naming this 'Zhenguan Pen'?" ”

Hearing this, Lao Li and Lao Fang laughed together and agreed with the name of Zhenguanbi.

Lao Li was happy, took something from his waist, and said, "For my father, I will reward you with flowers and birds." Although the goose ...... Zhenguan pen has made a great contribution, but you can't waste the practice of calligraphy, if you don't write well next time, your father will still punish you. ”

"Hee-hee, yes. Thank you, Father! Hepu happily took this beautiful golden thing, smelled it, the incense was strong, and he was afraid that there would be a fragrance within five meters of wearing it, and if he shook it, it would make a pleasant sound of silver bells, and he really loved it