10th: [Village Official's Hard Pen Calligraphy]

In the early morning, the happy sparrows on the branches of the trees chirp and watch the children under the trees play happily!

The cool breeze blew through her little nose, and her little mouth let out a laugh of silver bells, and the little Zhengtai Li Zhi behind her shouted dominantly.

Behind them, a small eunuch was pushing the cart forward, and the wooden wheels and stone slabs of the cart made a bone sound. The princess urged to go faster, faster, and the little eunuch had to run faster.

The guards and palace maids on both sides of the cart are tightly guarded, for fear that these two treasures will bump into each other!

At this time, a eunuch hurriedly ran over: "Your Royal Highness, princess, it's not good......

When Li Chengqian and Su Mi got down from the excessively luxurious carriage, they saw a group of palace maids and guards outside the Lizheng Hall supervising two little children pushing a cart to play.

"Cut ......" Li Chengqian cut disdainfully, "Xiao Mushroom, take our new generation of upgraded wheelchairs down and let them take a look!" ”

Su Mi laughed and pushed the second-generation wheelchair of the Tang Dynasty under Li Chengqian's buttocks, Li Chengqian sat in the wheelchair as arrogantly as if he was in a BMW, and Su Mi pushed him into the Lizheng Palace.

Loria not far away, Xiao Zhengtai Li Zhi was dumbfounded, a firewood cart in his hand seemed to be not as high-end as the backrest of other people's small wheels!

The two little kids glanced at each other, and they both saw the urge to be robbers in each other's eyes!

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Li Chengqian didn't expect to come early, the palace maid said that the queen hadn't woken up yet, and weirdly said that the emperor ordered not to disturb the queen's sleep when he went to the court in the morning.

"Father stayed here last night?" Li Chengqian asked Su Mi.

He knew that Concubine Yang was very favored, and the queen had been sick for so long, of course he couldn't accompany him, but he didn't expect the emperor to spend the night here last night.

"The queen mother is very popular with the emperor." Su Mi said.

The queen didn't wake up, so the two sat in the small hall and waited.

"Zhou Li. "The Great Uncle ......" Li Chengqian asked, "What kind of book is it?" ”

Su Mi was happy, "Zhou Li" is a biography of Zhou Gongdan, a saint of the Zhou Dynasty, with rich content, ranging from astronomy and geography, governing the country and the country, to farming, fish and rice. Among them, the great uncle said that it is the choice of the location of the national capital. ”

"Is there this book in the Lizheng Palace?" Li Chengqian asked.

"There should be, the concubine is going to get books and paper and laugh." Su Mi went happily.

As soon as Su Mi left, the two little boys, Er'er and Li Zhi, came in, pushing the cart with guilt on their faces. Li Zhi said: "Brother Huang, I couldn't return it last night...... This ......"

"Carts."

"Oh, I couldn't return the cart last night, please forgive the royal brother." Li Zhi, a little kid, always speaks in a proper manner.

Li Chengqian waved his hand generously: "You don't have to pay it back, because I already have a new generation of wheelchairs, what is the use of this car?" ”

The little face of the child who was so sweet that he was about to die came out, "Brother, of course I have to pay it back, won't I become a thief if I don't pay it back?" Brother, this board...... The wheelchair will be returned to you, and your new wheelchair will be returned to you later. ”

Li Chengqian smiled.

Er'er thought that not speaking was acquiescence, so he pushed the new wheelchair and ran away first, Li Zhi still stood in place for a while, afraid of being detained by Li Chengqian, so he hurriedly ran away with Er'er's buttocks.

Su Mi came back and almost collided with Er'er, and then smiled and helped Ji'er get the wheelchair out of the threshold.

got a book with Zhou Li written on the cover, Su Mi helped him turn to the page of Da Zongbo, traditional Chinese? Just copy, no problem! Li Chengqian held the pen in the shape of a chicken claw and began to copy his homework.

Su Mi looked at Li Chengqian's chicken-paw-like pen-holding posture, her face was uncomfortable for a while, and then she looked at the words written by Li Chengqian like chicken claws scratched, and the skin on her face twitched.

"Your Highness, you have to hold the pen like this to write good words......" Su Mi taught him hand in hand.

Li Chengqian let Su Mi break his index finger and hold the pen with his thumb, middle finger and ring finger, but if he writes it like this, the words are even more ugly than just now, although Su Mi is next to him to comfort practice makes perfect, but he copied more than a dozen words in a row, ten were scrapped, and the others were disabled!

I can't write it, although I want to hand in Lao Li's homework sloppily, but I can't see people with such words, shame! Li Chengqian put the pen down, and he couldn't write!

Su Mi coaxed him and comforted him, but Li Chengqian thought that it would be nice if there was a ballpoint pen, and it would not be a matter of a few minutes to copy such a few hundred words.

But in this day and age, if you want a ballpoint pen, dream about it!

How nice it would be to have a fountain pen without a ballpoint pen!

Pen? It seems that it was invented by Britain in some European country, and you have to bring an army to fight it, and then you can get it! Li Chengqian thought again, it seems that they don't have pens when they fight now, because they can't make them with their current technology!

That's right! Li Chengqian jumped suddenly, because he thought of the time when Europeans didn't have fountain pens, as if they were writing with quill pens!

Quill!

Li Chengqian pressed Su Mi, who was anxious to comfort him next to him, and said with a smile: "I'm fine, don't worry." Do you say there are geese in the palace? ”

"Goose?" Su Mi quietly reached out and touched Li Chengqian's forehead, and said to himself: "Don't burn it......"

Li Chengqian had a black line, "I'm fine, I don't have a fever...... Where is the kitchen? ”

"What is Your Highness going to the kitchen for?" Su Mi asked strangely.

"Look for the goose."

"What are you doing with geese?"

"Plucking."

"......" Su Mi still wanted to ask like a dragon.

"Immortals have their own tricks." Li Chengqian replied first.

Su Mi was in a dilemma, afraid that Li Chengqian would lose his mind and commit another crime, and finally was glared at by Li Chengqian, so he ran to ask the eunuch to bring goose feathers.

As a result, Li Chengqian looked at the goose feathers and asked, "You plucked all the feathers of a goose, didn't you?" ”

"No, Your Highness, the little one went to the Taiguan Office, and I happened to see that Zhanggu was killing geese, so I brought goose feathers." The eunuch timidly asked, "Your Highness, is it wrong?" ”

[Note: The Taiguan Office is a small department under the Tang Dynasty emperor's exclusive kitchen, responsible for "preparing materials", so the author Wu Bi thinks that killing geese and ducks should be what they do. 】

"Nope." Li Chengqian had no choice but to find out the thickest and longest hairs on the goose wings and tail in a ball of goose feathers, then took scissors, cut the tail of the goose feathers, cut out the shape, then kneaded the hair tube, dipped it in ink, took a piece of paper and wrote.

The water didn't come out well, but I could barely write a word.

What's more, with this quill pen, you can use Li Chengqian's hard pen kung fu, and don't look at the previous life when he was a village official, he took a civil servant hard pen calligraphy quick word paste for half a year, and the words written are so beautiful, no longer the chicken claw words written with a brush!

Li Chengqian laughed, ignored Su Mi and the eunuch who were in a daze, took a new piece of paper, and started the great cause of copying homework!

Ten minutes later, a beautiful hard pen calligraphy appeared, and Su Mi next to him was stunned, this was too novel.

Li Chengqian was very proud and waved proudly: "Serve tea." ”

The palace maid came with tea, Li Chengqian felt that the water temperature was just right, and the palace maid beside the queen was considerate, and drank half a cup in a big gulp, and a smell of something was in her heart!

What kind of smell made Li Chengqian's eyes widen for a while, and the tea in his mouth spurted out, otherwise he would be half paralyzed!

He hurriedly opened the lid of the teacup and saw that the tea leaves in the teacup were all crumbles, like cinders, and the tea had a very salty and strange taste in addition to the bitterness of the tea.

"Ah......" Su Mi screamed.

Li Chengqian looked up and saw that his hard pen calligraphy had been sprayed with a sip of tea and his face was paralyzed, and the degree of disfigurement was even more ugly than the words written on chicken feet!

"What do you do with all the fuss?" A disgruntled voice rang out.

Li Chengqian was stunned, this voice didn't need to look at people to know who it was, Xiao Li's father Lao Li!

The two young couples looked at each other, at a loss, Li Chengqian grabbed the hard pen calligraphy with a paralyzed face and stuffed it into his clothes.

Then pretended to be calm and saluted Li Shimin, who walked in in a dragon robe: "Cheng Qian has seen his father, please say hello to his father." ”

Su Mi also hurriedly gave a beautiful blessing to Lao Li behind Li Chengqian.

"What did you do when you came to your mother's place early in the morning and shouted so loudly?" Lao Li scolded.

"Cheng Qian came to visit the queen mother, but the queen mother didn't wake up, so she was waiting outside." Li Chengqian said. Truth.

Lao Li's face softened, and he asked, "Take out the things in your chest." ”

Damn, I was seen by Lao Li, what kind of eyesight is this! Li Chengqian wanted to deny it, but Su Mi in the back seemed to know what Li Chengqian was thinking, and pulled his sleeve, but what did it mean. The next moment, Su Mi, who had figured out what Li Chengqian was thinking, walked in front in person, helped him take out a hard pen calligraphy, and respectfully handed it to Lao Li.

The hard pen calligraphy that was already paralyzed was rubbed by Li Chengqian and stuffed into his clothes, and now when he takes it out, the paper has been broken in several places, which is miserable!

Lao Li took a look, and his old face wrinkled. Originally, Li Chengqian thought that he would throw it back immediately, but he didn't expect him to look at it for several minutes, but he didn't know if he was pretending to be or really looking at it seriously.

After a while, Lao Li's eyes left from the miserable, and he said majestically: "You can complete the homework ordered by your father with your heart, it's good." It's just that your words are clearly not written by the pen......"

Then Li Chengqian felt his gaze look behind him, and Li Chengqian's hairs stood up.

Lao Li saw the goose feathers on the table behind him, and there were five or six goose feathers covered with ink, which were written by Li Chengqian for scrapping.

Lao Li's face was solemn, and he snorted: "It's insulting!" ”

Then he turned around and walked away.

Xiao Li and his wife were left depressed at the scene.

After a while, Lao Li, who went in to see his wife, came out and left. A palace maid came out and said that the queen had invited the prince in.

After Li Chengqian entered the queen's bedroom, a Lori walked into the small hall, and then sneakily walked to the goose feather, picked it up and looked at it curiously.

A palace maid saluted: "I've seen Princess Hepu." ”

"Huh?" She was startled, "It's okay for you to go down, don't say I took this or anything." ”

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The queen held Li Chengqian's masterpiece, and her loving little mouth couldn't stop laughing, and she couldn't help but laugh louder when she listened to the tea that Li Chengqian finally squirted out in order to complete this masterpiece.

Soon Li Chengqian's opportunity for revenge came, forcing the queen to drink two small bowls of porridge.

After breakfast, Li Chengqian said: "Mom, you are in good spirits now, let me tell you a story of "Hedong Lion's Roar"!" ”