Little Dani on the side was thinking, what are you doing? Are you talking about history? Or is it a joke about history? Rhetorical history? Commenting on history? Tell us about history? Nonsense about history? Interesting history? Enigmatic history? Hehe, it's rare to enter the imperial palace in China once, so I'll talk about it too? Let's talk about the latest version of "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder"? Therefore, Xiao Daini said to Wang Mumu: "Boss Wang, you are talking about "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder", the version I heard in my hometown is not like this!" The difference is huge.

It is said that in a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, a child named Sima Guang secretly went into the back garden of an old man's house with a group of little children to play, they had never been to such an interesting place, and when they were having fun, a child accidentally smashed a large vat containing water, and the water in the vat began to leak, and a large amount of water seeped out of the crack. The child who had caused the accident was so frightened that he cried.

Everyone was dumbfounded, not knowing what to do. At this time, Sima Guang didn't make a sound, picked up a big stone from the side, and smashed it into the cylinder. With a bang, the vat was smashed open and water gushed out. This time the trouble is even bigger, and everyone complains about Sima Guang.

Sima Guang smiled and said, 'Don't be afraid! Only in this way will the veteran not let us pay for it. ’

Sima Guang dragged the boy and said, 'After a while, you can get into the tank, just get your clothes wet, and then say that you accidentally fell into the tank, and I will smash the tank to save you, otherwise you will have to drown.' Then he said to the others, 'You all look panicked, some of you are crying for help, some of you are running to call for adults, do you understand?' ’

The kids were so happy, so good, so fun, just do it! We kids can bully adults too. So Sima Guang gave an order, and the children took separate actions.

Hearing the shouting, the old man and his men ran over and asked in a panic, 'How is the child?' ’

The kid who was still dripping water pointed at Sima Guang and said, 'Thanks to Brother Guang's good deeds, he smashed the vat, otherwise I would have drowned.' ’

The old man took Sima Guang's hand and said excitedly: "I didn't expect you to be so smart at such a young age, and you must have a future when you grow up." ’

Sima Guang said: 'Nothing, this is what I should do, and this is what I have to do. ’

Sima Guang waved to the children and said, "Let's go, let's go outside and continue to play, the outside world is more exciting, and the outside staff is even more demented!" ’……”

Xiao Xiangni on the side has an idea, yo, Sister Dai has performed, should I also behave? Recently, I read some Chinese miscellaneous books, so I will also use my strengths and weaknesses to deduce the story of "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" that can be used as a plug-in. So, Xiao Xiangni said to Wang Mumu: "Boss Wang, there are more than 100 Sanniangs in our family, what Zhao Sanniang, Qian Sanniang, Sun Sanniang, Li Sanniang, Hu Sanniang, and so on. Then there must be several Sima Guang in the world, right? Because the "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" I read is different from your version. The book said that a certain Sima Guang official was in a high position, and some people wanted to set up a monument for him, so they began to use their brains to write stories for Sima Guang.

The talents who write the story believe that a person's growth must have his historical origin and life course, and all great people must be geniuses when they are young. We should learn from the successful experiences of our predecessors, such as "Young Confucius", "Young Qin Shi Huang", and "Young Zhuge Liang", to create a perfect and convincing image of a great man.

These showmen searched for dry intestines and finally obtained three key words from the mouths of the paparazzi: Sima Guang, saving people, and smashing the cylinder.

If the talents have obtained a treasure, they rushed to Sima Guang's hometown of Shaanzhou to investigate on the spot. The people in the village still vaguely remember Sima Guang's name, but they can't say anything about smashing the cylinder to save people.

The Xiucai finally found the grandson of the old man who had moved to another village, and the grandson took the Xiucai to the legendary place where Sima Guang smashed the cylinder. The place has faded to the bustle, and the grass is decaying.

Sun Tzu heard the unheard of legend and said, starting from common sense, there are many links in it, which are not common sense and facts. Besides, is it necessary to make such a big splash and praise it decades later?

The talents felt justified and reported to the Minister of Propaganda when they returned. Unexpectedly, the Minister of Propaganda was furious and said, 'Do you think that as long as it is typical, it is true?' If it's all true, there's no typical. A lie repeated a thousand times can become the truth, and who would dare to deny what was said a thousand times after a thousand times? Can't you pick up someone's wallet first if it hasn't been dropped? Can't you develop a futures market? Alas! If the material is not enough, make up some, dig up some clues, sublimate things if they are too small, and borrow some from other people's things. It was a few decades ago, even if there are some discrepancies, let this historical legacy be left in history, who will be careful to verify everything? Right? It's a big deal, you attach the old man's own words to the back: 'Chen Guang said: The husband believes, and the great treasure of the king. ** For the people, the people protect the letter. If you don't believe in it, you can't make the people, and if you don't believe in it, you can't defend the country. It is the king of the ancients who does not deceive the four seas, the hegemon who does not deceive his neighbors, the one who is good for the country does not deceive his people, and the one who is good at home does not deceive his relatives. On the contrary, those who do not do good deceive their neighbors, their people, and even their brothers, and their fathers and sons. The upper and lower do not believe in the bottom, the lower does not believe in the top, the upper and lower centrifugation, so that the defeat ...... 'Can't you?' ’

As a result, "Young Sima Guang" has been passed down through the ages, and "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" has become a household name......"

Little Daini was energetic and said, "Yes, this world is really too big, and this earth is too small. In the world, there are many more people with the same surname and different genders, and the same name and different lives. Let me tell you the story of another Sima Guang smashing the cylinder in my hometown:

It is said that there was a child named Sima Guang, playing in the garden with all the children, Sima Guang saw that there was a goldfish in a water tank, and moved a big stone to pad his feet to catch fish. The other children panicked, but Sima Guang was very calm, and asked the children outside the tank to lift up the big stone they had just stepped on and throw it into the water tank, so that they could climb out of the water tank on tiptoe on the stones. Unexpectedly, the big stone was too heavy, and several children smashed the bottom of the cylinder when they lifted it together. The cylinder broke, and Sima Guang was saved. However, everyone was not happy, because they smashed a large water tank of other people. Sima Guang said, no problem, little dog, you come over and cooperate with me. That's it, wait, wait, and so on, and there is the now familiar "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder". The friends admire Sima Guang very much, Sima Guang's great shift, pure fire, eliminating disasters and turning difficulties, turning danger into profit, one person through the ages! smashed other people's tanks, and it will go down in history! ”

Not to be outdone, Xiao Xiangni said: "I also have an alternative "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder": In other words, a precious fine pottery water tank in Sima Guang's house was accidentally smashed out of a crack when Sima Guang was playing by himself, Sima Guang is afraid of his father's scolding and his mother's pain, what should I do?" I have a way! He knows a rich second generation, his family is very rich, but his family is very picky, and his children have never had a penny pocket money in their hands. Sima Guang immediately invited this rich second generation to play at home, so, so, there is the story of "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" that everyone knows. Later, the local tyrant compensated Sima's family for a new cylinder, and also rewarded Sima Guang for saving his son. Afterwards, Sima Guang gave the rich second generation a percentage of his income, as a performance fee, as a compensation for being drenched in cold water as an actor, and as an execution fee for him to make a sharp turn in his brain to memorize his lines......"

Xiao Xiangni continued, saying: "What I just said was that I heard "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" when I was five years old, and "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" I heard when I was six years old, which is even more alternative: it is said that there is a child named Sima Guang, who is playing in the garden of a local tyrant's house that has opened a big restaurant, and covets the sealed jars and urns, because they contain delicious pickles and soy sauce meat. Sima Guang wanted to eat, and when he saw that there was no one on the side, he picked up two pickle jars, one for pickled kohlrabi and the other for pickled soy sauce and meat, and smashed the two small urns into a large stone jar in the garden that stored water. Later, the pickle jar was broken, and the marinated meat jar was also broken, Sima Guang had vegetables to eat and meat to eat, and his gluttony was saved; The well-known "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" began to circulate in the market. ”

Little Daini looked at Little Channie: "Gone?" Are you done with this story? ”

Xiao Channie looked innocent: "Yes! That's it, that's it, it's over! ”

Little Daini was more serious: "That's not right! Sima Guang in the story behind you didn't save people; Moreover, you said that the big water tank was made of stone, which made it impossible to smash the hole; Also, there are no other children in your story! Who fell into the water? Your story is too illogical, off-topic, a little neurotic, others can't understand it, it's too elegant, so, Aut! ”

Xiao Xiangni is very principled: "Sister Dani, why can't I make this story?" I think I can upgrade V! You see, there is Sima Guang in the story, there is smashing, there is a cylinder, and there is salvation, which is very pertinent! My small tank smashed the big tank, my small tank was broken, my gluttony was saved, time, place, characters, plot, none of them were pulled, why would I fail? As for logic, facts, or whatever, does it matter? The important thing is that I gave birth to the story of "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder", and the "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" that I gave birth to can be arbitrarily arbitrarily by anyone, I only ask for the same keywords. Alas! It's cold in the heights, after a thousand years, I believe that my module will be fried evilly, and the gap between facts and stories will sooner or later be an excellent platform for literati and scholars, and I will be alone and defeated. Besides, isn't the difference between my "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" and the "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" with the highest click rate being a hundred steps and fifty steps? Does it matter? You know, originally, here, we are all telling stories, finding an explanation, not telling facts. Moreover, how good my version is, there are vegetables to eat, meat to eat, unlike you, the first and second protagonists all have to make soup chickens, the director has a pimple, and the water baby has to shake. It's Sima Guang who is famous for shaking for a long time, we naughty boys, strange injustices through the ages! ”

Little Daini: "No! Stop chattering, not anyway! Your story is too unusual, there are several brain teasers in it, out of place, punish you for another paragraph! Requirements: Simple, smooth, and plotted! ”

Little Channie: "Okay, good, good, one more time, one more time." Ouch, what a sin, I'm a little foreign beauty, I came all the way to your Great Song Dynasty, and I didn't reward me with a few sets of official kiln Song porcelain Ru Ge Junding, get a few lotus leaf bowls and frog plates, and tell me to smash the cylinder. Not only do you have to work hard and sweat profusely, but you also have to use your brains and make counterattacks, and your life is hard! Okay, okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's change the soy sauce meat to kimchi, anyway, there is a child named Sima Guang, who was playing in the garden, and a child accidentally fell into a tank full of water. The friends panicked, and Sima Guang calmly picked up a stone and threw it at the cylinder. The tank broke, the water flowed out, the child was saved, and everyone praised Sima Guang.

The next day, they went to the river to play again, Sima Guang accidentally fell into the river, and the friends calmly picked up stones from the ground and threw them into the river. Later, Sima Guang died at the age of six! The friends picked a lot of wildflowers on the side of the road, weaved wreaths ....... ”

Hu Dong smiled, this little girl, come to spoof again, this is a harem after all, so quickly stop it and say: "Don't talk nonsense, don't build the happiness of the little girl on the old man." We don't tell stories here, we just tell the facts. cough, as for what the adult just said about the origin of the place name of Shangguangang Village or Shangguanggang in the west of Guangshan County and the explanation of the "Thanksgiving Pavilion", in fact, various versions of the smashing cylinder have already given the answer.

Hu Dong believes that more than ten or decades ago, it was popular to label celebrities. For example, there is also a story of the wisdom of the ancients in the same period - "Wen Yanbo irrigated the float". It's about Sima Guang's friend Wen Yanbo, who has been very smart since he was a child, and once, he and a few companions were playing football on the grass, and accidentally, the ball fell into a tree hole. Companions lie down at the entrance of the hole and reach out to touch the ball, and they can't reach the ball with a stick to the hole. When everyone was anxious, Wen Yanbo came up with a good way to pour water into the hole of the tree, and the water was full and the ball floated out. This is the story of "Wen Yanbo Irrigation Float".

During the Tang and Song dynasties, juju, juju (polo), hammering pills, foot fighting, and wooden shooting were very prosperous. There is Wen Yanbo irrigating the float, which is more reasonable. Perhaps, Sima Guang looked at Wen Yanbo, who was 13 years older than him, and poured a little water, and was known as "smart since childhood". He is going to compare, you pour water, I release water, so the genius Sima Guang competed for victory and fiercely compared "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder". As everyone knows, his "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" is now caught by Wang Mumu with a flaw, so "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" is about to become "The Cylinder Smashing Sima Guang" at this scene.

Hu Dong is more serious in his work, and in the face of the current "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder", the atmosphere at the scene is a little weird. Hu Dong peeked at Sima Guang, only to see that he was annoyed and ashamed, and his old face turned into a pig's liver color; and the two kings on the side laughed sullenly to varying degrees, and their three faces also held back red tickets; Those ladies are a little directionless in the clouds, our big song is amazing! There are so many Sima Guang! And they all love to smash the cylinder! However, everything has to have a degree, don't smash all the cylinders of our Great Song Dynasty, "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" has become "Sima Cylinder Smashing the Light"!

Hu Dong thought, stop, don't diverge anymore, let me make a concluding speech: "Everyone, about "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder", I have sought confirmation of a historical figure who is closer to a historical figure - Wang Anshi Xiangye. Wang Xiangye once talked about the truth of "Sima Guang Smashing the Cylinder" in vague words, Xiangye said that at a certain banquet, this Sima Guang once patted Wang Xiangye on the shoulder and said: 'An Shi, fight with me? You're still too innocent. ’

Wang Xiangye shot back very calmly at that time: 'What's the big deal? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? If I had changed, I would have done it, but I had one less chance than you. ’

Sima Guang was very disdainful, and two cold lights shot out of his eyes: "The opportunity is created by yourself." You only know that the old man smashed the cylinder, but you don't know how the child fell into it, right? ’……”