Miss Tian's face blushed, she glanced at Yue Shao'an fiercely, bit her lower lip and turned her head away, no longer looking at him.

Yue Shao'an didn't let her go, he Yile turned around and walked in front of her again and said: "Since Miss joins the association with you and me, then I will use me and you to meet each other, and I will say to one - 'one night of spring and one night', what does Miss think!" As he spoke, he reached out with his big hand and touched Miss Tian's little hand quietly.

Miss Tian was startled, and hurriedly took a few steps back, her face was flushed with shame, and the red glow on her face seemed to reflect half of the sky, as if she could drip water, her phoenix eyes were wide open, and her cherry lips trembled, despicable! Obscene--, with shame in his heart, but unable to say a word.

"Haha - good poetry, good poetry!" The applause came, and the voice dragged on, as if the palm of the hand was damp with water. The person who spoke had a strange face, a strange smile, and his face was full of lust.

When everyone heard this sudden voice, they couldn't help but scoff, how could this person be so uneducated, obviously it was a couplet but he said it was a poem, but when he looked closely at the face full of lewd smiles, he suddenly understood, it turned out to be a *-

Listening to the sound a little familiar, Yue Shaoan also looked over with everyone's eyes, only to see that the person who spoke was clasping his hands on his chest, wearing a wet robe, covering the front of his chest under the arms faintly revealing two "bras" kicked out by the horse's hooves, and a pretty little maid beside him, not the young master, who else could there be.

It's just that Yue Shaoan doesn't understand that this kid is here, and he came in such a hurry, and he didn't change a single piece of clothing. He smiled slightly, stepped forward and hugged his fist and said: "Brother Tai is really interested, this method of escaping the heat is also chic, it is really an eye-opener for the little brother." As he spoke, a pair of eyes looked at his still dripping robe, scanned it up and down a few times, and said: "I didn't expect the little brother's clumsy work to be appreciated by the younger brother, and if you think about it carefully, it is indeed so wet-so wet-" The sound of his words was heard in everyone's ears, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter.

Yue Shao'an laughed, the young master snorted lightly, and said in his heart, do you think that I am the same as you, a stunned young man, and I can still talk and laugh in front of Mr. Yan? If it weren't for an excuse to sneak out, I'd come to this place? But looking at this kid's "masterpiece" artistic conception is not bad, and he can be regarded as a fellow practitioner, so I don't care about him.

The young master glanced at Yue Shao'an, and saw that he happened to look at him too, and a pair of eyes were full of evil smiles, and he winked at the young master. The young master looked sideways at Miss Tian on the side, then at Yue Shao'an, and nodded with a look of sudden realization, but this wet clothes are really not very good-looking, and the young master has no intention of staying for a long time, and he doesn't talk to Yue Shao'an, so he turned his head to the little maid and said, "Xiaoru, let's go-" After that, he strode away and took the lead, and the little maid followed, and disappeared from people's sight after a while.

A young man on the side took all this in his eyes, took a few steps forward, and glanced at Yue Shaoan coldly in front of Miss Tian and Yue Shao'an, and said hastily: "Boy-you are too arrogant, let this son give you a couplet, see if you can match it, filial brother is faithful, courteous and honest, you may be able to make a couplet?" After that, his face was stupid, as if he had taken out the treasure of the housekeeper, and there was a look of disdain in his eyes when he looked at Yue Shaoan.

This link is too vicious, filial piety is faithful, courteous and honest, but the last shame is missing, which means scolding Yue Shaoan for being shameless, how can everyone not hear it, their eyes are looking at Yue Shao'an, some people are gloating, some people are encouraging, and some people are in the mood of watching the play, with different expressions, which are not enough.

Yue Shaoan looked at it at a glance, only to see the person in front of him, fat head and big ears, Tege plump and abnormal, five feet tall, five feet waistline, couldn't help sighing, what a pig's head, after snickering in his heart, he slowly walked to the side, bent down and pulled out eight grasses on the ground, counted them and threw the last one out, handed the seven grasses in his hand to the pig-headed boy, and said nothing.

The pig-headed boy laughed and said, "Can't you come out?" Use this little trick to get better? Hmph - I won't embarrass you if you don't come out, as long as you apologize to Miss Tian in front of everyone, and then respectfully call me sir, I will spare you and let you out of here! ”

"Haha-" Yue Shaoan laughed, leaning forward and backward with a straight smile, everyone didn't know why, I don't know why he laughed, looking at each other but no one spoke.

Seeing that Yue Shao'an was laughing endlessly, the pig-headed boy said with a cold expression: "Come quickly, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, thinking that you can get through the trick in this way-" Speaking of excitement, saliva splashed, like a shrew scolding the street. Miss Tian didn't stop looking at her a few times.

"Ignorance-" Yue Shao'an said, then threw the grass in his hand to his feet, shook his head slightly, and slowly walked to the side of the chair and sat down.

"Who do you say is ignorant?" The pig-headed boy was so angry that he chased after him, looking like he would not give up without saying it clearly, as if he wanted to devour Yue Shao'an alive.

"Don't be too radical with this son, people have already come out, but I can't bear to break your face so I didn't explain, why do you have to force each other so hard!" Even the dean couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up.

Yue Shao'an was not so kind, he was just lazy to waste saliva and explain to this pig-headed boy, since the dean explained, he was also happy.

"By the way? He didn't say a word, how could he say it right? Dean, I'm going to have to give me an explanation. The pig-headed boy's face was flushed, obviously angry.

"Just look at the grass that the boy just threw down at your feet!" The courtyard said softly.

The pig-headed boy glanced at it and said, "It's just seven grasses, what does it have to do with Xialian?" ”

"These seven grasses responded to the seven numbers of 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven', and they just became a pair in your Shanglian 'filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty'!" The dean patiently explained.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven? This is also a couplet? What the hell! The pig-headed boy was aggrieved in his chest, and the dean of Jue shielded the kid, and he was very unconvinced.

The surrounding crowd was full of doubts and looked at each other, only Miss Natian seemed to understand something, her face changed, and her pretty face was completely bloodless.

"Hey!" The dean sighed lightly, it seems that this Shanglian should not have come up with it himself, otherwise the words have already come to this point, how should he understand, he didn't want to say it too much, so as not to embarrass him, but looking at it like this, if he doesn't explain it, he will really be entangled. The dean pointed to the grass that was thrown away by Yue Shao'an before and said, "Didn't Childe forget the eighth grass that was thrown away?" ”

Everyone suddenly realized, a good pair of lower couplets, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, these seven characters seem messy, but combined with the eighth grass that Yue Shao'an threw out before, it was suddenly different.

The pig-headed boy still snorted with disdain on his face: "Green grass is green grass, no matter how many of them are, what does it have to do with this next link?" ”

"This forgets that the eighth grass is - forget the eight, everyone already understands, why is Childe still so persistent?" The dean shook his head and sighed.

When it comes to this, even the most stupid people understand.

The couplet of the pig-headed son is: filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty, and shamelessness.

Yue Shaoan's next couplet is: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, citing the meaning of Wang Ba.

This coupling is both simple and spicy, and Yue Shaoan didn't say it with his mouth, he was even better, everyone applauded loudly, and the eyes that looked at Yue Shaoan were different, and there was no longer contempt.

The pig-headed boy muttered, "Forget the eight, the king-" After calling out these two words, his face changed greatly, red as a pig's liver, but this time it was not red because of anger, but ashamed and red, and hurriedly folded the fan, blocked in front of the fat face, lowered his head and jumped out of the crowd, and hurried away.

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