Chapter 010: Mentoring Meeting
Yue Shao'an's eyes swept over the surrounding environment, and all kinds of flowers and trees vied with each other.
The green willows are clinging to the lake, but it is a garden with excellent scenery.
Under a realistic rockery next to the small lake, several energetic old men held folding fans in their hands and tasted fragrant tea, looking leisurely and complacent.
Yue Shaoxin cursed in peace, damn, it's too extravagant, every few steps there is a small artificial lake, digging so many lakes is a fart, waste, waste - is this a academy or a park? Is Lao Tzu in the wrong place?
But after thinking about it, I plan to stay here anyway, the scenery here is so beautiful that it is also a good place, thinking of this, I feel a lot more relieved, whatever, and don't spend Lao Tzu's money.
"Childe, this way, please—"
Yue Shaoan agreed, followed the man and walked straight into the crowd.
"Oh, who recommended this?" An old man put down the teacup in his hand and looked up at Yue Shaoan and asked.
"I—"
Yue Shaoan was just about to speak, only to see the person who brought him here, whispering in the old man's ear for a while, the old man's expression changed after hearing this, and after discussing with a few people around him, he suddenly showed a smile, and a wrinkled old face stepped forward and said: "This little brother knows at a glance that he is a well-educated person, you don't need to take the test for today's assessment, rest for a while, and you will go directly to the post after they finish the test!" ”
"Uh-" Yue Shao'an was stunned for a moment, I damn it, it's so simple, I lost Lao Tzu and worried about it for a long time along the way. Yue Shao'an breathed, walked to the empty chair on the side and sat down, and with a "swish", he opened the folding fan in his hand, and also learned from others to fan it a few times.
Hearing the old man's words, and then looking at Yue Shao'an's appearance, the other people who came to Ying Shi on the side stopped laughing, with a dissatisfied look on their faces.
"Dean? How can you favor one over the other-" A pretty young woman in the crowd walked out, wearing a green gown, faint moon eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, a straight little nose, delicate skin, plump breasts, * top up, small face crystal clear, just slightly with a slight anger, her voice attracted countless eyes, there were envy, jealousy, appreciation, and admiration, and even more, saliva flowed out.
Yue Shao'an's immunity to beauties is not strong, looking at her handsome appearance, his eyes are also bright, and he smiled in his heart, it seems that there is really no shortage of beauties in this Beijing-Hangzhou Academy, it is really right to come here, just rush to this, Lao Tzu will not stay! I saw that the woman glanced at Yue Shao'an, and said in a small voice: "This son is also just here, I heard the dean's tone before it seems to be the first time to meet, why do you pass directly without checking at all, how can we be convinced, I'm afraid that it will be spread out and damage the signboard of Jinghang Academy!" ”
"yes—"
"How can I be convinced—"
Someone in the crowd suddenly chimed in, the appeal of the beauty is really not covered-
Yue Shao'an saw this situation, and his heart was suddenly annoyed, damn, it's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, the boss of the family has said that it has passed, what are you interfering with, Lao Tzu is most annoyed by this small report.
"Miss Tian doesn't know, this is recommended by a nobleman, and her knowledge and character should not be bad, that nobleman's vision is unique, his wisdom is innumerable, and his conduct is absolutely believable!" The dean hurriedly explained when they heard them mention the reputation of the college.
"Smack-" A middle-aged man closed the folding fan in his hand, took a few steps forward and said: "Dean, it's better not to be too arbitrary, let's not talk about that noble man for the time being, now there are many people who are sanctimonious pseudo-scholars, I am afraid that the noble man will also be deceived by it, and if he does not investigate, he will pass directly for fear that it is unreasonable and unfair to us!" ”
Damn, after talking for a long time, the last sentence is the point, you are jealous in your heart, and if you hate someone else, you will say it clearly, damn it, Lao Tzu looks down on such a person the most, Yue Shaoxin despised the middle-aged man fiercely, snorted lightly, and there was a trace of disdain on the corner of his mouth.
The man was immediately very annoyed when he saw it, and his eyes stared at Yue Shao'an and said: "If Brother Tai is not convinced, you can come over and have a try, if you are really talented, I will naturally be convinced!" ”
Cut! And what do you compare to, than muscle? Than the figure? More handsome? Are you okay kid? Yue Shaoan sneered and didn't say anything.
Seeing his arrogant expression, the man's face turned red with anger, and he turned to the woman who spoke before and said, "Miss Tian, please make a couplet for him to match, if he can't come up, see what face he has to sit there!" ”
Miss Tian looked at Yue Shao'an, and saw that he was looking at each other at the same time, and his face was not good, and a pair of thief eyes were rolling around, staring at her crisp breasts up and down, and couldn't help frowning: "The little girl watched for a long time, and when she saw that the son also seemed to be a talented person, she wanted to ask for advice, and asked the son to give advice!" With that, a pair of beautiful eyes stared at Yue Shaoan tightly and waited for him to speak.
Yue Shao was relieved, but he also knew that these people were so forced that he was afraid that he would not be able to be confused, so he said with a dark face: "Since Miss asks for advice, then I will teach you something!" As he spoke, he still looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
The person who spoke before suddenly had a crooked nose, how could this person be so hateful, people said a polite word to ask him, he was good, sat firmly on the lotus platform, high up, but did not come down.
Miss Tian was also stunned for a while, she didn't expect him to climb down the road, but let him take advantage of it, but as soon as the words came out, it was not easy to argue, rather than wasting her lips and tongue like this, it was better to use real talent and real learning to send him away happily. She moved lightly, and slowly crossed a few steps: "Have you ever seen the plum in the snow above the hall?" ”
Everyone looked at the hall on the side when they heard the voice, and saw that there was an ancient painting of snow looking for plum in the center of the hall, and they all nodded yes, Miss Tian coughed lightly and cleared her throat, and after attracting everyone's attention to herself again, she said politely: "I will take the plum in this painting as the theme of a couplet, and ask this son to be against it!" Please listen well-" After a pause, he said: "The wind and snow and the moon are inexhaustible-"
Everyone listened to it and applauded in unison, the upper link was titled Mei, but it did not contain the word Mei, and the rhyme was flat, although it was not a peerless pair, but it was also a pair of American Union, and their eyes suddenly focused on Yue Shaoan, all to see if he could make the next couplet.
Damn, dare to yin Lao Tzu, if it weren't for the fact that you still have a bit of look, Lao Tzu would have to smoke you, he was annoyed, his eyes looked Miss Tian up and down, and he stayed on his chest for a long time, his eyes stared fiercely, as if he wanted to see through his clothes, only after Miss Tian unconsciously covered her breasts with her hands with red xia, she laughed and said: "What's so difficult about this, this young lady should paint, I will respond to this scene, and treat him a good time with a different spring breeze!" After that, while everyone was not paying attention, he stared at Miss Tian's crisp breast* and scratched a few times, and licked his lips.
Others listened to the neatness of this couplet, and the artistic conception was still okay, but Miss Tian heard the words "Pu Liangchen" in the back, and then looked at Yue Shao'an's confused eyes, but she felt different from others, only to see her embarrassed and angry but not good to speak, a pair of small hands tightly clenched into two fists, a sip, a good obscene embryo, gritted his teeth and said: "This son is really full of learning, I'm afraid that the other head on the forehead is also full of knowledge, such a strange person as Childe is really rare to see for a thousand years, The little woman used this chance encounter to make another couplet, and asked the son to be against it - a thousand years of rare encounters! Childe, please answer! ”
After listening to Miss Tian's words, everyone looked at the red and swollen bag on Yue Shaoan's forehead, how could they not see that it was a collision, seeing that Miss Tian used this bag as a reason to make this link, and it was a palindrome couplet, admiring Miss Tian's talent, she couldn't help laughing, and felt that this woman was really clever and made fun of people and was so knowledgeable.
Yue Shao'an's face was not red and his heart was not beating, he slowly stood up, walked to Miss Tian's side and said with a smile: "Miss is really good at learning, but this eyesight is not very good, my forehead is obviously the bag that I accidentally bumped into just now, but it is regarded as a head by Miss, could it be that Miss has seen my other head?" Although he said this vaguely, most of the men present were romantic figures, and they couldn't hear the secret meaning of his words, so they all looked at Miss Tian happily.