Hu Erke's face turned red, he was at a loss for a while, and he didn't know if he would confess it? Or will you resist for a while? I was entangled for a while, and I couldn't help but subconsciously twist the corners of my clothes with my orchid fingers.

Little Helen is overjoyed, haha, the appearance of the little daughter's house has been revealed, small sample, do you want to continue to pretend to me? Think about it, she may have been in the palace for a long time, especially in the cold palace for a long time, and she is used to the rules; In addition, she probably has some pressure on her back, she is afraid of wolves in the front and tigers in the back, and she thinks a lot. Then, let's come on, pick your "red hijab", anyway, the child's words are unscrupulous, if you say it wrong, you say it, it doesn't matter. Thinking of this, little Helen has always been against hesitation in doing things, so she squatted, exerted her strength without warning, and rushed over at once, because she was short and the other party was surprisingly tall, so she simply hung it directly, and hooked Hu Erke's head and neck with both hands. In this way, little Helen and Hu Erke, face to face, of course, are also chest to chest.

Little Helen's upper body squirmed, and suddenly the dress rubbed, and the skin experienced; Front-to-head, equal; Bully the big with the small, and tighten with the loose; Pairs in pairs, two than two; uneven, you and I are the same; Verify the body, don't pretend anymore; One is happy and triumphant; An embarrassment, full of difficulty; One is stubborn, the other is enough; Both were dumb-mouthed, and there was no sound; Mixed thoughts, research orientation; I look at you, you think, I think; Hold each other tightly, as if strong; The champion princess has to laugh.

Hu Er can think, how can this savage little princess have such a strong argument, if I am really a man, will you be taken advantage of in vain? Really, I don't understand Han etiquette, if I really want to be a champion, I won't marry you, a barbarian princess, do you understand it gentlely? Alas! So, what do I do now?

Hu Erke felt that Xiao Helen's upper body was still rubbing against his chest, being rubbed, that feeling was very strange, but it was oily, a little itchy, and he couldn't help it. Ouch, the emperor of Jiaozhi didn't succeed, I'm going to lose to this ghost girl! Shame, shame, shame! Seeing that she was still doing chest expansion exercises, it was very funny, Hu Erke was helpless, hugged her hands, tightened, and said helplessly, princess ancestor, thank you, don't move! Good no good?

Little Helen giggled, laughing, and at the same time used all the coquettish sets she had beside the eldest princess. Little Helen's mouth came to Hu Erke's ear and said softly, Auntie, don't surrender yet? Admit it, right? As he spoke, he stretched out his head and grabbed Hu Erke's ear with his mouth, and bit it gently, look, Hu Erke's face was flushed, it was fun, so he took another bite; Hu Erke's face was flushed purple; It's so fun, little Helen has another bite!

Hu Erke is about to collapse, this ghost girl! Stinky girl! How can this be! Your emperor's brother is much more honest than you, he often looks at it from a distance, and he rarely plays closely, think about his own unbearableness in the palace, think about being fooled by a little girl, think about his helplessness to his conceited self, think about his own complete confession, his heart, can't help but pound and pound!

Little Helen, who was still hanging on Hu Erke's neck, let go of the ear beads in her mouth, moved down to the carotid artery, sucked, like a child, murmured, and said, "Auntie, your heart is surging, your pulse is too fast, your blood is flowing, your heart is excited, don't be nervous, don't be nervous, auntie, you have your own natural appearance......

Hu Er, who was still holding little Helen with both hands, couldn't stand it anymore and was ready to surrender, she wanted to put little Helen down, and then bow her head and confess. Hu Erke bent his waist, let go of his hand, and put little Helen on the main chair, but this little Helen still didn't let go, hooked Hu Erke with both hands, played with Laipi, and said: Auntie, hold it for a while!

Hu Erke is very embarrassed, she is also a person with a high IQ and average emotional intelligence, looking at the little golden diamond who pretends to be cute and tricky, and she has never hugged a big child, she can only reluctantly embarrass it, and clumsily passively accepts this little golden diamond that is super active and sticks to herself. And the little golden diamond is a cute dead person, like a child, sticky, entangled, intimate, and still saying in his mouth: hug, hug......

Little Helen is small and exquisite, and Hu Er is a high-rise building. Those who are capable work more, and those who are high must also work more, so Hu Erke was in the princess's inner room, under the instructions of Princess Jinzuan, holding little Helen around for a while, and carrying little Helen on his back for a while. Little Helen feels very good, little Helen, who has been lonely since she was a child, is now considerate of Hu Erke, and feels a sense of closeness similar to being around the princess's mother, and after leaving Harvard and other acquaintances for a long time, there is a person related to Mumu Wangye, and there is a sense of joy in meeting the deceased in a foreign land.

Hu Erke said: "Princess, come down, let the female sinners of the people pay a big salute and apologize." ”

Little Helen said, "What are you doing? This is not fun, if my little Helen accepts your gift in a big way, how can I be embarrassed to see the third mother in the future? So, auntie, your own people, what's the use of being polite! ”

Hu Erke asked: "Princess, may I ask, why do you keep calling me aunt?" ”

Little Helen replied: "In the Great Song Dynasty, in Harvard, everyone knows that I am the goddaughter of the eldest princess; Everyone also knows that there are three flowers, Hu Sanniang is the third sister of the eldest princess and the third wife of the prince of Mumu, so I am called Hu Sanniang's third mother, so aren't you my third aunt? Unless you're not Hu Erniang! ”

Hu Erke asked: "Princess, do you know everything?" You already knew? ”

Little Helen replied: "That is, otherwise, how can I be worthy of the name of Harvard Little Red Flower No. 1?" Do you really think that my little Helen is a big nymphomaniac? Your aunt is stunning? Am I enough to quench my thirst with a telescope? ”

Since the words are clear, Hu Erke also has this desire, Xiao Helen briefly introduced Wang Mumu and other situations to her, which are impossible things for Hu Erniang to know after leaving home and going to Jiaozhi, Xiao Helen said that Wang Mumu was originally an old carpenter * of Hangzhou Baixitang, and later, he was reprimanded and beaten by the state government yamen for some reason five years ago, died, and when he was buried, he was resurrected, and at the same time, he also rescued Yuwen Rounu, who was buried in the same cave. Wang Mumu, who came back from the dead, said that he had a good relationship with Niu Tou Ma Mian in the underworld, and drank a few more bowls of soul soup, which gave him a lot of knowledge. It turned out later that this was not a lie, Wang Mumu is not what he used to be, he has become smarter and more knowledgeable, and he has developed pharmaceutical products such as aspirin; He successfully held the Youth Song Conference; He rescued the princess of Shu; He became acquainted with King Jia and Shen Kuo. Later, Mumu Wang Ye opened "Harvard University", and it was at that time that my little Helen and Xiao Hairui got out of the sea of suffering, were treated by Wang Ye, and met Mu Mu Wang Ye and the eldest princess. Later, the prince of Mumu marched into the desert island, invented a lot of good things, and built a cement ship, and used it to fight whales and sharks, and gained a lot.

Later, in order to repay the emperor's kindness, the prince and the eldest princess went to Bianjing, and on the way to Beijing, they met Wang Xu's robbery, and the ninety-nine double yang broke up unhappily. Later, the eldest princess faked "薨" and became Baotuo Guanyin.

Later, when the prince should have made a move, he rescued the wronged Hu family.

Speaking of your Hu family, you were first framed by Song Jiang, saying that you were murderous, and then you were detained for the crime of gathering crowds to make noise and confront law enforcement, including your father Hu Taigong, eldest brother Hu Cheng, and third sister Hu Sanniang. These black-conscience government clerks murdered for money and murder, and they were sentenced to behead these 200 family members. Fortunately, the appearance of the prince of Mumu rescued these people in the name of testing medicine. Your sister Hu Sanniang and her four maids who were rescued were in the southeast and northwest, and after the plea of Hu Taigong, they became bodyguards and maids by the side of Mumu Wangye.

Later, the prince of Mumu continued to surprise people, fought three major battles, solved the problem of food, clothing, housing and transportation, and fought against the group, and created the Swiss Bank and the OECD. After the Spring Festival in 1081, the prince of Mumu entered Beijing for the second time to present a gift, and as a result, the emperor gave him a marriage, and the flowers bloomed three times, and your third sister became the third wife of the prince of Mumu. Although, later, the wedding between the prince and the three brides was very lively, but the prince of Mumu has always insisted that women should have sex after the age of eighteen, so although your sister is married, there is only one stroke of the eight characters, and she has not yet rounded the house.

Because there was a murder of Mumu Wang Ye before, so, your sister Sanniang has been following the prince, she is also our Harvard girl's martial arts instructor, we all like to play with her, hanging around her neck and dangling, playing her armor to listen to crisp sounds, it's all fun. Oh, by the way, auntie, you must ask Lord Mumu to give you a set of stainless steel armor. If you wear this armor and go to the Shenglong harem, the emperor will definitely be angry and have a nosebleed, but he can't help you, unless he has a diamond. Auntie, don't roll your eyes, let me tell you, there are too many good things for the prince, he is your brother-in-law, you must ask for more, but this can only be for yourself, not for Jiaozhi! Alas! You see, my genuine eldest princess can distinguish right from wrong, I think, you, the princess who lives in the cold palace, will not be loyal to your former nominal husband, right? Hey! If Li Qiande really wants to mess up, then I'll mess with it too. He wants to take back his concubine, and I want to return my original husband! If he says that you are a woman, then his emperor is a fake, and he is sorry for the people of the whole country; If he doesn't dare to say that you are a woman, then you belong to me, and he can't take it back. Auntie, you say, am I good to you? Moved or not? Tell me, what kind of performance should you have? Oops! I'm not glass! I'm not going to be a comrade with you! Champion Lang bullied the Golden Diamond Princess! Drunk and beaten the golden branch! Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, you just hug me more and carry me on your back! ……。

Now that the words are clear, Hu Erke and Xiao Helen discussed the current affairs issues, technical issues, and the guidelines and policies and strategic arrangements for coping.

Hu Erke: "Princess, if I publicly admit that I am a woman, the emperor, the queen mother, and the princess must be angry with my master and all the senior brothers, how can this be good?" ”

Little Helen: "Or, in this way, externally, in public, you are still you, and you are still the champion Lang Hu Erke." ”

Hu Erke: "That's good, let's just keep fooling the past, let's talk about it for three or five years first." ”

Little Helen: "Why three or five years?" Ouch, my Hu Hu is not divided, my aunt and the fake phoenix Luan Huang of the champion Erke, you are stupid, it's spring, the weather is not hot, you must be tied to your chest, and then put on a coat, it is very difficult to distinguish between male and female. However, on a hot day, Cochin is very stuffy, may I ask, you are great enough, how good? Or do you want to keep mummifying again? Wrapping zongzi? What to do? Continue to be bundled above? Locked underneath? ”

Hu Erke was a little surprised: "You know all about this lock?" ”

Little Helen: "That's, who am I?" I sat in your arms, and as soon as I twisted my ass, I knew something was wrong. When you put me down just now, the hand on your back from top to bottom was even more confirmed. This kind of thing, we mentioned in our sociology class at Harvard. ”

Hu Erke: "Then, do you have the ability to unlock?" ”

Helen Jr.: "I can deal with the logical lock-in with software, and the hardware must be loaded by physical means." ”

Hu Erke: "Alas! So what should I do? Or will I disappear in the middle of summer? Autumn harvest again? ”

Little Helen: "Hehe, auntie, you are so comfortable, are you the fruit of midsummer?" Maybe giving up to get closer to you? You won't remember me if you don't see you again? Time accumulates the fruits of this summer, and the fragrance of loneliness in memories...... Don't hide anything with silence, when the result is so naked...... Don't be sad, don't hide anything...... If you dream of me, please hold me tight again...... Alas! I said, my champion husband, don't be stupid! Don't throw yourself into the net, if you return to the palace, Li Gande won't swallow you? Alas! Who called me a good conscience, who called me Harvard? Let's come, I will say to the three conspirators of the cochin, that my little Helen has taken a fancy to you, and they are trying to get married, try to live together, and try to sleep together; Let's try to spend the honeymoon, let's go to the mountains and rivers, go to the Ryukyus, and solve the lock problem by the way. Go, you, you've been away from home for many years, it's time to go back and see Hu Taigong, Hu Cheng, and Hu Sanniang, oh, by the way, your father is getting married, why don't you attend as a daughter? ”

Hu Erke: "My dad is getting married?" Who is the woman? ”

Little Helen: "Well, it's inconvenient for my junior to be verbose in front of you, I'll show you the big ** reference inside our Harvard, which has the wonderful episode of your father's love affair with the white bone spirit Sarafena one day after the White Cat Corps." Your father's accosting of * endured and shrunk back to listen, and everyone was itching to hear it. Your father....... Oh, by the way, my aunt of champions, let's close one yard at a time, I can be ugly to say that in the front, your mastermind behind the scenes, did you want to steal technical information? If so, I have to tell you unmistakably that the secret of Harvard is the foundation of the survival of Harvard people, and whoever wants to play its calculus is the enemy of Harvard. As for their threats and confinement against you, I'll help you find a way. ”

Hu Erke: "Little princess! I wouldn't have come to be this spy in the first place, they keep humiliating me, I hate them to death, how can I help them abuse? One of the reasons why I joined them was because the information they wanted me to steal was my favorite ingenuity; The second is that after Taishi Li said that the flower bloomed three times, and said that Hu Sanniang was one of the three flowers, I secretly made up my mind that I must go out to take a trip to this troubled water, I want to meet the third sister, I want to meet my family. Princess, we've all said this, how can I harm my sister? It's a big deal that after seeing my sister and them, if the emperor and the queen mother can't pay the bill, at most, they will apologize for their sins with death, right? ”

Little Helen: "Hey! Feed! Feed! Champion mother! Concubine husband! Aunt Spy! Don't die, die, you conscienceless man, why don't you think about it, if you die, I won't be a little widow? ”

Hu Erke: "Hehe, I'm sorry, really, there is such a thing, then, you can always make it clear to people, I am a fake husband, you are a fake widow." ”

Helen Jr.: "Clearly? I declare it to the people of all Asia? My eldest princess's son-in-law, Hu Zhuangyuan, is the female champion? So is the Golden Diamond Princess, who was once a very good couple, a young man? Oops! Two-way retraction? Bidirectional denaturation? The princess has changed into a champion? A princess transgendered into a gay one? Alas, I said, Zhuangyuan Niangniang, Concubine Song's husband, Aunt Concubine, you can hurt me, my little Helen has been discredited, and I can't do it from the beginning in this life! ”

Hu Erke: "Princess, what nonsense are you talking about?" I didn't care much about you! ”

Helen Jr.: "Hey! What can you do to me? However, people's words are terrible, three people become tigers, you have violated my right to reputation, anyway, no matter what, I always lose, the next time I meet the third mother, I ask her to compensate me, I must compensate me for a Tibetan mastiff! ”

Hu Erke: "Tibetan mastiff? A Tibetan mastiff? Am I only worth a Tibetan mastiff? ”

Little Helen: "Yes! Reasonable! A cross-toed champion, pay a Tibetan mastiff? What a loss! Ten of a kind? Twenty of a kind? Then thirty! Want a generation, the original, the authentic Tibetan mastiff! ”

Hu Erke: "Princess, I heard from the Taishi that you Harvard have a lot of strange machines and powerful weapons and equipment, these things are really made by your prince Wang Mumu?" ”

Little Helen: "Well, to be honest, hearing is false, seeing is believing, in a few days, I will take you to Ryukyu to open your eyes?" However, if you go to the Ryukyus, will you wear the official uniform? Or women's clothing? That's a question, and your two "maids-in-waiting", do you want them to go with you? Or dump them? Let's go together, you can only wear official uniforms, and there are many inconveniences in Ryukyu; Throw it off, the three conspirators of Jiaozhi will definitely not be satisfied, and will even be vigilant, this matter, I will ask the prince, and then say? ”

Hu Erke: "Princess, listen to the Taishi, you have a way to communicate with far, far away, is this the echo that Lord Mumu brought from the underworld*?" Moreover, many people, such as you, have accepted this Fa, so what conditions are required to accept this Fa? ”

Little Helen: "Auntie, there are some confidential things, you should go and talk to the prince in person, I am a child after all, I don't know why many things are true, I can only use them, I don't know how to understand them." Besides, don't you understand? A sensible husband, whenever he encounters a problem, he goes out to study, and never asks his wife for advice. Otherwise, wouldn't the dignity of the husband become the dignity of the wife in the shameless questioning? ”

Hu Erke: "Ouch, little princess, what husband and wife do I have with you?" Alas, I have never met this Mumu prince, how could he rashly talk to me about those important things? ”

Little Helen: "Oh, my champion, who are you?" You are my eldest aunt, you are Hu Sanniang's sister, Mumu Wang Ye is your brother-in-law, you are the quasi-godson of the princess principal, you are the husband of Harvard Little Red Flower No. 1, you are the concubine of Princess Jinzuan, you are the imperial concubine of Li Qiande, you are the female Luban who paints on the floor of the cold palace, you are the female champion of the Jiaozhi country, you are the great painter who paints with hair and palms, you are the son of the eighth mountain in the north of Vietnam, you are the dream lover of the marriageable women of the whole north of Vietnam, you are the big beauty who everyone loves flowers and dare not bloom, right? Who would dare to snub your old man? Who doesn't want to be close to your beauty? Who wouldn't want to befriend you? ……”

Hu Erke: "Nonsense again!" ”

Little Helen: "Giggle......"

Little Helen decided to send the little puffin and the little sea dove among her four seabirds to serve Hu Erke, the reason is very good, and Little Helen likes the new champion very much, which is a gift from the princess to the champion. In fact, these two seabirds were sent to protect Hu Erke and Erniang, for fear that if the Queen Mother changed their hexagram one day, they suddenly restricted Zhuang Yuanlang's actions, and the two seabirds could help break through. These two seabirds are the seabirds of the Golden Diamond Princess, and everyone knows it, so no one dares to act rashly.

Second, the four seabirds have always been with him, and he also knew a lot of business and gossip when he was at Harvard; This missing person, Hu Erniang, seems to be still very ignorant, let the four seabirds report more, and the eldest aunt will also be guided again, to prevent side leakage, and not to cross the red line.

The third is that with the assistance of two seabirds, the champion will not be subject to the two "maids" sent by the Queen Mother, two to two, which is enough time for the female champion to solve some of the wrench forks to be reserved when men and women switch.

The two original maids, who are not idle people, have thief eyes and thieves, and at a glance, they saw the overlapping figures of Xiao Helen and Zhuang Yuanlang from a distance, and then, after going back, they secretly reported to the superior leaders. The three conspirators of Jiaozhi are happy, this Concubine Song is quite dedicated, her hands and feet are nimble, and she has already drilled with Xiaojin to the point of hugging and hugging.

Little Helen agreed with Hu Erniang on the same day that if there are outsiders, she is the champion Lang Hu Erke, and when the two of them get along, don't play false.

Little Helen agreed with Hu Erniang on the same day that Song Concubine Hu Erke's master and brother, when the time comes, Little Helen will find a way to send an invitation letter for an academic seminar by the Harvard University School of Architecture, and put these people who are secretly pressed in the light, so that your emperor and queen mother will be inconvenient to carry it out*.

Little Helen said: Recently, the eldest princess, the prince, the second mother and the third mother have been very busy, just can take a breath, let's not worry, when the prince of Mumu settles the eight immortals in Luzon, let's try the honeymoon, go to Ryukyu to see the princess mother and the prince, by the way, I want to take you, the captive who surrendered today, to show off and show off. My little Helen is really firewood, she has many birds in one fell swoop, she caught the female champion, saved the Song Imperial Princess, found Hu Erniang, pierced Hu Erke, accepted the female Luban, and welcomed the eldest aunt, I don't know how the princess's mother and the third mother will praise me?

Little Helen's heart was sighing, infinite regret. Alas, it involves palace secrets, Hu Jia**, otherwise, I have feelings, I think of floating, I have thousands of thoughts, I have a pile of questions, I go to Harvard's hundred pulpits to give a few classes, oh? What do you ask me to say? Hehe, I have more topics to talk about:

On the first day, I would like to give an inspirational report to the students of the Department of Acting, entitled "Times are different, men and women are the same"!

The next day, I would like to say a special commentary to the students of the School of Economics, the title of the book: "Stealing chickens does not eat rice, and the princess loses money and silver"!

On the third day, I would like to do some academic research for our medical students, entitled "On Men's Adam's Eye and Women's Heart Knots"!

On the fourth day, I would like to discuss with the students of the School of Metallurgy and Chemistry on the topic of "On the Application of Displacement Reaction in Social Activities"!

On the fifth day, I would like to give the students of the School of Mechanical Engineering a prospect and choose the topic: "How can the mechanical movement on the earth be upgraded to a chemical movement, then to a physiological movement, and then to a social movement"!

On the sixth day, I would like to give some food for thought to the students of the School of Journalism and the Academy, which is entitled "What if the paparazzi can't find the dog hole?" ”

On the seventh day, I want the students of the business school to take a civil test, and the test is titled: "Research Report on the Business of the People in Jiaozhi Country, the Work Injury of the People, the Emperor of Wealth, and the Harem Tricks".

On the eighth day, I would like to suggest that the students of the School of Optoelectronics do an interdisciplinary project entitled "A Mathematical Model of the Flood of the 'Moonlight' Family Caused by the Optical Problem of 'Bright Moonlight in Front of the Bed'".

On the ninth day, I would like to give the students of the School of Textiles and Clothing a heart-wrenching lecture entitled "On the Gender Ambiguity and Improvement Suggestions of the Costumes of the Great Song Dynasty and Jiaozhi".

On the tenth day, I will ask the teacher of the military academy to make a plan for me: when a real woman pretends to be a fake man to challenge a real woman, causing a real woman to have the illusion of a fake man and a real woman when she really faces a real man, a real woman should deal with it, and a lesbian brother with an alternative gender orientation will behave abnormally and our correct way to deal with it."

On the eleventh day, I will present a poem to the students of the School of Ship and Harbour Shipping: ...... My heart is like the sea, and the two can be judged; The remains of the harem, the palace is no more; Far from persecution, tomorrow will be glorious; I am not a child, I have been deceived by you; With a handful of waste to step on, when I am a fool of vegetables; Whether it's harm or talent, don't guess; The material of gold and jade, how can the monkey be picked......

On the twelfth day, I will ask the teachers and students of the Academy of Fine Arts to develop some alternative painting methods and prepare a thesis entitled "On the Similarities and Differences between the Appearance and Connotation of Men and Women Waving Green Silk as Head Paintings".

On the thirteenth day, I will ask the princess for permission from the teachers and students of the Faculty of Architecture to invite Concubine Song's fellow students to Ryukyu for academic seminars.

On the fourteenth day, I will ask the Dharma of the seminary to pray for me for eternal beauty .......

On the fifteenth day, I will ask the students of the Foreign Affairs University to ask them to investigate: "Do the rats of Cochin speak foreign languages?" Can the cats of the Great Song Dynasty understand Jiaozhi language? ”

On the sixteenth day, I am no longer a student, I am a teacher, and I will ask the top students during the thesis defense of the College of Agriculture: "Can I get melons by planting beans?" Will the champion bloom? ”

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