Now the base camp of Little Helen Golden Diamond Princess Li Weihua is still in Pakse, and the original Li Changjie Mansion in Thang Long is now Li Weihua's Mansion, and Little Helen will occasionally rest here when she enters Beijing to do business, but for the sake of prudence, Little Helen never spends the night here, so as not to be made dumplings by others, come and go in a hurry, there is a safe distance, and everyone also gives each other a face.

Little Helen enclosed a large piece of land in the suburbs of Thang Long, set up a large farm, and also served as its long-term office in the capital, and was a warehouse for transit and marketing of goods from south to north, as well as outpatient clinics and hospital beds for small medical services, and also Harvard's enrollment point and thesis delivery station, all gathered in this big farm.

Now, in the secret room of Golden Diamond Villa, Little Helen, Four Seabirds and Hemingway are counting.

Little Helen said: "Everyone, what do you see about the talent show of the new champion today? ”

Little Puffin: "It's not obvious? The drunkard doesn't mean to drink! I have long been aware that the three snakes of the Cochin Kingdom have been aiming at you with their eyes. So, princess, congratulations, the emperor is rolling the sprouts, if you are optimistic, this beautiful champion with both looks is yours. ”

Little sea dove: "My princess doesn't want to talk about marriage at all now, do you want it?" Shall I help you talk to the princess? ”

Little Puffin: "Stinky dove, not serious!" We're discussing business, don't you think our princess is very interested in this new champion? I was afraid that I couldn't see clearly, so I used a telescope. ”

Little Puffin: "If you want to see clearly, it doesn't mean that you want to take it for yourself." ”

Little Murre: "Yes! We also have to see if this new champion is cheating or cheating. In fact, there are very few people in the world who are both talented and good-looking, and if they are good-looking, they will not be able to go up if they are praised all the time; Therefore, those who study hard are ugly ducklings. So, we have to beware of counterfeiting so as not to be fooled. ”

Little Helen: "Alas, you guys, are you a little promising?" Okay, let's ask Lord Hai to tell me, Uncle Hai, what did you know about this new champion? ”

Hemingway: "Princess Yu, old and incompetent, I have repeatedly inquired, and I only know that this new champion is called Hu Erke, the son of the eighth lord of the northern part of Vietnam, who has traveled to study the Great Song Dynasty, so he has studied piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Now I went to Beijing to catch the exam, and directly participated in the meeting examination and the palace examination, the first three children's students, the hospital examination, and the township examination, this Hu Zhuangyuan all jumped out of the shed, and there was no test score, however, it turned out that this Hu Erke also deserved to be promoted to three levels in a row, and he was indeed talented and artistic. This Hu Zhuangyuan now lives in Mrs. Li's house, very homely, never goes out to play, and refuses all invitations, banquets, ribbon cuttings, endorsements, etc., unequivocally. Therefore, this Hu Er is not simple, he entered Beijing, not to seek wealth, not to make friends, not to be able to write, not to do business, it seems that he is enthusiastic about recruiting relatives. And the obvious target of recruiting relatives is the princess, and the purpose is very strong. Alas, as the saying goes, those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come! Princess, you have to be careful! ”

Little Helen: "Lord Hai, thank you for the reminder. However, I also want to remind you, don't any of the five of you think this Hu Er is a bit amiable? Feeling familiar? A bit of déjà vu? ”

Little Puffin: "How can we know the people of the eighth mountain in the north of Vietnam?" ”

Little Cuffy: "Yes, Little Puffin is right, how can we know such a person?" However, princess, you are also very reasonable, this Hu Erke is a shadow of an acquaintance and cannot be an acquaintance, just like between an acquaintance and this living person. ”

Little puffin: "Princess, your words are reasonable, but we don't dare to talk nonsense, you say, after you say it, we will help you identify." ”

Little Helen: "I think this person is very similar to the director of our Harvard Security Department, the director of the Haihai Prefecture Security Bureau of Zhengsipin, the commander-in-chief of our Women's Army, and the third mother of our prince's family!" Mom! Sanniang mother! ”

Little Puffin: "Yes! Princess, I feel this way too, but how can the third mother come to have a toe alone? Besides, it seems that the third mother can't paint with her hair, and the third mother's literary talent is not necessarily good, and the third mother is not particularly fond of clocks and watches, machinery, etc., especially this person is a man, and he looks one or two years older than the third mother, so, it looks like a like, but it is definitely not! ”

Helen Jr.: "I said it was very similar, but I didn't say yes." Now, since the third mother was rescued from prison by the prince, she has been following the prince of Mumu wholeheartedly, especially after the accident of Hu Dongzhong's arrow, outside, the third mother will not leave the prince for half a step, and she is staring closely. So, this must not be the third mother, but it is very similar, so, in the Royal Garden, I also went from indifferent to greatly stimulated, and then wanted to find out. I looked at Hu Erke, who looked like the third mother, and suddenly felt that the third mother's name was Hu Sanniang, and her surname was Hu, ranking third; And this Hu Erke, surnamed Hu, has a similar pronunciation to Hu; Erke, it may contain the meaning of the second ranking, 'Ke' is homophonic to 'aunt', and 'aunt' and 'mother' are matching. Thinking about it this way, I remembered that when our Harvard people first entered Beijing, after the "Wang Shu robbery", the prince rescued 200 Hujiazhuang people, and the prince received these 200 people in Chenqiaoyi. That night, the prince also had dinner standing with these 200 people. During dinner, I heard the prince ask a question to Hu Taigong, saying that Hu Cheng is the eldest son of the Hu family, and Sanniang is the third daughter of the Hu family, so there should be a second son or two daughters?

At that time, Mrs. Hu answered the prince's question, saying that this was a secret of their Hu family, and he would not show it, but because the prince had a great grace to save his life and treated him quite kindly, he did not hide it. Hu Taigong said that he has two daughters, and for the long-term development of the manor and long-term livelihood, according to the family tradition, he left his eldest son by his side and sent his second daughter to study. Later, Hu Sanniang returned home after learning and had considerable martial arts and martial arts. However, since Erniang was sent, there was no news, at that time I wanted her to learn some skills of machine craftsmanship, which seems to be the life of this Erniang, this Erniang grabbed a hammer when she caught Zhou when she was a child, but, since then, to Harvard to start the HP operation, we left the Ryukyus, and there is no news of Hu Erniang's return. I think, will this Hu Erniang be Hu Erniang? ”

Little dove: "Princess! That's not right! Hu Erniang, Hu Erniang, is a girl; Hu Er Keke is a champion, gentlemen, two different things, how can it? ”

Little Helen: "So, I want the little puffin to hand me the binoculars, I'm looking to see if this champion has an Adam's apple!" ”

Little dove: "Then does he have an Adam's apple?" ”

Little Helen: "I'm sorry, he has a scarf around his neck, I can't see it." However, I can see clearly, he has no beard! ”

Ernest Hemingway: "It's not ironclad evidence, many men don't start to have fur until they are in their twenties, and then they become darker, thicker, and bearded. ”

Little Helen: "I also think that the dance he dances when he paints, although the movements are quite big, quite generous, a little majestic; But I always feel that he is pretending, and some of his steps are clearly women's steps! Is it because you have to draw with a head pen, so you are gentle? Feminine? Transgendered? ”

Little Crook: "Princess, I have a question, that is, you suspect that he is a man disguised as a man; So, tens of thousands of people in the audience, no one feels it? ”

Little Helen: "It's because of this Hu Erke is like a third mother that I thought of a woman pretending to be a man step by step; Instead of seeing that he was a woman disguised as a man and then diverging his thinking. Besides, at the scene, even if one person has a little doubt, he will think like you, why didn't others see it? What's more, people's thinking has always been preconceived, since he is a champion, he must be a man, who would think elsewhere! ”

Little Sea Dove: "Yes! With such a tall person, who would think he is a woman? ”

Hemingway: "Princess, if he is a woman, it must be a plan designed by the three poisonous snakes of the toe." If this person is a woman, don't the other men who live with him have doubts? Why does Hu Erke make a big fuss every trip? Why do problems that can be solved standing on the ground have to be complicated? This kind of conundrum can only be obfuscated under the escort of an insider. So, I kind of figured it out, why does this person have to live in the Taishifu, why does this person not answer any banquets, why does this person not eat or drink in public, why does this person have no information when we check and check, why I and some of my old friends have no impression of this person, why did this person not participate in the Tongsheng, the hospital examination and the township examination and directly tried it, if he is a Xibei goods dressed as a man, all this is reasonable. That--, I confirmed my suspicion even more, this man should be part of the conspiracy of the three poisonous snakes, princess, be careful! ”

Little Helen: "I just don't understand, if this person is part of the conspiracy of the three poisonous snakes, then he should be an insider first, and secondly, he consciously and voluntarily participated in this matter. So, if she is Hu Erniang, then how could she get involved with the royal family of Jiaozhi? ”

Little Murgeon: "Why don't we bring him in and ask?" ”

Little sea dove: "Then what is it, people have just recruited relatives, and you will recruit people as soon as you are a princess, what kind of system will you become?" ”

Little crow: "This-, we can emphasize that this is a princess talking to the champion, not a woman talking to a man, not a woman talking to a man, let alone a woman to be married talking to a husband, it is a public matter, not a private matter!" ”

Little Sea Dove: "Can this be explained?" ”

Hemingway: "Princess, I know what you just said about Lord Mumu saving Hu's family and having dinner, but I wasn't at the scene, I was escorting the Liao people who came from the prince's anti-robbery captives, so I didn't know what you said about Hu Erniang." Now counted, it should have been seven or eight years since Hu Erniang left Hujiazhuang, seven or eight years, what won't happen? Therefore, I think the most important thing is to determine whether this person is Hu Erniang or not, it is better to send a telegram to Commander Hu and ask if there is a mole on Hu Erniang's body, which is convenient for us to determine. As for the conversation between the little crow and the little dove, I don't think we need to be anxious, if our previous judgment is correct, then it should be the three vipers who are anxious now; If our previous judgment is wrong, then it makes no sense for us to talk to him and him to talk to us. Unless, ahem, princess, you really have an intention of that champion, then if there is no conspiracy in this matter, it is not impossible to consider......"

Little Helen: "Lord Hai, what are you talking about?" Hai-sama. We share weal and woe, life and death, I usually call you uncle, I am here to confess, the bottom line of my marriage is, first, I would rather be blank than improvised; Second, I personally support the national policy of the great integration of the people of Mumu Wangye, so I will not consider any Jiaozhi people; Third, I have a goal to strive for, and my career has not been successful, so I don't want to get married! ……”

……

The three poisonous snakes in the harem of Jiaozhi were also having a small meeting, and they felt that things were going well. Of course, this is inseparable from Concubine Song's outstanding performance, now, the champion is also in high school, Xiao Jinzuan seems to be favorite, and Concubine Song's cooperation is also quite positive, so, give a kick in the door, give marriage!

Emperor Li Gande didn't know if he was still a little worried, or he was still a little reluctant to be a concubine who had just begun to shine, and said hesitantly: "I think it's right that Xiao Jinzuan likes this new champion, the problem is that he likes to share a bed with a large distance, don't be fast, be careful, why don't you try to probe her tone first?" ”

Empress Dowager Li: "Taishi, now the think tank around Xiao Jinzuan is a distant cousin of your Taishi, now he is not surnamed Li, what is the surname Hai, it is called Hemingway, or, Taishi, you go to Hemingway to find out the tone of Xiao Jinzuan?" ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Alas, it's my business again, okay, I'll take a chance to meet this Hemingway." ”

So, the next day, there were two old men in the history of Jiaozhi: Li Daocheng is old-fashioned, and Hemingway knows the way; Li Daocheng is cunning and cunning, Hemingway is scheming; Li Daocheng was embarrassed and angry, and Hemingway's old monk was settled; Li Daocheng old horse love stack, Hemingway old cow licking calf; Li Daocheng is the old bear, Hemingway is old; Li Daocheng sold melons, Hemingway became Lianda; Li Daocheng is old and hissive, and Hemingway is old and strong; Li Daocheng talks about it again, and Hemingway talks about it as a cliché.

……

Three days later, the game was mushy. A holy decree was issued in the palace:

Fengtian carrier, the emperor edict said, in the late spring of the first year of Guangyou, the eldest princess of Jiaozhi Province, Princess Jinzuan, Princess Weihua, showed off her wisdom, and it was the age of the wedding. Hu Erke, the eldest son of the eighth mountain in the north of Yuebei, is a promising young man, and the princess is a talented woman, and he is very compatible. Hu Erke specially named him as the waiter of the Ministry of Works. Three days after the wedding, he returned to the palace to save his relatives. Chin this.

The day after the decree was issued, Princess Jinzuan folded her thanksgiving. Meaning: Thanks to the emperor Longen, thanks to the care of the Queen Mother, Weihua, who has been adrift overseas for a long time, received this unexpected grace, sincere fear, unexpected, and at a loss. Thinking about it, men should get married, women should get married, and reasonable things should not be shirked. However, after all, Weihua is young, little and no more, I don't know whether she can adapt to the champion, in order to avoid regrets between the two parties in the future, in order to ensure each other's future happiness, please give both parties a mutual understanding of each other, gradually familiar, organic integration of time and space, and first discuss the engagement, and then get married. I hope that the emperor and the queen mother can grant Weihua's plea .......

After a Tai Chi cloud hand, the enemy and the enemy shook hands and said goodbye. In the Jiaozhi Three Vipers, Emperor Li Qiande emphasized to Concubine Song, you are my concubine, the harem is your home, don't leave home, you want to run away, if you elope with Xiao Jinzuan, I must tell Xiao Jinzuan, where and where do you have what kind of things, how they look, how big they are, will Xiao Jinzuan be happy to hear it?

The Empress Dowager Li has repeatedly made it clear to Concubine Song Hu Erke, your master and brother are in my hands, if you are not honest, they must die ugly!

Taishi Li Daocheng said to Zhuang Yuanlang, I will not repeat what the emperor and the queen mother said, if you show your stuffing, in addition to the above risks, because your betrayal, will disgrace the people of Yuebei, so you will also bear the pursuit of you by the people of Yuebeitong!

After some threats and temptations, coupled with the establishment of a set of monitoring teams that are loose on the outside and tight on the inside, the new champion can finally fly solo. Today, Hu Erke "flew solo" to Little Helen's Golden Diamond Villa on the outskirts of Thang Long under the "accompaniment" of the two new sturdy "maids".

It is said that since men and women already have that kind of meaning in it, in this era, it is not suitable to meet. However, the backstage of this man and woman all hope that they will contact as soon as possible. Therefore, today, you can understand it as a new champion visiting the princess of the golden diamond, you can also understand it as a prospective groom meeting the bride-to-be, and you can also understand it as a watch remodeler seeking to meet the watch manufacturer, no problem. In short, today, Hu Erke and Li Weihua finally came face to face. Of course, this face-to-face is only limited to Hu Erke and Li Weihua. As for Hu Erke's two sturdy "maids", although he repeatedly asked to be inseparable, however, in the territory of Jinzuan Villa, he could say it, but he couldn't count it.

Now, in the secret room, Li Weihua and Hu Erke are looking at each other.

Hu Erke was thinking, this little girl is the legendary little Helen who fled to the Song Kingdom? Is it the newly rewarded golden diamond princess? Is it the newly rewarded pearl princess of the Cham family? Is it Li Weihua, the daughter of the Empress Dowager Yang of the Li Dynasty? Is it Harvard's Little Red Flower No. 1? Is it the goddaughter of the eldest princess of the Song Kingdom and the princess of the Shu Kingdom? is the little demon girl who led thousands of people to fight two battles in Jiaozhi and earned 90,000 elephants, 90,000 war horses, and more than 310,000 captives? ……

Little Helen was thinking, it shouldn't be wrong, that child, that face, that demeanor, and that voice are similar to the third mother. In particular, the third mother called back and told me that Hu Erniang had a small black mole in the pinna of her left ear, a very small black mole. Just now, when I helped her when I met her for the first time, I specially approached to confirm it. So, alas, today is also an important day for me, and from this day on, I am also considered to have matured and become an adult, because my aunt number three has come to the door .......

Hu Erke thought, he is a guest, he is here to visit, and he is several years older than the other party, so I will speak first: "Hu Erke, the new champion of Jiaozhi, officially meets the eldest princess of the golden diamond!" Xiaosheng wishes the princess a happy body and mind, happiness and health! ”

Little Helen thought, sample! Still "Xiaosheng"? Stay in your true form, see what you can be ashamed of? This aunt seemed to be a little difficult, and her mouth was first polite, and then ridiculed: "The champion is polite, please sit, please sit." Hey, Zhuangyuanlang, let's communicate? Is Zhuang Yuanlang a native of the eighth mountain in northern Vietnam? ”

Hu Erke thought, it seems that I can only answer like this: "That's right." ”

Little Helen: "Oh, I haven't been to the eighth mountain in northern Vietnam for a long time, and I haven't heard of the grass ghost Bapo for a long time recently. ”

Hu Erke has stopped, grass ghost eight women? Who is it? This character has not been introduced to me by the emperor, the queen mother and the princess?

In fact, because the three conspirators themselves don't understand whether this grass ghost is now alive or dead. What's more, the special forces who work quietly are a state-level secret, and the three of them would never have thought that Concubine Song Hu Erke would encounter such a problem. How could the three of them explain such a thing to a harem concubine.

Judging from the general situation, this "grass ghost" should be a Gu practitioner in the north of Vietnam, and the "eighth woman" should be a woman in the eighth row, and it may be more "eight", people like Princess Jinzuan are unlikely to have such a friend, they should just be famous; In this case, everyone is famous: "Well, Xiaosheng only heard the name of this grass ghost and eight women, and finally saw his body." And Xiaosheng has always been outside, so things in the mountains are very lonely. ”

Little Helen thought, yours is very cunning, then, add some more ingredients to see how she reacts: "I heard that when these eight women were young, when they were young, they were full of seals, scriptures of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism, pens, ink, paper, inkstones, abacus, coins, account books, jewelry, flowers, rouge, food, toys, shovels, spoons (cooking utensils), scissors, rulers (sewing utensils), embroidery threads, patterns (embroidery utensils), and so on. She didn't catch it, she actually climbed to the corner of the wall and grabbed a hammer, which was put there by a craftsman when he was repairing the window, you say, such a person should be from work, how can he be from Gu? Isn't it? ”

Hu Erke thought, whether this grass ghost bastard grabbed a hammer when she caught Zhou, I don't know; However, when I was a child, I grabbed a hammer when I caught Zhou, what does this Golden Diamond Princess mean by saying this? So, I was at a loss for a while, staring, unable to answer.

Little Helen thought, can't she hold on? I harassed and harassed her with some secrets that my third mother had just told me, teasing and teasing her, and seeing how she reacted: "Talented and beautiful champion, I heard that there is a beautiful girl in your northern Yuebei, and during a Songkran Festival, her grandmother rubbed the three legs of this beauty's left leg vigorously, and kept chattering, "Oh, my granddaughter, why haven't you wiped the mosquito blood off your knee last night?" Actually, this old grandmother's eyes are not good, this old grandmother didn't see clearly the thigh of this granddaughter who rarely came to her grandmother's house, and there was a Zhu Sha mole on the foot of the big beauty, ...... misunderstanding. ”

Hu Erke is a spirit, I have a Zhusha mole on my left leg, what is this golden diamond princess? She already understands the truth? Do you want me to confess? Surrender? I was at a loss for a moment and stayed.

Little Helen thought, still don't surrender? Forget it, she is a big aunt, be polite, or she will be endless with me in the future, and I will neither be able to eat nor pocket, so I, let's be straightforward: "Champion Lang, I heard that the world is so big that there are no surprises; Within a mountain, there is no coincidence. It is said that this child who grew up in a mountain in northern Vietnam also had a mole of Zhusha, which also grew on the Zusanli of his left leg. I don't know if Zhuangyuanlang knows? ”

Hu Erke's head was dizzy, obviously, the cat was starting to tease the mouse. So what about me, a mouse? What to do? Hide in a hole? Fleeing in a hurry? Speaking a foreign language?

Xiao Helen thought, I still have to listen to the words of the prince of Mumu, and the prince said in the call, the possibility of this Hu Erniang is there, but the probability is very low, don't be careless, just in case, in case of any more in case, the Jiaozhi people know a little bit of information about Hu Erniang, what bureau to set up, or what game in the game to break into our core layer, since the incident of Mrs. Gao, Wang Mumu is more and more careful in handling affairs. Therefore, Wang Mumu said to Xiao Helen that he gave you the characteristics of the two Hu Erniangs, you must verify it yourself before taking the next step, you can't look at some similarities, just believe it. So, now, little Helen rushed over with her hands and feet, picked up the robe that Hu Erke was wearing, and also picked up the trousers in Hu Erke's robe.

Out of feminine instinct; In addition, in order to enter the role, Hu Erke pretended to be like, and he kept silently reciting in his heart: "I am a man!" I'm a man! ……”。 In this way, when the little Helen came to take her pants, she began to instinctively avoid and block them.

Little Helen knows that if they are seen like this, it will be quite unbearable, a man and a woman, alone in the secret room, pulling and pulling, and taking off their clothes and pants, skin to skin, it is really a matter of all evils. Therefore, Hu Er can understand that he is not cooperative. However, I must inspect the goods, and if I don't verify the real body myself, my heart is not steady. So, Little Helen asked Hu Erke seriously: "Champion Lang!" Excuse me, is there still a problem between the two of us that there is no confusion between men and women? Are we men and women? Or is there no other way to be a woman? ……”