Inheriting, let's continue to learn about the brains of Su Shi and Fan Su.

In the article "Su Shizhi West Lake", there is a saying, "The north-south path is thirty miles, and it is a long causeway to pass." "Meaning, the Sugong embankment built is thirty miles long!

In addition, in the prose "The Rain of the Song Dynasty", which is also a high school Chinese textbook in Zhejiang Province like the ancient text "Su Shizhi West Lake", it is said: "Su Dongpo's recital, after 900 years, is still full of a politician's foresight. What we see now may only be a picturesque causeway, but Su Dongpo started from the people's livelihood plan and changed the fate of West Lake. Digging mud and building embankments is the most wonderful stroke of Su Dongpo's dredging of West Lake. Su Dongpo's younger brother Su Zhe recorded Su Dongpo's genius idea in "The Epitaph of the Dead Brother Zhan Duanming". 'If you want to go to Fengtian today, Fengtian is like a cloud, and you will put it in place? Thirty miles from north to south of the lake, around the lake, all day long. If the lake is taken as a long causeway to connect the north and south, then the field will be divided and the person who walks will be done'. ”

Here, the article "The Rain of the Song Dynasty" also recognizes Su Zhe's statement in the "Epitaph of the Dead Brother Zhan Duanming" in the article, and clearly points out that Sugong Causeway is "thirty miles from north to south of Hunan", which is consistent with the article "Thirty miles from north to south of the lake" in "Su Shizhi West Lake".

The "thirty miles" of these two articles, hehe, has expanded the West Lake by more than five times! Level 5 Brain Dead!

Compared with the previous folklore of "walking along the lake for thirty-three", the "thirty miles" in the two high school textbooks is more absurd than 3.14 times by 2 times!

The "thirty-three" of the brain wreck mentioned above is the arc length of the circumambulation "along the lake", which is more than 360 degrees of arc length. And the "Thirty Miles of the North and South Paths" in "Su Shizhi West Lake" and the "Thirty Miles from the North and South of Hunan" in "The Epitaph of the Dead Brother Zhan Duanming" are diameters! It's a string length! Hehe, brain-dead? How big is West Lake? The width of the West Lake is about 2.8 kilometers from east to west, and the length of the West Lake from north to south is about 3.2 kilometers. The actual Su Causeway is 2797 meters long, about five and a half miles, and less than six miles, so according to Baidu Encyclopedia, "Su Shizhi West Lake" is Su Shi's work; "The Epitaph of the Dead Brother Zhan Duanming" is made by Su Zhe, the younger brother of Su Shi. These two Sus are red-mouthed and white-toothed, saying that the long causeway in the lake is thirty miles. Two miles is equal to one kilometer, and the long causeway is 15 kilometers long!

Perhaps, some people will say that for thousands of years, West Lake has been changing! West Lake, according to its rules, should be smaller and smaller!

Yes, over the past thousands of years, the West Lake has undergone many changes, and its area has been gradually shrinking. But in general, the change is not very big, according to research, the area of the West Lake in the Tang Dynasty is about 10.8 square kilometers, "clear thousands of waves". By the Song Dynasty, the area shrank to 9.3 square kilometers, and in the Qing Dynasty, it was 7.5 square kilometers. West Lake in the 21st century has an area of 6.39 square kilometers. The area of the West Lake has been shrinking for thousands of years, but in modern times, with the westward expansion of the West Lake, the waters of the West Lake have expanded.

Now, we can use the area of the West Lake and the length of the Su Causeway in the 21st century as a benchmark to infer that the "Su Causeway" in the Tang Dynasty (in the Tang Dynasty, the Su Causeway had not yet been born, here is a hypothetical if in the Tang Dynasty, in the location of the Su Causeway, if a Su Causeway was built, how long would it be. It is about 3,633 meters long, which is more than seven miles; The Su Causeway in the Song Dynasty is about 3,372 meters long, which is less than seven miles; The Su Causeway in the Qing Dynasty was about 3,028 meters long, which was more than six miles; In the 21st century, the Su Causeway is 2,797 meters long, which is a little more than five and a half miles.

If we take into account the difference in ancient and modern weights and measures, one foot in the Tang Dynasty is equal to 30.7cm today, one foot in the Song Dynasty and Yuan Dynasty is equal to 31.68cm today, one foot in the Ming and Qing dynasties is equal to 31.1cm today, and one foot is equal to 33.33cm today. Then the above-mentioned Su Causeway should be further revised to: the "Su Causeway" in the Tang Dynasty is about 3944 meters long, which can be regarded as eight miles; The Su Causeway in the Song Dynasty is about 3,548 meters long, which can be regarded as seven miles; The Su Causeway in the Qing Dynasty was about 3,245 meters long, which can be regarded as six and a half miles; In the 21st century, the Su Causeway is 2,797 meters long, which is a little more than five and a half miles.

Because, 1 city = 150 city zhang; 1 city zhang = 10 city feet; 1 km = 2 cities, 1 meter = 3 city feet. Therefore, in the Song Dynasty, the Su Causeway is only about seven miles, and it is thirty miles long from the Su Causeway as Su Shi said, which is absurdly magnified by 429%!

Many articles have said that when Su Shi was renovating and dredging the West Lake, how he went to the front line, how he went to the grassroots level, and how he investigated and studied. He also said that at the dredging site, he had fun with the people, ate Dongpo meat, and drank Yinyue wine. Then, Wang Mumu can't figure it out, even if Su Shi is partial to humanities and sciences, good in literature, and poor in mathematics, but as a scholar of Longtuge University, how long a mile is, how long a zhang is, and how long a foot is, this should be known after all! Ancient people are not as good as modern people, going out to drive, riding in a car. Tang Seng walked to India with his feet, Xu Xiake walked all over the land of China with his feet, and Su Shi must have walked around the southeast and northwest of the West Lake. Could it be that Su Shi has no concept of his own footsteps? Will he mistake seven miles for thirty miles? Hehe, if Su Shi is really such a fool, then Su fans are really blackening Su Shi regardless of the facts.

Wang Mumu, who was puzzled, was thinking, one is seven, and the other is thirty, can this be wrong? When pigs fly! No matter how mentally retarded Su Shi is, no matter how pompous Su Shi is, he will not mistake seven miles for thirty miles! What's more, dredging the West Lake, and not Su Shi's work alone, Su Shi's subordinates, a large number of officials, as well as the future Taichang Dr. Mi Fu, etc., for Su Shi's thirty miles, should be recognized, signed, or else, Su University's "mistakes", how can it be "eternal"?

So, in that case, why did Su Shi say that seven miles is thirty miles? It's not unintentional, it's intentional! What is the origin of Su Shi's deliberate fraud?

Wang Mumu is thinking, thinking about it, and it makes sense, this Su Shi is really a smart person, saying that the amount of work is large, the scale of the project is enlarged, and the amount of earthwork is increased, so, correspondingly, should the project amount be larger at the same time? Can labor be overestimated by three or four times? So can the safety factor of greedy ink interception be increased many times? And the benefits of misappropriation and self-enrichment can also be increased many times? Anyway, the two authorities in Bianjing are widows who don't leave home and have no mathematical concepts; Anyway, the imperial court will not check and accept me; Anyway, my report knows that the qíng people can't see it, and what they see are all ignorant people, Su Shi is very proud, very bold, and very greedy, so he ignores the reality of Qili and pulls out the ridiculous theory of thirty miles! Is this possible? Totally possible! A deer can become a horse, so why can't seven miles become thirty miles?

Su Shi's lie was written in the essay, saying that the east and the west were in the middle, and he deceived the upper and lower middle schools for 11 years (Su Shi died on August 24, 1101). Su Shi fooled the imperial court and finances, and also fooled history and all Su fans! After Su Shi's death, his younger brother Su Zhe made a tombstone for his brother Su Shi and wrote the "Epitaph of the Deceased Brother Zhan Duanming", which once again solidified the concept of Su Causeway being thirty miles long! Su Shi's fooling and pointing to the deer as a horse will continue to be carried forward and passed on for centuries (maybe it will be left for 10,000 years in the future).

From the Northern Song Dynasty to the Southern Song Dynasty, Hangzhou from the state capital all the way to the capital of a country, the West Lake is still the West Lake, the people of the state capital to the people of the capital, if the Su Causeway, boating on the West Lake, the Su Causeway seen is only seven miles long, and the Su Causeway that relish is thirty miles long, the little yellow duck YY into a big white goose, the little donkey YY into a thousand miles of horses, and the semi-crippled YY into a tall one, I don't know whether Su Shi is enough Q, or Su Fan A Q, this way of thinking and vague concepts, but also for the shame of Jingkang, the death of the cliff and the mountain contributed to the "solid foundation".

Later, from the Jin Dynasty to the Mengyuan Dynasty, when the Yuan people dredged the West Lake, they said, you Han people are saying that the West Lake Su Causeway is thirty miles long, is there thirty miles? Yuan Ren questioned it, and did not dare to challenge Su University, but suspected that Meng Yuan's measurement was different from Song, and he wanted to do it clearly, but he didn't have time, Zhu Yuanzhang came.

From the Ming Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, from the Qing Dynasty to the Mín Kingdom, from the modern era to the modern era, from the Middle Ages to the 21st century, how many emperors and generals, Confucian scholars, elites of the times, experts and professors, wise men and capable people, monks and Taoists, Xin Xin students, ordinary people, look at the West Lake in Hangzhou, see the Su Causeway in the West Lake, see the spring dawn in the Su Causeway, go from south to north, with the amount of footsteps, look at the water of the West Lake, watch the waves of the West Lake, look at the foam slurry emerging in the lake, plant a willow in two meters, plant a peach in four meters, and count it as seven miles long, let's unify the caliber, and say that it is thirty miles long! It's not me who is vain, I have history! That's what the teacher taught! That's what is written in the textbooks!

Do you want to question? Don't you want to think that for more than 900 years, you have attained the Tao alone? Can you ask questions alone? Do you take everyone else for a fool? Do you want to be in the limelight? Do you want to be different? Do you want to challenge Su Shi, who has a lot of fans at home and abroad? Do you want to destroy one of the great icons of the Chinese people? What do you mean? What are you guilty of?

The lakes in Guó, from Dongting Lake to Poyang Lake to Taihu Lake, are more than 600 times the size of West Lake, nearly 500 times and nearly 400 times the size of West Lake, respectively. And these first, second, and third lakes in China, if there is a 30-mile long causeway, can basically run through both banks! And the West Lake, compared with it, in terms of area, a few hundredths, almost negligible, which is worthy of carrying a 30-mile-long causeway! Or we can think like this, if Su Shi really built a 30-mile-long Su Causeway on the West Lake, then the West Lake is in Hangzhou, and this Su Causeway, to the south, can cross the Qiantang River, cross the White Horse Lake, cross the Nanmen River, and reach the Beauty Mountain; Or, to the north, you can cross Sanliyang, cross Dongtiaoxi, pass through Renhe Town, and reach Dongming Mountain. Is this possible? This Su Shi fooled the Song court, the Song people, and their children and grandchildren.

The people of the whole country may not have much concept of West Lake; The people of Zhejiang, for West Lake, I am afraid they are not likely to use data to quantify it; However, for the people of Hangzhou, West Lake is close at hand. Not to mention busy salarymen, not to mention servile managers, let's just say that those middle school students who are reading "Su Shizhi West Lake" and "The Rain of the Song Dynasty" every year are 40,000 or 50,000 every year, and the teacher will ask them to make a brief analysis based on the original text, discuss Su Shi, discuss the article, and ask to write a short essay of a few hundred words. Wang Mumu couldn't figure it out, how could 40,000 or 50,000 high school students from Hangzhou every year, before the college entrance examination, sharpen their knives and Huo Huo, and not find the error of the "thirty miles theory" for more than 900 years? Also, these high school students' Chinese teachers from Hangzhou, they don't know how big the West Lake is? I don't know how long is thirty miles? In addition, the Ministry of Education has the "Interim Measures for the Management of the Examination and Approval of the Compilation of Textbooks for Primary and Secondary Schools", which stipulates that the personnel who compile textbooks must "have senior professional and technical positions in the corresponding disciplines, have deep academic attainments and rich experience in teaching practice". Each textbook has two stages: "preliminary review and experiment", and the educational administrative department is responsible for tracking and evaluation. Hehe, the system is very complete, the specifications are not low, and the gun is very bluffing, but everyone is watching, how can this erroneous "thirty-mile theory" become a fish that slips through the net? This, should it be the sorrow of the leadership? Or is it the sorrow of the teacher? Or the sorrow of the students? Or the sorrow of education? The sorrow of society? The sorrow of inheritance? The sorrow of history? The sadness of reality?

Speaking of these two texts, in addition to the absurd "Thirty Miles Theory", there is also the author of "Su Shizhi West Lake"! This author is Su Shi? Hehe, it's ridiculous. The last sentence of the article "Su Shi Zhixi Lake" is: "The name of the Hangzhou people is Sugong Dike". As we all know, Su Causeway, Sugong Causeway, is a long causeway built by Su Shi in the West Lake in 1090. Afterwards, in order to commemorate Su Shi, the descendants named it "Sugong Embankment". If this article is written by Su Shi himself, he not only needs to go back in time, but also thickens his skin to be ready to brag about himself. In fact, from the tone and title of the article "Su Shi Governs the West Lake", it can also be seen that the author can never be Su Shi! As for Su Fan, who said that the genre of the article "Su Shi Zhixi Lake" is poetry, Wang Mumu is even more speechless, people can go to the Indian Ocean with their brains, and others can't be buried on Java Island forever!

Wang Mumu is thinking, compiling teaching materials, ignoring facts, ignoring common sense, entertaining himself with outdated values, and "kidnapping" children with virtues, so sad! For example, the time of "Father and Son in the Earthquake" is not clear, is the plot real? "Chen Yì Visits the Mother", is it a real person? "The Little Girl Who Doesn't Want to Grow Up" is a rewrite of "Little Telesa Who Doesn't Want to Grow Up", Fudan is a rebuff, plagiarism and distortion, is it okay to compare the original text? "Zhu Dé and the Orchid", can the time of this story stand up to scrutiny? Will the story of "Edison Save His Mother" be true? "Review", Poland's National Day has been changed for more than 20 years, how can the teaching materials turn a blind eye? "Mother's Kindness" is a "Wenbao poem" in the arrangement, doesn't this close the imagination space of the original poem? The selectors of the article "The Crow Feeds Back", don't you know that the crow has no family, so the crow has no way to feed back?

What kind of person is Su Shi, it is not wrong to say that he is a great talent and a great calligrapher. It is normal that his works have been praised for thousands of years. But Su Shi has been an official all his life, his main business is not poetry, not writing, he is a civil servant, he is big or small, he is released to Beijing officials, all his life, accompanied by his career. Therefore, Wang Mumu believes that looking at Su Shi is mainly based on his political achievements, mainly on his official character, not on his poetry, and he is not Liu Sanchang. As an official, Su Shi's words and deeds are inconsistent, he deceives his superiors and subordinates, is lazy in government, short-sighted, forms gangs, and plays government affairs. Whenever he went to a place, he mostly asked the court for money and food. Don't want to forge ahead, don't do anything to produce, be greedy and lazy, and work hard, is this what a parent official looks like? Therefore, he really can't complain about the ups and downs of his life, and the problem is his own body. Perhaps, Su fans can't accept this point of view, in fact, open your eyes and take a look, the long history, yesterday was still making a clean government report, today is shuanggui; Yesterday he was a heroic model to learn from, but today he is a prisoner; Yesterday they were still dignitaries, but today they all went to abscond and join the enemy. These people are not mediocre people, these people have a skill, and these people also have their own brilliance, but these people's character and official character are not good. How should we choose?

This is really: thirty miles of Su Causeway, too wrong to deviate; Exaggerated four or five times, it is only seven or eight miles. Nine hundred years wrong, no one cares; It's strange, and it's strange. In the light of the bachelor, there is a big problem; Su Fan wants to powder Su and erase public criticism. I hope that in the new century, truth and falsehood will not be played; Song riddle clicked, willing to solve the thousand-year-old riddle.

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