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Regarding the exaggeration of the five or six miles long Su Causeway into thirty miles, Su Shi now regrets it a little. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info originally, to make a profit, there are a lot of roads, why is the IQ so low that it is not to leave a thousand-year-old handle on the physical size of this real estate? Then a muddy Su Causeway, lying in the West Lake, people come and go, look near and far, point to the distance between the trees, use the footsteps, come to a similar shape, make a scale, look at a map book, check the following historical materials, anyone can know, Su Causeway is only five or six miles long. Now, for the political achievements, for the earthwork, for the work, for the grand plan, for the eyeballs, for the face, five or six miles of lies are said to be thirty miles. Moreover, this has been reported to the imperial court, sent to the people, spread to various brother provinces and cities, and even has become famous overseas and famous in the world. So, to change your words, it's not okay. Only by topping the cow, resisting to the end, going all the way to the black, being a nail household in the long river of history, resisting the middle stream, dying without repentance, harming for thousands of years, and deceiving future generations.

Now, Su Shi has taken the six statements of his own think tank about exaggerating the length of Su Causeway from only five or six miles to thirty miles, absorbing the strengths of others, integrating them, combining them, and mixing and matching them. After sorting it out, a Soviet-style text was formed, and together with Wang Mumu, several other articles of impeachment against him, a text was made and submitted to He Zhengchen, the minister of the Qincha who came to verify the case. He's watching, how do you react, and how will you express your position?

He Zhengchen is reading the text submitted by Su Shi: "A Few Explanations on Some Problems in the Dredging Project of Hangzhou West Lake". He Zhengchen read it, and the "Explanation" is a comprehensive denial and refutation of Wang Mumu's five major issues of impeachment of Su Shi. He Zhengchen now does not look at Su Shi's explanation of Wang Mumu's accusation of "bullying the monarch" and "financial chaos". Now let's take a look at Su Shi's accusation of "deception" against Wang Mumu, that is, the explanation of the lie that exaggerates the five or six miles of Su Causeway into thirty miles.

Su Shi's interpretation of the "Thirty Miles" in the "Explanation", this text is really, confusing and seeing, and strange texts; Circulated internally, unheard of. Jumping divergence, far-fetched; Pulling east and west, smashing vertically and horizontally. In the Explanation, it is said:

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The husband of Hangzhou West Lake, the eyebrows of Lin'an. If the eyebrows don't exist, the eyes will be able to attach? Therefore, the dredging of the West Lake and the completion of the Su Causeway are the eyebrows for the eyes, and the soil is for the water. Today, Sichuan and Shu have Emei, and Suining has Ximei; Why can't West Lake have beautiful eyebrows? For those with beautiful eyebrows, the thrush is deep and shallow, slightly frowning, and all are thoughtful and thoughtless. Thoughtful and thoughtless, as if it were a matter of the world. This West Lake beauty is the Su Causeway in the smoke and rain. Su Causeway, like a big eyebrow, a group of even eyebrows, is both thick and hazy. The rich is the scene, and the hazy is the measurement. Even red dots of emerald, two sideburns with eyebrows, thrush into the charm of the time, even sideburns into the eyebrows into the dai. The female red sweeps the eyebrows, and the thrush enters the sideburns; Shiren project, Su embankment bank. The eyebrows enter the sideburns and the hair becomes a connecting eyebrow; There is no boundary between the two sides of the embankment. The Su Causeway in the lake is five or six miles, the Su Causeway on the shore is more than ten miles, and the Su Causeway is not thirty miles?

Fusu Causeway, the world is said to be five or six miles, and the scholars are said to be thirty miles. The world attaches great importance to utilitarianism, and only sees five or six miles in the lake; Scholars value history, and it is thirty miles for a hundred generations. The world's vision is shallow, and the short-sightedness is only five or six miles; Scholars can see far away, and middle school textbooks are also thirty miles! The little people are more accountable, there are no thirty miles, it is said to be five or six miles, and there are many shortcomings, which is unreasonable. The big man will imagine, only see five or six miles, and think of thirty miles; Although it is not thirty miles, it is better than five or six miles. With this imagination, who can think of the four major empty, who will measure the embankment? Who can think of metaphorical exaggeration, who would ignorantly counter-exaggerate? Can you think of someone who is loyal to the textbook, who would be so stupid to commit a crime against the wind? Who can think of the reciprocating causeway, who really goes to dig holes and dig the ground to ask for the truth? Who can think of double-entry measurement, who would be more serious than that? Who can think of futures prospects, who doesn't think who is stupid! If you can think of extension measurement, you should know that there is no life without extension! Anyway, there is nothing that is not done, only what I didn't expect. Five or six miles is not thirty miles because the project has not been done, and five or six miles is not thirty miles because the thought did not expect; Five or six miles is not thirty miles is not authentic, and five or six miles is not thirty miles is misleading; Five or six miles is not thirty miles because the reader does not know, and five or six miles is not thirty miles because they forgot to exaggerate to the school and forgot who was laughing in their dreams.

Huh, look at the West Lake, drink the rain after the first sunny day on the lake, it is really: Chaoxi Su Diyan Chonggang, the evening rain leaves people into the drunken township; This embankment is from the best Junyi meeting, a drunk right to be confused.

There is a feeling and a feeling, and it is made: the water is bright and sunny, and the embankment is empty and rainy; If you want to compare Sudi to Xizi, five, sixty or thirty are always appropriate.

The sky is above, the society is above, the Son of Heaven is above, the saint is above, the minister Su Shi, the knowledge of Hangzhou, and the Shuxi Lake; Build a causeway and do your best; Thinking exhaustively, enduring toil; Go down to the quagmire and step on the fields; boiled pork, grilled lake fish; Cash-for-work has finally been completed; three altars, printed with the moon; an embankment, running through the north and south; convenient transportation, good for sightseeing; radiation, towards both ends; stretched, thirty miles; Five or six miles, become thirty; What's there, it's so strange; Alas! Sigh in the world, people have foolishness and shallowness, the scene has far and near, real and virtual, this matter is difficult to complete, thousands of years together.

After tea and dinner, the minister, sitting on the desk, managing the accounts, Huai Xihu, has feelings. If there is sorrow in your heart, speak it; Spread the book, send it to everyone:

The West Lake has a beautiful view, and there is no foolishness among tourists. The length is as follows, who can know the whole.

I am straight, and I look at it for five miles. Anzhi left history, but it was thirty miles.

Five, six, thirty things, and the search for a poor year. What you do is wonderful, and you know that it is difficult to pass it on.

So far, thirty dreams, ears and eyes are fresh. Jun holds five or six plans, and the cabbage is cloudy.

Qingliu and Bi Wei, Anken is Junyan. Hu Buping is five or six, and he agrees to sleep for thirty.

From my thirty yes, five or six don't bother to fry. The staff has a road, extending from north to south.

There should be no ancient foolish father, and Sudili should be taken care of. If you are responsible, you will spend some money.

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Chen Su Shi begged that the length of the Su Causeway of the West Lake is five or six miles, or thirty miles, and there are a group of poets today. I was impressed by the charm of artistic exaggeration, and I understood the true meaning of getting along with each other. In this regard, there is no basis for oral statements, and there are poems as proof:

If you pretend to be Xizi Lake in your dream, who knows that the dream is blurry when you wake up. Obviously thirty miles from Su Causeway, I woke up with twenty defects......

Outside the mountain, the green mountain embankment, the Su embankment in the lake is more than a few miles. The warm breeze makes the tourists drunk, and five miles is thirty miles......

The mushroom is boundless and the water is vast, and there is the wind and dew at night on the Su Causeway. Five or six miles away is the far temple, and there is a lake in thirty miles......

After all, in Sudi Lake, the scenery is not the same as that of other places. The Su Causeway is five or six blue, and the lotus flowers are thirty red......

The desolate White Horse City is in the flute, sleepwalking on the Su Causeway and counting six bridges. It's good that the causeway is thirty miles, and I don't see thirty miles away when I wake up......

The north and south peaks are high in the sky, and the two peaks are relatively disconnected. The guest came to Su Causeway in the rain, and each saw it in five, six, or thirty......

The short and long strips blow the short and long causeway, and the yellow warbler of the Su Causeway is just crying. It is only five or six miles in earnest, but it is thirty miles in the first place......

Fifty, sixty, thirty is who is the cow, and the song returns to the boat for a thousand years. In the west wind, the axiom is ......

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He Zhengchen looked at Su Shi's high theory of mixing five or six miles with thirty miles, and was very speechless. The spring and autumn penmanship of the university scholar is high, it is really high! The shameless cheekiness of the university scholar is thick, really thick!

He Zhengchen continued to look down, and the text below was Su Shi's rebuttal to Wang Mumu's impeachment of saying that he was "qiáng treacherous" and "ill-intentioned". Su Shi said:

"Fusu Causeway, convenient transportation, water conservancy. If you don't believe it, I do. People don't believe it, but people in Hangzhou believe it. Anyway, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

Fuxi Lake, remediation effect, Qing color West Lake, hearing is false, seeing is believing. The project is up to standard, the cost is reasonable, the environment is beautiful, and everyone is happy. If you want to deduct the words, you can't seek common ground while reserving small differences, you can't put aside disputes, you can't put a code of ministers, you must have a text and poetry case to the minister, then, the minister is not satisfied, the minister is sprinkled, the minister is wronged, the minister is verified, the minister is complaining, the minister is crying, the minister is begging, the minister writes poetry, the minister is invited to obey, the minister recruits the West Lake girl, and the minister sells Dongpo meat......"

He Zhengchen was speechless again, shook his head, looked at Su Shi, and said in the tone of a prodigy: "Master Su, I once had a dream in which I dreamed of a beautiful girl standing on top of Su Causeway. The girl has two dark eyebrows, which are very eye-catching, and everyone admires her. When the girl walks on the embankment, her two dark eyebrows will fly high. You can't help but think of a crow flying in the sun, spreading its wings glowing with black light. ”

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