Now, everyone in the Baoci Palace is making their own calculations.

The Empress Dowager Gao, who was holding the chairmanship, looked at Sima Guang, who was stubborn and did not bow his head and had nothing to say, and thought, you have been rampant enough lately, and you don't even give me a face. Fan Chunren is talking to me, you have to discipline you, you almost forgot who is the master, hum! Cow? You have sharp teeth, but in that battle of tongues, can you play with my carpenter's son-in-law?

Looking at Su Shi, who was a little gloating and had been the benchmark figure of the old party with Sima Guang, I thought to myself, this Su bearded man also called for wind and rain, leading Huang on the left, Qingcang on the right, mink Qiu in the brocade hat, and Pinggang on a thousand horses. It's so uncomfortable! This bearded poem, calligraphy and painting are all bad, and the literary talent is really not to say, but if he is reused, once he is in a high position, will he be in tune with this Sima Niu? Putting aside the two kings for the time being, I have to try to get this all-powerful little carpenter to help me identify this Su beard, can it be of great use? Thinking about it, thinking about it, I felt that I should first operate this bearded Su on my own, so the Empress Dowager Gao nodded at Su Shi and asked Su Shi: "Why was Qing an official the year before last?"

Su Shi thought, don't you want us to reveal our identities? Isn't that what I said? Otherwise, I'll reply like this: "The minister is the deputy envoy of a certain state regiment."

Empress Dowager Gao asked again: "Who is the official today?" ”

Su Shi replied truthfully: "The minister is now guilty of the Hanlin Bachelor."

Empress Dowager Gao deliberately asked, "Do you know why you climbed so fast?" ”

Su Shi was quite down-to-earth and said: "This is all thanks to the promotion of the Empress Dowager." ”

Empress Dowager Gao hurriedly sold Guan Zi and said, "No." ”

Su Shi was puzzled, so he asked: "Could it be that he was recommended by important ministers of the imperial court?" ”

Empress Dowager Gao continued to sell Guanzi: "It's not either." ”

Su Shi didn't know what kind of medicine this old woman had in her pants pocket, so she was a little scared in her heart, and exclaimed: "Although I don't have any bird skills, I don't dare to go through the back door." ”

Empress Dowager Gao said with a smile: "Alas, Qing is ignorant, this book of Emperor Shenzong's meaning, 'Every time the first emperor recites Qing's article, he will sigh and say: Genius, genius'." He actually likes you very much, but he hasn't had time to promote you yet. ”

Su Shi listened, climbed along the pole, and acted on the spot, and was very moved: "I don't feel crying." ”

Ouch, you are crying, the Empress Dowager Gao accompanied Su Shi to shed tears together, and the concubines of the other six "Tai" generations of the original god sect were embarrassed not to cry, so they had to follow the tears, so "left and right felt tears".

Then, the Empress Dowager Gao pointed to the cups on the table and asked Su Shi to drink tea.

In fact, Su Shi knew in his heart that this was just a trick played by the Empress Dowager Gao to deceive herself not to hate the royal family and to serve Zhezong well.

In this regard, Su Shi has nothing to say, on the surface, he is "sincere and fearful, and he pauses his head", and in the future, he repeatedly hyped this paragraph in public, saying that the Empress Dowager Gao has "the benevolence of the queen mother", and praised this old woman for "knowing people and knowing people and being benevolent". Then he said that he would "repay the Empress Dowager Gao" for her kindness, and her life and death will be unforgettable. Su Shi knew that there were people everywhere who could make small reports, and I said that this old woman is good, and there will be good reports.

Su Shi is very smart, so rewarded, since this period of time, his official promotion has been too fast, and his fame has become bigger and bigger, Su Shi is very happy, so Wencai is also messing around, nothing can stump him Su Shi.

Su Shi himself knew that less than ten days after returning to Beijing, Su Shi was promoted to be a living housekeeper, who could often accompany the emperor, and was regarded as a recorder by the emperor's side, and his status was quite good. Su Shi's work was good, and the article was good, and the Empress Dowager Gao was very satisfied, so only three months later, Su Shi moved to Zhongshushe, which is a position such as secretary of the State Council. He knows very well that this is the benefit of "meeting Her Majesty the Empress Dowager", so he has always patted the Empress Dowager Gao's sycophants, praising this old woman for "worrying about the country and forgetting her home, and loving the people like a son". But he didn't mention the little emperor Zhezong.

What's amazing is that after a few months, Su Shi was promoted again, and this time he finally became a bachelor of Hanlin, the so-called bachelor Su, at this time. This is not over, after another period of time, Su Shi became the emperor's attendant, and he was regarded as the emperor's teacher, and his status became higher and higher.

This series of appointments really made Su Shi feel a little "proud of the spring breeze", and he couldn't stand it anymore. So he patted the Empress Dowager Gao's sycophant again, "The Virtue Association is a celestial person, and the heart is social." Entrusted by the Holy Son to the world, he hugged the gods and grandsons and courted the princes. There is success, but there is no sign of cure". said that the Empress Dowager Gao unconsciously governed the world.

probably also felt that it was a bit incorrect to always pat the queen mother's ass before and after, so Su Shi changed his technique and mentioned the little emperor by the way, "This cover is ambushed by His Majesty the Emperor, who knows the civil and martial arts, and is smart and intelligent." The wide fortune of the law is the light of the sun and the moon". In short, great, glorious and right.

Su Shi is grateful to the Empress Dowager Gao. He admired the ability of Her Majesty the Empress Dowager to "oversee the political program and govern the body with insight". I am also very grateful to her for "restoring the old ancestors and collecting civil and military assets". Therefore, during Su Shi's stay in Beijing, he has always followed in the footsteps of the Queen Mother. also patted the old woman's sycophant of the Empress Dowager Gao, saying that "Our Lady is wise and kind", "Her Majesty the Empress Dowager Fu Wei, with the position of Ren Ji, does the benevolence of Yao Shun." Diligent and thrifty, forever the decree of a hundred kings; The time is thin, so it is favored by all nations. Do you not bother the small fire, but also help the sun and the moon shine." Then I photographed Zhezong's sycophant, and the sentence "The heir is benevolent and filial" was hastily bred. Su Shi was smart but was mistaken by cleverness and forgot his age. As a result, as soon as the Empress Dowager Gao died, Su Shi himself knew that he was finished.

Of course, the Empress Dowager Gao also admires Su Shi very much, she lives in the harem, she doesn't know what happened outside, and there was no garbage drama to watch at that time, so when she was bored, she had to read Su Shi's deep and meaningful poems, and the old woman was often moved to tears, but no one confided in. Now that Su Shi is here, she has to spoil this great writer. So he sent clothes and belts, and he coaxed Su Shi around, but he couldn't turn around.

Today, Empress Dowager Gao finally took advantage of the opportunity to coax Su Shi in person, so that Su Shi could do things for the country and herself.

Now, Wang Mumu's head is also flying, because he knows history, and after crossing over, he knows the bits and pieces of the court at close range, so, for Sima Guang, he does not leave a mouth at all, to a certain extent, the death of the Song Dynasty, the death of the Han Dynasty, the new law is swayed, the old party is publicized, provokes party disputes, weakens the national strength, the success of Jinmeng's southward journey, the fault line of Chinese civilization, Sima Guang's crime is unforgivable. He has criminal intentions, and the evil is even worse than Xu Xi.

At this time, the Empress Dowager Xiang, who had been on the side and had no way to make a move, finally opened up a little, and under the hint of the Empress Dowager Gao, she spoke: "Ladies and gentlemen, after Su Shi and Su Dongpo, who have heard the poetry of this dynasty, have returned to Beijing, there have been many good works and good stories. Su is a great talent, there is a lot to see, but some people say that it is politically immature, so the use of the imperial court for it, in the available can not be used, in the available can not be used, in the use of a few can not be involved in politics, you are a maritime businessman, well-informed, can you tell a story or two? ”

Due to the positioning of the opening scene of the Empress Dowager Gao, although the three kings, three small ones, and one Su and one Sima present all knew who the other party was, the chief executive here had already made clear the rules of the game: everyone at the scene here should pretend that no one knows who is who is who, and the three kings, one Su and one Sima who everyone talked about should not be on the spot.

So, speak freely, say it, even if you point to the monk and scold the thief for baldness.

Empress Dowager Gao praised Empress Xiang in her heart: Xiang'er has made progress, went to Luzon, and got a little immortal. Knowing that Sima Guang and Su Shi had a conflict recently, she clearly indicated whether Su Shi's reuse was hesitant or not, and clearly told Su Shi that it was because Sima Guang did not reuse you; also told Sima Guang, we take you very seriously.

Wang Mumu in the seat looked at Su Shi opposite, although he had traveled to the Great Song Dynasty for six years, and he heard the Wutai poetry case and Su Shi on the first day of crossing, but Su Shi's true body was not fortunate to face it until today.

Wang Mumu looked at Su Shi opposite, a 49-year-old man. Looking at his face, in many books and texts in his previous life, Su Shi was called Su Dabeard. "The Story of the Nuclear Boat" called it a "hairy man", and now I look at it, this beard is really enough, a lot, and it is really untidy and messy. Wang Mumu felt that this Su bearded beard was a bit exotic, like Engels.

Looking at Su Shi's hair, it is not the common black hair of Chinese, the color is gray, this is probably what he called himself in "Chibi Huaigu" "Early Birth Huafa". This "early birth" did not originally refer to his growing gray hair when he was young and old; I'm afraid it's because of genetics, similar to the hair of a half-breed, his hair is gray.

Wang Mumu looked at Su Shi's facial features again, Su Xiaomei once laughed at Su Dongpo's long chin, saying that he "had a drop of lovesick tears last year, and it still can't flow to his cheeks". Su Shi not only has a long face, but also has a personality and other facial features, which is very three-dimensional, different from the Song people, he said in "Biography of the Gods": "It is difficult to convey the gods. Gu Hutouyun: The transmission and writing are all in Adu. followed by on the cheeks. I taste the shadow of my cheeks under the lamp, so that people are on the wall model, not eyebrows, everyone who sees it is smiling, knowing that it is me. It can be seen from Su Shi's self-pity or self-appreciation that Su Shi's facial contours are clear, three-dimensional, very concave and convex, and distinctive.

Wang Mumu looked at Su Shi's body again, he was very strong. In the literature of his previous life, it was mentioned that Su Shi was a fat man. However, now it seems that Su Shi's "fat" really can't be simply covered with the word "fat". The traditional strong people of the Chinese are "thick shoulders and round waist", which can be clearly seen in the illustrations of "Embroidered Like the Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Embroidered Like the Water Margin", beautiful shoulders, buffalo belly. This standard is very different from the Westerners' standards for burly, strong, triangular and muscular men. The body shape that Wang Mumu sees now is biased towards the latter. In history, Su Shi is more than eight feet three inches long, and wide as the sea, he is a super beautiful man. During the Song Dynasty, there were many women from the Japanese Kingdom who traveled west to China to cultivate in China, and the target was Su Shi. A statue of Su Shi enshrined in Japan is like this: Su Shi's eyes are round, his beard is like a man, burly and strong, and he is a muscular man who is an Olympic athlete.

Wang Mumu looked at Su Shi in front of him and was speechless, and said that Li Bai, the great writer of the Tang Dynasty, was a man of lust; It seems that Su Shi, the great writer of the Song Dynasty, is also a mixed-race. Wang Mumu's CPU eight cores turn together, I remember that someone wrote in his previous life that Su Shi is not only a poet, but also a master of passwords, his life experience and works are almost everywhere mysteries, which can be called Su Dongpo's password, and many of his "coincidences" and "magic" are mostly related to the mysterious blood of the Christians, Jews, and Jesus.

It is said that Su has seven black moles, which are like Beidou; It is said that when Su was 7 years old, he saw a stranger; It is said that Su Laoquan became angry at the age of 27 because he visited an elderly nun with Xiao Su Shi, who had not dried up, and listened to a family secret: "Su Laoquan, twenty-seven, began to be angry and read books." ”； It is said that when Su Shi hid in the mountains and forests when he was 17 years old, it was 1054 A.D., when a supernova exploded, and its remnants were the later crab-shaped nebula, and its appearance also had a lot of significant effects on earthlings; It is said that Su had "close contact" with Chinese Jews who settled and multiplied in Bianjing; It is said that Lao Su hopes that Xiao Su can travel far away, so he named it "Shi" and "Zhe", and there are "Zhan" and "By" in the word; It is said that the surname of Sansu's wife is "Cheng (Cheng) Wang Shi"; It is said that Su prefers exotic maids, singers, dancers, and prostitutes; It is said that Su ......

Looking at Su Shi in front of him, Wang Mumu was speechless for a while. I remember that in the 21st century, some people say that there are three greatest poets in Chinese history, Qu Yuan of the Warring States Period, Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty, and Su Shi of the Song Dynasty. Among them, Qu Yuan was born and raised in the Tujia family, Li Bai was born in Central Asia, and Su Dongpo had some European blood. Su Shi in front of him, "early born Huafa", obviously, this "Huafa" has nothing to do with age, and has a relationship with genes.

In Su Shi's life, although he was rich in poetry and writing, he almost did not use "green silk" and "black eyes" to depict people, even if he described Chaoyun, which was probably related to his own aesthetic tendency caused by yellow skin and black hair.

When Su Shi was more than 50 years old, he once wrote the poem "The Second Rhyme Wang Jinqing Shangyuan Banquet Duanmen": "The nine doors are open on the moon, the galaxy surrounds the terrace, the gentleman dreams in the pillow, and I also turn into a person."

Su likened himself to a "human", and a "human" was a European race. Liezi? King Mu of Zhou" said: "When King Mu of Zhou, the country of the West Pole had people coming. ”

All this, Su Shi has foreign blood and exoticism, and it should not be something out of nowhere. Wang Mumu really had to think twice about subverting a reality in his existing memory.

Wang Mumu looked at the Queen Mother, she is He Xiangu of Luzon, although she failed to master Morse systematically, but when she got along in Luzon, she established some agreements, and now she is hinting at Wang Mumu.

Now Xiang made a few gestures to the Queen Mother and told Wang Mumu that what you want me to verify is basically true.

Then, what does Wang Mumu want to check with the Queen Mother?

Here's the thing, Wang Mumu knows that it is rare to be lucky enough to wear the Great Song Dynasty, in this era, it is sooner or later to face Su Shi, so search for dry intestines and see what posts in his previous life can help this opportunity. Thinking about it, I suddenly remembered, I remember that someone verified that Liang Shicheng, one of the eunuchs of the "Six Thieves" in the late Northern Song Dynasty, was the illegitimate son of Su Shi. Wang Mumu knew that his assumption, in his previous life, would definitely be scolded by Su fans. Actually, it's very unjust. Because in this era, there seems to be nothing disgraceful about having many illegitimate children, on the contrary, this is a display of great ability, a manifestation of strong charm, and a manifestation of great courage, folklore, and many Japanese sisters made a special trip across the sea to cross Su Shi's seeds, those seeds blossomed and bore fruit, aren't they all illegitimate children? It's just that his son has become a eunuch, which is really not on the stage.

Generally speaking, "eunuchs" are from low and poor backgrounds, forced to make a living, and have no choice but to be despised. It is said that there will not be much blood connection between the "writer" and the "eunuch", and there will be no "kinship". However, history is sometimes very illogical.

Liang Shicheng will be a eunuch next to Song Huizong in the future, not only proficient in the "way of slaves", but also "wise to learn grammar and know a little about books", so he is deeply favored. Later, he was listed as one of the "six thieves" because of his evil deeds, such as corruption, bribery, and false proclamation. Regarding his life experience, he himself has always "said that Su Shi was born", that is, insisting that he is Su Shi's "illegitimate son". In this regard, all the later literature and history are unknown, this is normal, this is not a very glorious thing, which literati will be troublesome, to Taishan Beidou to discredit it.

However, in later generations, from the analysis of age, Liang Shicheng should be the work of Su Shi in his middle age, and Su Shi is more than 20 years older than him, so there is a possibility in age. Especially from the perspective of behavior, Liang Shicheng, who is corrupt and extremely stingy, is unusually extremely generous to the Su family. He gave the Su family a great favor, and he risked his head to protect Su Shi's works as much as possible. And "treat your uncle like a brother, and tell Kuyun in the house: 'Bachelor Su (referring to Su Guo) makes less than 10,000 runs, and there is no need to repeat it'. "That is, when Su Guo withdraws money in the treasury, those below 10,000 guan don't have to be reported, no, 10,000 guan. It can really be described as "love to the end".

In the Song Dynasty, the status of the literati was very noble, and respecting the literati was a social fashion at that time, such as Liang Shicheng declared that he was Su Shi's "illegitimate son" for no reason, then this kind of "dirty" words and deeds were bound to be condemned by the world, especially the scholars, and the emperor could not sit idly by, and the Su family could not turn a blind eye, however, there was no similar opposition in the history books. Moreover, according to Zhu Xi's "Zhuzi Language", "Su Dongpo's son, Fan Chun's husband and son, all entered and exited the door of Liang Shicheng, and took his father's affairs." From this point of view, the Su family and Liang Shicheng not only did not have a "red face", but on the contrary, they also had a very close relationship. Therefore, the bold assumptions of later generations and careful verification should be true. Empress Xiang was telling Wang Mumu just now that there is indeed Liang Shicheng in the harem, and he is really a eunuch who likes to dance and write.

Wang Mumu knows that Su Shi is a person who sometimes can't control his mouth, the wine is confused, and he improvises and chants, as soon as the beautiful sentences come out, the woman is drunk, there are those who are dedicated, and there are those who are dedicated, and the consequences are another story. For example, when Su Shi was studying at home, the Su family had a rich neighbor and a daughter, and when he heard Su Shi's reading, his spring heart was coaxed, "he came to run overnight", and wanted to be affectionate, but "Su Gong didn't accept it", but the little girl from the rich family looked very cute, so Su Shi "made an appointment to be hired as a room".

However, after Su Shi was admitted to the Jinshi, he "don't marry Shi Eun", and after a long time, one day Su Shi suddenly remembered this little girl, so he "interviewed who he was suitable for", and then he knew that the little girl had "kept the preface and died without marrying".

Su Shi felt ashamed, and later in the fifth year of Yuanfeng (1082), Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou because of the Wutai poetry case, and his life was lonely and lonely.

The lack of moon hangs dredging paulownia, and the initial tranquility of people is missing.

Who sees a lonely person walking alone? Ethereal lonely shadows.

Shocked but turned back, there was hatred and no one to think.

Pick up all the cold branches and refuse to perch, and the lonely sandbar is cold.

The words "lonely and lonely, ethereal and lonely" refer to the girl next door back then. Su Shi was negative because of himself, and now that he thinks about it, he only feels that "he was shocked but turned back, and he hated no one to save it", and he expressed endless shame for the girl who "picked up all the cold branches and refused to perch", and now he only feels "lonely and cold on the sandbank", thinking about people and things, and his heart is quite cold.

Wang Mumu was looking at Su Shi in front of him, this one, in calligraphy and painting, has reached the peak. If I were to be a professor of literature and art at Harvard, I would welcome it. However, in the current era, if you are good at literature, you will go to the top exam, and you can become an official if you have fame. As everyone knows, a government official needs to have both ability and political integrity, and no matter how many have a hundred schools, it is just that virtue, which cannot be measured in the scientific examination. This Su Shi has a lot of them, and Wang Mumu has a bad influence on him. I don't think this person is kind.

Su Shi is used to going through the back door of the relationship with ingenuity, and he will cheat during the exam.

When Su Shi was in the first examination of the scientific examination, Su Shi didn't understand a topic, so he "sighed at the case", and peeked at his younger brother Su Zhe with his eyes, Su Zhe "blew the pen tube with his mouth" to his brother, Su Shi immediately understood, "Cover the "pipe" note".

Su Shi will also cheat in his composition, Su Shi's scientific examination in the preliminary examination of the Ministry of Rites, the proposition is "The Theory of Punishment and Reward for Loyalty", which was later included in the "Ancient Literature Guanzhi", for example, it is a model article that literati talk about, and it is also a representative of Su Shi's political essays. However, when the article unfolds a carpet argument around the argument, it creates historical facts.

There is an allusion to the murder of Gao Tao in the text. The chief examiners Mei Yaochen and Ouyang Xiu didn't know and asked Su Shi what the matter was. Su Liou said: This canon is from the annotation of "The Biography of Kong Rong in the Three Kingdoms".

Ouyang Xiu went home to flip through the book, and he didn't find it after looking for a long time, so "he asked Po again in the future", this time Su Shi knew that he couldn't hide it, so he flickered and said: Cao Cao robbed Yuan Xi's wife and gave it to his son Cao Pi, Kong Rong wanted to persuade Cao Cao not to be so nonsense, so he said a sentence, "King Xiwu gave Zhou Gong with Daji", Cao Cao didn't hear about it, and asked Kong Rongdian where he came from, Kong Ronghui said, "Looking at today's things, it means so."

Then Su Shi confessed: The allusion to Gaotao's murder in my article, "A certain also means it", just take it for granted, "Why do you need a source"?

Ouyang Xiu and Mei Yaochen were both shocked when they heard this, and they dared to use this kind of nonsense as an argument, which really convinced Su Shi.

Although they were fooled at the time, after the other candidates knew, they were very unconvinced, how could the exam-taking article be faked, so "the Shi Shi took plagiarism as the text, and the public became a market", gathered the crowd to scold Su Shi, "the group of ridicule and scolding people moved thousands", and accused Ouyang Xiu of having no principles, until he made trouble with Emperor Renzong. But fortunately, Ouyang Xiu had already greeted Renzong, saying that if he wanted to carry out literary style reform, something might happen, but Renzong didn't understand it, so he didn't pursue it.

Therefore, Liang Qichao has an evaluation of Su Shi's political articles in the article "Wang Jinggong": "Dongpo's writing is beautiful", but the content is not pure, basically "the words of the vertical and horizontal family, words are often better than reason, although the reasoning is thorough, but every begging spirit in the metaphor has enough to show the lack of his pen power." Although its qi is vigorous, it is discharged without a remnant, and it is less subtle and depressed." "Dongpo learns Zhuang Column, and no article can be like Zhuang Column."

Therefore, Liang Qichao believes that "if you compare Jing* with Dongpo Wen, then you will be like a wild fox and Zen and the Fa-rectification." If you take "Jing Gong Shangrenzong's book and Dongpo Shangshenzong's book are read together, its character will be judged".

Liang Qichao's words are true, Ouyang Xiu once commented on Jing * Chapter and said: "Wang Jiefu's article is more open, don't make words." And there is a poem for Jing Gong:

There are 3,000 Hanlin Fengyue and 200 articles of the Ministry of Officials.

The self-pity is still there when you are old, and who will compete with your son later.

Let's look at Ouyang Xiu's comment on Su Shi's article: "Reading Su Shi's book, I don't feel sweating, it's fast"!

According to Ouyang Xiu's personal opinion, it can be seen that Su Shi's writing is frivolous and flashy, and Jing Gong's profound, concise, cold and introverted, the two styles are high and low, and they are not the same.

Su Shi's policy articles are flowing and gushing, but if you read too much, you will have a headache, and the beautiful text will immediately become Tang Seng in "Journey to the West", which is wordy and far-fetched, and it can really remind people of thousands of mosquitoes and flies, which is not an ordinary annoyance, but a very annoying.

Wang Mumu felt that Su Shi was a talented person, but he was disloyal and had a weak sense of the legal system. For example, on the way to transport his father Su Xun's coffin home for funeral, Su Shi borrowed the official ship specially approved by Yingzong to "sell salt, Su wood, and magnets", and also borrowed the soldiers who went to Beijing to welcome the new governor of Zhimei Prefecture.

In the Song Dynasty, the salt law was strict, and private sales were not allowed, and Taizu once stipulated that those who "entered the forbidden land to trade to ten catties" were "sat to death" and had to cut off their heads. However, because of the large profits from selling salt, there are many people who break the law, and they can't cut off their heads, so they have to relax the salt law, but the deal is still very serious, especially for civil servants, and they have to face the danger of dismissal, which is not a fun thing.

And Su Shi was reported for using official ships to sell smuggled salt, this crime is even more serious, if it is true, he may first open his ass and flowers, and then kick him to a remote place and never hire .......