Chapter 336: The Story of Knocking a Stuffy Stick
The story Cao Cao told was too weird, as if a primitive woman knocked casually, and whoever knocked it was a woman.
Liu Bei was shocked, in his opinion, this is really an old and happy thing for men, and if he is idle every day, he just goes out to find a woman and knocks it casually.
This thing was so good that Liu Bei couldn't believe it, so he said, "Is it true?" Is there such a good thing? ”
When Cao Cao heard the questioning, his face immediately darkened, and he said, "This is what my son Jin Xian said. ”
As he spoke, he recounted the situation when Qin Feng told them at that time.
In memory.
"Oh, Zijin, you said that primitive people don't wear clothes, isn't it very cool for primitive men?" Cao Cao's eyes brightened.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "It's not just very cool, it's just so cool, if you like that one, just knock on a stick and carry it back to the cave." ”
When he said this, the officials' minds couldn't help but think of this scene, and their eyes brightened.
"Is it true?" Yuan Shao was puzzled: "Just knock it?" ”
"Knock ...... casually." Qin Feng said with a smile.
"Zijin knocked?" Cao Cao said with great admiration.
"This ......, knocked." Qin Feng said stiffly.
The officials couldn't help but show admiration, and Yuan Shao couldn't help but say: "It's better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books, this is honest and don't deceive me." Zijin actually traveled thousands of miles, and he admired and admired his brother. ”
The memories are over, and Cao Cao is also finished.
Liu Bei was suspicious, and his big ears fanned him violently and said, "Who knows if what Hou Ye said is true." ”
Yuan Shaotou Avenue: "It shouldn't be fake, you see that these primitive people really don't wear clothes, and they really use big sticks." Zijin is all right, this can't be faked. ”
Liu Bei's big ears kept circling rapidly.
At this time, Cao Cao couldn't help the fire in his body, he got up and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." If you don't knock, forget it, if I don't knock for nothing, I won't knock for nothing, I'll knock ....... Then he got up and took a bone stick from where he was against the wall. looked at the stick and smiled, and said, "Tonight, it's all up to you." ”
To be honest, Yuan Shao couldn't hold the fire for a long time. Seeing this, he also got up, picked up a bone stick, raised it and said with a smile: "Good things come in pairs, go with you for my brother." ”
Cao Cao suddenly showed the same smile that everyone was a brother.
Liu Bei's big ears circled even more rapidly, and he saw that Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were leaving. Suddenly, his rabbit ears stopped circling, and said secretly: "Qin Feng and Cao Cao Yuan Shao wear a pair of pants, he will definitely not lie to his brother, it seems that this thing should be true." No, I'll knock one back, and there will be no more shops in this village. ”
So, Liu Bei hurriedly got up and shouted: "Good things come in three, I will accompany the two of you, and there will be a response!" ”
And so. Cao, Yuan, and Liu smiled at each other, they lined up, shouldered the mallet, and rushed out.
On the other hand, Qin Feng slept in his thatched hut, "The ship has been repaired, and it will be able to set sail again tomorrow, and today I can finally sleep peacefully." ”
In the dead of night.
I saw that in the primitive village, three ghosts rushed to this side for a while. After a while, they ran over there, rolling back and forth, going back and forth four or five times. Sister Moon was frightened and hid in the clouds. Sister Moon couldn't help but secretly say, "There was only one Qin Beast before. This guy is good, he actually came out three! ”
Finally, in the silent night, there were three muffled sticks in succession.
After another while, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao each carried a primitive beauty and returned to the "cave dormitory". The two looked at each other. Smile tacitly.
Immediately after, Liu Bei was out of breath and came back with a beautiful woman. Looking at the figure, it was really a first-class great, I didn't have to say it, I immediately compared Cao Cao and Yuan Shao's side.
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were very envious, and when they saw this person masked, they urged Liu Bei to open it.
Liu Bei said secretly with a red light on his face: "It's not in vain that I searched for the old man for a long time, and then I found the best." He also couldn't wait and hurriedly opened the mask.
"Oops!"
"Wow!" When Cao Cao and Yuan Shao saw their looks, they were shocked and squatted on the ground.
I saw that this person was really in good shape, but his appearance was really scary, and it seemed that he should have suffered a fire.
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao glanced at each other, laughed, and said in unison: "If you have a good figure, if you look good, it's really good!" ”
Liu Bei didn't expect to look for a long time and see countless beauties, and finally knocked such a thing back, his face twitched for a while, and he almost had a seizure. However, Liu Bei is Liu Bei, he is the ancestor of thick characters in Houheixue, he immediately said: "You don't understand this, when you blow the lamp, you can't see anything, and if you have a good figure, it's really good!" ”
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao did not get the true transmission of the word "thick", and they were speechless. But Cao Cao got the true transmission of the word "black", and he immediately said evilly: "At night, you can't turn off the lights!" ”
This heart is so dark! Liu Bei shouted that he couldn't stand it.
The next day, when the sky was bright, Qin Feng was in his hut when he heard someone shouting outside. He got up in a hurry, and then he heard the truth.
"Master, it's a big deal, it's a big deal!"
When Qin Feng looked up, he saw his third apprentice, Sha Wujing, shouting and running in. During this time, Qin Feng's mind was full of Journey to the West, and when he saw that Wujing was not shouting well, he said casually: "Wujing, don't shout, Master was not captured by the monster." ”
Qin Feng was clever, and said, "Could it be that your second senior brother was captured by a monster?" ”
"No, no, no......." Shamoke hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The second senior brother was not arrested, it was Cao, Yuan, and Liu who were arrested. ”
"Oh, it's good that I wasn't caught. What the? Cao Yuan Liu was captured by a monster? Qin Feng was immediately shocked.
Shaoqing, when Qin Feng and his apprentices came to the altar in the center of the primitive tribe, they saw Cao Yuan and Liu and the three of them, tied to the cross around the altar. And not far away, a flock of crows was already eyeing them.
The altar was covered with dried blood and scattered bones. Obviously, this is where primitive people eat people. No wonder the crows are eyeing each other, they are all waiting for the meal to begin.
Sun Ce, Ma Chao, Zhu Huan, and Sha Moke each held weapons and protected Qin Feng in front of him.
And the chief of the "robbery" clan stood on the altar, and the altar was surrounded by hundreds of primitive people, one by one, full of righteous indignation, staring at red eyes, trying to fight Qin Feng.
Cao Yuan Liu saw Qin Feng coming, and saw the big savior. They kicked their legs on the cross and cried out, "Son come in and save me, save me!" ”
The chieftain's thigh bone was gone, and he found a large stone axe to use as a weapon. After two strokes. "Don't scream!"
Cao Yuan Liu didn't dare to scream, but he looked at Qin Feng with pitiful eyes, and he was clearly still shouting, "Zijin save me"
The chief glared at the copper bell and shouted angrily at Qin Feng, "Great. Today, if you don't let the little me kill these three people, even if the little me dies, I will fight you to the end! ”
Qin Feng didn't know what was going on yet, he hurriedly said, "Chief, why is this?" ”
The chief pointed at Cao Yuan Liu with a stone axe, "Big you, ask them yourself." ”
Qin Feng immediately said: "Mengde, Benchu, ringworm, what happened?" Why did the primitive people arrest you? ”
Cao Cao's face immediately darkened, and he said fiercely: "It's all because of you!" ”
Qin Feng was not happy at that time, and said, "What's wrong with me." The primitive people didn't arrest me, but they arrested you? ”
Yuan Shao's head was big, he looked at the primitive people around him, and said honestly: "Zijin, we went to knock on the sticks yesterday." Unexpectedly, it was the chief's daughter-in-law who knocked. ”
"Huh?" Qin Feng was suddenly bigger than Yuan Shao's head, and exclaimed, "How can you do this? Do you still know shame? Do you still know what it looks like? How many beauties are waiting to be embraced, why are you so scared here? ”
Cao Yuan Liu blushed for a while, they had been for several months, and they couldn't stand it.
Liu Bei at this time. The big ears fanned like an electric fan, and exclaimed: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye, General Cao and General Yuan, they said, you said it." Primitive people want to find a daughter-in-law and knock it casually, knock it back and it's their own! ”
"What?" Qin Feng's mouth was wide open, and he looked shocked.
At this time, Cao Cao complained: "Zijin, that's what you said at the celebration banquet after the yellow scarf last time. Brother believes in you very much, but he ended up like this. ”
Qin Feng's face twitched. He recalled it, as if he had blown it at the celebration banquet. The corners of his eyes jumped and said: "Ben Hou said such a thing, but Ben Hou is talking about the primitive society before the matrilineal clan commune, and looking at the primitive form here, it is already a patrilineal clan commune." You other people's women, but they still didn't get you? ”
"Matrilineal, paternal? What a messy primitive society, all primitive people, not all the same! Liu Bei cried out with a sad face.
The primitive tribal society was divided into several periods, with roughly three stages, matrilineal clans, only known mothers, and very complex relationships. After the patriarchal society, the mother is known and the father is known. Further on, that is, before the matrilineal, knock casually.
Whether it is matrilineal or patrilineal, or the previous casual knocking, it is a primitive society. Qin Feng was idle back then, and he had nothing to do with Cao Cao, and he was not a history teacher, so he couldn't explain it to them.
Then again, talking to Cao Cao about this, because Cao Cao and they don't have this concept and foundation, it is tantamount to playing the piano to a cow.
Qin Feng felt that explaining the difference between the primitive people of the mountain cave and the primitive people of the clan commune with an ancient person like Cao Cao could not be even a history teacher.
He finally explained a little and said, "It is divided into three paragraphs, and what Ben Hou said is the first paragraph, which can be knocked casually." Now it's the third stage, and in the past, this section was almost the same as our society, although it was also a primitive tribe, but it couldn't be knocked casually. ”
Cao Cao's face was as black as ink, and he shouted: "Zijin, you didn't say it earlier!" ”
Qin Feng was also angry, and said angrily: "You didn't ask the hell!" ”
Cao Cao was scared and complained: "It's not that you lied to others, what you said to knock the stuffy stick is your own." ”
Qin Feng was furious and shouted: "Cao Mengde, I will teach you to be obedient, even if you knock, you have to knock the ownerless, you knocked on what others knocked, and others can go around you?" Knock on your daughter-in-law, can you withstand it? Mom, I'm bothering to explain it to you, this is the final explanation, you know! ”
Knocked someone else knocked!
This time, Cao Yuan and Liu completely understood.
For a while, Cao Cao's face was dark, Yuan Shao's head was big, and Liu Bei's big ears were fanned violently, but he screamed in unison: "Zijin save me!" ”
Although the chief didn't understand what Qin Feng and the others said, after listening to Cao Yuan and Liu Qi's call, he felt something. He immediately raised a huge stone axe and shouted, "Today, with you and without us!" ”
Roar~, hundreds of primitives, a beastly scream.
Qin Feng and the primitive tribe received preferential treatment because Sun Ce's martial arts deterred the primitive people. Now that Cao Yuan Liu has completely provoked the primitives, hundreds of primitives don't want to kill them, who can withstand this?
Qin Feng was suddenly sweating. (To be continued.) )http://