Chapter 0512: Submission of the Bear Fox Shark
"Hey! Baba's root number 3, is there an end? Alright, alright! Don't open your 100 pulpits of realism, let's quickly face the truth and see how to deal with the thirty Islamic pirate ships in front of us! Little Minnie interrupted Geng Haoshan's rambling and turned her head to look at the pirate ship in the direction of the sea.
Geng Haoshan was still unsatisfied: "What are you anxious about, I just broke the history of the development of Islam, and I haven't broken the branch of the Islamic pirate that has grown obliquely from this big tree!" If you don't understand the past and present lives of these tendons, and what they are thinking, how can you form a psychological offensive? ”
Xiao Meini was anxious: "What psychological offensive?" Physiological offensive? If you don't look at it, the family members have already gone ashore, and they all have knives and guns, so what you have to study now is a geographical offensive! Physical Offensive! Reasoning offensive! ”
Geng Haoshan rolled her eyes at Xiao Meini and muttered: "People only said 'psychological offensive', but they didn't say 'physiological offensive', little girl, can this be played casually?" ”
Now, on thirty Islamic pirate ships off the coast of Limassobey, several of the captains of the leaders of the trip are in a meeting. Three of the thirty pirate ships that came to the island this time were the heads, that is, the flagships. The three flagships each lead a battle group, and when they plunder, they are divided and combined, and they are very good at group fighting.
The captains of the three flagships were called Muhammad? Flee? Ai Kaila Mu; Muhammad? Quick? Farugh Gezhen; Muhammad? Beauty? Baiheyer. Hehe, they are both Muhammad, but they are not a family, Muhammad is one of the most common names in the world, just the same name.
Oh, they all have the nickname, "al-Qaylam" means "generous", so, Muhammad? Flee? Aikailam's nickname is "lame bear", the "run", both "run" and "stupid" clumsy, lame refers to his injury to one leg, walking a little bumpy, but also implying that he does things without a match, lame, uneven. Although the lame bear is lame, he is still extremely fierce, fierce, and a tall and powerful pirate, and he is also the vanguard of their pirate group;
"Farouqzhen" means "one who discerns error and truth", so Muhammad? Quick? Farugzhen's nickname is "Iron Fox", "that "Min", both "Min" and "Min" have both "Min" and "Min" extinction, a hairless iron rooster, no, an iron fox who does not pull out a hair. This is a scheming, fickle and intelligent pirate, and the commander of their pirate group;
"Baihayy" means "beautiful, very beautiful", so Muhammad? Beauty? The nickname of this female pirate is "Rose Shark", isn't she afraid of people? Roses, which were originally flowers in a strip, are now a rose shark, who dares to provoke them. As for whether this female pirate "worships Heiye" or not, no one can say, the real person does not show her face, people have only seen her eyes, and the rest of the parts are forever wrapped in the black robe. Speaking of this rose shark, the family has a good background, and her pirate grandmother was the queen of the kingdom of the time, which was the most famous at the time, and was known as the "country of marauders", who was known as the "country of marauders". Now she is on two boats, she should have been a Catholic with her father, but her mother was a Muslim, so that according to the teachings of Islam, Muslims considered her to be born automatically one of the best Muslims in the world, and she was now the de facto soul of this pirate group.
The current situation is that there are a total of 900 pirates and 1,200 oarsmen on these thirty pirate ships. However, when they docked at the port in the name of commerce, they were only given 60 badges, with two places per ship. The meaning of Sai Island is that everyone is a businessman, time is money, what you buy, what you sell, as soon as possible. You don't have to go ashore for everybody, it's also for your sake, because the number of people coming to the island has increased dramatically recently, so the cost of going ashore has also risen, you want fresh water, food, we supply, and the rest, hurry up and do business elsewhere.
In fact, the people of the Sai Island Ship Division have already seen the clues, and the merchant ships are all round and large in order to load goods, and the length-to-width ratio is small; These ships, long and narrow with many sails, head ramming angles, many oar windows, and complex sail cables, you can tell at a glance that they are pirate ships that are professionally robbed. Of course, people haven't robbed us now, and we can't do him casually, it's better to have more than one thing, send the plague god.
And the pirates on these pirate ships are also very entangled, on the one hand, they have inquired and confirmed that they know that the current island treasures are piled up; The artifacts, magic weapons, firearms, and weapons from the heavens and earthly realms and the immortal land of the Buddha Kingdom are even more incredible and surprisingly good; The golden cats, white cats, yellow cats, and black cats on the island were trained by the Harvard beauty salon, and they all made people feel rapid and salivating. Therefore, if you want to rob, you want to plunder, you want to dominate, you want to seize, this is certain. However, on the other hand, the "classic naval battles", "undefeated in the East", and "magic marksmanship" that I inquired about, as well as the eighteen kinds of weapons that can be seen in Huxi now, all make people dare not act rashly. Originally, pirates robbed, and the usual tactic was to hide from a certain headland, attack suddenly, and catch people off guard. However, now this opponent, their fleet, including the fleet with which they trade, will always have an airship overhead, condescending and unobstructed, what are we hiding? It is precisely because of this situation that these pirates are now landing on the shore. In fact, they are really entangled, let's do it, maybe this bitter fruit will have to be swallowed by themselves; Give up, it's really too slanderous, especially those weapons, a few meters, tens of meters, hundreds of meters away, can be easily attacked, in the future, why do we have to swing boats, jump sheds, overboard, and pull cables? As soon as the hand was raised, the sound of "ping" was ten thousand taels of gold.
The Islamic pirates also knew that a group of Catholic pirates led by Captain Cheval had infiltrated the interior of the island. What the specific goal of Captain Cheval was, it is not known. However, the Iron Fox said that if Captain Cheval can't get it, this Captain Chevar is a copper bean, and it is not easy to get along, so it is likely to stir up chaos and tension in the southern part of the island.
The Iron Fox also said that if Captain Cheval succeeded, I mean the theft was successful, and did not alarm the people of the islands, then they must have gone to steal a particularly valuable object, and they had two or three hundred men and four boats, and we followed them, black and black, wouldn't it be good?
Iron Fox went on to say that if Captain Cheval had succeeded, he would have disturbed the Cypriots at the same time. We can wait for the opportunity, and if Captain Cheval's men have the upper hand, we will help Cheval, and then, then, we can divide our forces and rob the Cypriots; secondly, to befriend Cheval, so that we may know what he has stolen, and whether and how we should hack him;
If Captain Cheval's men and the people of the Cypriots were evenly matched, then we would help them on both sides and let them continue to fight, while we would divide our forces and plunder;
If Captain Cheval's man is gone, his demise is imminent. Then we killed them from their backs, captured them, and sacrificed them to the island, which is also a bargaining chip ...... that can be used for the invitational tournament.
The lame bear said, "Why do you go around so many twists and turns?" We have 60 badges, so let's take 57 brothers down first, touch the water, and probe the qi, which is better than you breaking your fingers here one, two, three, four, and empty.
The rose shark also echoed, saying, we go ashore with a card, normal business activities, what can they do to us?
Now, the group of people Mai Ba and the others saw were 60 heavily armed and card-wielding activists led by the three pirate leaders who came to conduct "normal business activities".
At this time, Mai Ba will not let the girls bear the brunt, and Mai Ba, who seems to be Muna, has already blocked in front of these 60 people as soon as he turns around. Geng Haoshan thought, this stupid cow, stupid and stupid, I'll do the kung fu on the skin, so follow suit.
Mai Ba thought, it's better to be able to do than to be able to say, chattering things, ladies first, so, the protagonist abdicated to a supporting role, and the main task is to be vigilant. Now, this pair of little lovers, flying with wings, fighting together, also wearing the full-body armor that Wang Mumu rewarded them, Geng Haoshan referred to the configuration of the women's army, and added an electric whip today; Mai Ba refers to the configuration of the Grenaders, and today he also added a stun gun. As soon as the two mecha warriors got in the way, the 60 pirates were not thinking about how to fight each other, but estimating how much the two in front of them, on their heads, bodies, and feet, were worth at close range.
The hundreds of people behind Mai Ba saw that their captain was in danger alone, and they were about to wrap up with a bang. Mai Ba made a few secret signals with his hands behind his back, and these hundreds of people did not move at all, and they were on guard.
Xiao Meini's two daggers and guns are also ready at all times.
In the face of 60 vicious Islamic pirates, Mai Ba and Geng Haoshan were not nervous at all, but a little excited, a little crazy, Geng Haoshan's infinite cycle was about to run: "Hey! Feed! Guys, what are you doing? ”
The arrogant lame bear patted his chest and shouted loudly, "What are you yelling about? Don't see your badge? Legit Business Representative! Go, go, go! Good dogs don't get in the way! ”
Geng Haoshan thought, okay, you dare to scold me and Xiaoba for being roadblockers, then I must ask you to become a Laipi dog, a mourning dog, a dead dog, and a stinky dog: "Hey! Business Representative? Do you want to buy or sell? What can I see about the purchase list? ”
The lame bear was speechless for a while, and the iron fox intervened: "Oh, we want to go proofing first, and then make a plan after shopping around." ”
Geng Haoshan: "Then what are you doing with knives and guns?" ”
Iron Fox: "The situation is unstable, just in case." ”
Rose Shark: "Defend yourself and save your life, talk about self-comfort." ”
Lame Bear: "The knife is my knife, the gun is my gun, I take it with me, can you handle it?" ”
Geng Haoshan: "Hehe, I've heard it for a long time, the three bosses: lame bear!" Iron Fox! Rose shark! ”
The lame bear, the iron fox, and the rose shark were stunned for a moment, thinking, huh? How does this little girl know my nickname? In fact, this bit of information Geng Haoshan had just been wholesaled from Xiao Meini, and Xiao Meini had just been dumped from her pirate uncle. Now, Geng Haoshan saw that the 57 people behind him were obviously a little in awe of these three people, and these three people, one lame, one female thief, and one spirit monster left, one by one, had the above-mentioned fire reconnaissance.
Iron Fox: "We went ashore with our cards, doing business legally, and it has nothing to do with names, so please don't waste the precious time of a busy businessman." ”
Rose Shark: "There is a way to have friends from afar, and I am very happy. Harmony produces wealth, kindness produces wealth. ”
Lame Bear: "Hey! A turtle grandson! A little slut! Still out of the way? If you don't move, I'll make you both unable to move for the rest of your life! ”
The lame bear said, relying on the 1.8-meter-tall, 100-kilogram Big Mac, coming sideways, two small points, see what you can do!?
The rose shark said "Harmony produces wealth, kindness produces wealth!" "And so it goes; And the iron fox sneered and chattered, "Time is precious, time is precious!" "Coming from behind.
Geng Haoshan took a look, okay, the other party is coming, then I will come high. What does it mean to be high? Please see, there are three big and five thick, and there is also a 1.7-meter Mai Ba's body squatting down slightly, and Geng Haoshan swished on Mai Ba's shoulders with a pommel horse movement, and his legs were parted, and he was firmly on Mai Ba's neck. This combination is a trick that the little couple has been playing with when they have nothing to do, and now they are playing for use, and the people are turning on the military. Hu Dong's undefeated move in the east of Constantinople has long been deeply imprinted in the minds of every big and small cat on the scene, and the little golden cats are even more exemplary, and they all want to become the second queen, today, these Islamic pirates from afar, thank you, I am going to step on your shoulders to take the throne!
Geng Haoshan rounded the electric whip, and said hello in his mouth: "Geng Haoshan, the knight sergeant of the Saibu Ruth Kingdom, now orders you all to lie down and be inspected, and those who disobey the order will be punished for the crime of obstructing official business!" ”
Of course, the three pirate heads will not stop, and of course they will continue to be arrogant, raising their Damascus scimitars one by one, and they are about to chop them down.
Geng Haoshan is happy! Why? Back then, when Hu Dong dealt with the hexagonal fighters in Constantinople, he bent down and swept their ankles, because there was protection in other places, the contact resistance was large, and the attack effect was poor, so it could only be like that. And now, it is early spring, these people who run the sea, wear a lot, and there are almost no exposed parts, and now when a knife is raised, the knife is held in the hand, although the handle of some knives is wood, and some knives will have some silk threads wrapped around the metal handles, forming a certain resistance. However, these Damascus scimitars have different handguards than Chinese knives. The gauntlet of the Chinese sword is a horizontal bar perpendicular to the center line, and the style and size are a little different. And now the handguards of the deluxe version of the Damascus scimitar in the hands of these pirates have a metal conjoined bend, which fully protects the four fingers, which is a good design, but for the electric whip, this fully protected handguard ensures the electrical penetration of the metal of the knife body and the human hand, and the three pirates will have to suffer.
The three pirates' Damascus scimitars had been raised high to the top, and Geng Haoshan's electric whip was also handy. The three pirates thought, what can a whip be done in the face? It hurts for a while at most, we have seen it during your Huxi drill, it looks good, it scares the people, it's okay, it's huge, and it hurts to twitch. But for those of us who are not afraid of hardship and death, old pirates who have gone through wind and rain and seen the world, this is a soft blow, no hard injury, if this can't be carried, can you still be a pirate? They don't know that there is invisible electricity in this whip! They can't even imagine what this electricity is.
The Damascus scimitar that has been raised to the highest point is about to be chopped, how can Geng Haoshan miss such a good opportunity, the electric whip instantly passed through three knives, it was too low difficulty, I saw that the electric whip and the three knives came into contact, and immediately crackled and burst out three strings of sparks, and the successor 57 people were still studying where this spark came from? The three pirates couldn't help themselves, first jumped violently, then fell heavily to the ground, and then couldn't help but twitch on the ground.
Geng Haoshan's electric whip is still blowing, as long as the three pirates have taken a breath, and they haven't taken off the Damascus scimitar and are in the range of the electric whip, then, click in time, click, as a result, in the soaring click rate, these three pirates are constantly twitching on the ground! Rolling! Jump! Shiver! Disgusting! Vomit! Tired! Spasm! Fracture! Lost teeth! Head breaking! Blood stream!
The 57 pirates who were originally behind the three pirates couldn't figure out the situation, but the inertia of advancing and retreating together that they had cultivated over the years made them unhesitating and indomitable. But as soon as the group started, there was a burst of "Katyusha" behind Mai Ba, which was a burst of crossbow arrows shot by sniper bows after their heads were wrapped in flammable materials and ignited, and they were in place, and the crossbow arrows went to the target, piercing the crotch of 57 people one by one. These 57 people were clumsy, and after seeing a burst of fire, their crotch was already on fire, and many people had directly injured their little brothers.
Geng Haoshan knew that most of the lives of these three pirates were gone, and the reason why he still kept holding the electric whip before was because he was afraid that the 57 people behind him would rush up, and the soldiers behind him would not be able to keep up. Now, looking at the original wide crotch pants that suffered after rubbing out a fire brought by "Katyusha" in the seawater, and throwing off the scorched part, the 57 old men wearing extra-large open crotch pants are not knowing why, I don't know if they should be dangling their third leg and turning around to continue attacking the enemy? Or do you change your pants and come back?
Geng Haoshan saw that the 57 people were far away, and the potential threat was lifted, so now we can have a good fight with the three representatives in front of us.
Little Minnie came on horseback, and by the way, she also brought two horses to the two men and women who were addicted to arhats in love. Okay, come down, what the hell are you two showing off your whip skills? Or is it showing affection?
Now the three deputies on horseback and the three deputies who fell to the ground began a police-thief conversation.
Geng Haoshan: "Hey! Three! Can you talk normally? Well? Not responding? Why don't I click again? ”
The iron fox was afraid of this ghostly whip, and immediately reacted: "Well, three children and adults, to be honest, no matter who we are in other places, no matter what we have done in the past, we have come to your island, we really haven't done a single bad thing, we really want to do business." As for carrying weapons, they were purely defensive and prepared, and there was no deliberate attempt to injure anyone. So, three children, we are really good citizens! ”
The Rose Shark further emphasized the point: "Three children! What we did just now probably didn't conform to the rules of your island, but now that we have learned a lesson and understood that you are not easy to mess with, can we retreat? ”
Geng Haoshan thought, if you can't win, you want to slip away? Isn't it just a waste for me to stir up the people today? Compared with Xiao Minnie who ambushed two or three hundred Catholic pirates, it's too shameless, only paying, no gain, what are you doing? Geng Haoshan's heart was not happy, and his tone hardened: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend people, if people offend me, I will offend people!" ”
Seeing that Geng Haoshan was still whipping, the iron fox hurriedly said good things: "Three children and adults, we are really not bad people, we are great good citizens, we have not done anything bad on the island, we can also assist your police to do a good job of law and order, now, I report, I know that a group of two or three hundred Catholic pirates have sneaked into the interior of your island, intending to rob, the captain called-"
"Captain Cheval!?" Geng Haoshan didn't wait for the iron fox to speak, and immediately picked it up. I thought, as the saying goes, thieves are thieves. This iron fox is really not very good, although you have different religious beliefs, but you are both colleagues in the Mediterranean, you have no professional ethics at all, what a pig-like teammate! These people must smash their luck psychology, self-righteous psychology, and self-pretentious wisdom, so they spoke: "Captain Cheval originally wanted to rob us, but in the journey of robbery, they witnessed our island, the birds and flowers, the people and horses, the prosperity of all industries, the red flag fluttering, the wheat waves in the fields, and the ideals on the sea, now all of them have obtained blue badges, and they have changed their faces and become new people. How? Not convinced? Wide-eyed? So, I'm going to call Captain Cheval? Do you communicate? ”
Geng Haoshan looked at the three pirates with a puzzled expression, so she discussed it with Xiao Meini, and asked someone to bring Captain Cheval to him.
Little Minnie smiled and whispered to Captain Cheval, "Uncle Pirate, I have won you a chance to make meritorious contributions to persuade these brainless Muslims to submit to us, and if you succeed, I will exempt you from "0.3"!