Having eaten and drunk, the two drunks helped each other to their feet.

Xiao Fan squinted with a pair of drunken eyes, and patted the dejected impostor Zhu Yunwen: "If you are not afraid of losing your head, you will continue to pretend to be His Royal Highness, eat and drink, I will leave." ”

The impostor Zhu Yunwen felt his hands around his waist in his arms to find the money bag, while shouting at the guy to settle the bill.

Then he snorted straight in his mouth: "You wait, you wait for me, I will make you believe......"

After touching it for a long time, the fake Zhu Yunwen's face was a little embarrassed.

Of course, Xiao Fan's eyesight knew what was going on at a glance, glanced around, and then said softly: "No money?" ”

The fake Zhu Yunwen nodded, and then shook his head: "I have money, but it's all on my guards, I don't have the habit of carrying silver......

"Smack!" Split Huashan.

Since he got to know this imposter, Xiao Fan felt that he had become very violent, and when he saw the imposter being slapped and endured the pain, he felt an indescribable pleasure from the bottom of his heart.

"What kind of restaurant do you have no money? What about the guards, they've all gotten mixed up to this point and pretending to be ......"

The imposter blinked his eyelids, and tears fell again, his expression was both sad and aggrieved, and there was a bit of pity in it.

"I didn't pretend, I'm really a ...... emperor"

"Shut up!" Xiao Fan snorted coldly, shook his drunken head vigorously, he seemed to recall the beautiful days of robbing the second pot head of a small grocery store in his previous life, and completely forgot that he was the shopkeeper of this restaurant, and put his mouth full of wine to the imposter's ear, and said: "I think you are okay, I will save you once today, listen, have you ever eaten the overlord meal?" ”

The imposter's eyes widened: "What is the overlord meal?" ”

Xiao Fan smiled evilly: "The overlord meal is - run!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fan couldn't help but say, grabbed the hand of the impostor, and before Lao Cai came over to settle the meal payment, the two turned into two black smokes, and disappeared in the lobby of the Drunken Immortal Building in the blink of an eye.

Lao Cai's eyes were straight, the hand that dialed the abacus was frozen in mid-air, the dog was also stunned, and the guys in the lobby seemed to be immobilized, everyone stood still, and looked at the shopkeeper Xiao with a blank expression holding the hand of the impostor, and disappeared in a few breaths.

After a long time, the dog jumped up as if he had been kicked by someone, and said in amazement: "Lao Cai, Lao Cai, which one is this play of the shopkeeper?" ”

Lao Cai frowned and pondered: "The shopkeeper's actions are unfathomable, like an antelope hanging horns, there is no trace, and now this move must have a deep meaning......

The dog scratched his head and said: "Could it be that he forgot that he was the shopkeeper of this restaurant after drinking high, and he didn't have any silver on him after eating, so he simply ate the overlord meal......"

"Smack!" The dog was slapped with Lao Cai on the back of the head.

"Don't talk nonsense! How could the shopkeeper be so confused? Old Cai Yizheng reprimanded sternly.

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Xiao Fan pulled the fake Zhu Yunwen and ran three streets in one go, this time it ran smoothly, and no old liar suddenly jumped out and grabbed his hand and said that he had a bad omen.

But the impostor Zhu Yunwen obviously couldn't stand such a strenuous exercise, and finally couldn't run, broke free of Xiao Fan's hand, bent over and held his knees with both hands, and gasped: "Stop!" Stop, stop! I can't run, I can't run......"

Xiao Fan also gasped, the two of them ran for a long time, and finally volatilized the alcohol in their bodies, and their minds were much clearer, seeing the fake Zhu Yunwen panting and rolling his eyes, Xiao Fan couldn't help but sigh deeply: "The body is the capital of the cheating, your weak body is too thin, what should I do if I lose my wind and be caught by the government one day?" You really should exercise more......"

The impostor Zhu Yunwen rolled his eyes, didn't bother to explain anymore, and gasped for a while before saying, "Hey, Brother Xiao, why are you pulling me to run this way without a head?" ”

"Why? Don't you have no money? Do you have a better way than to eat a bully meal? ”

"But...... Even if I don't have any money, won't you invite me once......"

Xiao Fan smiled: "I invite you?" Come on, I'm a poor man like you, what do I ask you for? ”

The fake Zhu Yunwen's eyes widened, and he was stunned: "Aren't you the shopkeeper of that drunken immortal building?" Why can't you please me? ”

Xiao Fan woke up like a dream, and the smile on his face froze: "That's right...... I forgot, I'm the shopkeeper, why do I have to run? ”

The fake Zhu Yunwen glanced at him sympathetically, and said leisurely: "I'm a little wordy at most when I drink high, it's not a big problem, you drink high and even pit your own business, I'm not as good as you ...... this."

Xiao Fan's face was embarrassed: "............"

Only now did he realize that he had no sense of belonging to Chen's enterprise Zuixianlou, and Chen Siliu should really review his character......

The two stood still, looking at each other, Xiao Fan's eyes were full of frustration and chagrin, but the smile in the eyes of the fake Zhu Yunwen deepened.

When there was no word, more than a dozen men dressed in strong clothes came from afar, all wearing waist knives, and everyone swarmed up, and the first bearded man shouted in his mouth: "Your ...... Childe, are you alright? ”

When the fake Zhu Yunwen saw everyone, his eyes couldn't help but light up, he pushed Xiao Fan, and said with a smile: "You always say that I am impersonating, and my guards are here, now you should believe that I didn't lie to you, right?" Ha ha. ”

Xiao Fan's eyes widened, watching everyone rush over, and then in groups of three or four, they quickly separated the fake imperial grandson from himself, and everyone pressed their right hands on the hilt of the knife on their waists, looking at them with a rather unkind look.

The impostor emperor laughed proudly, waved his hand to separate the guards in front of him, and said with a smile: "It's okay, don't be nervous, he has no malicious ......."

Only then did the guards let go of the encirclement and reluctantly let the two stand opposite each other, but everyone's eyes were still staring at Xiao Fan, their eyes full of vigilance.

The fake imperial grandson squeezed his eyes mischievously at Xiao Fan, and then said seriously: "Brother Xiao, I solemnly tell you again now, Lone's name is Zhu Yunwen, who is the grandson of Emperor Hongwu today, and he is named the emperor's grandson, it is definitely not a pretend, you don't kneel down quickly to salute!" ”

Xiao Fan stood stunned, as if he hadn't recovered from this huge change, looking at Zhu Yunwen's smug and mischievous eyes, he was speechless for a long time......

Long......

Xiao Fan suddenly laughed and said: "I originally thought you were a little liar who took a single line, but it turned out that you were still an organized fraud gang, I was really blind......"

As soon as the words fell, before the guards could react, Xiao Fan slapped Zhu Yunwen's forehead with an intimate and enthusiastic backhand.

"Smack!"

The voice is crisp and neat, and it is still the familiar force that splits Huashan.

The guards were shocked: "His Royal Highness Taisun-"

Then with a "bang", the swords were unsheathed, and the sword light blade pointed at Xiao Fan, and the air was suddenly filled with a fierce murderous aura, just waiting for Zhu Yunwen to give an order, Xiao Fan would be chopped into seventeen or eighteen sections immediately.

"Wait! Stop it! Zhu Yunwen spoke at the right time and stopped the guards.

At this time, his face was no longer proud, his expression was full of sadness and resentment, he stamped his feet with hatred and hatred at Xiao Fan, and said, "Why don't you still believe it?" Come, show him your belt cards......"

With a whoosh, more than a dozen golden waist cards appeared in front of Xiao Fan's eyes, and the "Daming brocade pro-military captain xxx" on the sign made Xiao Fan's eyes bloom.

Xiao Fan froze again, facing the ridicule of the guards, disdainful, and cold eyes, Xiao Fan immediately made a decision, suddenly looked up at the sky, and muttered to himself: "The wine just now...... It's so strong, my head is getting dizzy and dizzy......"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fan fell to the ground very nakedly, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

This time, Zhu Yunwen and the guards were dumbfounded.

A guard was stunned for a long time, looked down at the unconscious Xiao Fan, and his tone was full of admiration: "It's really ruthless......"

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan who had fainted, a little at a loss, looked down for a long time, and finally stomped his feet, and said hatefully: "That's it, let's go!" I'll come back next time and see how faint you are! ”

So a group of people surrounded Zhu Yunwen and walked out of the city with a stupid face.

After everyone left, Xiao Fan opened his eyes, got up, and cautiously glanced at the direction of the city gate, remembering that he had slapped Zhu Yunwen on the door of his head countless times just now, and he couldn't help but feel a spirit, and then touched the back, and found that his clothes had been soaked in cold sweat.

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On the way back to Beijing, a guard looked at the top of Zhu Yunwen's red head and said curiously: "Your Highness, why is your forehead red?" ”

Zhu Yunwen snorted, and said with a smile: "My head was slapped eight times by the person just now, and it was split ten times, how can it not be red?" Hiss - this guy has a really heavy hand......"

The guards were shocked when they heard this, and then they were furious: "What a big dog, dare to be so rude to His Highness, mark a request for life, and kill the thief!" ”

Zhu Yunwen glared back at them and said, "What are you yelling about!" Do I want you to kill him? ”

"Your Royal Highness, if you commit the crime of driving the grandson, your crime should be punished by the nine clans, for the royal majesty, for the Ming law, this person must not be killed!"

Zhu Yunwen waved his hand and smiled: "Yuan Zhong, don't buckle such a big hat, he doesn't know my identity, or he doesn't believe in my identity, those who don't know are not guilty, besides, since I was a child, no one has ever dared to treat me like this, it's very interesting......"

Saying that, Zhu Yunwen glanced back at the Jiangpu City Gate that was gradually moving away, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that there was such an interesting person in the little Jiangpu, well, when I have time, I want to come and see ...... again."

Turning his head and slowly scanning the guards, a majestic look appeared on Zhu Yunwen's face: "Today's matter, no one is allowed to mention it to the emperor's grandfather after going back, and the offender will be beheaded!" ”

“…… Be! ”

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