Zhu Yunwen!

Hearing this name, Xiao Fan's first reaction was to subconsciously pull his legs and run.

The son-in-law of a merchant family sprayed Zhu Yuanzhang's own grandson, His Royal Highness the current imperial grandson, the second emperor of the Ming Dynasty, with a face full of tea......

How can this crime be enough to be a driving crime, right? To say the least, it is a crime of disrespect, no matter which one you have, it is enough to cut off your head ten times.

Leave everything behind and go to the ends of the earth as an outlaw wanted by the imperial court.

This thought flashed through Xiao Fan's mind.

He even took into account the problem of entanglement after fleeing, but it really didn't work, so he simply robbed His Royal Highness the imperial grandson, anyway, he had already offended him, and he didn't care about offending him again.

But fortunately, Xiao Fan had a fairly calm mind, and after the initial panic, he immediately calmed down.

Is he really Zhu Yunwen? How could he be in my Drunken Immortal Building? As the grandson of the emperor and the heir to the throne of the Ming Dynasty, how can he be hugged by the front and back when he travels, right? But the retinue of His Royal Highness the grandson in front of him didn't bring it, wearing a very ordinary gown, wearing linen shoes on his feet, and carrying a cloth bag made of homespun on his shoulder.

Xiao Fan summed it up, in the final analysis, this guy is an impostor, and he is a bold impostor, even the current emperor's grandson dares to pretend, that's it, and he is so unprofessional, he is a fool in the world?

As for his purpose of pretending to be the emperor's grandson......

What else can be the purpose of cheating? Bai Juyi's poems all wrote, "The hand holds the paperwork in his mouth, and the car returns to lead the ox to the north." "Deceiving, of course, is for the money.

Thinking of this, Xiao Fan's frightened expression gradually retracted, and even a sneer appeared on his face.

Lie to me? Find the wrong person! My nerves have long been fooled by the old liar who is too weak to be extremely tenacious, how can the vigilance of the revolution be maintained? Doubt everything, deny everything!

Of course, the fake Zhu Yunwen didn't know that in this short period of time, Xiao Fan's heart had gone through a complicated and bumpy mental journey.

The fake Zhu Yunwen was half-lying on the counter, blinking and chuckling: "Do you know my identity?" Why don't you get down on your knees? ”

Xiao Fan really wanted to spit on his face again.

"Are you really Zhu Yunwen?"

"Of course."

"If you are Zhu Yunwen, then I am ......" Xiao Fan suddenly stopped halfway through speaking, he originally planned to say that he was Zhu Yuanzhang, but then braked the car very rationally,—— this is too taboo, he can not die, I can't do it.

So Xiao Fan glanced around, and after finding that no one was paying attention to them, he put on a bitter face and earnestly persuaded: "This brother is extraordinary, why do you want to pretend to be such a difficult person?" If you are found out by the government, you will not say that your own life is not guaranteed, and you will be punished by the nine clans at the lightest, and the ten clans at the worst, do you have such a big enmity with your family, relatives and friends? Do you have to kill them? ”

The impostor Zhu Yunwen's eyes straightened, and he pointed to his nose in disbelief: "Do you suspect that I am impersonating?" ”

Xiao Fan's eyes widened: "Do you think you are real?" ”

The fake Zhu Yunwen was anxious and angry, and stomped his feet on the spot: "I am really Zhu Yunwen!" ”

Xiao Fan gradually lost his surname, waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, you just believe it, there is nothing else to do, you go elsewhere, our store does not entertain officials above the seventh grade......"

"I'm not an official, I'm the grandson of the current emperor!"

"There is also a rule in our store, the emperor and the grandson are not allowed to enter......"

"You...... Do you dare to scold me? Licentious! What a bold man! ”

"Whisper! Are you really not afraid of recruiting people from the government? Don't want to live anymore? Xiao Fan snorted coldly.

The fake Zhu Yunwen trembled with anger, and opened his mouth for a long time, but he didn't know how to prove that he was not impersonating.

After being angry for a long time, the fake Zhu Yunwen stomped his foot with hatred and hatred, and slapped it on the counter.

"I ...... I want to eat! ”

Xiao Fan smiled with satisfaction: "The child can be taught, the store has always pursued the service concept that the customer is the Jade Emperor, warm and enthusiastic, and being at home is our service tenet, if you say a word earlier, I won't treat you like this......"

The fake Zhu Yunwen gritted his teeth, and he had the urge to cry: "............"

Raising his hand and pointing to a corner of the lobby, Xiao Fan said slowly, "Do you see that empty table?" Sit there, and I'll have someone serve you." ”

“…… I don't like this noisy place, is there a quiet Accord upstairs? ”

"Smack!"

Xiao Fan slapped the top of the fake Zhu Yunwen's head lightly and heavily, and the inspiration for this move came from the power of hugging the qin to split Huashan.

The impostor Zhu Yunwen was stunned in disbelief for a long time, and then began to rampage: "You...... If you dare to hit me, someone will ......"

"Shut up! You are an unlucky child, dressed in such a poor and sour manner, your family is definitely not rich, and your parents don't work hard to earn money? Running outside is bold, not to mention the abduction and deception, eating a meal and putting on a score, using the hard-earned money of your parents to practice blindly, and returning to Accord, eating in the prison cell is more quiet, do you want to go? ”

The mist gradually rose in the eyes of the fake Zhu Yunwen, tears swirled in his eyes, and his expression looked very aggrieved.

Xiao Fan touched the back of his head kindly, and said softly: "You are about the same age as me, why are you so ignorant?" Pretending to be the emperor's grandson is a big crime of the Nine Clans, how many people have you deceived with this identity? Lie to people, lie to people, after deceiving, you should also be low-key, save some is ......"

Pointing to the empty table in the corner of the lobby, Xiao Fan touched the head of the fake Zhu Yunwen and said: "Sit there obediently to eat and drink, stop shouting that you are the emperor's grandson, you don't want to die, my guys and guests in this store don't want to die with you......"

The fake Zhu Yunwen blinked his eyes twice, the crystal tears finally flowed, he didn't say a word when he heard the words, turned around and walked towards the empty table, what happened today was something he had never experienced in his life, he felt aggrieved at the same time, but he also felt a little novel, which is also the reason why he didn't turn around and leave.

Xiao Fan smiled with satisfaction: "That's right, an honest child is a good child......"

The fake Zhu Yunwen couldn't help but look back and emphasize again: "I am really Zhu Yunwen......"

"Smack!" It's another blow to split Huashan.

"Shut up! You still say! Unlucky boy, if you talk nonsense, I'll really call the government to arrest you. Xiao Fan's voice was full of expression.

The fake Zhu Yunwen wiped the tears of grievance, muttered and sat in the position designated by Xiao Fan.

At this time, it was past the meal, and there were not many guests in the lobby, Xiao Fan thought about it, and still carried a pot of bamboo leaves and walked to the table of the fake Zhu Yunwen.

He decided to persuade this young man, for some reason, he had a good impression of this young man, and he couldn't bear to see him pretend to be the emperor's grandson and end up in a different place, Xiao Fan decided to persuade him to go astray.

"Do you drink?"

The fake Zhu Yunwen snorted and said angrily: "Of course it will!" ”

"I'll invite you to drink, but you'll still have to pay for the food." Xiao Fan strode and sat down at the table.

So the two began to sit and drink against each other.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Xiao Fan put on a bitter look and said, "Why do you have to do this headless thing when you say you are doing it?" You dare to pretend to be the current imperial grandson, even if you want to cheat around with some money, you should also pretend to be a court official with a smaller identity......"

The fake Zhu Yunwen was angry, slammed the table hard, and said frantically: "I'm really Zhu Yunwen!" ”

"Smack!" Xiao Fan slashed Huashan again, and Zhu Yunwen, who played the fake card, completely lost his temper, and his tears kept falling like beads with broken threads.

"Unlucky child, it's good to say that you still don't listen to persuasion, you want to lose your head so much, I don't bother to care about you, leave me quickly after dinner, don't trouble my restaurant......"

The impostor Zhu Yunwen wiped his tears and sighed heavily, lowered his head and drank one sip after another.

Xiao Fan saw that he was silent, and he had nothing to say to him, the two had just met, and it was one thing to have a good impression, if others took their kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, Xiao Fan didn't want to talk to him anymore, after all, Xiao Fan was still far from the realm of living Lei Feng.

The atmosphere between the two fell into a slump for a while.

Xiao Fan also drank the stuffy wine one after another, but his mind was distracted.

Shopkeeper Xiao also has the troubles of Shopkeeper Xiao.

It was not a short time to cross, and he felt that he had now fully integrated into this strange ancient world.

Now that he has integrated, he should make a plan for his future, in his heart, he is not very satisfied with the two identities of the Chen family's aunt and the shopkeeper of the Drunken Immortal Building, and he feels that his achievements do not stop there.

What to do?

Of course, being an official, is there anything better in this world than being an official? The purpose of a person's life is to reflect his own value, Comrade Xiao Fan's value, of course, is to be a famous official in history, so it is not in vain.

The question now is, how can you become an official?

According to the normal imperial examination procedure, ten years of hard study, competing with thousands of students to squeeze the single-plank bridge? Xiao Fan immediately rejected this unrealistic idea, to be honest, he didn't know all the ancient traditional characters, how could he be admitted with this kind of strength?

But what other way is there than the imperial examination? Now that Zhu Yuanzhang is in power, the appointment and assessment of officials is very harsh, and there is no need to think about the means of going through the back door to pull relationships and spending money to buy officials, and more importantly, Zhu Yuanzhang has set up a rule that is not very humane, maybe Comrade Zhu Zhu was oppressed by too many large sums of money before the rebellion, or maybe he bought too many fake and shoddy goods when he was young, Lao Zhu's resentment against businessmen is very heavy all his life, and it can be said that among the emperors of all dynasties, one of the most discriminatory against businessmen, he stipulated: All businessmen are not allowed to wear silk, The children of businessmen were not allowed to enter official schools, let alone take the imperial examination.

In other words, Xiao Fan, who is the son-in-law of a merchant, let alone being an official, is not even qualified to take the exam.

This cruel fact made Xiao Fan a little frustrated. He really wanted to contribute to the court of the Ming Dynasty and give full play to the light and heat......

Could it be that in this life, he is really just a life of being a shopkeeper and a son-in-law of someone else's house?

Xiao Fan sighed heavily, and took one sip of the wine.

The two stuffy gourds sat in the lobby of the Drunken Immortal Building like this, drinking silently, Xiao Fan was full of worries, and the fake Zhu Yunwen was full of grievances.

Xiao Fan's alcohol consumption is not good, it can be said that it is very bad, in his previous life, he could drink two small bottles and two pots to death, and he really can't expect him to suddenly become as large as a cow after crossing over.

As a result, it was obvious that Xiao Fan was drunk.

Two pots of bamboo leaves were green, Xiao Fan's face was flushed, his eyes were straight, and his mind was a little unclear.

The fake Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan curiously, after all, he was a young man's surname, he was originally very angry and aggrieved, but after a while, he forgot the unpleasantness just now, he seemed to be very interested in everything around him, as if he had never seen anything, and he was curious about everything.

Turning his head and glancing at the layout in the lobby, the impostor Zhu Yunwen pushed Xiao Fan's arm and said, "Hey, what are you doing with a platform next to this east wall?" ”

Xiao Fan raised his heavy head, glanced at the east platform with drunken eyes, and said casually: "That's for performances." ”

"What is a show?"

"It's to invite the storyteller to come to the story, to invite the Qingqi people in the Qinglou to play the pipa and sing small songs, or to invite the opera troupe to invite the juggling team...... In short, it is to attract the attention of the guests, so that their eyes and ears are not idle when eating, and to attract repeat customers to the greatest extent......"

The fake Zhu Yunwen's eyes lit up, and he sighed: "So that's the case, I have also entered many restaurants in Jingshi, and the first time I found that there is such a wonderful use for setting up a platform in a restaurant, is this method you came up with?" ”

Although he was drunk, but some people praised himself, Xiao Fan still heard it very clearly, and couldn't help but smile proudly when he heard it, no matter how old a man is, in fact, he is like a child, he always wants to be recognized and praised by others at all times, Xiao Fan is of course no exception.

Xiao Fan felt that this young man was really pleasing to the eye at this moment, and the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it became.

"It's just a small skill of carving insects, it's nothing, hehe......" Xiao Fan was still quite reserved and modest, and then drunkenly burped.

Wine is a good thing to relieve sorrow and make people forget unpleasant experiences quickly. If a man is not too careful, he can quickly establish a good relationship by drinking, Xiao Fan and the impostor Zhu Yunwen are not careful people, and the unhappiness just now completely dissipated with a few crisp clinking glasses.

The two opened the conversation box in this way, from people's livelihood to customs, from anecdotes to anecdotes, all the world, all the seas, all the seas, everything was discussed, about two pillars of incense after an hour, the relationship between the two was so good that they only did not cut the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper to worship as brothers with different surnames.

The fake Zhu Yunwen also drank a little high, and the wine was obviously not very good, and he talked a lot when he drank high, Xiao Fan has always despised this kind of person.

The fake Zhu Yunwen raised his head and toasted a few glasses, then hugged Xiao Fan's arm, hiccuped and cried with a wide tongue: "Brother Xiao, I'll tell you the truth, you must believe me...... I, I am really the emperor's grandson Zhu Yunwen! ”

"Smack!" A ruthless blow to split Huashan.

"Uh......h Why do you keep beating me? ”

"Don't explain, you know ......"

"Woo...... I was wronged! ”

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