Making friends is Xiao Fan's hobby, which is a very healthy and sunny hobby.

It's a pity that the monk Daoyan has different hobbies from him, it is estimated that Daoyan is a person who doesn't like to make friends very much, and they all say that the temper of the glass is weird, Xiao Fan thinks more and more that he has a leg with Zhu Di, and his lonely surname who doesn't like to make friends has betrayed him deeply.

This also leads to a very nerve-wracking question, - if Dao Yan really has a leg with Zhu Di, what should the thrush be called?

Ma'am?

What about Xiao Fan himself? - Mother-in-law?

The more Xiao Fan thought about it, the more out of tune he became, and he was so frightened by his weird thoughts that he shivered, and his forehead suddenly sweated.

Dao Yan walked in front, suddenly turned his head and stared at him, and said strangely: "Lord Xiao, what's wrong with you?" Why is your face so pale? ”

Xiao Fan hurriedly smiled and said, "It's nothing, thank you for your concern,...... Mother-in-law. ”

Daoyan: "............"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, thank you for your concern...... Master"

Passing through the front hall of the palace, and then passing through a tortuous corridor, a thousand purples and thousands of reds, the sea of flowers appearing in front of you, the left side is the flower hall of the palace, the flower hall is surrounded in the sea of flowers, the roof is paved with green grass, the peony planted in the mud pot is divided into two rows, extending a path leading to the main entrance of the flower hall, which is chic and elegant.

Dao Yan led Xiao Fan to the door of the flower hall and stopped, turned around and said very seriously: "Lord Xiao, the prince did not mean to neglect Qincha, but he was delirious and could not meet the guests. ”

This lie is said as if it were true, if someone else was the messenger, under Dao Yan's sincere and sincere expression, maybe others would really believe it.

It's a pity that Xiao Fan is a person who has lived two lives, and he knows better than anyone what Zhu Di has in mind.

Xiao Fan didn't say anything, nodded with a smile: "The master bothered, the official must not be counted, in fact, the master may know that I also had a period of madness in Jiangpu County before I became an official, and then gradually improved, I haven't committed it for a long time, just rush to this point, I must have a common language with the prince......"

Dao Yan suddenly changed color, his lips twitched a few times, and finally he couldn't help but say nothing.

At that moment, Dao Yan stayed at the door of the flower hall and asked Xiao Fan to go in alone to see Zhu Di.

As soon as Xiao Fan took a step, as if he was thinking about something, he turned around and grabbed Dao Yan's sleeve, and said nervously: "Master, the prince shouldn't beat people when he commits this crazy disease, right?" ”

Dao Yan wiped his sweat: "...... No. The prince just talks nonsense, even if he is crazy, he will never say anything that alludes to the rebellion of the court, let alone rudely beat people. ”

Xiao Fan nodded and smiled: "Then I'll rest assured......"

Just as he was about to step into the flower hall, Dao Yan grabbed Xiao Fan's sleeve again, looked at him with a hesitant expression, was silent for a long time, and Dao Yan said worriedly: "Lord Xiao, you ...... It won't suddenly recur and beat the prince, right? ”

"Master, you have to believe in my character!"

When the word "character" was mentioned, Dao Yan was silent, but his expression became more and more worried.

Entering the flower hall, Xiao Fan raised his eyes and looked around, seeing that the hall was full of flowers, a strong fragrance came to his nose, there was a bed on the left side of the hall, Zhu Di was wearing a white shirt, his hair was messy, his eyes were blank, and he was tied with a white scarf on his forehead, sitting there like a piece of wood, staring at Xiao Fan with his eyes, and a few drops of saliva from time to time, Then he smirked a few times, and he looked like a terminally ill madman.

When Xiao Fan saw Zhu Di's appearance, he couldn't help but feel a tingling on his scalp, and goosebumps broke out all over his body.

What is acting? What kind of powerhouse?

The biggest difference between them and the idols is that in order to play a good show, they do not hesitate to destroy their image in the most complete way, in order to achieve the most realistic effect, to confuse the real with the fake, and devote themselves wholeheartedly.

Zhu Di, a well-deserved acting school! definitely has the strength to win the actor.

Xiao Fan secretly sighed in his heart, in order to be the emperor, how much price do you have to pay silently, the organs are exhausted, pretending to be crazy and stupid, everything is just for the dragon chair in the Jinluan Palace, the emperor is dominant, in addition to the Jin Ge Iron Horse, the killing of swords and swords, there are countless roles to play, for the sake of the great cause, what role does the situation require him to play, he must not hesitate to play, even if he pretends to be crazy, King Goujian of Yue did not hesitate to taste the feces of King Wu in order to return to China, Han General Han Xin had great ambitions, but he was willing to suffer the humiliation of his crotch...... Now it is said that Zhu Di pretended to be crazy to dispel the suspicion of the court in order to realize his ambitions, and his actions were really well-intentioned.

Xiao Fan looked at Zhu Di's crazy and stupid state, and couldn't help but feel a kind of sympathy and pity in his heart, he suddenly felt that they were as high as princes and vassal kings, they actually lived very pitifully, for the sake of power and status, they did everything, and there were often many people who couldn't help themselves, were they controlling the situation, or was the situation indulging them? This kind of saying, compared with the simple life of ordinary people with a spoonful of food and a scoop of drink, how happy is it?

After settling down, Xiao Fan shook off these unrealistic thoughts in his mind.

His contest with Zhu Di has just begun.

"This official is ordered by the Son of Heaven to inspect the northern border, reward the vassal king and the soldiers of the border army, His Royal Highness the King of Yan, please kneel and receive the holy decree." Xiao Fan took out a roll of yellow silk from his arms and said with a solemn expression.

Zhu Di didn't blink his eyes, he still looked sluggish and numb, and sat motionless on the bed without responding.

"His Royal Highness King Yan, please kneel down to receive the holy decree!"

Zhu Di: "............"

"His Royal Highness King Yan? Are you crazy? Xiao Fan stared at him with wide eyes.

Zhu Di's eyes were dull, like a dead fish: "............"

Xiao Fan's eyes rolled, then he stuffed the yellow silk back into his arms, then stepped forward and grabbed the front of Zhu Di's underwear, shook it vigorously, and hoarsely said: "His Royal Highness King Yan, wake up quickly, take the order-"

Zhu Di's head swayed from side to side like a boat in an angry sea, his forehead was sweating slightly, but he still maintained a dull expression and didn't say a word.

After shaking for a long time, Xiao Fan finally got tired and gave him a thumbs up: "You are ruthless enough!" ”

Xiao Fan tried for a long time, but Zhu Di still remained the same, no matter how rude or even insulting Xiao Fan was, he didn't have any reaction.

Xiao Fan stomped his feet angrily: "Okay! You're crazy, I'm crazy with you! ”

After saying that, Xiao Fan moved a chair and sat in front of Zhu Di, and the two looked at each other, silent like two fools.

There was a deathly silence in the flower hall...... An hour passed, and the two of them still did not move, staring at each other with wide eyes.

Two hours passed, and the sweat on Zhu Di's bearded face became more and more, and his eyes became painful, no matter who kept the same posture for two hours, he would not be able to stand it...... Xiao Fan was also sweating profusely, but his expression remained unchanged, and there was even a bit of interesting smile in his eyes.

After another half an hour, Zhu Di, who was soaked with sweat, finally couldn't help it, his mouth opened slightly, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Excuse me...... Are you also wood? ”

Xiao Fan said seriously: "Yes, you are also wood?" ”

“…… Right. ”

"What kind of wood are you?"

"I'm Huaimu, what about you?"

"I'm ash."

"Ah...... Fortunately, I will be honored. ”

"Look up for a long time, look up for a long time."

There was silence again...... After a while, Xiao Fan asked, "How long have you been planting here?" ”

Zhu Di groaned for a moment and sighed: "It's been decades...... What about you? ”

Xiao Fan's eyes immediately became full of respect, and he said in a respectful tone: "It turned out to be a senior, who was just planted here, and I have just arrived, so I ask my seniors to take care of ......."

"It's easy to say...... it's easy to say," Zhu Di laughed dryly.

The two have a very tacit understanding and set up a stage with each other to act in a play that even a madman can't understand.

After a long time, Zhu Di couldn't stand the sedentary posture for a long time, and suddenly his tone became a little stiff, and said, "Ash ash, ......"

"What did the seniors command?"

Zhu Di pointed to his feet and said, "This place is mine, can you move it outside?" ”

"I can't."

Zhu Di was stunned and said, "Why? ”

Xiao Fan glared at him and said, "Are you crazy? When have you ever seen a tree run around on its own? ”

“…… Then it's okay for me to move my own planting, right? Zhu Di's tone was a little pleading.

Xiao Fan stared at him with wide eyes: "You are really crazy...... Aren't you a tree yourself? ”

Zhu Di suddenly broke out, stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you're still unreasonable?" I'm just a locust tree that can run around on my own, can't I? Can't you? ”

After saying that, Zhu Di's eyes flashed fiercely, and he punched Xiao Fan in the face.

Xiao Fan was taken aback, he didn't expect Zhu Di to turn his face when he said it, this guy seems to have been thinking about himself for a long time, and now he finally found a chance, if he is beaten today, even if he is sued in the Jingshi Imperial Court, no one will say that there is anything wrong with Zhu Di, - who will care about this with a madman?

Can't let him beat him in vain!

Xiao Fan was so frightened that he leaned back, and his body magically made an iron plate bridge movement, avoiding Zhu Di's fist, and then jumped back, running around the flower hall, and shouted in panic: "The madman is beating people-"

"What a madman! I'm a locust tree! Zhu Di chased after him and said angrily.

"At this time, you are still pretending to be ......," Xiao Fan said angrily.

…………………… The movement in the flower hall became louder, and I could only hear the shouting inside, and then the cracking of the flower pot and teacup, and Xiao Fan's cry for help, which was noisy for a while, and the chickens and dogs jumped.

Zhu Di seems to have poured all his hatred for Xiao Fan into a pair of iron fists, he is a madman at the moment, even if he beats the Qincha court, he will not blame him, but it proves more and more the fact that he is a madman, beating people is not illegal, and it can eliminate the suspicion of the court, why not?

So Zhu Di beat Xiao Fan happily and happily, and chased Xiao Fan around the flower hall without any scruples.

Xiao Fan was punched several times by Zhu Di in the back, grinning in pain, and shouting loudly for a long time, the guards of Yanwang's Mansion outside the flower hall seemed to be deaf, and no one came in to save him.

Fortunately, Xiao Fan has been practicing Qi with Taixu for two years, although he can't beat Zhu Di, but in terms of strength and endurance, he is much stronger than Zhu Di.

The two of them didn't know how many things in the flower hall were broken one after the other, and after escaping for half an hour, Zhu Di ran out of strength, his pace gradually slowed down, and a pair of fists seemed to be filled with lead, and some of them couldn't lift up.

Xiao Fan looked back at Zhu Di's panting like a cow, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, so he turned around and picked up a flower pot and smashed it at Zhu Di, and scolded angrily: "Can't run, right?" Don't have the strength, right? You son of a bitch! Pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity to beat the imperial court, pretending to be crazy is so fun, is it okay for Lao Tzu to be crazy? ”

After speaking, Xiao Fan jumped on and punched Zhu Di in the face.

Zhu Di was punched, took a few steps back in horror, and then turned around, full of ...... in the flower hall Run away.

Xiao Fan chased after him relentlessly, and the offensive and defensive momentum of the two was completely reversed.

After running a few laps, Zhu Di was physically exhausted, he didn't know what he stepped on, and he suddenly tripped over, Xiao Fan didn't say anything polite to him, he rushed in an arrow step, and rode on him with both legs, clenching his fists, looking like Wu Song beating a tiger, punching Zhu Di one punch after another.

Zhu Di gritted his teeth and took a few punches silently, and then Xiao Fan's strength became heavier and heavier, and Zhu Di finally couldn't help but exclaim: "Come on!" The madman has beaten someone—"

…………………… Zhu Di's cry of pain was much more effective than Xiao Fan's, and not long after the words fell, Monk Daoyan led a group of palace guards to rush into the flower hall in a rage.

Dao Yan saw that there was a mess in the flower hall, but Xiao Fan, the lord of the Qincha, was riding on Zhu Di, punching him violently one punch after another, scolding while beating his mouth.

Zhu Di covered his head with both hands, lying on the ground and wailing in grief.

"Shhhh

Dao Yan exclaimed, "Shenma situation? What's going on? ”

The palace guards rushed up and pulled the two apart together.

Zhu Di covered the back of his head and groaned, his snow-white underwear had become dirty, covered with mud and debris, and his hair was gray and white, as if he had just been fished out of the garbage heap, looking extremely embarrassed.

Xiao Fan was no better, his brand-new official uniform was broken into strips of cloth, he was dirty and messy, and he didn't have the demeanor of a minister, and he was more miserable than the flower on the side of the road.

Trembling and raising his hand, Zhu Di pointed at Xiao Fan and shouted angrily: "You guys...... Kill him for this king! Kill him! ”

Boom!

The guard's steel knife was unsheathed, and he didn't hesitate to slash towards Xiao Fan.

"Wait!" Dao Yan was in a hurry, and quickly stopped drinking the guards.

Turning his head to stare at Zhu Di, Dao Yan's tone was a little anxious, and he glanced at Zhu Di and said, "Think twice!" …… Rajah! ”

Zhu Di's eyebrows burst out with murderous intent, and when he heard the words, he couldn't help but feel a pang in his body, and his expression became hesitant.

The throne is too tempting, so tempting that he can willingly let go of all his personal grudges, just to plot a great cause for many years, if he kills Xiao Fan at this time, his ambition for many years will be in vain...... Gritting his teeth, Zhu Di finally endured this evil breath, raised his right hand high, and said coldly: "Stand down!" ”

The guards put their knives into their sheaths and retreated behind Zhu Di.

Xiao Fan was covered in cold sweat, and after hearing Zhu Di order the guards to retreat, he breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart.

He didn't misunderstand Zhu Di, this person's ambition and desire for power are full of his heart, and he will never ruin his own great cause for this little thing.

After making sure that he was safe, Xiao Fan suddenly shouted with surprise on his face: "Ah! Lord, is your madness cured? ”

Zhu Di, who was full of anger, was stunned when he heard this, and then said very unnaturally: "Huh? Yes...... Right! This king is ...... It turned out to be good! Heal without medicine, heal without medicine! ”

Xiao Fan excitedly stepped forward to hold Zhu Di's hand, and said unwillingly: "Congratulations to the prince!" Your ...... Finally saved! ”

Zhu Di wanted to shake off Xiao Fan's enthusiastic hands but couldn't, so he had to tear the corners of his mouth open, and forced a smiling face, with a very awkward expression: "............"

Dao Yan stomped his feet in annoyance on the side: "............"

"Lord Wang, are you all well? Xiao Fan looked at Zhu Di with a bit of banter.

Zhu Di gritted his teeth and said coldly with a straight face: "...... All right. ”

"Are you sure you won't do it again?"

Zhu Di said coldly: "It shouldn't be." ”

"Lord Wang, you should thank me, if I don't beat you, your illness will definitely not get better so quickly......" Xiao Fan said very sincerely.

Zhu Di was so angry that a backlash flowed in his chest, and he was about to get angry as soon as his brows were raised, and Dao Yan hurriedly coughed a few times beside him.

"Ben Wang...... Thank you, Lord Xiao. Zhu Di gritted his teeth and said.

Xiao Fan waved his hand modestly, then turned his face on the board, took out a roll of yellow silk from his arms, held it high above his head, and said solemnly: "Since the prince is well, then please ask the prince to kneel and receive the holy decree!" ”

Zhu Di hesitated for a moment, and finally knelt down and said: "Minister, Zhu Di, King of Yan, listen to the holy decree, long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live-"

Dao Yan and the guards of the Yan Wangfu behind him also knelt down one after another.

Xiao Fan watched everyone kneel, and the heart that had been hanging for a long time finally let go.

You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, no matter how you pretend to be crazy and stupid, I will always have a way to cure you.

Slowly unfolding the yellow silk, Xiao Fan's face sank like water, and he read solemnly: "Fengtian carries the emperor, and the edict says: ............ ：

…………………… Xiao Fan finished announcing the holy decree of rewarding the vassal king and the border army, and left the Yan Wangfu with a swagger.

Zhu Di stared at his back, and a cloud of anger in his chest burned his eyes red.

Dao Yan looked at Zhu Di's angry face, sighed and shook his head: "Lord Wang...... Even if you are pretending to be crazy, why do you admit that you are sick in front of Xiao Fan? Now that the court knows that the prince has recovered, it will inevitably start to beware of the prince's rebellion, and the court's actions against you may become bigger and bigger in the future......" Zhu Di was silent, and his expression became gloomy.

After a long time, he sighed and said, "Sir...... You don't know! This king can't pretend to be crazy in front of Xiao Fan, this king can't pretend to be crazy, this king ...... Bitter wow! ”

Dao Yan was stunned and said, "Why can't you pretend?" ”

Zhu Di was silent again, and for a long time, he gritted his teeth, and his face twitched: "Because this king found out...... That guy is more of a lunatic than I am! ”

(To be continued)