Chapter 191: Forcing the King to See
If Beiping is a chicken, Zhu Di will have to see Qincha, and no one will watch the territory he has operated for many years being abused.
Fang Xiaoru made a very shady move.
As for how to make Beiping a mess, Xiao Fan has a lot of experience.
He was originally a person who was good at causing trouble, others called him "not keeping his duty", Xiao Fan felt that this was called "lively and cute".
"Master, what do you want to do most in your life?"
Early the next morning, Xiao Fan pulled Taixu aside and asked mysteriously.
He was too empty, and said quickly: "There is wine and meat, eat and drink......
"It's too narrow! Is there something noble? Xiao Fan disagreed with Master's lack of ambition.
"Holding the powder head of the Qinglou with one hand, and shaking the dice with the other hand to gamble money,...... Is this noble? ”
Xiao Fan sighed and muttered, "You eat, drink, gamble and gamble without delay, you are simply the scum of the monks......
"What do you mean by that, you ask?"
Xiao Fan smiled and said, "Master, there is a beautiful mission for you to do, you can do whatever you want, do you want to do it or not?" ”
Tai Xuhu said suspiciously: "You are so good? What tricks do you want to trick me? ”
Xiao Fan said with a smile: "Master is too worried, apprentice wants to honor you." ”
Taixu sneered and said: "Little bastard, you have nothing to drink to the Taoist master, you took the wrong medicine today, how do you recognize the word 'filial piety'?" Eating, drinking, gambling and gambling cost silver, I really have this filial piety, give me a thousand children and eight hundred taels, and let the Taoist master let me go out and have fun......"
Xiao Fan smiled and said: "You don't have to spend money, in this Beiping City, you don't need to spend a tael of silver if you want to do anything, you just treat this Beiping City as your owner, the girls in the city are your wives, and the restaurants and shops in the city recognize you as the shopkeeper, go up to eat when you see what you want to eat, go up and touch the good-looking girls when you see them, don't treat yourself as an outsider!" ”
Taixu's eyes straightened when he heard this, and he looked at Xiao Fan's gaze like looking at a madman.
After being silent for a long time, Taixu said leisurely: "Poor Dao has lived for more than a hundred years, and he is always a little old, but I am not old and confused, I really do what you say, you are the commander of the Beiping Metropolitan Envoy and the pro-army of Yanwangfu to eat dry rice?" Shoot me into a sieve, you kid want to hurt me? No way! Poor people will never be fooled by you! ”
Xiao Fan smiled bitterly and said: "Master, I am really kind, of course others can't do this in Beiping, but Master, you forgot, your apprentice is a messenger sent by the imperial court!" As long as they don't openly raise the flag to rebel, they are nominally courtiers and soldiers of the imperial court, who dares to be disrespectful to Qincha? Who dares to punish the sins of the Chin Cha? You can rest assured that you can do it boldly. ”
Taixu wondered, "Why do you want me to do this?" ”
Xiao Fan smiled and said: "Because I am a Qincha, I have finally been a Qincha in this life, if I don't do it, will I feel sorry when I look back on the old year when I get old?" ”
He thought about it for a while, nodded and said, "Your explanation is very reasonable......
At noon, in a noisy and noisy restaurant, an old Taoist priest in a sloppy gray robe ate a large number of delicacies on the table in front of him, burped with satisfaction, showed a comfortable expression, and then got up and patted his ass and walked out.
The shopkeeper hurriedly stopped him: "This Taoist master, you haven't paid the bill yet." ”
The old Taoist priest glared, and said in a vicious voice: "What do you pay?" Dao Ye never gives money in the restaurant under the Beijing Division! ”
The guy was anxious, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Old guy, want to eat the overlord meal?" ”
The old Taoist priest glared at him and said, "I'll eat the overlord meal, what's the matter?" The Imperial Court sent me to eat, you have the courage to sue me! Do you know who the chincha is? Qincha represents the Son of Heaven! What Qin Cha said is what the Son of Heaven said, Master Dao, I am ordered to eat the overlord's meal, do you have any opinions? ”
The guy was stunned and said angrily: "Where did the old madman come from, he dared to spread rumors after eating the overlord meal!" Looking for a fight! ”
With that, he punched the old Taoist priest in the face.
The old Taoist priest smiled indifferently, stretched out his hand and pulled the man's hand away, the man's figure staggered, and then he became more and more angry, and several other guys in the store also rushed up to help angrily.
After a fight, there was a lot of movement, the dishes, tables and chairs of the restaurant were shattered, and the guests scattered in horror.
When the sergeant who commanded the envoy of the Beiping capital heard the news, the old Taoist priest had already left, leaving only broken debris and wailing shopkeepers.
At the same time, in another green building in Beiping City.
A black-faced and bearded man had just put on his clothes, and he opened his eyes in amazement and said to the turtle: "What? Do you still have to give money? Which country is this the rule? ”
The turtle changed color violently: "............"
The thugs of the Qinglou surrounded him with a fierce face...... Bang ...... Another tragic fight......**************************************************** the same thing was staged everywhere in Beiping City, this day Beiping was shrouded in gloomy clouds and miserable fog, restaurants, green buildings, gambling stalls, cloth villages, many of them suffered...... The piles and piles clearly show that they are related to the entourage of the imperial court's honor guard who has just entered the city for a day.
More than a dozen merchant shopkeepers in Beiping complained bitterly, and they all sounded drums and complained in the yamen of the Beiping prefect, accusing Qin Cha's subordinates of the crimes with tears in their eyes.
This matter is not trivial, the prefect of Beiping learned that he had a relationship with Lord Qincha, and did not dare to make decisions on his own, so he hurriedly reported the case to the commander of the Beiping Metropolitan Envoy, and the Beiping Commander did not dare to enter the Qincha to take people, so he reported it to the Yanwang Mansion, and Zhang Yu, the commander of the left guard of the Yanwang Mansion, heard the news and hurriedly reported to Zhu Di, the king of Yan, who was pretending to be crazy and stupid.
Zhu Di was furious, Beiping was the base he had worked hard to manage for many years, how could he let Xiao Fan connive at his subordinates? At that moment, Zhu Di ordered Zhang Yu to take the guards of the Yan Wangfu to arrest and imprison the Qincha pro-army who committed the crime.
Zhang Yu took the order and left.
At the same time that he took the guards of the Yanwang Mansion and went straight to the Qinchaxing Yuanjietai Temple, the Qincha honor guard stationed outside the city was also ordered by Xiao Fan to urgently transfer 1,000 people into the city.
Outside the Jietai Temple, a chair was placed in the middle of the gate of the Jietai Temple, Xiao Fan was dressed in the official uniform of the Qincha, majestic, sitting on the chair with a solemn face, and facing Zhang Yu and the guards of the Yanwang Mansion coldly.
"Why are you arresting people? What crimes have my subordinates committed? Xiao Fan's face sank like water, and his tone was like ice.
Zhang Yu raised his eyebrows, held back his anger and said: "Lord Qincha, your family is arrogant and domineering in the city, and they don't give silver when they eat in the restaurant......
Xiao Fan's nostrils turned to the sky, and he snorted coldly: "Eating in the Jingshi's restaurant, you never need to give silver, and the subordinates of this official are used to it." ”
Zhang Yu was stunned, gritted his teeth and said: "They don't give silver when they buy things......
"When I buy things in the shop of Jingshi, I never have to give silver."
"They don't give any money!"
Xiao Fan was taken aback and asked in amazement, "What do you want to give to the silver here?" ”
Zhang Yu opened his mouth wide and was dumbfounded: "............"
Xiao Fan turned his head with a confused look and asked Cao Yi and Taixu who were standing behind him: "Men and women love, what a beautiful and harmonious thing, why do you want to give silver?" ”
Cao Yi and Taixu shook their heads together: "I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it......"
"It's weird, men and women communicate emotionally, why give money? What do you think of us! ”
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Zhang Yu was furious and shouted: "Lord Qincha, the prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people, and your family has violated the Ming law, and the general will have to take people in the end, and I hope that Lord Qincha will not stop it!" Come to the temple, come into the temple and get people! ”
"Who dares! Zhang Yu, do you want to rebel? Xiao Fan stood up and glared angrily, and the dignified official made the guards of the Yan Wangfu hesitate and did not dare to take a step forward.
As Xiao Fan's words fell, a large number of pro-soldiers holding long swords, bows and crossbows suddenly poured out of the temple, and everyone stared at Zhang Yu and the guards of Yanwang's Mansion with fierce faces.
The guards of the Yanwang Mansion took their long knives out of their sheaths one after another, stepped forward without showing weakness, and confronted Xiao Fan's pro-army-for-tat, and the situation suddenly fell into tension, and the two sides were about to fight.
Xiao Fan smiled gloomily, looked at Zhang Yu and said: "General Zhang, dare to offend the Son of Heaven and face this official with swords, is this what you mean, or does King Yan mean?" Are you going to charge King Yan with rebellion? ”
Zhang Yu, who was full of anger, suddenly looked solemn when he heard this, raised his right hand at the moment, and shouted coldly to the guard: "Put away the knife and retreat!" ”
Inside the Yanwang Mansion.
"At noon today, Qin Cha Xiao Fan connived at his subordinates to travel in groups, and committed a lot of crimes in the downtown area......"
Zhang Yuduan sat in front of Zhu Di, his eyelids half-drooping, and truthfully reported Xiao Fan's appearance.
Zhu Di was lying on a gorgeous bed with gold threads and pearls, with a white scarf on his head, listening to Zhang Yu's report, Zhu Di's dark face couldn't help but twitch a few times.
"What did they do?"
Zhang Yu said: "Today, they have eaten and drunk in more than ten restaurants and restaurants, and after a dispute with the shopkeeper, they smashed countless tables, chairs and dishes in the shop, injured countless guys, and smashed the green building to shreds after more than ten green buildings, and smashed the green building to shreds, and burned a silk village at night, and the people of the Yamen of the Beiping prefect just put out the fire......
Zhu Di was furious, tore off the white scarf on his head and threw it away, and shouted: "Xiao Fan, bastard! It's too much of a deception! How dare you be so arrogant in this king's fiefdom? Zhang Yu, immediately transfer troops and surround the Jietai Temple to this king......"
Monk Daoyan on the side hurriedly said: "Lord Wang, don't do it!" Don't forget that Xiao Fan is a Qincha identity, and moving him is tantamount to a blatant rebellion! Now the time has not come, everything is not right, and we must not lose the big because of the small! ”
Zhu Di said angrily: "This king was bullied by him in every way when he was in Beijing, and now that he has arrived in this king's fiefdom, am I still bullied by him?" What is the rationale for this? ”
Dao Yan said in a deep voice: "Does the prince really want to kill him?" Don't forget, before Xiao Fan entered Beiping, he ordered Guo Ying, the Marquis of Wuding, to transfer 40,000 soldiers and horses to the Daimyo Mansion, what was the purpose of this move? Once there is any difference in the Qin Cha, Guo Ying will be punished as the king of Yan for plotting against him, and he will wave his troops straight into Beiping Mansion......"
"With more than 100,000 brave soldiers under the command of this king, will you be afraid of this mere 40,000 people?" Zhu Di shouted angrily.
Dao Yan said slowly: "Lord Wang, do you mean that for the sake of these restaurants and Qinglou, you did not hesitate to bear the charge of rebellion, dump the soldiers under your command, and openly fight with the imperial army?" Lord, do you mean that? ”
Zhu Di choked, took a long breath a few times, and endured this evil breath.
Rebellion for a few restaurants and Qinglou is probably the most infamous rebellion in history, it is conceivable that he Zhu Di will definitely not go down in history, and Zhu Di will certainly not do such a stupid thing.
Seeing that Zhu Di was gradually calming down, Dao Yan smiled and said: "Lord Wang, you should also see Xiao Fan, you pretended to be crazy for a long time, didn't you just play it for this Qincha?" ”
Zhu Di snorted coldly: "This king is gone!" Hang him for a few days! He burned the city of Beiping, and this king is considered to have the ability......"
As soon as the words fell, a guard hurriedly ran in, knelt down on one knee and saluted: "Lord Wang, Lord Qinchaxiao's pro-army has just made trouble in the prefect's yamen, and the entire yamen's servants have been arrested quickly, and the miscellaneous servants have been beaten all over the body......
"Hiss-" Zhu Di's eyes widened, and he gasped.
Dao Yan smiled bitterly: "Lord Wang, if you don't see him again, I'm afraid it's not far from the day when he burned Beiping City, we have all learned this person's methods, and there is nothing in the world that he doesn't dare to do......"
Zhang Yu nodded hurriedly and sighed: "The last general thought that he Xiao Fan was a Sven scholar, but I didn't expect me to be wrong, this person is actually a complete scoundrel from the inside out......"
Dao Yan looked at Zhang Yu deeply, and there was a kind of confidant-like sympathy in his eyes...... "See him, this king will see him now!" Zhu Di's tone trembled a little, I don't know whether he was angry or afraid.
King Yan finally saw Xiao Fan.
In the wing room of Jietai Temple, Xiao Fan stared at Zhang Yu with a strange smile on his face, and said leisurely: "Isn't King Yan crazy?" How is it good again? ”
Zhang Yugan said with a smile: "The prince's condition is easy to recur, sometimes good and sometimes bad, he said that when he saw Lord Qincha, his consciousness was already a little sober......"
Xiao Fan suddenly said: "Oh, it turns out that it has been cured, the prince is really an auspicious person, but he still needs to recuperate and recuperate at the beginning of a serious illness, so it is inconvenient for this official to disturb now, right?" It's okay, I can wait a few more days, it's not in a hurry, the scenery in Peking is good, I plan to take my entourage to walk around......"
Zhang Yu was in a cold sweat, what are you doing "Let's take a look", it is clearly rampant and domineering, and the fish and meat township ......, "Adults, let's hurry up, the prince is sober at this moment, and I don't know if he will be crazy again the next moment...... " Zhang Yu's tone was a little pleading.
After setting up a good shelf, Xiao Fan finally stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, since General Zhang has invited you so kindly, this official will give you a face and go to King Yan's Mansion to meet the prince......"
Wearing formal official uniforms, hundreds of honor guards set off to the Yanwang Mansion, four pro-soldiers waved the whip to open the way, all the way to the whip several rings, the officials, sergeants, and the people were all afraid to retreat, the honor guard held more than ten deacon cards in front of the guard, followed by the brocade clothes pro-army holding the golden gourd, the scepter and other things, and then Xiao Fan's official sedan chair, The group of people was mighty and majestic swaggering through the market.
The main gate of Yanwangfu is wide open, the palace guards stand on both sides of the gate according to the knife, the guard of honor stops in front of the Yanwangfu, Xiao Fan got out of the sedan chair, raised his eyes to see the wide square in front of the door dozens of zhang square, the square is paved with white stone floor tiles, the palace gate is above the big several "Yanwangfu" several big characters, the black gold plaque, hanging above the gate, the jade steps at the door are separated from two huge white stone lions, mighty and magnificent, and the air is rushing to the sky.
Seeing Xiao Fan get off the sedan chair, the guards of Yanwang's Mansion took full courtesy and bowed to the Qincha.
Monk Daoyan stood quietly in front of the palace gate, watching Xiao Fan approach with a smile, and then he said: "Poor monk Daoyan, I have seen Lord Xiao. ”
Xiao Fan smiled and said: "Master Daoyan, it's been a long time, the Jingshi said goodbye in a hurry, and before I realized it, it had been more than a year, and the master's face was full of red light, and his spirit was becoming more and more vigorous. ”
Dao Yan's eyes suddenly showed anger, when he mentioned Jingshi, he would never forget the scene when Xiao Fan ordered Jinyiwei to shoot him, if it weren't for his light skills at that time, I am afraid that he would have died under Jinyiwei's bow and crossbow on the spot. Obviously, he fled in the wilderness and picked up a life.
"Amitabha, Lord Xiao has a heart, so when people meet, the poor monk feels a lot! The poor monk was taken care of by Lord Xiao in Beijing. Daoyan's words are meaningful.
Xiao Fan didn't seem to understand, and smiled modestly: "It's nothing, it's really nothing, I haven't taken care of it enough...... By the way, how is your relationship with King Yan? Are you still in love? ”
Dao Yan's face darkened: "............"
"Lord Xiao, King Yan is recuperating in the flower hall of the mansion, just now the prince is sick again, if there is any neglect and offense, I hope Lord Xiao will bear ......with me," Dao Yan said coldly with a straight face.
Xiao Fan was happy: "The prince is crazy again? It's time to go crazy......"
Dao Yan glanced at him coldly, and without saying a word, he led Xiao Fan to the flower hall.
The two of them walked through the front hall of the palace, passed the corridor and rockery pond behind the palace, and were silent all the way.
...... "Master ......" for a long time
"What's the matter?"
"When you flew away in Jingshi, you lost a pair of underwear......" Xiao Fan's voice was innocent.
Dao Yan closed his mouth tightly and walked in front, his face twitching uncontrollably: "............"
"Master ......"
"What?" Dao Yan said angrily.
"That pair of panties is red, and it's very substantial......"
Daoyan: "............"
"Master...... You're still wearing red panties, are you? Is this your natal year? ”
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"Master, you can say something, I just want to make one more friend before leaving Beiping......"
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(To be continued)