Chapter 291: You're really like my grandfather
On the lotus pond, the nine-song corridor, the insects chirp, and the bright moon is in the sky.
Yu Songnan led the way in front alone, and Dongfang traveled far away with Tang An and strolled through the corridor one after the other.
"Songnan, you go and get the elixir first, and the old man will talk to Lord Tang." The Oriental Trail stops.
Yu Songnan answered, and soon disappeared into the night, and there were only two people left in the corridor.
Tang An secretly complained. With the respect of traveling far away from the East, it will definitely not be as simple as being short with your own parents.
Holding on to the railing and looking into the distance, Tang An secretly thought that instead of waiting for you to speak, it would be better for me to take the initiative. exclaimed: "Lord Xiangguo's mansion is really magnificent and original. Wow, there are so many fish in the water! Look at this carp, at least, it will have to be twenty pounds, right? It's a good dish to accompany sake. ”
Dongfang Yuanxing smiled: "These fish have no natural predators, they live here comfortably all day long, and they will naturally get fatter if they don't worry about eating and drinking." It's a pity that this lotus pond is a cage for them for life, and if someone wants to slaughter them, they only need to use a fishing net. It's ridiculous that they think that life is too peaceful, but they don't know that life and death are all aimed at the thoughts of others. ”
What the hell is this old guy talking about? Tang An frowned, and the more he listened, the more he felt like the "fish" in his words, and this old fox was the one who was carrying the net.
"Lord Xiangguo, we are not fish, but we don't know the joy of fish? Maybe they enjoy this laid-back life? Today is free today, today is happy, tomorrow is sorrowful, tomorrow is tomorrow. Tang An said.
"That's a good idea for fish, but what about people?" Dongfang Yuanxing said with a smile, "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves." How many people spared their lives? How many people can shake off the shackles of the world and indulge in fun? In particular, people who have the ability and ability often fall into the world and cannot extricate themselves. “
Dongfang Yuanxing said, pointing to the largest red carp in the water and said, "It's like this fish, people can recognize it at a glance in a group of fish." The small fish around are afraid of it, but in the eyes of the people on the shore, it is the time when it is the fattest when it is to be killed. “
Damn, this old bastard is clearly talking to Lao Tzu!
Tang An said: "Even if you kill this fish, there will be other fish that grow so big and fat, how can anyone who wants to accompany the meal kill them all?" “
Dongfang Yuanxing laughed and said, "As long as it is a fish, it will not be able to escape the fate of being served on the table." But this one, no one dares to kill, do you know why? ”
Tang An said very cooperatively: "I don't know." “
"Because this is the old man's fish. Anyone who wants to kill it has to weigh it. Dongfang Yuanxing's body suddenly showed a fierce momentum, glanced at Tang An meaningfully, and said: "The old man raises fish, which is also divided into three, six, nine and so on. Ordinary fish, just sprinkle some bait and let it be in this pond for people to watch, but unfortunately there are too many ordinary fish now, but none of them are what the old man wants. “
This old guy is so arrogant, he can't imagine that he is so low-key in his bones, and he compares the followers of the Manchu Dynasty to fish.
Tang An said: "I don't know what Lord Xiangguo wants?" “
Dongfang Yuanxing's eyes flashed, and he said: "A fish that can turn into a dragon!" “
Turning into a dragon? Tang An was shocked, but deliberately said: "It's good to turn into a dragon, how can you catch up with flying above the nine heavens when you always swim in the pool?" Ha ha. ”
Seeing that he was still evading, Dongfang Yuanxing simply stopped hiding it and said: "In the eyes of the old man, you are the koi who is about to cross the dragon gate." ”
"Me?" Tang An pointed to his nose, his eyes widened: "Tang An is just a small receptionist, proud of serving the old lady, how can it be a dragon?" Sangkook-sama is really joking. ”
The old man asked himself if he had some insight into people. Looking at your eclectic behavior, your ideas are wild, you need to learn and learn, and you have to have means, if you are not born poor, it is not impossible to be crowned a prince now. "Dongfang Yuandao," but it is precisely because you have no foundation in the court that you were suddenly raised to a high position by the emperor, and now you are in danger!" ”
Tang An said with a "frightened" face: "I'm a timid person, don't scare me, Lord Xiangguo." ”
"If I didn't appreciate your talent, the old man would never say these things." Dongfang Yuanxingdao, "Now the members of the court are all cold windows who have studied hard for ten years, step by step to today's position. And you have jumped from a scholar to a celebrity in front of the emperor, do you guess those who have relied on unremitting efforts to get to where they are today will be jealous? This is one of them. The status of the fairy of the Great Snow Mountain is transcendent, you are so close to her, will the demon cult demon who wants to kill you behind you be even more like a thorn in the flesh? That's the second one. ”
Dongfang Yuanxing saw Tang An's face pale, and he was slightly proud in his heart, and continued: "If the fairy has a good impression of Datang, it will undoubtedly make my Datang more united." With such an immeasurable merit, I don't know how many people are red-eyed. And you have become a reception envoy, blocking the official and financial routes of countless people, do you think there will be people who are upset and retaliate? If the fairy has a dislike for the Tang Dynasty, the emperor will definitely be very unhappy, and if no one speaks for you at that time, then... Alas! ”
The words are not finished, but everyone knows the rest. A person with no foundation, no connections, and no status angered the emperor, and there was no other result than the fall of his head.
This old guy is obviously scaring Lao Tzu, so that Lao Tzu can only "throw his arms" on him - fuck, really scared Lao Tzu!
But of course, acting has to play a full set, Tang An's "complexion has changed several times", and said: "Lord Xiangguo, save me!" “
"It's good to say, since you are a talent that the old man values, the old man will never let it go." Dongfang Yuanxing, "It's just that if the name is not right, the words are not good, and the old man still doesn't know your attitude......"
"Lord Xiangguo, you are frank and amiable, and Tang An has always admired him. To tell you the truth, since I first met Sangkoku-sama, I've had a good impression of it because... Your lord, you really look like my dead grandfather. ”
Dongfang Yuanxing's face twitched, did this guy really curse himself to death?
"When I was a child, my grandfather loved me the most. took me up the mountain to catch butterflies and dragonflies, and he was never willing to beat me and say a heavy word to me. As if remembering the "grandfather" of Xianyou, Tang An touched the corners of his eyes that had no tears at all while "reminiscing", and turned to Dongfang Yuanxing with a sincere face: "My lord, I have a reluctant request. Can I call you grandpa? ”
This guy really has to make inches, everyone recognizes his father-in-law, this guy comes up directly to recognize his grandfather! But thinking that his grandfather was no longer alive, he couldn't help but be a little unlucky, Dongfang Yuanxing hesitated: "This..."
"Grandpa!"
Tang An roared, as if he had transferred all his "thoughts" for his relatives to the old man in front of him, and stepped forward to give an affectionate hug without waiting for him to answer, but the face on the old man's shoulder was full of jokes: You old fox, Lao Tzu is almost like being a grandfather for you!
Dongfang Yuanxing was overwhelmed by Tang An's exaggerated actions. I have long known that this guy does not play cards according to common sense, but I didn't expect it to be exaggerated to such an extent.
"Okay, silly boy, the old man will be your relative in the future." Dongfang Yuanxing helped Tang An up and said softly.
Tang An quickly wiped his "tears" and said, "It's rare... Oh, Lord Xiangguo is so important, Tang An must be full of liver and brain. In the future, I will do whatever you ask me to do, go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, and frown I am your grandson! “
I added in my heart: Wrinkle twice, you are my grandson!
"Good!" Dongfang traveled far away and said, "The biggest problem you face right now is the problem of receiving fairies. If you want others to have no reason to attack you, the old man must first know what you have done. From now on, you will tell the old man everything the fairy has done every once in a while, so that the old man can find a way for you. “
Old thing, the fox's tail is finally revealed! It's so nice, don't you want to find an opportunity to separate the relationship between the fairy and the emperor? I think the biggest traitor is you!
Tang An nodded seriously and said, "No problem." After the fairy got up yesterday morning, she went to the kitchen to drink a bowl of millet porridge, and then went to the backyard with the eldest lady to practice swords, and took time to go to the toilet in the middle. My lord, I can't get into the women's bathroom, if she does anything during this period..."
"Well, that's not what I need to know." Dongfang Yuanxing waved his hand and said: "From tomorrow onwards, where she went, who she came into contact with, and what the emperor explained, you should carefully write it down, and this will be done." ”
Tang An was curious: "It's so simple? ”
Dongfang Yuanxing said: "It's that simple! ”
There was a sound of footsteps, and Mr. Yu, who had left earlier, held a box in his hand, walked in front of the two, handed the box to Tang An, and said, "Lord Tang, everything you want is here." “
Tang Anxin was excited, took the box with a precious heart, and said, "Lord Xiangguo, I have saved these!" Thank you! “
"You and I are polite." Dongfang Yuanxing smiled and said, "People are old, and they can't drink too much, the old man will go to the backyard first, and you will go back first." “
"So, I'll take my leave." Tang An smiled and said hello. After getting the fire grass, today's trip to the Prime Minister's Mansion can be said to be complete. As for the explanation of the Far Journey to the East... Find a chance to sue the emperor!
When Tang An walked away, Dongfang Yuanxing's smile suddenly disappeared, and it was as cold as an eagle falcon.
"How's it going, sir?" Yu Songnan asked.
"His heart is always with the emperor." Dongfang Yuanxing said coldly.
Yu Songnan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Fang Cai's subordinates saw that he had a very happy conversation with the master..."
"This kid is just making a show." Dongfang Yuanxing, "Even the fairy remembers when he went to the toilet so clearly, saying something inconsequential to prevaricate, is it really the old man confused!" “
"That's... What should we do? "Yu Song South Road.
"He and we are always people of two worlds." Dongfang Yuanxing said, "Since he doesn't accept the old man's kindness, he must be ready to go against the old man." The old man wants to see how long he can be proud! ”
(Thank you to Mengcheng students and eibicheng for their support!) )