Chapter 290: The Battle Book of the Qi Kingdom (II)
Feng Zhiyao's beautiful eyes swept the audience, and every time her eyes swept over a place, the adults present avoided their eyes with a weak heart.
With a hint of victory at the corner of his mouth, Feng Zhiyao said: "Lord Xiangguo, this Helian... I wonder which one of you can come up right? ”
Dongfang Yuanxing's smile was a little stiff, and he said with a little deep meaning: "This couplet is not very simple!" ”
"The slave family is just a dancing girl, and the slave family doesn't understand this kind of thing." Feng Zhiyao lowered his head and said.
Don't quite understand? So what's the sarcasm in the corner of your eye?
Dongfang Yuanxing stood up and said, "In that case, can anyone here come up right?" ”
Silence, deathly silence. Hearing the call of the East, these people either bowed their heads to drink, or bowed their heads in contemplation, but none of them were willing to make a sound.
Dongfang Yuanxing laughed and said: "Today is a happy event, what if you don't have a little color?" In this way, if anyone can match the pair of Shangfeng, the old man will give him a generous gift. “
This is a clear temptation! Under the heavy reward, there will be a brave man, and the gift of Lord Xiangguo, how can it be an ordinary product? What's more, if it comes up, it will be to relieve the siege of Xiangguo, and it will invisibly close the relationship with Xiangguo. Many people can't ask for this kind of good thing, but because of their limited talents, they are really powerless.
Seeing that there was still no answer, Dongfang Yuanxing's face finally sank, and he pointed to a middle-aged man with a thin face on the right side, "Xu Wenyuan, you are my Datang University scholar, and you will pair this couplet." ”
Xu Wenyuan stood up with a frightened face, the night breeze was slightly cool, but his forehead was already sweating profusely. When everyone saw that there was a bitter master, they all patted their chests, the secret way was fortunately not called me, the dead Dao friend is not the poor Dao, Lord Xu, you can go with peace of mind.
Xu Wenyuan pondered for a long time and hesitated: "Xiaguan has come up with it." Xia Guan's right... The five lakes are happy, the horses are galloping, and the old birthday star is happy and blessed. ”
This downlink, literally, is a bit far-fetched, just for the sake of symmetry. It's barely neat, but obviously I don't understand the irony of Shang Rong, in fact, it's already a loss.
People are scolding you implicitly, and you are still stupidly indifferent, writing congratulatory messages according to the meaning of others, isn't it stupid?
The contempt on Feng Zhiyao's face flashed, and he said, "Is Lord Xiangguo satisfied with this Xiayun?" ”
Dongfang Yuanxing looked at Xu Wenyuan with some disappointment, and the latter kept wiping the sweat stains on his forehead, it was like being in a furnace.
"Xu Daxue is extraordinary." Dongfang Yuanxing said slowly, "But there is no first, all of you here are my Tang Dynasty pillars, I don't know which one else wants to give it a try?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone knew that Xu Wenyuan's lower link did not satisfy Dongfang Yuanxing. But this kind of difficult satirical couplet, how can it be said that it is right?
Dongfang Xuanyun looked at Tang An and Liu Tingge, who were in love with each other, and his heart was furious, and he suddenly got up and said, "Father, Lord Tang An Tang is the King of Lushan Poetry, and his talent and learning are unmatched among the younger generation. I happen to be here today, so I might as well let him face off against each other, so that we can see the style of the 'King of Poetry'. ”
Dongfang Yuanxing glanced at him coldly, this stupid son, he didn't first ask if the other party had any purpose before asking someone, and it turned out to be like this. Tang An is naturally the best answer, if he can't be right, then it is no one else who is ashamed, it is his old birthday star.
But at the moment, there is nothing else to do. Dongfang Yuanxing said: "The old man has already heard of Lord Tang's literary talents. Why don't you ask you to give this link? ”
The words of the Oriental Trip made Tang An the focus again. Some of the people's eyes were curious, not knowing if he was as magical as rumored, and some were gloating, wanting to see how the little scholar who had been smooth sailed on this road made a fool of himself.
Feng Zhiyao saw that the person who had high hopes was so young, and he was still sitting next to Liu Qinge, and the two looked extremely close, and couldn't help but be curious.
"Childe, can this guy do it?" Even Bi Yan's heart at the corner was suspended, and he couldn't help but ask.
Zhong Langxian held the wine glass and said with a smile: "I don't know, but I'm curious." As... How about we make a bet? ”
Bi Yan blinked and said, "How to bet?" ”
"I bet on Tang An to win, and you bet on Tang An to lose." Zhong Langxian said, "I won, my little boy will sleep with me tonight." ”
Bi Yanqiao blushed and said, "What if the son loses?" ”
"Of course, I'll sleep with you!"
“……”
Tang An had already expected that Dongfang Yuanxing would not let him go, so he was not surprised to be stared at by everyone like an orangutan. Excellent people always have to take on more responsibilities, and it's only because Lao Tzu is too good.
Tang An stood up and said, "It's not difficult to match this couplet, but Lord Xiangguo just said that he wanted to give a gift to the person who answered correctly, does this count?" ”
What a big breath!
Some people who saw the hidden mystery in the upper link scoffed at Tang An's arrogance, wanting to see how he ended up in a while.
Dongfang Yuanxing laughed and said, "The old man's reputation has always been good. ”
"Good! With the words of Lord Dongfang, I am relieved. Tang An's face was full of confidence, and he said: "Feng everyone, your Shanglian is 'Kyushu Tongzhu, Qianfeng sends happiness, and the immortal pine carries fame', right?" ”
Feng Zhiyao smiled: "Exactly." ”
"Okay." Tang An said, "I'm right--the four seas congratulate, ten thousand birds come to the court, and the evergreen tree is blessed and auspicious!" ”
The hall was quiet again, and this time even the people who applauded at first realized that there seemed to be something wrong with the Shanglian, otherwise how could Dongfang Yuanxing temporarily change generals?
Savoring the meaning of Tang An's next couplet, some quick-thinking people suddenly realized, and couldn't help but applaud the case and shouted "good".
Zhong Langxian muttered twice, suddenly laughed, and said, "What a Tang An!" Bi Yan, it seems that I won this game, so remember to go to the house and wash it away. ”
Bi Yan glanced at him with disgust and joy, and said, "Bi Yan doesn't understand, this lower link sounds no different from that Lord Xu just now!" ”
"Feng Zhiyao's upper link is a satirical couplet, but Tang An's lower link is even more ruthless than the upper link." Zhong Langxian said, "Congratulations from all over the world, as a Tang Dynasty person's ambition." You sarcastically ridicule Kyushu is not the same, and I am determined to surrender from all over the world. And this 'Qi' is exactly the same as the 'Qi' of Qi State, implying that sooner or later your Qi Country will also have a day like today. And the 'Ten Thousand Birds Come to the Dynasty' in the back, on the surface, it means that the peach and plum of Xiangguo are all over the world, but in fact it corresponds to the 'Thousand Phoenixes' in front. Dare to compare the disciples of the Jixia School Palace and the leaders of the Fengmen to 'birds', this guy is really bold. ”
"What about the last sentence?" Biyan asked.
"Evergreen Nafu Naxiang." Zhong Langxian muttered again, and said, "If this 'evergreen' is regarded as the Eastern Xiangguo, then it is 'Nafu Naxiang'; ”
Bi Yan said "oh", but he still didn't understand it.
Zhong Langxian laughed and said: "Look at his lower couplets, the surface meaning: Oriental Xiangguo has a birthday, and the heroes of the world come to congratulate him, and the peaches and plums all over the world come to worship, and the old birthday star is so blessed." But what it actually means is: you Qi people came to celebrate your birthday on the surface, but you found a group of birdmen to find trouble. Our Tang soldiers are strong and strong, and sooner or later we will have a day to dominate the world, accept your surrender, and let the birdmen of your entire Qi country come to worship together. Haha, this guy, it's really not simple. ”
After pondering for a long time, some people who understood Tang An's voice exclaimed happily, while some people who did not understand it asked each other for advice, and everyone whispered, finally knowing that Tang An had found a place for Datang. For a while, the crowd was excited and applauded unwillingly. Even people who were prejudiced against Tang An before, looked at him with a little more admiration at this time.
Brother Liu Ting's beautiful eyes rippled, staring at the tall back in front of him, only feeling extremely majestic.
Feng Zhiyao is not a fool, she was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly, she didn't expect such a difficult fascination to be resolved so easily. The young man in front of him is truly remarkable.
Dongfang Yuanxing had a big heart and said: "What a 'subjugation and surrender', a good Tang An!" This kind of talent and quick wit is truly breathtaking! Feng family, what do you say? ”
Feng Zhiyao smiled faintly and said: "Your country is really outstanding, looking at everyone's reaction, I think that this adult's next link must be ancient and absolute, compared to Jixia School Palace, it is not too much, Zhiyao admires." ”
Tang An smiled coquettishly and said, "It's just that luck is better, don't praise me." That one... What about the reward? ”
Everyone was still immersed in Tang An's joy of winning glory for the country just now, but they couldn't laugh after hearing this.
At this time, it seems that he should say, "It's just a small skill of carving insects" or "There are countless people in the Tang Dynasty, and it is only the faintest one among the stars in the sky", so it is more aura, right? But this thing actually opened his mouth and came up to ask for something.
It's like a hero suddenly turning into a dirt dog, and the speed of change makes people unprepared.
Sangkoku-sama is just talking, you really want it! And he is so anxious, could it be that Lord Tang is very short of silver?
Dongfang Yuanxing said: "The old man counts when he speaks, but I don't know what reward Lord Tang wants?" ”
Tang An rubbed his hands, looked shy, and said: "It's not a secret, Tang An was born with a cold body, and he was fortunate to meet a miracle doctor, who said that ignorant fire grass can't save lives." But this kind of natural treasure can be encountered but cannot be sought, so I want to ask if there is this elixir in the house of Lord Xiangguo? ”
Liu Tingge frowned when she heard this, as if her boyfriend said last time in Genting Shopping Mall that Jin Yang ginseng could not save her life, why did she change it again this time? No, you must find a good doctor to treat your boyfriend when you go back.
There are many knowledgeable people here who know that this fire grass is an aphrodisiac medicine. Tang An is young, how can he have any "congenital cold" problem? There must be something hidden in "that aspect". This kind of embarrassing thing is probably difficult for any man to talk about, so it is not too much for Tang An to find a reason.
Knowing the "truth" of Tang An's begging for medicine, many people had ambiguous smiles on their faces. Looking at Liu Tingge beside him, it was a pity to secretly let such a charming beauty stay alone in the empty room.
"Ignorant fireweed? The old man had not heard of it. Dongfang Yuanxing thought about it and said loudly: "Songnan! “
Steward Yu, who had been waiting outside the door, entered the house and said respectfully, "What does the master command?" ”
"Let's check if there is any herb in our house?" Oriental Walk.
Yu Songnan didn't even check, and said calmly: "Yes." The fire grass is fierce, and the yield is very small, it is a good product to ward off the cold, and now there are a total of three plants in the house. ”
As soon as he heard this, Tang An immediately frowned. It's just that listening to the whispered discussions of the people around him, a few words floated into his ears, what "it's not good to be so young" and "men's problems in this area are not easy to treat", which made him blush for a while.
Sister fairy, Lao Tzu doesn't even want face for you, don't make good use of the three wishes you gave me, and Lao Tzu will lose a lot of money in this deal.
Dongfang Yuanxing said: "Since this is the case, I will give you three plants." Lord Tang's pair today will definitely become a good story, and the old man will personally bring it to you. ”
"What's so embarrassing... Lord Xiangguo, please! ”
Watching the two of them go out of the gate one after the other, Zhan Wushuang sighed again, and the gloom in his eyes became even stronger. couldn't help but glance at Liu Tingge, who was still staring at Tang An's back, and suddenly drank all the wine in the cup as if he had made up his mind.