"When encountering this kind of thing, there are nothing more than several ways to solve it."

Zhao Jianping put the mobile phone on the table and turned it to the amplification state, and a group of elite soldiers of the Fifth Special Force, who usually didn't pay attention to the members on the second floor at all, all crowded around the mobile phone, and carefully pricked up their ears. Even in the Fifth Special Forces Elite Training School, when they were trained in the special skills of the instructors, they were not so serious and careful.

"However, as the saying goes, you don't owe gambling or owe scoop, and this time your life skills supervision instructor has indeed caused a big problem for everyone."

Hearing Zhang Funian say this, everyone frowned dissatisfied.

Life skills supervising instructors, ordering them to enter the "Moulin Rouge" nightclub, can they not obey orders? Those girls stuck on them, they ignored them, they just kept their heads down and kept drinking, when did they "scoop"?! Besides, even if they don't stop drinking, they only drink for more than 20 minutes in total, and they will pay 80,000 yuan for these 20 minutes of wine, which is too expensive, right?!

Zhang Funian also obviously understood that he had used the wrong word, he coughed embarrassedly, and continued: "The people on our road are often a little confused, and they go to other people's territory to eat overlord rice. But as the so-called cannibalistic mouth is soft, and the hands of the person who eats the overlord are short, the person who eats the overlord's meal must always leave a note for himself to retreat. Therefore, the meal should not be too expensive, and the boss should not be distressed and retaliate; Of course, you must not eat too badly, otherwise others will treat you as a little deflated person who wants to eat, and they will be more unscrupulous towards you. How to grasp this kind of heat depends on the price of the hotel, the group it faces, and the background and surname of the boss. ”

A group of soldiers from the Fifth Special Unit looked at each other, who would have thought that they would have such profound knowledge after eating an overlord meal?!

"And your stall is too big."

Zhang Funian scratched his head and sighed lightly: "Think about it, you forty or fifty people, you are strong and strong into other people's territory, and you will waste the arms of a few people as soon as you make a move." One mouth asked for the largest, minimum consumption can not be less than 30,000 this bottom limit of the box, and I called forty or fifty girls. The worst part is that your life skills instructor still took out that stack of bills in public and tossed it around. At this time, even if you put on a modest attitude of being beaten and punished, and tell the other party that you have no money on you, think about it yourself, who will believe it? Nine out of ten will send you as if you were some other forces, ready to make trouble, or even want to grab the territory! ”

Everyone was silent, they all understood that what Zhang Funian said made sense. Wan Likai, a bastard, is too shady and immoral in his work, and as soon as he made a move, he directly blocked everyone's way to frankly admit their mistakes and be an upright person. Besides, those who watch TV performances, those who are upright and really hungry, often stay behind to help the restaurant owner wash the dishes after eating the overlord meal. But they owe a full 80,000 yuan, how long do you have to wash the dishes?!

"Those unruly gangsters on our road often use some almost scoundrel methods to eat and drink, and sometimes they can even extort a little money from the honest boss as the so-called 'compensation'." When Zhang Funian said this, without waiting for the people present to frown again, he quickly expressed his attitude, "Of course, I don't want you to learn from the kind of gangsters who don't go into the stream, the boss behind the 'Red Mill' is not a fish belly that can be easily blackmailed, I just give you examples of the methods often used by these gangsters, so that you can have a reference, maybe everyone can collect firewood and the flame is high, but can find a solution." ”

Listening to Zhang Funian's on-the-spot teaching, those gangsters who are not in the stream, how to put flies on the plate, and then threaten the shopkeeper to call the health and epidemic prevention station, find the industrial and commercial bureau and other tricks, everyone shook their heads again and again, not to mention the people trained by the Fifth Special Army, there is really no way to be such a scoundrel, even if they can do it? If you throw a fly in a wine bottle, even if you are held responsible, you should find the manufacturer of these drinks, right? Besides, it's really not easy to find a fly in the "Moulin Rouge" nightclub.

"In your box, there should be an automatic fire extinguishing detector and direct spraying, right? Find a cigarette, stick it with gum, set off a fire alarm, and you all rush out together! This trick is called fishing in troubled waters! ”

This trick seems to be ...... Feasible!

Forty or fifty of the world's most elite soldiers, whose status can exceed 500,000 US dollars, are crowded in a box of a nightclub, surrounded by a mobile phone, facing a bill of 80,000 yuan, and at the same time there is a trace of essence in his eyes that can almost be divided into gold and stones.

"Doing so, though, may cause you some unexpected trouble." After Zhang Funian came up with this idea, he also had the following, "A high-end nightclub like Moulin Rouge should have invisible monitors installed in its private rooms. I know you're all professional soldiers, and it should be easy to find such a surveillance camera and destroy it, but doing so will also make the bosses behind the scenes shift their suspicious eyes to you afterwards. I know that everyone is not afraid of things, but the creation of such a fire accident is likely to affect the business of the 'Moulin Rouge' nightclub for a period of time. Once the other party is ruthless, I have to find you out, with this behind-the-scenes boss's intelligence network, I am afraid that sooner or later we will be able to find our headquarters, even if our top old war hero Song personally comes out and easily settles the matter, but at that time, we must give up this headquarters, but it is really a bit worth the loss. ”

The light that had just risen in everyone's eyes was gone. Wan Likai is a bastard, and this Zhang Funian is a super bastard, he knows that things are not feasible, why do you speak out?!

"By the way, I can help you call the police, just say that you are a wanted criminal gang, and with your external conditions, you will definitely have strong persuasive power. When 110 really passes, you can pick up the wine bottle and teach the police officers a lesson, so that you can temporarily get rid of the 'Moulin Rouge' nightclub and go to the public security bureau to have tea and chat with the police. Together, you confess Wan Likai and say that he is the leader of your criminal group, so if he doesn't want to show up, he won't be able to. When the time comes, let him honestly fill out the bill that should be bought! ”

Hearing this, Yan couldn't help but widen his eyes and said, "In this case, we might as well directly set fire to the box and create a fire accident!" We have all become members of the criminal group, but I am afraid that if Wan Likai is not brought back tomorrow, our headquarters will be surrounded and suppressed by the police uncles first! ”

"That's right!" Zhang Funian sighed and said: "It's really troublesome now, it's like our brothers on the road, once there is any trouble, we will immediately change the address of the headquarters, and the rabbit still has three nests, why do we have to die in one place?!" ”

Everyone rolled their eyes together, can one army have three commands?! Besides, they are a mobile unit temporarily separated from the Fifth Special Force, and they are not like rabbits who can only hide there and shiver like rabbits.

……

Zhang Funian put forward one suggestion after another, but was rejected by everyone, including himself, one after another. Really, blame Wan Likai for making things so big and complicated! In the end, even Zhang Funian couldn't come up with any good suggestions, he said ruthlessly: "Forget it, you just don't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, just rush out!" Anyway, those security guards are not your opponents, and someone will stop them and let them go directly. Remember, try not to create a big mess, as long as their losses are reduced to a limit, you try not to come out at the headquarters, avoid this limelight, and after a long time, their anger will subside, and they will naturally relax their investigation of this matter. ”

Everyone still shook their heads, they were soldiers, not bandits and hooligans, they ate other people's food, ate other people's food, and then beat everyone down and fled. Although everyone knows that this is the best choice, but receiving ideological education since childhood, things like "eight honors and eight shames" have been deeply imprinted in everyone's heart, forming their unique moral yardstick, and where can it be changed in a while?

"Then you can pray together, see if the lovely Santa Claus can hear your prayers, come to the world in advance, and send you a Christmas gift bag of 80,000 yuan!"

With a "snap", Zhang Funian hung up the phone, and he really didn't see that people like him still had humorous cells.

A group of professional soldiers who had just taken a unique social survival skills class sat around each other. No one wanted to speak, and in fact they didn't know what else they could say at this point. In their lives, they really have never encountered such an intractable level. By this time, they really understood the meaning of the phrase "a penny is hard to beat a hero".

What's more, in front of them, there are a full 80,000 yuan!

In the hallway, the voice of the staff saying goodbye to customers can be heard, and even if it is open for business, there is always time to prepare for a feint. Everyone's eyes fell on Zhao Jianping, how can he be said that he is also Wan Likai's senior brother, Wan Likai can't do things too desperately and ruthlessly, right?!

But Wan Likai even turned off his mobile phone, and all the others couldn't be contacted as if they were evaporating from the world, what could he Zhao Jianping do?

Zhao Jianping simply opened another bottle of liquor with a price tag of 1,608, poured himself a full glass, and poured it into his mouth. Anyway, he owes a fucking 80,000 yuan, and it's not so bad, and now Zhao Jianping's idea is to just get himself drunk!

There was a soft knock on the door outside the box, and under the stern signal, the two soldiers who were stuck by the door slowly moved their bodies. The door was pushed open, and a staff member of the "Moulin Rouge" bowed respectfully to everyone in the box, and said, "I'm sorry, we are going to close today's business in half an hour, if you don't have a good time, please forgive me!" ”

Looking at the smiling woman in front of them, everyone felt bitter in their mouths. As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling face with your hand, how do you want them to rush out from here in a hurry, knock over countless security guards by the way, and then run away?!

"Hey......!"

Zhao Jianping had already poured most of the bottle of spirits into his stomach, he stood up with a wine burp, stared at the woman in front of him with his eyes that had been burned red by alcohol, and shouted vaguely: "Tell you, we have no money!" You don't have to smile at us, we don't have any money on us, we can't pay the bills, we haven't left yet, we are just thinking about what method we should use to successfully slip away from you and run away! ”

The staff member, still with a respectful smile on her face, said softly, "You're drunk." ”

"I'm not drunk!" Zhao Jianping waved his hand vigorously, pointed at the brothers beside him, and shouted: "Let them go, I'll stay!" Isn't it just 80,000 yuan, detain me here, and when my wife comes back, she will bring the money over, don't be embarrassed by the other brothers! ”

"You're joking, sir." The staff member smiled, "I really didn't see that you are such a person with such a sense of humor." Those girls, let me thank the bosses, they only stayed here for less than half an hour, not only received the full table fee, but also got a satisfactory tip! ”

Everyone's eyes widened, they couldn't even settle the bill of 80,000 yuan, how could they have extra money to pay any tips?

"By the way, the boss who settled the bill just now, let me give this letter to a gentleman named Zhao Jianping."

Zhao Jianping took the letter handed over by the staff, and someone wrote four big words on the envelope: Senior Brother Qi.

It's a letter left by Wan Likai!

Seeing that Zhao Jianping was already drunk, he didn't find it when he turned over the letter, so he took a step forward, took the letter in Zhao Jianping's hand, and read out the words written on it by Wan Likai in front of everyone......

"Senior brother, I should have called my senior brothers, I'm sorry. I, the hateful offspring boy, must have let you go through the hardest and most helpless time in your life, right? If I'm not mistaken, I've been cursed more than I've ever been in my entire life. I made things so big and complicated, even if Zhang Funian can give you advice wholeheartedly, but he is not the Zhang Funian of the year after all, and it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and she can't come up with any way to get the best of both worlds, right? I know it's not good for me to do this, and it can even be said to be very inauthentic, but I want all my seniors, including my senior brother, to see clearly a fatal weakness of myself, a weakness that cannot be avoided under the traditional Chinese education system! ”

"The time I've been in the army has been really short, and the time I've spent with everybody is even shorter. But I must admit that all of you are high-achieving students who have been trained in the school and have received systematic training, and you are experienced and can definitely be called real masters in your field. But I think Master, including myself, thinks that this is not enough. ”

"Our army, whether it is military technology or ideological education, is too orthodox, so orthodox that the world's most elite soldiers feel tied just in the face of tens of thousands of yuan in bills. I think you still remember the first 'Blue Shield' World Military Sports Competition that Master led you to participate in, right? In the first challenge, when someone throws gas bombs into the cabin of a helicopter, forcing everyone to jump into the ocean, the team that can find or build a vehicle by itself and arrive at the designated place within the specified time is eligible for real training and assessment. At that time, Master used his own unique mode of thinking, when all the team members jumped into the sea, he did not act honestly according to the rules of the competition like everyone else, but directly robbed the helicopter, so the Chinese team won the first place in the first round of the competition. But just two days ago, Master clearly told me that the real first place in that competition should actually be Russia's Alpha Special Forces! ”

Everyone remained silent, they all knew that the world military sports competition that almost drove the Chinese team and Zhan Xia Ge to a corner, but in the end, let the Chinese team play the most brilliant and classic battle, but they didn't understand why the Chinese team in the first round was a complete victory, and Zhan Xia Ge would think that the real winner was Russia's Alpha Special Forces.

"One of the members of the Alpha unit at that time, holding the lift of the helicopter, managed to reach the coast. Such a team member, he didn't understand the language in that unfamiliar environment, and he didn't even have any survival materials on his body that he could use, but in this bad situation, this member of the Alpha Special Forces was able to earn enough money in a short period of time, rent a yacht with a high rent, and carry all the other team members who swam to a nearby desert island to the designated place. In this game, whether it is the Chinese team that relied on the unique cleverness of the Chinese to win, or the US Delta Special Forces that relied on their own country's powerful navy and air force to obtain various necessary equipment, or the British Special Forces with the world's best intelligence organization that can provide strong intelligence support for the troops, we all lost to the Russian Alpha Special Forces and lost to their strong environmental adaptability and survivability! ”

"Master told me that if you want everyone to have strong adaptability like the Russian Alpha Special Forces, it is definitely not something that can be accomplished overnight. Therefore, my role as a life skills supervisor instructor is to urge everyone to make us at this link, even if we cannot become excellent specialists, at least we must be able to reach the level that ordinary people have. And you, including the elder brother, are so proud that you are so proud that you are so proud that you are disdainful of the companions downstairs who have all kinds of survival specialties and skills, and you are proud to think that you have been called flawless. So, I'm sorry, but I have to find a way to hit you. Because, if you don't have a zero learning mentality, even if Master trains you personally, it will be difficult for you to face up to your shortcomings and make up for them. ”

At this point in the letter, what Wan Likai wants to say has basically been finished. But after all, he is Wan Likai, and at the bottom of the letter, he generously added a sentence: "If your seniors and senior brothers are still dissatisfied, and you feel that if you don't beat me, you can't get angry, come on!" But it's better not to hit me in the face. ”

Yan Yan could only shake his head and smile bitterly, he flicked the letter in his hand, and sighed lightly: "Look at it, what a super slippery boy, he first admonished us under the banner of the war song, and then put on such a posture of paying any punishment and punishment, in public and private, even if we hate it so much, it is not good to attack him again!" This is probably a survival skill in life, or a trick, right? Hmph, let's write down this account first, one day feng shui will take turns, I don't believe that you, a stinky boy who has not received systematic military training, will not fall into our hands one day! When the time comes, we will 'help each other' again! ”

Everyone nodded hatefully.

"However, Wan Likai is our 'life skills instructor' after all, and it turns out that there is indeed a weakness in us that cannot be ignored. If we are still in the Fifth Special Unit and have a strong logistical support system, we can, of course, deliberately ignore this shortcoming. But now, we are a mobile force that will be able to read the force for a considerable period of time, and our environmental adaptation and survivability must be fully developed! ”

sternly inspected everyone present, and said in a deep voice: "We must not let today's events repeat themselves on the battlefield!" Today, if Wan Likai doesn't come to help us settle the bill, we will lose face, but if all this happens on the battlefield, we will lose our lives! If Brother Zhan Xia Ge expects us to turn our weaknesses into ordinary, we must work hard to turn our weaknesses into strengths. At the very least, we can't be worse than the Alpha troops, otherwise, we wouldn't be qualified to claim to be the most powerful special forces in the world! ”

(To be continued)