And he continued, " Let him go over this matter, don't continue to mention it, and we are about to go to class, why don't you tell a joke to relieve the current mood, the conversation between the two of us just now may be too heavy, so the atmosphere around the two of us is not very good now, so, you better tell me a joke, so that I can relieve it, otherwise I may not be able to take a good class, because my mind is completely thinking about you now, so you need to tell me a joke now, so I can relieve my current state。 ”

Xiao Ming was surprised and said, "I said, what is the matter with you? Can't you see that I am not in a state now?" And can you say something that fits the situation, obviously my mood is very low now, and you still ask me to tell you a joke, why don't you say that you tell me a joke to relieve my current mood, is your word the opposite, and why do you have no sympathy at all now, it seems that you have changed a lot now, you no longer observe my mood, and you no longer take care of my changes, only know your own ideologicalism, I think you have changed, now you have become very selfish, you are no longer the same you used to be, at this time, you even let me tell you jokes, is there something wrong with your spirit？”

Adu said, "I won't care if you say that, but then again, you don't plan to tell me a joke, just tell me a random joke of all your bad jokes." ”

Xiao Ming said, "Even if I have so many bad jokes, I don't want to tell you now, because I'm in a very bad mood now, not only do you not comfort me, but also let me tell you about me, so I'm even more angry, so I say that if there are a lot of bad jokes, I don't want to tell you now, even if I tell them to some other irrelevant people, I won't tell them to you, if you want to hear jokes, you better find someone else to tell you." ”

Adu said, "Okay, it's my mouth, I'm really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs, I'm obviously doing all this for your good, and you really don't understand my good intentions, I originally wanted to ease the relationship between the two of you by telling you a bad joke or something, don't you see that people are waiting for you to apologize now, or wait for you to explain?" But you are still sitting here and indifferent, then I have to act as an intermediary to explain it for you, so I wanted you to tell a joke and tell a little about the two of you, but you decisively refused to me, so I have no choice but to say that you deserve it. ”

Xiao Ming seemed to believe what Adu said, and said, "What you just said is true, so if you have any way, you might as well say it first and let me listen to it, if I think it's feasible, then let's adopt it again between the two of us, if I don't think it's feasible, then forget it." ”

Adu said, "If you really want to hear what my method is, then you have to tell me a joke first, so that I can relieve my current mood, otherwise I won't tell you, this is also one of the conditions in exchange, how about you agree?"

Xiao Ming was helpless, and didn't continue to speak, as if he wanted to stop talking, because it was really difficult, there was no way, so even if he was not in the mood now, he was trying to recall what kind of cold joke could ease the state, after all, he really wanted to reconcile with Zhang Chu, so now that he has such an opportunity, he doesn't want to give up so simply.

Xiao Ming hesitated for a while and said, "In that case, I'll tell you one, and I do have a lot of cold jokes like this, if you don't mind, I can tell you a few more, for example, there was a steamed bun in the past, and he ate himself while walking, and there was a match in the middle, and he lit himself while walking, which is not a cold joke." ”

showed that looking at Adu's lack of any facial expressions, he knew that some of the two cold jokes he told just now were indeed too cold, so that he finished telling them, and people didn't understand the meaning for a long time, because there was no expression on his face.

Xiao Ming continued, "Since the joke I just told doesn't seem to appeal to you, then I'll tell you another one, for example, if someone else has a knife in your stomach, what should I do?"

Adu said, "Well, isn't this too simple? Can you do this, if you have to go to the hospital quickly, are you still listening there? This will be life-threatening, besides, why doesn't this metaphor apply to you, why does it have to be on me, it's just so annoying." ”

Xiao Ming said, "You are right, you should go to the hospital, but what should you do with this knife on the premise of the hospital?"

"Of course I'm going to pull it off, but will I keep this knife on my stomach?"

Xiao Ming said, "Then what you said is also right, but the premise of what you said is because your enemy is still there, because if your enemy is still there, you don't have any weapons to fight, so you can only pull out this knife, and then continue to fight against your enemy, it is best to stick this knife into the enemy's stomach again, so that he has no ability to resist, but when the enemy falls, you must remember to pull out the knife again in the future." ”

Adu was puzzled and asked, "Why is that? Shouldn't you keep the knife in your stomach all the time, if you pull it out, you will lose more, and then your life will definitely be in danger." ”

Xiao Ming said" Because this knife is pulled out of your stomach, if you don't pull it out of his stomach, then you will definitely lose more blood on your stomach, besides, if you don't pull it out, then your enemy will not have any danger to his life, so if your knife is inserted in the enemy's stomach, you must remember to pull it out, so that your enemy can lose it, so that he will not continue to resist you, and then after pulling it out, you must remember to insert it back into your stomach, stop the wound on your stomach, so that your stomach will not continue to bleed。 ”

Adu: I looked at Xiao Ming with a surprised expression, I really didn't understand what Xiao Ming's way of thinking was, and even this matter could be compared like this.

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