Adu was surprised and said, "Are you done telling a joke? Why is it so fast? I haven't understood what the hell is going on, and I don't understand what your joke means, it's too cold, I said let you tell me a joke, I didn't expect you to tell me such a cold joke." ”

Xiao Ming said, "How can this be considered a bad joke? I think it's interesting, don't you understand what it means?"

Adu said, "I can say it, I initially understand this joke, is it two people playing a game of self-harm, if in addition to this statement, I can't think of any other way to understand what these two people are doing, and I think normal people must not be able to do such a thing, since the two people in your mouth must have a problem with IQ, otherwise how can they do this?"

Xiao Ming said, "Really? Then why do I think this joke is particularly funny, and in the process of telling you jokes, I have been trying my best to control my own emotions, for fear that I will laugh out in advance, and the joke will definitely not be so good-looking at that time, I have been trying very hard to control my own emotions, how does it seem to become a cold joke when I say it in your mouth, why are you so uninteresting, if I tell you a joke, you will cooperate with me, just laugh, why do you have to say it, I am telling a cold joke？”

Adu said, "I'm just telling the truth, I really think the joke you told me is too cold, and the atmosphere is very embarrassing now, you still tell a bad joke, don't you think this joke doesn't match the two of us now? ”

Xiao Ming sighed helplessly, obviously this joke had racked his brain, and he thought about a lot of jokes backwards, he just thought that this one was still a little funny, but why did he say it like an idiot when he said it from Adu's mouth.

said, "In that case, then I'll give you another one, don't tell me, there are still a lot of jokes, don't be in a hurry, just be in a hurry, I can't remember a little, so you give me a little time, and I'll think about what is more funny." ”

Adu said, "If you still have jokes, then it doesn't hurt for me to wait for you a little, but you must think about what kind of joke it is, it can really make me happy, otherwise I really won't tell you what my method is, you just want to go yourself, for the matter of coaxing Zhang Chu, if there is no me, I hope you can succeed, but if you need to use my method, then please tell me a joke seriously." ”

When Adu finished saying this, he took a look at Zhang Chu in front of him, and found that this girl still had the same face, and she was sitting in her seat very dignified and serious, as if she hadn't heard anything about the conversation between the two people, this should be impossible, the conversation between the two people was obviously very loud, and the distance was not very far, anyone could hear it, but why didn't Zhang Chu change when he heard the conversation between the two people?

Xiao Ming said, "Since you think this joke I told is not funny, then I can only tell you one more, you have to listen to the joke I told you again, but I have always hidden it in my heart in my life, and I have only lived in these two jokes in my life, so after I tell you this joke, whether it is funny or not, you must cooperate, I laugh, because these two jokes are indeed my finale." ”

After listening to what Xiao Ming said, Adu did look forward to it.

Xiao Ming said" You have to listen, there was a plane before, there was a person on the plane who had some airsickness, and then he wanted to vomit, so he said to the stewardess, you get me a pocket, I may be airsick, and even a little bit to vomit, and then the stewardess took a pocket for him, but this person really vomited, and spit out a full pocket, the stewardess saw that this pocket was no longer able to fit immediately, and said to the passenger, this passenger, please bear with me, I see that your pocket is about to be full, so you wait a little, I will go back and get you another pocket, but when the stewardess came back again, I found that all the people on the plane had vomitedThe stewardess was very curious about why she had just taken out a pocket, and these people began to vomit all of them, what was going on? But why didn't you throw up all of a sudden, the passenger said, I don't know what's wrong with them, I just know that I just saw that my pocket was about to be full, and you haven't come back yet, I just took two more sips, but I saw that after I drank it, the others vomited, so I don't know what happened to them, do you know what's going on now?, the flight attendant started to vomit after listening to what the passenger said. ”

Adu began to laugh after listening to Xiao Ming's joke, I couldn't help it, although it was in class now, but the joke told by Xiao Ming was indeed a little disgusting, but it was indeed very funny, so it had reached 10 stars, how could Adu hold back this kind of laughter?

Adu's laughter was there like a tractor, laughing suddenly, and all the classmates were staring at it, although Adu was now red-faced, but it was like a minor illness, and he couldn't stop at all.

At this time, the teacher on the stage said, "This classmate, do you have any problems with what I said?" If I make a mistake, you can be brave enough to bring it up, and if I really make a mistake, I will definitely correct it, but if there is no mistake in what I say, you laugh like this, it is disrespectful to me, and it is also disturbing the rest of the classmates, I can kick you out of the class, and I also have the right to make you not continue to take my class. ”

Adu said, "Teacher, you misunderstood me, I don't think there is anything wrong with what you said, on the contrary, I think what you said is very correct, but this is my personal reason, so I apologize to everyone, because of my personal reasons to delay everyone's class, but I don't want to do this, but now I really can't help but want to laugh, that's because I recently got a very strange sick book, one is to laugh for no reason, please forgive the teacher, I disturbed everyone's study." ”

The teacher also said strangely, "Oh, yes, what kind of disease is it that can make you laugh like this, I have never heard of a disease that can make patients laugh, if there is such a disease, those who are very troubled every day, will it disappear?" Teacher Shu, I am shallow, I have never heard of such a disease, why don't you let us all listen to it in the future, you let us all understand what kind of disease can make you like this, after all, there are so many students here, if you understand, you will definitely help you. ”

Adu said, "Actually, this disease can only be understood but not spoken, and I can't tell what is going on, I just know that occasionally this disease will come out, and I will laugh non-stop, no matter what the occasion, I will not be able to control my emotions." In the eyes of others, I seem to be there laughing and disrespecting the teacher's class, but only I understand that my illness is starting to attack again, so you don't have to pay attention to me, let me laugh for a while, and the disease will pass after a while, and this disease does not need to take any medicine, and it will slowly disappear after a long time. ”

Adu said these words, as soon as he said it, the whole classroom began to laugh, and even the teacher on the stage even felt a little embarrassed, because for Adu's statement, it was obviously false, and even had a little meaning of molesting the teacher, so the teacher of such an age was actually molested by a student, which was also very faceless, plus the students in the audience began to laugh, and the teacher was speechless, noting that the teacher at this time still felt very embarrassed, but anyway, he still had to finish this class, after all, the bell for the end of the class had not yet sounded。

The teacher said, "I said that this student should be able to, many things should be learned to be in moderation, don't delay because of your own affairs, other students study, don't you think you are very selfish in doing this? So even if I don't call your name anymore, you should also control your own emotions, although you are a very strange condition, but I hope you can try to control it, don't delay the affairs of all of us because of your own affairs, don't you know that time is money?"

Xiao Ming saw Adu laughing there at this time, so he stretched out his hands and directly covered Adu's mouth, just now he was still laughing wildly, but he didn't know that Adu suddenly seemed to be sitting in his seat like a vibration, and began to tremble constantly, because Adu's laughter was gone, and it turned into a shaking of the body, as if the mobile phone had changed from ringtone to vibration.