Chapter 124: The Toilet

Zhao Kuangyin's nosebleed dizzily, where would he think a lot, and immediately ordered Shi Wei to diagnose as soon as possible.

Shi Wei called his pulse, looked at his complexion, and after all kinds of examinations, he asked Zhao Kuangyin how his symptoms were.

It turned out that Zhao Kuangyin originally had a nosebleed, and it was just a little bit of it, and there was occasional flow, and it was soon fine with a cotton ball.

It's just that in the afternoon today, the nosebleed flowed again, but it couldn't be stopped, and the accompanying imperial doctors of the Pharmacy Bureau prescribed several prescriptions to stop the bleeding, but they were all ineffective.

When this nosebleed flowed to this day, Zhao Kuangyin only felt that his entire head seemed to be empty, and he felt that he was almost worried about his life.

Shi Wei listened to Zhao Kuangyin for a long time, nodded slightly, and vaguely had a prescription in his heart.

Mrs. Hua Rui said from the side: "Shi Aiqing, you see that Your Majesty's face is so pale, and if it continues to flow, it must be a big deal, since you have already been diagnosed, is there any good way to stop the bleeding?" ”

Shi Wei arched his hand and said solemnly: "Your Majesty's nosebleeds are ferocious, and non-ordinary prescriptions can work, and the minister thinks that if you want to stop Your Majesty's nosebleeds, you must use an extraordinary prescription." ”

Hearing that Shi Wei had a way to stop the bleeding, Zhao Kuangyin looked overjoyed.

The Great Song Emperor waved his hand and said, "If you have any recipe, don't hurry up and give it to me, as long as you can stop my nosebleed." ”

At this time, Shi Wei showed a little embarrassment, as if there was something unspeakable.

Zhao Kuangyin was groggy and didn't have the heart to take a closer look, but the careful Mrs. Hua Rui saw that Shi Wei still had scruples in his heart.

Mrs. Hua Rui said: "Shi Aiqing, looking at you like this, could it be that you have opened this extraordinary prescription, what danger will Your Majesty not be able to obey?" ”

Shi Wei hurriedly said: "Your Majesty's golden body, your body is in danger, even if Weichen has ten guts, he will not dare to prescribe risky prescriptions for His Majesty." ”

"If that's the case, why should you hesitate?" Madame Blossom became more and more suspicious.

Shi Wei coughed a few times dryly, and said with a wry smile: "I really don't hide it from Your Majesty and Niangniang, although the medicine in Weichen's prescription is effective, but the origin of this medicinal material is a little insulting, and Weichen is only afraid that after His Majesty knows about it, he will blame Weichen." ”

Mrs. Stamen's face became even more suspicious, and she thought that this medicinal material or something was nothing more than being born in the wild and collected, and what could hurt it.

Zhao Kuangyin, who was on the couch, had already listened impatiently, and waved his hand: "I don't care where your medicinal materials come from, as long as you can cure my illness, I will not only forgive you for your innocence, but also reward you generously." ”

With Zhao Kuangyin's words, Shi Wei relieved his heart and said: "Since this is the case, then please bear with Your Majesty for a while, and Weichen will go to prepare medicine to stop bleeding for Your Majesty." ”

"Go quickly, go quickly, my blood will drain if you slower it." Zhao Kuangyin urged weakly.

Shi Wei didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurriedly bowed back.

As soon as he left the palace, the eunuch Wang Jien who was in charge came out.

According to the rules of the palace, where the emperor is given medicine, the prescription is in charge of the imperial doctor of the Shang Pharmacy Bureau, and the dispensing is in charge of the Imperial Pharmacy Bureau.

But now that the incident happened suddenly, the medicine that Shi Wei needed was not available in the imperial pharmacy accompanying him, so the Son of Heaven made an exception and gave him the power to act cheaply, so that he could prescribe and dispense the medicine by himself.

However, for the sake of safety, the Son of Heaven still sent his personal eunuch Wang Jien to accompany him to supervise Shi Wei's dispensing, and after he tried it, he gave it to the Son of Heaven.

"Lord Shi, are we going out of the city?" Wang Jien, who was following Shi Wei's buttocks, asked.

Shi Wei didn't look back, and asked rhetorically: "What are you doing out of the city?" ”

Wang Jien said with a smile: "Didn't Lord Shi say that there is no medicine in the palace for this flavor medicine to be used, there is no medicine in the palace, and there must be no private medicine shops in Luoyang City, since this is the case, then what other way can we do except go out of the city to collect medicine." ”

Looking at Wang Jien's smug look, he seemed to think that he was very smart, and deduced Shi Wei's thoughts.

Shi Wei sneered: "Manager Wang is really smart, but it seems that Xia Guan has never said that there is no such medicine in the palace." ”

Wang Jien was stunned for a moment, and said puzzledly: "Since there is one in the palace, why don't you let the people from the Imperial Pharmacy deliver it directly, but you have to do it yourself, Lord Shi." ”

"This medicine is insulting, and the people in the Imperial Medical Bureau will never store it, but this medicine is in this palace, so I have to go and get it myself."

Shi Wei said and quickened his pace, and Wang Jien became more and more confused when he heard it, not knowing what Shi Wei's intentions were.

In a daze, Wang Jien could only follow Shi Wei in a daze and hurriedly walked in this palace.

After a cup of tea, Shi Wei stopped in front of a remote courtyard.

A thick stench came to the nostrils, which only made people feel sick, and Wang Jien quickly covered his nose.

Only then did he realize that Shi Wei had taken him to the ground where the toilet was being cleaned in the palace.

"Shiwei people, what are we doing in this kind of place?" Wang Jien pinched his nose and asked squeaked.

Shi Wei covered his nose with a handkerchief and said lightly: "What else can I do, of course, I came to 'collect medicine'." ”

So saying, he strode in.

Although the Luoyang Palace is not as lively as Bianjing, it is not empty, in addition to some eunuchs and palace maids who stayed behind, there are also many concubines who have been beaten into the cold palace or committed crimes live here.

Although there are few people, there are also a considerable number of people who eat and drink Lazar every day.

Therefore, as soon as Shi Wei entered the courtyard, he saw that the left side of the courtyard was full of toilets, and after a brief sweep, there were at least hundreds of them.

On the other side of the courtyard, there were hundreds of toilets, and seven or eight eunuchs were squatting there to wash and scrub.

This era is highly hierarchical, and the same is true in the palace.

Although the eunuchs and palace maids are all humble slaves and maids who serve people, they are also divided into three, six, nine and so on.

The first-class is like Wang Jien, serving the emperor and leading other palace maids and eunuchs in the palace.

The next time I serve a queen, a concubine or something, and then I clean the courtyard and wash clothes, the lower the status, the dirtier and more tired the work I do.

The eunuch with the lowest status is naturally the one who washes the toilet.

These eunuchs who are always talking about cleaning the toilet, not to mention masters such as concubines, are eunuch leaders like Wang Jien, I am afraid that they will not have a chance to meet.

Now they couldn't help but be shocked when they saw the unexpectedly arrival of the Governor Ouchi.

A group of eunuchs with toilet brushes in their hands jumped up and rushed up to ask Wang Jien for peace.

The pungent stench came with it.

Wang Jien hurriedly covered his nose more tightly, brushed his hands and shouted, "You all stand far away for me, come here." ”

The toilet eunuchs hurriedly took a few steps back, and waited respectfully for Wang Jien's reprimand.

That Wang Jien turned around to Shi Wei, frowned, and said: "I said Lord Shi, it's about Your Majesty's dragon body, we can't delay, don't make fun of me, hurry up and find a way to get medicine." ”

Shi Wei ignored him, glanced around, and ordered, "You bring a few washed toilets, I want to check them." ”

The eunuchs were stunned for a moment, looking at each other, all at a loss.

These eunuchs who stayed in Xijing didn't know Shi Wei, but looking at what he was wearing, they also knew that he must be a minister.

It's just that the eunuchs couldn't figure out how a dignified minister could come to such a dirty and smelly place, and kept saying that he wanted to check the toilet.

If it weren't for their humble status, the eunuchs in front of them would have laughed out loud.

That Wang Jien naturally looked incredulous, and looked at Shi Wei in horror and inexplicably.

Seeing that no one was moving, Shi Wei said unhappily: "Chief Wang, why can't I call these subordinates of yours, if you delay your majesty's treatment, will you bear this responsibility?" ”

Wang Jien's heart was shocked.

Although Shi Wei's incredible move made him unpredictable, since the Son of Heaven had to listen to his orders, he had no reason to refuse.

"No matter what you toss, when the time comes, if you miss Your Majesty's illness, the blame will not be on me anyway, if you are cured, it will be just right......"

Wang Jien pondered for a moment, and immediately shouted at those eunuchs: "Are you all deaf? Lord Shi asked you to bring a few toilets, don't do it quickly. ”

The big eunuch spoke, and this group of humble eunuchs dared not obey, so they hurriedly picked up a few relatively clean ones from the cleaned toilet pile and placed them neatly in front of Shi Wei.

Shi Wei asked them to lift the toilet lid again, so he covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief, lowered his head and carefully checked the toilet one by one.

Those eunuchs looked at Shi Wei's serious appearance, and they all held back a smile in their hearts, clenching their teeth and not daring to squeak.

That Wang Jien was also amused, and couldn't help asking: "I said, Lord Shi, you don't think that the medicinal materials you want will grow in this toilet, right?" ”

Shi Wei finished the inspection, straightened up, and said with a smile: "Manager Wang is really smart, this makes you see, that's right, the medicine that the lower officials want really grows in this toilet." ”

Wang Jien was stunned, and everyone present was stunned.

No one could understand what Shi Wei meant.

That Wang Jien was stunned for a long time, and suddenly his face became solemn, and he said with a straight face: "I said Lord Shi, your joke is a bit too much, if Your Majesty knows that you are so slow about his old man's illness, I am only afraid that your black yarn can not be protected." ”

Shi Wei disagreed: "If the black yarn on my head can't be kept, I won't bother with the king's manager, now you just need to obey the order." ”

After that, Shi Wei picked out a few toilets and ordered them to be given to the eunuchs, asking them to scrape off the dirt on the walls of the toilets, collect them and present them to him.

Wang Jien was still confused, but he had no choice but to do as he said.

So a group of eunuchs who cleaned the toilet became busy again, tossed for a long time, and finally collected a bowl of urine scale.

"Mr. Wang, please pack these 'medicinal materials' and bring them up, let's go." Shi Wei ordered to go down, turned around and walked away.

"Did you hear it, Lord Shi spoke, pack it and take it away."

Wang Jien shouted orders to his followers in displeasure, and quickly fled from this stench place.

He chased after Shi Wei and asked, "Lord Shi, where are we going now?" ”

"Of course, I went to the imperial dining room to bake medicine." Shi Wei replied without replying.

When Wang Jien heard this, he looked confused again.

(To be continued)