Shi Wei came to the imperial dining room and ordered them to light a fire, and ordered Wang Jien to find a few new tiles and put them on the fire.

Then, Shi Wei ordered them to put the urine and dirt they had collected on the tiles and dry them over fire.

Finally, when the urine scale was dried, Shi Zhi mixed those white crystals with warm boiled water to make two bowls of hot soup.

Wang Jien waited beside him, as if watching a monkey show, watching Shi Wei "playing with pee", laughing enough, and gradually dozing off.

I don't know how long it took, Shi Wei suddenly woke him up, pointed to the two bowls of soup on the table, and said with a smile: "Manager Wang, the medicine to stop bleeding has been prepared, according to the law, you can taste it for Your Majesty first." ”

Wang Jien looked at the hot so-called hemostatic medicine, leaned over, faintly smelled a sour smell, and couldn't help frowning.

"Master Shi, what are you made of this decoction, why does it smell so bad?"

Shi Wei pointed to the remaining urine and dirt and said, "Do you still need to ask, of course it was done with these people." ”

Urine scale is also white, which looks filthy and disgusting, but in fact, it is a traditional Chinese medicine that has a good effect of stopping bleeding.

It's just that although the surname of this medicine is good, but because of its inelegant material, many medical skills in this era have not been recorded, until the Ming Dynasty's "Compendium of Materia Medica" came out, the magic of this medicine is widely known.

Among the imperial doctors in the dynasty, I am afraid that few people know what "white in the people" is, let alone Wang Jien such a eunuch.

Wang Jien was stunned for a moment, and suddenly his expression changed greatly, and he exclaimed: "Lord Shi, are you crazy, you dare to give your majesty urine scale, do you know what a crime this is!" ”

Shi Wei had expected him to react like this, so he had given Zhao Kuangyin a preventive injection in advance.

At that moment, Shi Wei only said lightly: "When I was in the palace before, didn't the chief manager remember the will given by His Majesty?" ”

At that time, Wang Jien was on his side, and the Son of Heaven said that no matter where this medicine came from, as long as it could cure his illness, Shi Wei would be forgiven.

Of course, Wang Jien remembered such words, and as a result, he was blocked and had nothing to say.

Shi Wei subdued the eunuch and said, "Without further ado, this medicine must be presented to Your Majesty quickly, but before that, there will be King Lao in charge of you." ”

Shi Wei wanted him to test the medicine.

Wang Jien was depressed now, if he didn't know the origin of this medicine, but just now he followed Shi Wei to the toilet courtyard and saw with his own eyes how he collected these urine scales from those foul-smelling toilets.

Thinking of the disgusting scene at that time, Wang Jien had an urge to vomit.

But now, he had to drink the medicine himself.

Looking at Wang Jien's embarrassed expression, Shi Wei sneered in his heart.

In fact, he can completely let other eunuchs test the medicine, as long as it is confirmed that it is non-toxic.

But Shi Wei preferred to choose Wang Jien, the personal eunuch of the Son of Heaven.

Because Wang Jien is the person of King Jin.

Let such a eunuch who is good with the King of Jin stay by the side of the Son of Heaven, Shi Wei always feels that it is a time bomb, and he is naturally relieved.

That's why he deliberately wanted Wang Jien to test the medicine, if this dead eunuch was disgusting and pushed it to other eunuchs to try, Shi Wei caught his handle.

A eunuch trusted by the Son of Heaven was unwilling to test the medicine for the Son of Heaven because he was afraid of nausea.

Shi Wei believes that as long as this matter is skillfully spread to the ears of the Son of Heaven, it will be a matter of time before Wang Jien falls out of favor.

"The smell of this medicine is appropriate, it seems that the toilets I just picked are not bad, Mr. Wang, don't look at this urine scale, it's disgusting, but it's good for your body to drink it, you just take this opportunity to take it full and take it orally."

Shi Wei deliberately brought up the matter of the toilet courtyard, which really made Wang Jien more and more disgusting.

"Master Shi, you're not kidding me, are you, this thing can really cure diseases?" Wang Jien asked with a bitter face, at this time, he wished that Shi Wei was joking.

At this time, Shi Wei's expression became serious, and he said solemnly: "Manager Wang, it's about Your Majesty's dragon body, do you think I'm joking like this?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Jien was convinced that Shi Wei was not crazy, he really planned to give the Son of Heaven the urine in the toilet.

He swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, trying his best to suppress the ** in his throat and eyes that wanted to vomit, but he hesitated for a long time, but it was really difficult to swallow.

Shi Wei was really afraid that he would grit his teeth and drink it, in that case, his plan would not be in vain.

So he rolled his eyes, and pretended to be impatient and said, "Manager Wang, hurry up, if you don't want to try, try it with someone else, in short, don't delay it any longer." ”

When Wang Jien heard this, it was as if he had been pardoned.

He hurriedly put down the decoction he had picked up, pointed to a eunuch who was on his guard, and shouted, "You, hurry up and swallow this medicine." ”

The attendant eunuch had also followed him to the toilet courtyard, and when he heard that he wanted to drink the urine scale, he naturally hesitated.

Wang Jien scolded: "Your Majesty is still waiting for this medicine to stop the bleeding, you are still fucking procrastinating, if you don't drink it again, Lao Tzu will send you to the toilet yard and let you wash the toilet for a lifetime." ”

With such a threat, the eunuch who followed him was suddenly frightened.

Take a sip with your head covered, at most you will be nauseous for a while, and you will be sent to the toilet yard, which will be disgusting for a lifetime.

After a little weighing, how dare the eunuch hesitate any longer, quickly put up the bowl of urine, closed his eyes, held his breath, and drank it in one go.

After drinking, the eunuch on the side was disgusted and wanted to vomit.

Wang Jien hurriedly shouted: "Don't vomit, if you vomit, you won't be able to detect whether there is a poisonous surname." Hurry up and swallow it back for Lao Tzu, if you dare to spit out a drop, Lao Tzu will send you to wash the toilet for the rest of your life. ”

is the so-called official level crushes people to death, if the official is bullied by his superiors, he can still slap his ass and leave, and he will not be disgusted.

These little eunuchs were as deep as the sea as soon as they entered the palace gate, and they could only swallow bitter water by themselves when they were bullied by the old eunuchs, and endured it.

Wang Jien threatened like this, and the little eunuch could only swallow the vomit that came to his mouth and swallowed it back raw.

Seeing this, Shi Wei also had the urge to vomit, and quickly turned around.

The little eunuch held on for a while, and finally endured the vomiting, and Wang Jien breathed a sigh of relief.

After about a cup of tea, the little eunuch seemed to be fine.

Wang Jien brought another imperial doctor and asked him to check the pulse of the little eunuch, and carefully checked it, making sure that there was no sign of poisoning.

After this toss, Wang Jien was relieved, so he took another bowl of medicinal soup and went back to the dormitory with Shi Wei.

At this time, the night was deeper, and during the time when Shi Wei went and returned, Zhao Kuangyin had washed out two large basins of blood.

Hearing that the medicine to stop bleeding was delivered, Zhao Kuangyin was overjoyed, and stood up without waiting for Mrs. Hua Rui's support, shouting and hurriedly presenting the medicine.

Wang Jien held his breath and carefully held the bowl of urine scale medicine.

The smell came into his nose, Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help pinching his nose, frowned and shouted: "What kind of medicine is this, why is it so stinky?" ”

Mrs. Hua Rui also pinched her nose and complained: "Shi Aiqing, what kind of medicinal herbs do you put in this soup, why is it so stinky?" ”

Shi Wei stepped forward and replied calmly: "Weichen's medicine, called Renzhongbai, this medicine stinks a little, but it is a good medicine to stop bleeding." As the so-called good medicine is bitter, please bear with it and take it as soon as possible. ”

The scientific name of Renzhong Bai is very elegant, and even a little poetic, from the name of this medicine, of course Zhao Kuangyin can't guess its true ingredients.

As for Wang Jien, although he knew that it was urine scale, he didn't dare to say it, for fear that the Son of Heaven would refuse to take the medicine because of nausea, and when the time came, he would delay his condition, and he could bear the blame.

Zhao Kuangyin stared at the medicine and asked, "Wang Jien, have you tried this medicine?" ”

"The old slave tried, and it stinks, but there is no problem." Wang Jien is clever and tight, of course, he will not say that this medicine was tried by his followers.

At this time, Mrs. Hua Rui persuaded from the side: "Your Majesty, Shi Aiqing is right, the medicine is bitter, Your Majesty should bear with it." ”

Zhao Kuangyin hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said arrogantly: "I went into battle to kill the enemy, and I was not afraid when I licked the blood with the knife, how could I be afraid of this smelly medicine and bring it to me." ”

Mrs. Hua Rui hurriedly took the medicine and handed it to Zhao Kuangyin.

Zhao Kuangyin was also heroic, he stood up, his brows did not wrinkle, he raised his head and poured it clean in one breath.

Zhao Kuangyin didn't know the origin of this medicine, and he didn't have any mental burden, so although the medicine tasted strange, he didn't have much reaction after drinking it, and his patience passed.

Shi Wei said again: "This prescription has just been taken, if it is to work, I am afraid it will take a while, Your Majesty will rest first." ”

So Mrs. Hua Rui helped Zhao Kuangyin to lie down.

Shi Wei is responsible, and when he is not sure that Zhao Kuangyin is fine, he can only stay outside and listen at any time.

At the beginning, Zhao Kuangyin still had nosebleeds, but with the onset of the medicine surname, the amount of bleeding became less and less, and after tossing for more than an hour, it finally stopped.

After stopping the bleeding, Zhao Kuangyin didn't have the strength to be happy, so he fell asleep groggily on the bed.

Before receiving the holy order, Shi Wei did not dare to leave without permission, so he had to doze off on the chair in the outer palace for a night.

Before I knew it, it was dawn, and the whole night had passed.

Shi Wei, who was leaning on the chair, was half-asleep when he was woken up by Wang Jien.

"Lord Shi, Your Majesty's illness has been cured, you have made a great contribution, Your Majesty has passed you in." Wang Jien shouted happily.

Shi Wei's spirits were lifted, he quickly straightened his clothes, and hurriedly entered the inner palace.

At this time, Zhao Kuangyin had already woken up, and although his face was a little pale due to blood loss, he looked much better than last night.

And Mrs. Hua Rui, who was tired, was feeding herself Zhao Kuangyin and listening to the blood-replenishing jujube porridge.

Seeing Shi Wei enter, before he could pay a salute, Zhao Kuangyin praised happily: "Shi Aiqing, your hemostatic soup is really a magic recipe, you really deserve to be the No. 1 miracle doctor of my Great Song Dynasty." ”

Zhao Kuangyin's condition has improved, and he has a lot of confidence in speaking than yesterday.

Hearing the praise of the Son of Heaven, Shi Wei was proud in his heart, but he didn't dare to rely on the merits, and only said humbly: "It's Your Majesty's blessing to the sky, and Weichen is just a little trick." ”

Zhao Kuangyin laughed, the better he was in the mood, and then asked again: "By the way, Shi Aiqing, what is this person's Zhongbai, I have never heard of it before, how can it have such a miraculous effect?" ”

The Son of Heaven asked, but Shi Wei didn't dare to hide it, so he had to say frankly: "Back to Your Majesty, in fact, this person is white, and it is the urine scale in the toilet." ”

"Poof—"

Hearing this, Zhao Kuangyin immediately squirted out the porridge in his mouth.

(To be continued)