Speaking of modern society, there are two most well-known characters next door, one is born in the northeast and grew up in Tieling, and has a certain fame under the vigorous promotion of Uncle Benshan and Song Dandan - Wu Lao Er next door, a famous figure in the silk, a patient with sequelae of cerebral thrombosis, trembling when he sees everyone. The other is much more famous, and it is also a figure that many people dream of changing, the place of birth is unknown, the age is unknown, the current address is unknown, the family conditions are unknown, only know that there are many lovers, and they are all other people's wives. Then this eldest brother is well-known - Comrade Wang next door.

Wang Yan, a big brother in a place in northern China, wore it on his 50th birthday. There was no lightning and thunder, and there was no car accident, but after drinking the birthday wine, I wore it......

Lao Wang, who was lying in his mother's arms, had an empty mind, and he didn't understand what was going on. Is it reborn? But it doesn't seem like he's dead. Through? But he had just been born, and his completely new body hid the soul of a fifty-year-old. The fragrant breast milk beside him was completely unattractive to him.

"Isn't this baby sick, why didn't she cry?" The owner of the voice sounded as if he was middle-aged, and his voice was full of tiredness and doubt.

"It's not a problem, you just pick it up and take a picture of your butt twice!" The determined voice became even more shrill, and when Lao Wang heard it, he felt that Nima was not a good person, so he looked at it, and the midwife ignored it.

As the body was picked up, the huge fan-like palm exhaled on the buttocks. It hurts, but is bearable. Lao Wang tightened the chrysanthemum, opened his eyes and looked at the face in front of him, which was like a Yuanmou person, and the long hair on his face made him unbearable to look at it directly, and closed his eyes again. A few people in the room chattered and talked for a long time, and Wu Lao Er also endured the pain for a long time, but in the end, there was a sudden sentence "Isn't it a monster?" "So that he finally had to cry, so as not to attract the covetousness of the elder brother.

After that, things are more logical, you should breastfeed and sleep, and you should be completely treated as a normal newborn child. If you want to figure out the situation, if you want to plan for the future or something, at least

You have to wait until you have the ability. Now that the body is not growing, the IQ does not feel so sufficient.

I eat, sleep, sleep and eat every day, and occasionally listen to the chatter of my parents in this life, but after all, it is useless to myself. I just knew that I was in the White Jade Empire, which should be in ancient times, but I hadn't heard of such a country? The mind is messed up. It wasn't until one night that he heard the conversation between the father and the gentle mother who seemed to be the rebirth of the Yuanmou people, and Lao Wang finally stopped being messy, but had a feeling that the heavens were about to descend on the people.

"Daddy, it's time to think of a name for the child."

"That's not simple, I've been thinking about it these days," the child's father groaned slightly, "Our eldest has a good life, he can worship under Mr. Zuo's door, this child is born without crying or making trouble, and he knows how to sleep every day, I'm afraid that this child is not easy to raise, maybe there will be some disasters when he grows up in the future, so he will simply call Xiao Erde." ”

"Okay, this is the transformation of the black boss to the second shop!" Lao Wang sighed helplessly in his heart, but he couldn't change it.

"Then this is a nickname, you can think of one when the child grows up!"

"What a nickname! It's called Wu Er, when I was a child, I was called Wu Xiaoer, and when I was older, I was called Wu Laoer! ”

After hearing this, Lao Wang couldn't hear what the two of them said anymore, and his mind was dizzy, just thinking that Nima had such a pit son? Could it be that in the future, the neighbor Cuihua will say to her husband, you see Wu Lao Er next door trembling when he looks at me? Dad, why don't you have the surname Wang? Lao Wang next door is such a bullish character, don't you want your world to be full of excitement? Don't you want your world to be colorful? Don't you want your life to have all kinds of colors? Are you willing to have a son with sequelae of cerebral thrombosis in the future, instead of letting him turn into Wang Erxiao and become a professional cattle farmer? Can't you name your son without difficulty, and live a prosperous and prosperous life, but ignore that this son may not be able to marry and have children in the future, and name your son???

But no matter what Lao Wang thinks in his heart, it seems that Wu Er's meaningful name will become his code name in this world.

Maybe he can change his name in the future, Lao Wang thought in his heart, because he never thought that he would live a dull life, whether it was in his previous life or in this life. Yes, he believed in the saying "I was born to be useful" and took it as a guideline. Although he doesn't know which ancient dynasty this is, he believes that with his previous life from a high school gangster all the way through the difficulties, the experience of becoming the leader of the unified H City in more than ten years and the whitewashing in the next 20 years, the ability to mix like a fish in water in the big dye vat in the political circle, he will live well in any conditions and any environment. Lao Wang didn't think about fighting for hegemony, overthrowing the existing regime and becoming emperor himself. It's not that I think it's impossible, but I feel too tired, haven't I worked hard enough in my previous life? Make some money, a bit of an industry that is enough to pass on the family, have nothing to do to travel around the mountains and rivers, gather friends and taste wine, marry a few wives, find a few lovers and have a few children, there are people to give face everywhere, there are screams from fans, this, is this life!

So Lao Wang's life plan is slowly taking shape in his mind, the first step is to grow up, and then be able to stand on his own and break away from this family, the focus is to change his name. The second step is to develop your own industry, make a few friends, marry a wife and have children, and see the situation in the rivers and lakes. There is no third step in the third step, and Lao Wang thinks about it, how do you feel that this first step is a little difficult? And then what happened slowly next proved how funny his previous fantasy was.

It happened when Lao Wang was four years old, and he already had a little understanding of the world, the shape and time of this society. He knew that he had an elder brother named Wu Nan (fourth tone), who worshiped under Zuo Ying, an outstanding contemporary disciple of the Legalist family. He also knew that his family lived in a county less than ten miles away from the capital, called Sanmen County. There are still some big and small specious things, and Lao Wang is really not in the mood to think about it, because he knows a big thing today - the eunuchs of this world can marry and have children! In the last years of the Great Jade Dynasty, the emperor was deaf and wanted to lead the soldiers to destroy the rest of the schools. At that time, the Guigu faction united with the Zongheng family to persuade the rest of the schools to overthrow the emperor at that time and wanted to establish a new monarch. But it didn't come to fruition and didn't control it, so the rebellion was out of control. In the end, the military strategists united with some Confucianism, Taoism, Famo, Yin Yang and other disciples to keep the crown prince and establish the White Jade Kingdom. But the huge Great Jade Dynasty was also divided as a result, and there were seven more countries outside of the White Jade Empire.

In the country of Baiyu, the Confucian sage Yan Ran suggested to the emperor, "The rest of the sentence is not guilty, but because he needs to enter the palace to assist in miscellaneous affairs, he has to be castrated, and his affection is also." But how can my generation regard his descendants as determined not to pass it on? The body is in the heart to change it. "Yes." In this way, the eunuchs of this world have changed their sticks into half-cut sticks. In this way, although it is not very strong, at least it can be passed on to the next generation. Of course, there are various ways in the palace to prevent the eunuchs from causing trouble in the harem.

Why does Wu Lao Er know so clearly? for he was going to be sent to the palace. According to his father's original words, "lest you not be able to raise well in our family, go to the palace to get a touch of royal luxury, and you will have a share of your own merits in the future." Wu's mother disagreed at first, but she couldn't stand Wu Kengzi's clever tongue (read it, not softly) and finally reluctantly agreed. Wu Lao Er finally objected, and let him cry and scold in every way, and he was wronged and cunning, but after all, he couldn't change this result. Finally, in Wu Kengzi's "Go to the palace and study hard, you will have something to do, learn more skills, and learn from your eldest brother." In the undisciplined words, he was carried to the road to the palace and moved forward firmly. Wu Lao Er was sad and indignant in his heart, is this Nima's father? Is it? Is it? No way? The eldest brother's name is Wu Nan, there is no difficulty in his life, he is called Wu Lao Er, and now he is really going to have no second child. So Lao Wang is changing gorgeously from the role of Lao Wang next door, the envy of the people of the whole country, to the role of Wu Lao Er, who is not envied by the people of the whole country.

So now, the White Jade Empire, the eighty-ninth year of the new calendar, the eighth day of the seventh month, the capital of the gods, the past, the present and the future eunuchs are all gathered here.