In the capital of Shendu, Wu Lao Er met his eldest brother who had no difficulty in doing anything. Since Wu Nan was a disciple of the Legalist family, he really looked serious and did not smile. A dark gray tight-fitting robe, black thin-soled fast boots, rigorous to almost stereotypical movements, looking at that square face, it doesn't look like Wu Dad Wu and Wu Ma's own birth at all, but Wu Lao Er is disgusted enough, as if everyone owes you millions, and muttered in his heart, "When I see that you learn like that, it's not good, it's too superficial, there is no depth and no connotation, you are still the pride of Wu Dad and Wu Ma, your father doesn't dare to talk to you here, it seems to give him a look on his face." "The slander in my heart has not delayed the speed of Wu Lao Er's vegetables, for several years, the number of times I eat meat is limited, and the food is not delicious, can I not be greedy.

Boss Wu picked up the teacup, took a sip of his own and said, "So, is my father planning to let Xiao Er enter the palace to fight for a future?" "The sound of steel, the absolute sound of steel, no matter how hard Wu Lao Er tries, he can't hear a trace of emotion in his words.

"Yes, yes, I have discussed it with your mother, our family has no savings, and I don't have any ability, so I can only send Xiao Er into the palace, you, you as an elder brother, can take care of one or two in Beijing." It seems that he also feels that his proud eldest son is a little scary, and after Daddy Wu stumbled and said these few words, he squinted at the son who allowed him to walk with his chest up in the county.

Looking at the bustling streets, Wu Nan, who didn't seem to hear his father at all, finally spoke in the anxious eyes of his father and his younger brother full of "hope": "I will ask Master Zuo to let the man in charge of the knife be merciful." ”

He paused, and after a while, he said in Father Wu's elated and eager gaze as if he was about to explode and Wu Lao'er's heart was as if the world had lost its color: "Only this time, my law family has strict rules, and the royal family is even more so. Leave the second child here, father, go back first. ”

So Daddy Wu left, no matter how the eldest son refused to be thousands of miles away, he still took over the errand, and he went back and blew it with others.

Wu Lao Er felt that this Wu Lao Boss was too ruthless, his father had been driving for most of the day, and he had some food here, not to mention meeting your master or something, he couldn't even let you go to see where you lived, right? The so-called Legalists, in Wu Laoer's mind, are just using harsh punishments to discipline the people, but they didn't let you and your biological parents do the same, right?

Wu Lao Er was taken back to his home in the capital by Wu Lao Da, a nice little yard. Just when Wu Lao Er was estimating how much this courtyard was worth in the capital and wondering if he could save himself, Wu Lao's emotionless steel voice came, "Don't think about how to run away." Since the family let you enter the palace and handed you over to me, instead of thinking about how to run away, you should listen to me and tell me what the benefits are after entering the palace. ”

"Well, you say."

Wu Lao Er shrugged his shoulders in a nonchalant tone, although he wanted to show that he didn't care, but in the eyes of Wu Lao Biao, he was "full of helplessness".

"When you enter the palace, I will let the person in charge of the knife show mercy, and try to hurt your roots as little as possible, so that you will not lose your Yuanyang. You also have someone in the palace to teach you grammar and etiquette, etc., you only need to learn well, and you will have something to do, remember to serve with loyalty, put away your playfulness, and you can expect to have a family and children in the future. ”

Wu Lao Er is now annoyed as soon as he hears him preachy, please, is it to enter the palace as a eunuch, not to enter the palace as a prince, is it so easy! It's like how much favor it takes to enter the palace as a eunuch.

"You can pull it down, others sit and I stand, others eat and I watch, you just say that he is a slave who serves people in such a eunuch life."

Wu Lao Er said this sentence in a northeast accent, which made the frost on Wu Lao's face almost collapse, and then gathered even more cold frost, which was like the Songhua River in a state of minus 89 degrees.

Crashing, freezing. Collapsed, and frozen. After two exchanges, I finally froze on the expression that I should have shown.

"Nonsense! Where did you hear the fallacy! Boss Wu's face was full of expressions of longing for righteousness to kill his relatives, "It has been ancient for people who have been left to enter the palace to be supplemented by miscellaneous affairs, and what is the high and low." You don't know where to hear the nonsense, when you know that the royal family has many advanced skills and can be Rong'er and other practices, and there are many sages in the world to teach the prince to listen to it, it is really in the blessing and do not know the blessing! Hmph, stay and wait for three days to enter the palace! "As soon as I flicked my sleeves, I was leaving.

However, Boss Wu was wearing a tight-fitting robe, with more than strength and not enough chic, which made Wu Lao Er on the side laugh in his heart, thinking that what he said was so good, why didn't you become a eunuch. Seeing that Boss Wu was leaving, this guy sarcastically said, "Hey~ Wait." Seeing Boss Wu looking at himself angrily, he said, "Put less iron in dinner at night, I'm afraid that it won't be digested well." Then he snickered at the sound of Boss Wu's door slamming.

Wu Lao didn't show up at dinner at night, thinking that he was choked by anger during the day, so he tried to see Wu Lao Er as little as possible. And Wu Lao Erzi is also happy that no one bothers him, so that he can take a good look at this huge amount of information.

According to the meaning of Boss Wu's vague words, it seems that being a eunuch in this world is still a promising career. First of all, the food and housing are managed by the state, and there are people who teach reading and various skills, so can they still marry a wife and have children? Is this still a eunuch? Is there really such a good thing? Civil servants are not so chic, right? Although I don't believe that this kind of thing can happen in my heart, I can't help but have some expectations, anyway, this knife has to be suffered, I didn't run, and it's better to look forward to it. But what to expect? This Wu Lao Er muttered, looking forward to letting me go, that is enough to choke. Boss Wu said "hurt your roots as little as possible, so that you don't lose your yuanyang" is not the meaning of not being able to cut. Looks like a little bit of it?

This night passed in Wu Laoer's tossing and turning. But then again, there is probably no way to think about which person to cross. If you can't run away, even if you can run away, do you still expect someone with good Samaritans to take you in, just like you are your own child? If this is wiped out by human traffickers, I don't know how miserable it will be. In his previous life, Wu Lao Er had seen those abducted and trafficked children being stripped of their legs and arms, and then some dumb medicine, so that you could ask for food and money. If you want more, eat more, and if you want less, you don't eat at all. No matter how conceited he is, he can't imagine that his four-year-old self can make a super counterattack in that kind of situation. That's pure daydreaming.

Alas, let's get by first, in case it's really good to be a eunuch

The next day, Boss Wu, who was called Iron Man by Wu Lao Er, came again. took the book and began to teach Wu Lao Er to read and write.

Wu Lao Er thought that although this guy was full of widows, and he didn't buy his words to his relatives, his heart was still hot after all, and he knew that his younger brother would fly first with a stupid bird. In other words, he is definitely not a stupid bird, that is, he is ahead of others at the starting line. But why didn't he think about what a four-year-old doll could learn in just three days? Can I just learn how I dare to speak? Don't let this kissing big brother send a slice to him? Besides, you really want to teach me, why did you go before? Why don't you see you using snacks for your little guy?

In fact, this is Wu Laoer's thinking left, his son Wu Lao's father is in his early thirties, that is, he married a wife earlier, and his brother is only 15 or 6 years old, and he is not a traverser like Wu Laoer, how can he think so finely. People remember to make up lessons for their younger brother in advance, that is to have a conscience.

Wu Lao Er can recognize some of this word, it should be Lishu, and he knows not young and old, but he doesn't dare to say it. He didn't know what the consequences would be if he said it. I didn't have anything to say, "You teach me now that I can recognize a few words, why don't you tell me a story, and when I enter the palace, isn't there a gentleman who teaches me to read and write." ”

Boss Wu's face was entangled, why did Nima, the kid, not know what to do, and still listen to the story. But thinking about what Wu Lao Er said is also reasonable, just say what do you want to know? I can't tell stories, so you might as well ask something useful.

Yes, this is treating Wu Lao Er as an adult again, and asking something useful.

"Well, are you married?" Wu Lao Er asked with a cute face.

Nima, if I get married, won't I have children? If the kid were like you, I'd be strangled to death! Thinking about it, Boss Wu still didn't have any fluctuations on his face, "No, the laws of our country are determined, men are eighteen and women are sixteen before they can marry, and violators are slaves to the army, and you can also know these later." ”

It's quite formal, this kind of law has countless leaks to drill in the previous life, not to mention the underdeveloped ancient times. pouted disdainfully, "Then if you live together and there is no legal etiquette, isn't it considered to be married?" ”

"Cohabitation?" Probably pondering the meaning of these two words, Boss Wu was furious, "Who dares to act recklessly in such a violation of etiquette and law, and is not afraid of the law of the country!" The shaft is such nonsense"

"Okay, okay, I don't understand, just ask casually, look at your anger."

"You, you" Boss Wu was completely so angry with this younger brother that he couldn't speak, and his hands trembled. Stretched out a slap to hit it, but it seemed that he didn't know how to start.

"Okay, okay, why is this little thing still so angry, don't talk to the old lady, okay?"

Boss Wu was completely speechless, and just wanted to hide his face and escape. may not be able to achieve the embarrassment because of yesterday's "throwing sleeves", and today Boss Wu is wearing a wide robe with big sleeves.

But before he could get rid of it, Wu Lao Er pretended to be pitiful, "Brother, don't be angry, the little brother is not sensible, please forgive my brother." ”

That pitiful look, it's really me who feels pity.

Boss Wu was also made up and down by this guy, so he could only stare at Wu Boss angrily. Wu Lao Er also snickered in his heart when he saw his brother being angry like this, just like this, he was still serious, and he was cut.

"Dare to ask my brother, how big is our white jade country?" With the tone of a Liangshan hero begging for an answer, the angry Boss Wu was trembling again.

"Hmph, you'll find out later." Boss Bai really didn't want to pay attention to this goods, so he replied perfunctorily.

Next, in the time before entering the palace, Wu Lao Er really learned a lot about the situation in this world. For example, martial arts. According to him, each school has its own knowledge, and in order to better prove these learnings, the disciples of each school will practice the method of self-cultivation contained in their own learning, in the words of Wu Boss, "If you want to feel the heart of heaven, you must cultivate your own heart." And those who have the heart in the body will be strong. "Wait a lot of nonsense, Wu Lao Er can understand what Wu Lao Er means, that is, how can you study the knowledge left by God without a good body. At that time, he said, "You are strong, like King Kong, and you may not be able to understand God's thoughts, but it is quite interesting." Successfully made Boss Wu throw away again. Why say "again"?