Chapter 4 Hai Dafu and Li Lianying and Xiao Guizi

The days of being cut are still very fulfilling, and every day with my friends I accompany the three princes and the little princess to class, and then play for a while. In terms of Wu Laoer's IQ, it is not difficult to mix up a child Wang Dangdang. Wu Lao Er didn't think there was anything naΓ―ve about this, you must know that maybe ten or twenty years later, these twenty little eunuchs are quite a huge network. For a guy who dared to be called a brother to the old eunuch who was in charge of the sword at the age of four, the rest of the people were also full of curiosity about him. Little children are like that, craving to be close, and then close, to be friends. Maybe there are few of them who can occupy important positions in the future, but as long as there is one, Wu Lao Er feels that he has earned it. As for playing with the prince and princess, not every little eunuch has the honor, it must be something that can make the prince and princess happy, and next time, they will be brought over. And there are several eunuchs and palace maids on the side, and everyone can imagine the level of tension.

Wu Lao Er knows a lot about these days, and it turns out that the history of this era is like this:

After King Qin Zhao gave the death of Bai Qi, the son of Bai Qi, Bai Xian, was not angry that his father had made great achievements but was tragically killed, and led his clansmen and generals and some of Bai Qi's personal soldiers to leave the Qin State to find a place to live in the northern grasslands. At the end of the Qin Dynasty, the Central Plains was in turmoil, and heroes came out to chase the deer. The old Bai Xianyi's son Bai Yu led the descendants of the generals and some barbarians subdued in the grassland to the south to chase the deer, trying to win the Central Plains. In the end, Bai Yuxiong looked at the world, unified the Central Plains, established the Great Jade Dynasty, and established a feudal dynasty with a high degree of centralization.

The Great Jade Dynasty has developed for more than 300 years, because it has not experienced the Han Dynasty's "deposing a hundred schools of thought and respecting Confucianism", so it still continues the academic pattern of a hundred flowers blooming and a hundred schools of thought contending, so there is a strong development in all aspects, such as paper, iron, weapons, characters, or something, anyway, it is quite a developed society...... But then it split. It was divided into seven countries, and this is what is now the White Jade Empire. However, as for how he appeared, Wu Lao Er estimated that he couldn't figure it out in his life.

He stayed in the palace for more than two months, during which he only recuperated for three days. The rest of the time was spent reading and learning the rules of the palace, the duties of the eunuchs, and so on. Wu Lao Er knew that the harem was not easy to enter, after all, the current eunuch profession was completely like a civil servant. Bai Yuguo also has an East and West Factory, and Dongchang Jinyiwei is responsible for domestic martial arts affairs, potential safety hazards or something, and he doesn't have much power. The employees of the West Factory are called Dark Riders, and they are mainly responsible for spying among the rest of the countries and the like, preparing for the future unification of the empire. Of course, there are also institutions responsible for monitoring national officials, and Wu Lao Er has not heard of it, but he only knows that the heads of these three major institutions are eunuchs. He also thought that he might be able to be a petty official of Jinyi Wei in the future, after all, he still had a long time to grow.

Time passed quickly, whether it was fast or not, and Wu Lao Er slowly deepened his impression in the hearts of the princess and other eunuchs and palace maids. Now everyone knows that there is a little guy who is very popular with the three princes in the new batch of little eunuchs, and almost every time the three princes have to call him when they are playing, and this kid is also very good at coaxing people to be happy, no matter the eunuchs and palace maids have heard him deliberately disguised touting.

During the New Year, Wu Lao Er couldn't go home, this is the rule in the palace, although he himself felt that it was pointless to go back or not, because he was really not very interested in the father who liked to pit his son. His eldest brother, known as Iron Man, was also unable to enter the palace to see him. Now I have learned a lot of rules and words, and I have added another course every day, that is, brainwashing. Every day, someone changes the law to teach you to be loyal to the monarch and patriotism, to be grateful for the kindness of the heavenly family, and the depth of brainwashing skills is so profound that it is beyond the reach of MLM in later generations. Of course, Wu Lao Er, who has a complete adult mind and consciousness, is fine, but look at the other little eunuchs shaking their heads, "Jun Grace is the grace of heaven, my life is granted by the king", "Serve the king with loyalty, and die with a heart or", etc., Wu Lao Er must also be as if he was poisoned. This also made him finally know the reason why the emperor of this country "used eunuchs to think that he was a troublemaker", Nima's brain was washed like that, how could he still rebel. If, when you are just able to understand the meaning of the words of this world, someone keeps telling you that the sun is square, and keeps saying it for more than ten years, I think you will work hard for this "truth" and people, even if the whole world says that the sun is round, you may not be able to compromise. Looking at the honorable appearance of those eunuchs who taught Zhongjun one by one, Wu Lao Er sometimes asked himself, maybe this is really good?

In the 90 years of the new calendar, there is one more thing that is considered a big thing among the little eunuchs such as Wu Laoer. There are regulations in the palace, and the new little eunuchs in the palace have certain rules, and after recognizing many words, there will be eunuchs in charge of various departments and functions to choose apprentices. The most important are the Bingbi Division, the Guanyin Division, the Imperial Medicine Division, and the Collection Division. Among them, the Bingbi Division and the Guan Yin Division are the emperor's personal eunuchs, one for the emperor to present the chapter, and the other for the emperor to keep the seal. The Imperial Medicine Division, as the name suggests, specializes in helping the royal family keep an eye on medicine, after all, the safety of the prince and the princess and the harem concubines must also be guaranteed. As for the Department of Collections, it is related to the country's heritage. There are works of various schools in the library cabinet, and important books such as martial arts cheats, art of war, strategy, and secrets.

The collection department has a chief eunuch, four deputy chief eunuchs, and a number of miscellaneous eunuchs.

Martial arts, this is what Wu Lao Er yearns for the most, unlike other little eunuchs who want to enter the Bingbi Division to manage the seal division, thinking that they can be the emperor's cronies in the future. Wu Lao Er fantasized that he could dominate the world with peerless magical skills, because it is rumored that every chief eunuch and deputy chief eunuch of the Collection Division will go to Dongchang Jinyi Wei to serve after leaving office, because Jinyi Wei has to deal with people in the rivers and lakes and various sects, so the martial arts masters who go out of the Collection Division can come in handy.

"It's coming, it's coming."

"Shhh

"I didn't have a loud voice, I just said I was coming."

"It's endless, what if you can't leave the stewards for a while!"

"No, they won't"

"Shut up!" Wu Lao Er reluctantly interrupted the argument of these bear children, pretending to be fierce and squinting at these unpromising companions: "What are you arguing about, wait for it." ”

Wu Lao Er still has a strong reputation among these children, no way, decades of soul, if you can't convince these children who have never seen the world, it is really better not to be reborn. The group of chief eunuchs of various divisions who came over on the opposite side were also a little surprised when they saw this scene, after all, children are the most difficult to discipline, and their impermanence is comparable to the heart of a woman's sea.

Wu Lao Er watched the eunuchs who usually took them to class introduce their children to the chief managers, and then the chief eunuchs pointed with their fingers on the roster, and they couldn't help but be a little apprehensive. Anyway, the scolding just now also has an element of his own performance, otherwise he usually doesn't bother to care about the arguments of these bear children. The reason why this is so is that he analyzes that the emperor's close attendants need to be shrewd, know how to figure out the intentions, but not too prestigious, bold and reckless. Needless to say, Wu Lao Er usually looks like he is very smug and can play with a group of children, so he doesn't look like a horn that can serve people carefully. As for the Imperial Medicine Division, in addition to being cautious, he is still cautious. I want to enter the collection department, but of course I can't be cautious.

In the end, Wu Lao Er was selected by the Collection Division, and the Collection Division only selected two children, which made Wu Lao Er very happy.

On the way to follow the chief eunuch of the Collection Division to the Collection Division, Wu Lao Er was still thinking about how to talk about it, and he didn't want the chief eunuch to laugh when he saw that he wanted to speak and stopped, "You kid is the Wu Er who is the brother and brother of the Zonggong who is in charge of the sword?" ”

"Well, if you go back to your father-in-law, it's small. I don't know my father-in-law's surname? ”

"Our family name is Hai, you two can call me Hai husband in the future." After a pause, he said: "The names of the two of you outside the palace can't be used in the palace, so we will change the two names for the two of you." ”

"It's all up to my father-in-law." The other child also thanked him.

The palace is a big place, and it seems that it will take a long time to go back to the collection department. After a while, a corner was turned, and there was indeed an old osmanthus tree against the wall, and the old man Hai's eyes rolled, "Xiao Er, you will be called Xiao Guizi in the future, as for you, well, just call Xiao Lizi." ”

"Thank you for your name." Xiao Lizi also reacted quite quickly, Wu Lao Er didn't know what to think, and when he heard this, he hurriedly thanked his husband Hai.

After turning a few more corners, I saw a small square in front of me, a piece of greenery in the past can see a large area of three-storey small attic, surrounded by a few inhabited attics, the three-storey attic is in the middle of the gate with a plaque, it is the library building three words. That font is probably just a strong and powerful penmanship. There are two buildings on both sides of the library building, which are like the entrance of the yamen, and according to Mr. Hai, it is the office of the collection department.

Husband Hai took the two little dolls to the library building, and a hall was separated on the first floor, which was Husband Hai's office, and the other side of the partition was indeed locked and the door could not be seen.

"You two little cubs, you will run an errand in this collection department in the future, Xiao Li Zi will go to Deputy Chief Li's office with me in a while, and he will teach you the rules of martial arts in the future."

"Yes, Husband Hai."

After getting Xiao Lizi's answer, Husband Hai glanced at Wu Lao Er twice, and just when this guy was wondering how to arrange himself, he heard Husband Hai say: "Xiao Guizi will follow me in the future, I see that your child is strange and clever." ”

"Thank you for your grace, Xiao Guizi will definitely only listen to your old man."

Mr. Hai smiled tactfully, "Nonsense, there are more people who can manage you." You sit down first, and I'll send Xiao Lizi to Deputy Chief Manager Li. Then he turned to leave.

At this time, Wu Lao Er was shocked, as if he had finally remembered something, and asked with trembling teeth: "Little reckless, haven't you asked Husband Hai's name yet?" Although he was trembling, Wu Lao Er really clenched his teeth in his heart, eager to bite blood.

"What is this for? Our family is called Hai Dafu, and Deputy Manager Li is called Li Lianying. The other three deputy governors will be known to you later. "Although I don't understand it, Husband Hai really has nothing to hide. Looking at the backs of Hai's husband and Xiao Lizi coming out of the building, Wu Lao Er gritted his teeth and muttered, "Your sister is really like this!! ”

"Sure enough!"