In the eighty-ninth year of the new calendar, on the eighth day of the seventh month, the capital of the White Jade Empire, the capital of the gods.

The sky is clear and the sun is shining.

Wu Laoer's heart was cold to death. It's finally come this far, and it's finally time to cut. What can I do in the future? It's like a rooster that lays eggs, how can it mix in the chicken pen! Without that, I can't still be considered a man? Even if you only cut it in half, your future sexual well-being will be affected. What's the matter? Wu Laoer, who was all kinds of entanglements in his heart, followed Wu Lao Boss to the back corner door of the palace. That's right, it's the back corner gate, some of the eunuchs in the palace have family members outside, and those who go out of the palace to buy vegetables and meat on weekdays have to go through the back corner door.

"Don't say much when you see Grandpa Jian, just follow along."

The cold words stimulated Wu Laoer's heart sank more and more, but now he had no idea in his heart, so he didn't care about Boss Wu's words, otherwise, like a few days ago, he would definitely be able to let Wu Lao's words "messy alone in the wind, flies, birds, and crows" come out. At this time, it was like his heart was full of messy weeds, and his head was buzzing like a honeycomb, just following Boss Wu's steps.

No matter how reluctant Wu Lao Er was, the back corner door still slowly showed his face. Looking at a middle-aged old eunuch wearing a blue-gray robe, although he was about fifty years old, he still had a white face and beard - yes, it was a middle-aged old eunuch, and he had to read it out with his upper teeth and gritted his lower teeth, otherwise he would not be able to show Wu Laoer's resentment towards him - his footsteps were a little bit underground, as if urging, and Wu Boss also stepped up his steps and walked over.

Seeing that Boss Wu seemed to want to squeeze out a smile on his face that had been paralyzed by Enterobacter botarcium, Wu Lao'er's face twitched silently, "What the hell is my brother, for the sake of my younger brother, no matter how embarrassed I am, I want to make a pleasing appearance." Just when Wu Lao Er was full of emotion, he heard the words that made him want to go up and kick twice.

"Uncle Jian, I'm tired of you waiting here. This is my family's unsuccessful younger brother, called Wu Er, and I ask Uncle Jian to help me more. After Boss Wu finished speaking, he turned around and said to Wu Lao Er: "It's not called a person, this is Grandpa Jian, you are called Uncle Jian." ”

Wu Lao Er bowed helplessly and shouted, "Uncle Jian is good." ”

"Ahh Our family has heard that our sister values you very much. Our three girls are also older, according to our family, you two will definitely be able to achieve a good marriage. Father-in-law Jian said as he pointed the index fingers of his hands together.

Father-in-law Jian's voice creaked and creaked in Wu Laoer's ears, as if it was a difficult birth. Boss Wu laughed dryly twice on the side, which also made Wu Lao'er's heart throb a little, and the urge to kick just now was gone with the wind, replaced by tears in his eyes. "This big brother is really not bad, for the sake of my cheap brother, he is willing to sacrifice his beauty. Looking at the appearance of this middle-aged old eunuch, the three girls in his family must not be the best in the world. My eldest brother has really suffered for me, and there will be retribution in the future! ”

Boss Wu didn't know what Wu Lao Er was thinking, so he laughed twice and said: "Uncle Jian said that he laughed, the three girls are blessed with infinite fragrance, but we are still young now, hehe, I'll talk about it later, I'll talk about it later." ”

"Ah, hehe, you're still embarrassed, men should marry women, a gift since ancient times. Wait until one day when our family goes to talk to my brother-in-law, so that the matter for you and Sanniuniu can be settled. That Father-in-law Jian covered his mouth with his left hand and smiled, looking like a hibiscus out of the water, eh, it is the kind that has no flowers and only leaves. Just when Wu Lao Er wanted to cough twice to show his existence, Jian Gonggong's eyes turned around, "Yo~" just such a word almost made Wu Lao Er a heel, Nima is a god horse thing!! "Yo~ This is your little two, it's really good, I don't know which girl will be cheaper in the future."

Which girl is cheaper? Wu Lao Er really didn't know what to say.

"E" seemed to be helpless about Lao Jian's divine development, Boss Wu swallowed his saliva, and said dryly, "Uncle Ejian said that he laughed, and his younger brother will have Uncle Lao." ”

"Ah, hehe, don't worry, our family knows the things in this palace, so you don't need to worry."

"Then the student will retire first, and there will be more Uncle Jian."

"Well, there you go." Father-in-law Jian waved his hand, just like the ** in the Qinglou who called "Girls, pick up guests~".

Wu Lao Er only felt that the "um" was so soft, and he wanted to shout on the spot, grabbed Wu Lao's bird and asked him, just like this, he taught his younger brother to a white-faced old demon,

How can I bear it! It's a pity that Boss Wu is also a man of action, as soon as he finished speaking, he glanced at Wu Lao Er and turned around and left without saying a word.

"Little Er, let's go too."

Wu Lao Er snorted listlessly, "Yes, Father-in-law Jian."

The next thing is simple, Wu Lao Er went to a small black house near the back corner gate of the palace under the leadership of Father-in-law Jian, and also saw more than a dozen other children who were going to work with him in the future. Father-in-law Jian took him to the person in charge of the knife, opened the topic with his own unique smile, and the two of them muttered for five minutes, and then explained to Wu Lao Er that he was relieved, and then said hello to the person in charge of the knife and left.

"Don't worry, little baby, since Father-in-law Jian has explained, our family will not let you suffer."

"Thank you, father-in-law, thank you for your kindness, the kid will repay him in the future." Wu Lao Er didn't know how to answer, so he hugged his fists and bowed, anyway, be polite, say something nice and don't cost anything, or wait until the current level is passed.

"Yo~ The little baby is so polite, but she is really pitied." I don't know who I offended by the word "yo", and suddenly frequently challenged Wu Laoer's vomiting value. "With your little mouth like this, your achievements in the future are limitless, and our family may really have to rely on you in the future."

continued to flicker, "Father-in-law, don't worry, if the kid has any interest in the future, he will definitely have a lot of support from his father-in-law, and he will not forget his father-in-law's kindness." "Keep fooling around.

"Hehe, that's good, our family name is Zong, and the little baby has remembered it."

"Yes, thank you, Grandpa Zong."

"Okay, wait."

Wu Lao Er saw that the father-in-law had a rough face and his skin was not as white as Father-in-law Jian, so he first decided in his heart that this father-in-law was good, at least he should be better than Father-in-law Jian. Somehow, he just doesn't look down on Grandpa Jian.

In the following waiting time, Grandpa Zong asked Wu Lao'er about his home address, identity background and other information, and Wu Laoer also took the opportunity to ask Zonggong about some information in the palace. It turns out that the contemporary emperor of Baiyuguo is the third generation of emperors since the founding of the country, who has been on the throne for 18 years and has three sons and one daughter. Now the eldest son is the crown prince, and the third son and only daughter are indeed twins, and they are now only 6 years old. It is the age of enlightenment to study, so the palace wants to recruit a group of boys under the age of ten to be castrated to be reading and playing. And every year there is an older father-in-law in the palace, who is sent home by the emperor to live for the rest of his life, so the palace needs to replenish a batch of young seeds from time to time, and it is in this situation that Wu Lao Er can stand here and sing with the prince of the sect that 'it is enough to have a confidant in life'

When Wu Lao Er and Zong Gonggong were chatting and had begun to call brothers and sisters, all the children in this batch had arrived, counting him as a total of twenty children. Wu Lao Er began to worry again in his heart, after all, it is a descendant root, but it is not a joke, it is really cut. So he gave Grandpa Zong another look and signaled that he had something to say. Grandpa Zong really liked him, and actually came over to ask him what was going on. Wu Lao Er approached Grandpa Zong, and said in a low voice, "Brother Zong, your old knife can be accurate, and leave more thoughts for your little brother." ”

"Hehe, brother, you just put your heart in your stomach, brother, I have been in charge of the knife for more than ten years, and I haven't done anything at all, so I'll take care of you."

"Okay, I'll invite my brother to have a drink when I go back, it's all up to you."

"No problem."

Gonggong Zong replied and went back to prepare to start using the knife. Wu Lao Er was a little relieved, the roots of men, no matter how careful you are, if you have money, even if you go bankrupt, you have to send it all to others. This is a good relationship, and a little more empty check is nothing.

Finally, it was finally Wu Lao'er's turn. Standing tremblingly in front of his elder brother, he took off his robe without shyness, and saw Lao Zong's shameless old staring at his lower body, Wu Lao Er had a feeling of time and space confusion for a while. Under the urging eyes of Grandpa Zong, Wu Lao Er took off his underwear, revealing his well-preserved body in the past four years (this paragraph is purely teasing everyone). Lying on the torture bed with his eyes closed, he waited for about two minutes and did not see any movement from Lao Zong. Wu Lao Er opened his eyes and took a look, so frightened that the chrysanthemums trembled. I saw his elder brother Zonggong squinting at his little bird that had not yet spread his wings, his expression was serious and serious, just like a mortal who could be lucky enough to witness the phoenix nirvana, with a sacrosanct face. Just when Wu Lao Er was about to ask, Grandpa Zong smashed his big thick lips, "It's okay, your skin is too long." After a pause, he added, "Don't worry about it this time." ”

said that it was too late, and then it was fast, Wu Lao Er saw a white light flash in front of him, and his lower body suddenly had a refreshing feeling blown by the wind. He also ignored the little eunuch who was busy applying medicine and wrapping his wounds, and just muttered in his heart what Grandpa Zong would have just said, "The skin is too long, the skin is too long, the skin is too long."