Chapter 23: Nezha, the Bear Child

Turning his head to look, Zhu Bajie scolded his mother in his heart. It turned out to be Nezha's little rabbit cub who didn't know the height of the sky.

At this time, this kid was dressed in a chaotic silk, with a Qiankun circle on his arm, a fire-tipped gun in his hand, and a hot wheel on his feet, with a smile on his face.

"Hee-hee, I'm sorry, Pig God. I accidentally missed it. Although it smells so good, it definitely doesn't taste good. It stinks!"

Sun Wukong has long been displeased with this first bear child in the heavenly court. casually smashes the Dragon Palace, and draws other people's little dragon tendons to make belts, which is really a generation of little devils who "kill people without blinking, and eat people without salt".

There was a festival on the way to the west. If you can't do anything, you still ask for credit. He also begged him in a low voice to help clean up the King of Gold and Silver Horns. Doesn't it just rely on the fact that his father is Li Tianwang, is there still someone in the heavenly court?

Today, he actually bullied an honest man, and his junior brother Zhu Bajie caused him to expose all three points. There is no immortal on the side. Today he is going to avenge his junior brother and teach this kid a lesson.

"You're a little kid, and you're very vicious. It's bullying the elders. If you don't spank and teach you a lesson with thirty sticks, you dare to do it in the position of Emperor Tiandi!"

"I'm all monsters! You dare to beat me? Look at my uncle Dongyue the Great, my father Li Tianwang can't kill you two! Hmph! What else is fighting holy war against the Buddha, which one of them in the heavenly court can be beaten? My dad said that it was because of the heavenly court that saw that you were pitiful and were bullied by the pets, so he was crowned with a title and was shocked. ”

Nezha has sharp teeth, and he is ready to flash when he steps on the Hot Wheels with his toes. was stopped by Sun Wukong with a golden hoop stick. The two of them hadn't fought for a long time, and they had long looked at each other unpleasantly.

Nezha's words just now reflected his sense of superiority, and every sentence was like a knife piercing the tip of Sun Wukong's heart.

"Ah!! if I don't beat you today, I won't be surnamed Sun. ”

Sun Wukong didn't want to cause trouble, and he didn't want to be like a child, but he was really annoyed today. He plucked a few hairs regardless of it, turned into tens of thousands of Monkey Kings, and besieged Nezha together.

"Xuanwu save me!" Zhu Bajie felt comforted when he saw Brother Monkey teach Nezha a lesson for himself. is still a brother who has carried a gun and beaten a goblin together.

It's just that the buttocks that were grilled by the Samadhi real fire were too painful, and I slapped my buttocks with my hands again and again. As a result, the new uniform of the Heavenly Court Guard Bureau was too tight and too hard, and the front all collapsed.

The Xuanwu spirit beast lives in the north of heaven and earth, and its attribute is water. He could have sprayed some fairy water at will to save Marshal Tianpeng, but at this time, he pretended to turn a blind eye. Fell at the feet of Emperor Xuanwu and continued to chase Yang Mei Daxian who had fled away.

In fact, before Zhu Bajie was demoted, he belonged to the head of the Four Saints of the North, and his status was higher than that of their master, Emperor Zhenwu. But since the molesting Fairy Chang'e was demoted to the mortal world, his strength was reduced by more than half by the Jade Emperor. He also wandered in Gao Laozhuang, fighting with the goblins all day long, thinking of various ways to torture him, and tempting him with food and beauty. There is no way to meditate and cultivate, participate in meditation and enlightenment.

In the past, the spring and snow, and the invincible glass heart, were also shattered by the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties and ugly appearance. The realm and skills of being an immortal are not as good as before. No matter how good the background is, the experience of the rivers and lakes changes people. It's no wonder that the human world is always worried about the decline of class. In this decline, all kinds of treatment, all kinds of opportunities, and their own pattern have fallen by several levels.

Now even a divine beast like Xuanwu looks down on him so much that he doesn't treat him as his own. was even bullied by a bear child with a family background like Nezha. Who doesn't know that the flames brought by the fire-tipped spear and the hot wheels used by Nezha are not ordinary flames, but samadhi true fire.

This samadhi is really hot, the senior brother Monkey is so powerful, he has suffered a lot. I heard that they all came from the flames in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun. At the beginning, Brother Monkey almost burned to death and practiced his eyes. I thought that in the gossip furnace, Brother Monkey had practiced the incorruptible body of King Kong, but when he passed by the Flame Mountain and met the red child, he was still burned off two strands of hair. He was as embarrassed as he is today.

According to the experience of learning scriptures from the Western Heavens, this samadhi true fire can only be extinguished by true water, the rain and dew in the jade pure bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva and the sea water of the four seas in the belly of the basalt turtle. Even the rain of the Dragon King of the Four Seas could not be extinguished, but it was like adding fuel to the fire, burning more and more.

People say that the phoenix in distress is not as good as a chicken, and I, the marshal, is simply inferior to a turtle.

What a tragic word!

This Nezha didn't know if he did it casually, or if he had planned it early and was instructed by others, in short, this time it was purely to put his old pig to death.

The four seas of the basalt spirit turtle cannot be counted on. I can only pray for the great compassion of Guanyin Bodhisattva to save me.

Zhu Bajie was extremely resentful, extremely depressed, and extremely desperate. After a wild run, he found that the fire was even stronger, so he had to roll on the spot and wail again and again......

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, come and save me!"

said that it was too late, and then quickly, a big water poured in, splitting his head and covering his face, washing Bajie to a soaked body, and it was cool for a while. The burning pain in my butt disappeared in an instant.

It seems that the Buddhist scriptures do not deceive me. Disciples of the Buddha are looking for organizations and leaders when they encounter difficulties, especially the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva. I won't die without help!

"Thank you Bodhisattva for the rescue!"

I didn't care about the front showing x, and the back was also exposed, so I quickly wiped off the real water that poured into my eyes with my hands.

"Hahaha~~ Elder Pig, you're dewed! No wonder Sister Chang'e doesn't look down on you. It's so small. Laughing to death. Half the size of my child. ”

It's no one else who says it's such a cheap offense. It was Nezha, a bad boy who had just teased himself with samadhi real fire.

Zhu Bajie was angry in his heart, and with a wave of his hand, he changed into a shining silver dress. Not only is it very decent, but also heroic, I don't know how many times better than the uniform issued by Tianting just now.

This is still tailored by the king of the daughter country to the four of their masters and apprentices on the way to learn scriptures in the west before. It is said that it is made of heavenly silk that has been cultivated in the world for a thousand years, and he has been reluctant to wear it in the space he carries with him.

Men hate others most about being small, although it may be true. especially hates to show the ugly hammer in public, which is a great shame and shame. Not to mention, he is Marshal Tang Tang Tianpeng, how can such a yellow-haired child be bullied? !

This will not only be the main gods and gods of the North Heavenly Gate. Presumably, all the bigwigs in the fairy world will come over to watch after a while. Just now, it will definitely become the laughing stock of Heavenly Court after tea and dinner for a period of time.

In a burst of laughter, Zhu Bajie, who has been cowardly since he came to Heavenly Court, finally decided to go out today and fight for dignity. He doesn't want any preparation, what kind of golden rice bowl, and what is going on with Fairy Chang'e.

If you are fired, you will be fired, and if you are unemployed, you will be unemployed. I have had enough of it! Do you think you have an uncle of the Emperor Dongyue, and I am afraid of you?

Zhu Bajie leaned down and picked up the nine-foot nail rake to join the melee between Nezha and Sun Wukong.

Only then did I find that there was a girl standing next to her. I saw her finger casually, all of Nezha's treasures went out, and they all took off Nezha's body and were put into the hands of this little girl.

Nezha froze, was confused for a while, looked at his hands, then looked at the soles of his feet, and then looked at himself.

I can't believe my eyes.

That's a full set of equipment for the Chaotian Aya, the Qiankun Circle, the Fire Tip Gun, and the Hot Wheels.