Chapter 24: Bad Heartbeat Feelings
This will not only be the main gods and gods of the North Heavenly Gate. Presumably, all the bigwigs in the fairy world will come over to watch after a while. Just now, it will definitely become the laughing stock of Heavenly Court after tea and dinner for a period of time.
In a burst of laughter, Zhu Bajie, who has been cowardly since he came to Heavenly Court, finally decided to go out today and fight for dignity. He doesn't want any preparation, what kind of golden rice bowl, and what is going on with Fairy Chang'e.
If you are fired, you will be fired, and if you are unemployed, you will be unemployed. I have had enough of it! Do you think you have an uncle of the Emperor Dongyue, and I am afraid of you?
"Nezha, you little rabbit cub, you speak disrespectfully, bully my old pig, see how I clean you up!"
Zhu Bajie leaned down and picked up the nine-foot nail rake to join the melee between Nezha and Sun Wukong.
Only then did I find that there was a girl standing next to her. I saw that she pointed at it casually, and all of Nezha's treasures were extinguished, and they all took off Nezha's body with a poke and poke, and they were put into the hands of this little girl, and they were all gone.
Nezha froze, was confused for a while, looked at his hands, then looked at the soles of his feet, and then looked at himself. In a trance, he was whipped a few butts by Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, and was beaten twice by Zhu Bajie's nail rake. He was beaten up, his eyes were golden, and tears flowed.
"You adults are bullying the kids, give me back my stuff, you bad guys, you, dead monkeys. You, you, big pig. Remember them all. I, Nezha, will never let you go. Go back and ask my dad to lock you all up and throw them off in Zhusendai!"
Nezha simply covered his ass and rolled on the ground. This roll, the wound on the butt hurt even more. simply lay on the ground, turned his head and gritted his teeth and pointed to the row of heavenly soldiers and generals standing around him who pretended not to see it.
"Who are you scolding for a big pig?!"
"Who are you scolding for a dead monkey?!"
Anyway, it's all fought. A few beatings have already formed a bond, and they will lose their jobs and be punished. What's the matter with a few more hits?! Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie simply crackled and beat again.
Nezha was beaten and screamed. In fact, he has thick skin, and he is wearing a lot of clothes today, and he also wears gold silk soft armor, so it doesn't hurt much at all. But if you want to build momentum, aren't all eyewitnesses here? Turning back to confess, the heavenly soldiers and generals on the side must not all say that the beating was very serious, and the beating made him scream. Not to mention, maybe when my father and uncle hear about it, they will immediately come to save him.
The legs of the heavenly soldiers and generals on the side trembled, and they all felt pain when they looked at it, and they either closed their eyes one by one, or turned their heads and pretended not to see.
"You rice buckets, why don't you go tell my father and my uncle !!?"
As soon as Nezha finished speaking, the row of heavenly soldiers and generals no longer dared to pretend to be passers-by, and pretended to be transparent. After a brief discussion in a whisper, he immediately sent two of them to the Cloud Treasure Hall to report the news.
Nezha looked at a little girl as pink and cute as crystal opposite, and couldn't believe her eyes. How can such a young and seemingly harmless little girl be so powerful.
That's a full set of kryptonite equipment of Chaotian Aya, Qiankun Circle, Fire Tip Gun, and Hot Wheels.
"Who are you?! Give me back my equipment!
Nezha, this kid, except for kicking over the undersea Dragon Palace and torturing the Dragon King Prince Ao Bing, who was taken back all his equipment by his master Taiyi Zhenren, others didn't dare to mess with him at all.
Besides, he is also a ruthless person, in order not to affect his parents, in front of the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, Ao Guang, Ao Ming, Ao Shun, and Ao Ji, first unload an arm, then cut the intestines and remove the bones, and then disperse the three souls and seven spirits, and a life. Those who can be so cruel to themselves alive, and who are born after death, I am afraid that there are not many people in heaven and earth.
"Little Bodhisattva, don't equip him. This bear child is the number one scourge in the heavenly court. Whoever meets is unlucky. ”
Zhu Bajie had already raked him two nails, and the anger in his heart had disappeared by half. But if it weren't for the Bodhisattva who saved him with real water, I am afraid that he would have become a whole roasted pig. At this time, he realized that Guanyin Bodhisattva was not on the side. Who saved him just now? Could it be the little girl with dripping eyes in front of her?
"Brother Monkey. Did you see which Bodhisattva saved me just now?"
"It's the little boy in front of you. Senior brother, don't you hurry up and worship!" Sun Wukong blinked his eyes, and there was a golden light.
With a casual finger of his hand, he condensed the air in the heavenly court, and an illusion appeared. How did the little boy take out a white jade bottle just now, pour out a downpour like a waterfall, and directly poured it on the burning butt Zhu Bajie and replayed it.
Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, isn't that the willow jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Could it be the newly acquired boy of Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Zhu Bajie worships one of the most immortals in his life is Guanyin's sister, Guanyin Bodhisattva. That is the goddess of true omnipotence and compassion in his heart. Immediately bow down.
"Thank you, little boy, for saving your life. Thank you to Aesvara for saving your life. ”
The girl is Danfeng, Yang Mei Daxian's pet and apprentice. She didn't look at Zhu Bajie, didn't respond, didn't correct, just turned her head and pursed her lips and smiled, becoming more and more unfathomable.
Nezha wanted to say a few more cruel words, but he was afraid that the other party would kill him directly. Listening to the meaning of Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie, he is still a little boy in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Guanyin Bodhisattva has a good reputation in the heavenly court and is very popular. Sanqing and the Buddhas of the West all respect her very much. High skills, strong leadership, methods and wisdom in doing things.
After all, he dared to accept his equipment, and he was basically the master who was not afraid of heaven and earth, maybe like him, his background was unfathomable and powerful. It's better not to offend such a character. Nezha has illusions in his heart, and is ready to lower his posture, coax the girl, and return the equipment.
Don't women all be soft-hearted and like to be coaxed?
"What's your name, little boy, and you're better looking than Sister Flower. Have you just come to Heaven and don't know me? Which immortal monarch have you worshipped to cultivate? Do you want me to help you find a relationship and give you a few elixirs, and you will have to survive for thousands of years.
And I am the son of Li Jing, the king of Tota, and the nephew of Emperor Dongyue. There's nothing in Heaven that I can't do!
If you were my friend, no one in the Heavenly Court would dare to bully you! There are a lot of rare treasures in my house, and there are many jeweled treasures. It's a hundred points more upscale and exquisite than those worn by the Queen Mother. ”
The little girl pursed her lips and smiled, looking at the group of people who were not far away.
Presumably, those words just now were heard clearly by the gods and immortals.
"Look, you smile so beautifully, like a spring flower. Girls have to smile so that they don't get old. Don't learn from your master, Guanyin Bodhisattva, all day long, with a straight face, all the characters are patterned, showing old age. ”
Nezha's eyes rolled, thinking that this sycophant was in place.
The little girl pursed her lips and smiled slyly, and the red dots on her eyebrows became brighter and brighter. Without saying a word, he conjured a treasure box in his hand, and conjured Nezha's full set of equipment from the treasure box. With a little slender finger, it flew to Nezha in an instant, and it was automatically dressed neatly.
A giggle sounded like a silver bell. But she had run away and disappeared.
Only Nezha was left to touch the Qiankun circle stupidly, and then touched the Chaotian Aya.
He felt as if his heart was missing half a beat, as if a strange feeling was filling there, that place of the heart.
Oops, it seems to be a heart-warming feeling......