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"Yes, Dad, you see, I didn't bring you good things, my son hasn't had time to use it yet, so I will honor my father first." Changsun Chong took out a roll of toilet paper from his sleeve, saying that Changsun Chong thought of a lot of ways to make the chrysanthemums more comfortable, and he didn't want to scrape the chrysanthemums with that kind of bamboo piece, so he would secretly wipe his butt with rice paper every day when he went to the toilet. After wiping, you can't throw it casually, and you have to use a-stirring stick to poke it into the pit to avoid being seen and complained. Every time I go to the toilet, it's a torment, and the smell is always disgusting.

The eldest grandson Wuji took it in his hand, tore it a little, touched it carefully, frowned and said: "Your paper is too soft, it can't be used for writing and painting at all, and you are not allowed to buy it home in the future!" ”

The eldest grandson Chong was proud, what he wanted was this loose, what he wanted was this soft, and said proudly: "Dad, this is a good thing, although it can't be used to write and paint, but it can be used to wipe your buttocks!" ”

Although this toilet paper is different from modern times, it is very white, soft and tough, which is already very good. Changsun Chong just mentioned a little if there was a little fragrance in it, so this time he got the osmanthus flavored toilet paper. This eldest grandson Gui, eldest grandson Rong is really capable, very clever, often the eldest grandson Chong just mentions it, they can complete it 100%, or even overachieve.

The eldest grandson Wuji looked at his son's triumphant face, then looked at the white and fluffy toilet paper with the fragrance of osmanthus in his hand, picked up a piece of white jade paperweight on the table, and greeted the eldest grandson Chong's head.

That's a good thing, you can get a lot of time energy, Changsun Chong wants an antique to die, and he takes it in his arms, but fortunately, it didn't fall to the ground.

"Loser, loser!" The eldest grandson Wuji pounded his head and was angry.

The eldest grandson Chong wondered, who is the loser, this is almost Bai Yu's sincere old value. Isn't he just wiping his butt with paper, if he lets his dad know that he has been wiping his butt with good rice paper, he can't use a knife to chop him directly!

"Dad, Dad, don't be angry, I still have newly sent paper suitable for writing in my study, which is different from the paper that wipes your butt." Changsun Chong explained.

He didn't say that it was okay to wipe his buttocks, and repeated, Changsun Wuji's anger became even greater, and he said that he was going to smash Changsun Chong with an inkstone in his hand.

"Master, are you doing this, making such a big fuss?" Dou held a bowl of lotus seed soup and gave the eldest grandson Wuji a defeat.

The eldest grandson Wuji put down the inkstone in his hand, in front of his wife, he still had to be a humble gentleman, and said: "Such a good paper, this bastard is actually used to wipe his buttocks, do you think he should beat it?" ”

Dou smelled a good fragrance, reached out and took it in his hand, tore some and touched it with his hand and said: "It's a pity that such a good paper is used for toileting, but the son must have a son's reason for doing this, don't you forget that the son told us before that he wants to make two kinds of paper, one paper is used for writing and printing, and the other is used for toileting, but it is so soft, it must be very easy to use, and the son gave this volume to his mother first." ”

The Dou family, who has always been thrifty, also stood on the side of Changsun Chong, making Changsun Wuji even more angry and injured.

Dou Shi was about to leave with osmanthus fragrant toilet paper, and the eldest grandson said with a bitter face: "Mother, you tear some for me, I wanted to go to the toilet just now, but my father called me and suffocated me." ”

"Stop, all the materials are used to make paper for reading and literacy, and it is not allowed to make this useless paper." The eldest grandson Wuji said sharply, a loving mother has many defeated children, and it is like Dou's.

Dou Shi was anxious and said: "Master, you have been on fire recently, hurry up and drink some lotus seed soup to defeat the fire." As for the paper for reading and writing, the concubine can't care about it, but the concubine needs toilet paper for going to the toilet every day. If you don't have to pull it down, son, go. Your father is too wide, in charge of the heavens and the earth, and in charge of people shit and fart! ”

The eldest grandson was embarrassed, and the Dou family, who was born in a beautiful family, burst into foul language, which shows that the combat effectiveness of his allies is still very strong.

Eldest Sun Wuji pointed to the backs of Dou and Eldest Sun Chong, and scolded: "Vixen, fool! It's because everyone has to go to the toilet every day, that's why he's worried about how much paper he will need!

Dou Shi tore more than a foot of toilet paper and said, "Well, hurry up, don't suffocate." ”

Changsun Chong now stepped up the fart door, found a pit, closed the door and released it, and finally folded the toilet paper and wiped his buttocks, all in one go, never dragging mud and water, how comfortable it was.

Dou returned to his residence, and naturally tried it once, it was clean and easy to use, and he would let his son send some more later.

After the eldest grandson rushed back, he didn't forget to ask someone to send a stack of papers to the eldest grandson Wuji's study, and after the eldest grandson Wuji, who was angry, got the paper, he was happy and angry. Instead of seeing that stinky boy angry, it is better to let Dagui and Darong come over and ask what is going on.

Changsun Gui and Changsun Rong were in charge of paper and printing, and when they heard the master's words, they hurriedly trotted over.

They now have great respect for Changsun Chong, and they say that the cost of the paper has been reduced to less than 20% of the original amount, and the toilet paper is really good. They sit and read the account books all year round, all have hemorrhoids, usually use the toilet chips, one is careless, the hands are trembling, accidentally scratched the hemorrhoids, blood splashed pit is a common thing.

Since the young master gave him the method of making toilet paper, the workshop has been experimenting day and night, and naturally there are a lot of unqualified test products, which has cheapened the butt chrysanthemums of them and the workers in the workshop, and has been treated "gently" first.

"Master, I wonder what you did when you called the little ones over?" Eldest Sun Gui asked respectfully, they have already been assigned to the young master, so they only need to report to the eldest young master, eldest grandson Chong.

The eldest grandson Wuji pointed to the new paper and toilet paper on the table and asked, "What the hell is going on with this, how much does it cost?" ”

"Master, these should have been sent by the eldest young master, right?"

"Yes!"

"This is the finished product just made in our workshop, suitable for writing, a hundred pieces of paper, the cost is only ten cents; The paper sold on the market costs 200 wen per knife of paper. Even if we sell it for a hundred dollars, we can still earn nine times the bonus. Changsun Gui said excitedly, as long as production is increased, the money will flow into Changsun's house like flowing water. There are so many people in the world who read books, one person and one knife, and they can't be counted.

The eldest grandson Wuji was surprised, he forgot to question the toilet paper that wiped his buttocks, and took out a few pieces from a pile of paper, the paper was very tough, the hardness was just right, and he took out a pen and wrote a few words on it, which couldn't be better.

"Can this paper be mass-produced?" The eldest grandson Wuji asked, although this thing is not as valuable as the glass, but there are many people who can't use it.

"Of course, as long as we expand the workshop, it is necessary to train craftsmen in the early stage, and it may take a while before it can be expanded." Changsun Rong added.

"Well, that's good, in the future, the workshop can only make writing paper, not the toilet paper that is not elegant." The eldest grandson Wuji said in a deep voice that he couldn't let his son do anything insulting to Sven again. If it gets out, Lao Tzu doesn't beat him, and Li Gang, the monster who cherishes paper like words, will also beat this bastard boy hard.

Hearing this, Changsun Gui and Changsun Rong did not answer immediately, the eldest young master was more interested in this toilet paper than the paper for writing, and after testing, that toilet paper was indeed a good thing.

Seeing that the two people below did not speak, the eldest grandson Wuji asked, "Master, you don't listen to my words, do you?" ”

Seeing that Eldest Sun Wuji had a gloomy face, Eldest Sun Gui smiled and said, "Master's words, we should naturally listen, but this toilet paper is indeed a good thing." I tried it a few times before, tried it a few times a few times, it was really easy to use, I used to use the toilet chip often got hemorrhoids and bleed, after using toilet paper, it was very comfortable, and there was no bleeding once. ”

Speaking of hemorrhoids, the eldest grandson Wuji wilted, he also has hemorrhoids, a common disease that has been sitting on a chair for many years, accidentally bleeding, fidgeting, and painful!

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