Speaking of hemorrhoids, the eldest grandson Wuji wilted, he also has hemorrhoids, a common disease that has been sitting on a chair for many years, accidentally bleeding, fidgeting, and painful!

The eldest grandson Wuji is usually not a pedantic person, he was so angry with his son that he was messed up before, now that he thinks about it, many rich people wipe their butts with silk silk or linen, isn't it more luxurious than using paper?

What really moved him was the problem of hemorrhoids, and the eldest grandson Wuji pondered for a while, and then said slowly: "Okay, you send me more, master, if I think it's good, let you continue to do it." Can't get along with anyone, can't get along with his ass, that kind of restlessness, pinprick pain, he doesn't want to go through it often.

Let's say that the eldest grandson Wuji got the toilet paper and secretly tried it a few times in person, how could Shu Shuang be comparable to the toilet chip with burrs, so he turned a blind eye and didn't care about it, as for whether his son was beaten and scolded, he didn't care anymore.

The eldest grandson Fu took over two storefronts, one specializing in white paper for writing, rice paper for painting, and things like pen and ink inkstones, Wensi Museum; Another shop, the Home Paper Workshop, is household paper, mostly toilet paper, which is sterilized at high temperatures. One of them is very absorbent and tough, which can be used for a woman's menstrual period. I was going to make sanitary napkins before, but because there was too little cotton and it was very expensive, I died temporarily, and I will talk about it when there is more cotton in the future.

Take Dou as an example, after trying his son's filial piety, he no longer wants the menstrual belt wrapped in grass and wood ash.

Dou knew that these things were not good to sell in a big way, so he took these things to his sister's Tao's house as a guest, and gave these toilet paper with the fragrance of osmanthus, jasmine, plum blossom, etc., and told him where he bought it by the way.

After the ladies and ladies tried it, they liked it very much, and for a time the business of the home paper workshop was much better than that of the Wensi Museum, and for a while it was crowded with people, and there was an endless stream of customers, most of whom were bought by women. Dou was careful, thinking that most of the people who came to the store were women, so he brought Yang Chunhua and Xiao Baozi from Zhuangzi to help, there was no communication barrier, especially to introduce the use of special toilet paper with a high price, and he was even more suspicious, everyone is a woman, and they all understand.

The eldest grandson Chong's buttocks wound healed, so he carried a large burden of toilet paper into the palace, good things, of course, to give to the elders in person.

After using the toilet paper, Li Er was surprised and asked curiously, "Are you kid well?" It's only been a few days of work to get this good thing, but it's a bit of a pity to use paper for toileting. ”

"Back to my uncle, it's not a pity at all, it's better to save money than wiping your butt with silk and cloth." The eldest grandson smiled and said, "Uncle, if it's okay, I'm going to school." ”

"Well, watch out for your teacher!" Li Er kindly reminded.

Changsun Chong knew that Li Gang and Kong Yingda were both old scholars, and if he knew that Changsun Chong would wipe his ass with such a good paper, he would be very angry, and scolded a few more times: "It's insulting!" ”

Who knew that without waiting for the eldest grandson to review, Li Gang said with a smile: "It's hard work!" ”

Eldest Sun Chong couldn't figure out why Li Gang was smiling like this, and he laughed so much that his heart was furious, and he asked cautiously: "Master, Chong'er will never fight with others for no reason in the future." ”

Li Gang smiled and said: "If the teacher knows the beginning and the end, he naturally won't blame you." For you to improve the papermaking technology, so that the price of paper has dropped a lot, in the future, more students can afford to read books, which can be regarded as a benefit to the students of the world, for the teacher for you happy. ”

Eldest Sun Chong relaxed slightly and said, "Master, I have made another kind of paper, which is used for toileting, you won't blame the disciple, right?" ”

Li Gang's face hurt, but he also had to admit that it was easy to use, and said: "You bastard, since so many people buy it, it proves that everyone needs it, for the sake of you covering papermaking, I won't care about you as a teacher, and I will put more effort into learning in the future." ”

The eldest grandson nodded again and again, took out a copy of the Song style "Analects" printed with movable type from his arms, and added a lot of practical punctuation marks, which was clear at a glance. The broken sentences in this are all marked by Changsun Chong's reading from Li Gangping.

"Master, this is the first book printed with movable type printed by our bookstore, and please take a look at it!" Eldest Sun Chong hurriedly diverted Li Gang's attention, as long as he took out something good, he didn't believe that Li Gang would not be interested.

Li Gang took it and took a look, the paper was smooth, there was no raw edge, and the freshly printed book exuded a fresh ink fragrance, which made Li Gang feel excited.

"Very good!" Li Gang opened it and saw that it was the familiar "Analects", which looked more suitable for printing than small seals, italics, line scripts, and cursive scripts.

"Earlier, I heard the eldest grandson say that you created a font by yourself, and the old man saw it with a different charm, but I didn't expect you to put this font so soon!" Li Gang said happily that this disciple had exceeded his expectations.

"Master, this font is suitable for printing, although it is not as good as italics, and the cursive is chic, but it also has a neat beauty, and when engraving movable type, it is more labor-saving, so Chong'er will think of this." The eldest grandson said with a smile, being praised by the master, he was naturally beautiful in his heart.

Li Gang nodded, and saw that there were small bean sprouts, circles and other symbols between the lines, he didn't recognize them, but he read them carefully and silently, and they seemed to play a role in breaking sentences, frowning slightly, and asked, "Chong'er, are these symbols used to break sentences?" ”

"Yes, Master, I think when we were children, we often mispronounced it, and we were scolded by the master, but we didn't separate, it was a mess together, and the master couldn't remember it at all, so I added some symbols of the broken sentence according to your broken sentences, so the disciple added some symbols of broken sentences according to your broken sentences・・・・・・ "The eldest grandson flipped through the two mouths, and Li Gang was stunned.

Just after the eldest grandson finished speaking, he drank a glass of boiled water, wanting to hear what Li Gang had to say, it was best to tell him quickly, but he saw Li Gang hurriedly turn around, his old arms and legs running out, and people who didn't know thought that something big had happened.

"Lao Kong・・・・・・ Lao Kong・・・・・・" Li Gang shouted Kong Yingda as he walked, where is an old man, at this time, a good guy can't catch up with him.

There are many people behind him who are endorsing books and writing articles, but most of them are pretending, pricking up their ears, eavesdropping on the conversation between Changsun Chong and Li Gang, and before they heard clearly, they saw that Old Master Li went from angry to happy, and then became crazy and ran out.

Li Tai was small, and there was no taboo to speak, so he walked over and pulled Sun Chong's sleeve and asked, "Big cousin, is the master crazy?" ”

The eldest grandson shook his head and said in a daze: "I don't know! "No wonder people say that literati have a wild side, and today I have seen it.

"But Master・・・・・・" Seeing a shoe that Li Gang had just dropped on the ground, Li Tai didn't know how to describe the appearance of Old Master Li just now.

"Big cousin, you didn't make Master Li angry, did you?" Li Chengqian, this kid is sincere, he just saw that his eldest cousin gave Li Gang something, and after saying a few words, Master Li ran out in a madness.

The eldest grandson shook his right index finger and said, "Your eldest cousin has changed his ways, how can he make the master unhappy!" ”

"That's good!" Li Chengqian was slightly relieved, and the queen mother explained that she should be optimistic about her eldest cousin.

After a while, Li Gang and Kong Yingda came over, and in order not to delay the study of others, they taught the eldest grandson Chong to Li Gang's special office.

"Chong'er, can you sum up all the uses and shapes of punctuation? Master said today that I will go to Your Majesty to ask for merit for you. Li Gang said excitedly, half an hour has passed, and he has not calmed down.

"Master, it's serious, Chong'er has no credit, the kid often hears that someone because of a sentence, because the reading is different, the meaning is completely different, so that later everyone has different opinions, and there are many meanings. In our Tang Dynasty, few people know more about various classics than Shizun and Master Kong, and Chong'er studied behind Shizun and was greatly inspired, so he had today's punctuation. "Recently, the eldest grandson has been in the limelight, where do you dare to take these credits on yourself and push them on Li Gang.

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