Chapter 1084 Good man, please watch the fireworks

Luo Nuxia is a very curious person, and seeing that Fang Yiai looked light, she reached out and dragged Fang Ergongzi into the tent. Wanrou sat inside and drank water, and when she saw the two of them coming in, she just rolled her eyes and didn't say anything.

"Fang Jun, what do you want to do, don't you want to take down Tocharo, you have been traveling all day these days, have you forgotten about this?"

"Huh? Luo girl, why don't you be in a hurry for your husband, you are in a hurry! "Fang Yiai really doesn't understand what Luo Nuxia is thinking in her head, it seems that even if she wins Tocharo, it won't do her any good.

"Who's in a hurry?" Luo Nuxia still didn't admit it and twisted her head to the side, at this time, Fang Yiai glanced at Wanrou, the fairy sister naturally understood, and said with a smile, "She, which girl did she bet with, it is estimated that the day of winning Tocharian is about to pass, or will she care about this?" ”

"What a purple mandarin lily, just you can!" Luo Woman was told that she couldn't hold back, and she opened her mouth to say the words of the boudoir of her beloved. Rao is gentle and calm, and he couldn't help but be blushed, "You won't talk nonsense in the future, look at it, what has it become?" ”

"Fang Er Gongzi felt that he was quite innocent, and he had already known what it meant not to tell the Luo Woman Lily, but now it is good, and he has offended the fairy sister again."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Fang Yiai hurriedly brought up another topic, "Hey, what's that, let's talk to you about my son's clever plan." Don't look at Tochar, there are many Tibetan barbarians, for the husband can let them get out of Tocharian in one day, do you believe it or not? ”

"Bah, you lied to the ghost, can you still make the sky not work? Tens of thousands of elite soldiers are stationed in the city of Tochar, and even Songtsen Gampo is in charge, will you drive you away in one day? ”

Don't talk about Wen Luo. Even Wanrou doesn't believe it very much, although this husband has always been scheming, it is still possible to defeat the Tubo people on this grassland. But it was really a bit difficult to defeat the Tubo people nested in the fortified city. I thought about it. Wanrou suddenly asked, "Fang Jun, did you leave some back door in Tocharo?" ”

"Hehe, you're right, the back door pomegranate, but this son won't count on those back doors. Lu Dongzan is a famous old fox, he can definitely find those secret ways! ”

Fang Yiai is really not wrong. The people of Tocharian King City really found a lot of dug secret passages, and without Lu Dongzan's orders, a group of Tubo soldiers filled in the tunnels with their guys. When those tunnels were buried, Lu Dongzan finally got rid of a pimple. Good guy, I'm glad I thought of this, otherwise I would have really succeeded in letting Fang Yiai succeed. It's also to blame that Garmu, who has been in Tocharo for so long, and he hasn't discovered these secret passages.

In the tent. Luo Nuxia leaned tightly to Fang Yiai's side, twisting the soft flesh on Fang Ergongzi's body, and she said angrily, "Tell me quickly, what are you going to do." Since those back doors don't work, what else do you do? ”

"Luo girl, why don't you think about it, I seem to have told you, right?" Fang Er Gongzi rubbed his arm, and quickly sat down on Wanrou's side, Luo Nuxia was too violent, and she played with pinching people at every turn. Wen Luo was still thinking about it, and after a while, she still shook her head, "Nonsense, when did you tell me?" ”

"You, you just don't remember, do you remember the events in Liangzhou? If you want to take Tochar, you can count on that batch of grain! As soon as Fang Yiai's words came out, Luo Nuxia patted her forehead in annoyance, as if Fang Yiai had really said it at that time, but she didn't think so deeply.

Wanrou is not as easy to fool as Luo Woman, she still feels that something is wrong after thinking about it, if there is a problem with food, then why do the people of Garmu eat it for so long and have no way?

"Fang Jun, you can talk about it, don't bring it over without saying a word, the people of Garmu have eaten a lot, if there is a problem, they will not find out about it early, and they will wait for Lu Dongzan to come in?"

"Hey, you're not confident in being a husband? Let me tell you the truth, that batch of grain was originally prepared for Garmu, but it also deserved the bad luck of Songtsen Gampo. Actually, there will be no problem with eating food alone, if you put some medicine into the water for your husband, hehe, the Tubo people of Tocharo are not easy to say! ”

Fang Er Gongzi added tribulus terrestris powder to the grain at that time, and there would be no problem with the tribulus terrestris powder alone in the stomach, but if it was adding croton noodles, then cocoa would have an accident. Tribulus terrestris powder and croton noodles can't kill people, but they can leak so much that you can't stand up. Luo Nuxia is also a master of using poison, if it is something that poisons people, she will aim at it at that time, but for laxatives, she really didn't care, "You are hiding it, no wonder you ran to Old Man Sun every day last time, and I dared to let Old Man Sun study laxatives for you!" ”

Wanrou smiled bitterly and shook her head, it is estimated that someone has been sent to Tucharo to be drugged at this time, hey, when you meet Fang Er Gongzi, it should be unlucky for the Tubo people.

If you really want to talk about it, Lu Dongzan is cautious enough, since Fang Yiai arrived here, Lu Dongzan let some chickens and dogs taste the food, and after making sure that there was no problem, he dared to divide the food of Tocharo. Fan Erle felt that Lu Dongzan was too careful, and couldn't help but chatter, "Prime minister, you are too cautious, the last general will always guard the grain depot, there will be no problem." Besides, if there is a problem with this food, the people of Garmu will not be finished sooner. ”

"What do you know, Fang Yiai's man is more cunning than a fox, if he does something with food, let you know? Don't mention Garmu, when Garmu occupied Tocharo, Fang Yiai hadn't come to the Peacock River yet! ”

Lu Dongzan felt that the generals of Tubo should really learn the military theories of the Han people, there is a way to be here and there, can the situation in the past be the same as now? There is no problem with Garmu eating, it does not mean that there is no problem now, but fortunately, there is no problem with food, if these grains are not edible, then Talu Dongzan will have to worry about the military rations, because there is not much food in Tubo now, and one of the reasons for the rush to defeat Tocharian is also to get this batch of military rations.

Although he was sure that there was no problem with the food, Lu Dongzan still faintly felt that something was wrong, Fang Yiai and his Zuowu Guard cavalry were too quiet, which was not like his style. There must be a problem, but for a while, Lu Dongzan can't remember where there is a problem, people are like this, the more you don't know what to fear, the more afraid you are.

It's already time. Lu Dongzan couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, just like that, he looked at the roof and waited until dawn. Put on your clothes. Lu Dongzan yawned and walked out of the house, but as soon as he went out, he ran into the oncoming Fanerle. At this time, Fan Erle's eyes were red, and his eyelids were constantly fluttering, as if he hadn't woken up.

"Fanerle, what's the matter with you, how did you get this overnight?" Lu Dongzan hurriedly stopped Fan Erle. Fan Erle is not in a good mood, he is thinking about sleeping well now, and he can see that it is Lu Dongzan who calls him. also had to stop and said respectfully, "Daxiang, you don't know, I don't know what happened last night." Outside the city walls, there was always a wolf howl, which made the brothers nervous. At the beginning, the general thought it was a trick of the Han people, but he sent someone to touch it and look for it for a long time, but he didn't even find a figure, as for the wolf. That's even more impossible! ”

Wolf howl? Isn't this a joke, Tocharian is so high, and the surrounding sandy land is eventful, where do the wolves come from, but there are some steppe wolves in the direction of the Peacock River. But those wolves don't run to Tocharian to call. Fan Erle suspected that it was a trick of the Han Chinese, and that was right.

"Didn't find anything? Well, Fanerle, you go and rest first! Lu Dongzan went out of the city with a calm brow, and he searched carefully according to the direction Fan Erle said, but as Fan Erle said, he didn't find any clues, could it really be that a wolf appeared here? Impossible, could it be that steppe wolves can also evolve into sand wolves?

What kind of wolf howl, it is indeed Fang Yiai who asked some ventriloquist and dexterous people to make it, the purpose is to disturb the nerves of the Tubo people, and this can also give Lu Dongzan an illusion, saving him from investigating what food and water all day long, although the possibility of Lu Dongzan finding out is very small, but it is better to be careful.

This night, Lu Dongzan did not sleep again, he personally came to the city wall, when he arrived, there was a wolf howl outside the city, listening to that sound, it should be very close to the city of Tocharian. Lu Dongzan did not hesitate, and directly ordered the soldiers on the city wall, "Release the arrows and shoot them in that direction for me!" ”

Although it was dark ahead and nothing could be seen, the Tibetan soldiers still obeyed the order and opened their bows to shoot, and it was strange that the bows and arrows were also shot, and the sound stopped. At this time, a smile swept on the corner of Lu Dongzan's mouth, and it was really a trick of the Han people, "Don't worry about the wolf howl, this is the tired strategy of the Han people, you just need to hold on to the city wall and don't go out of the city easily!" ”

"Yes, Daxiang!" No one in the Tubo people on the city wall dared to question Lu Dongzan's order, because in Tibet, Lu Dongzan's prestige was no worse than that of Songtsen Gampo.

In the dark night, there was a depressed voice, "Grass, the Tibetan barbarians have learned to be smart, and they have learned to release arrows indiscriminately, if they are not careful, they will probably be hit!" ”

"Head, what now? Why don't you change the tiger bark? A guy said smartly, and then the rude man scolded angrily, "Change a fart, it's all a goof, it's useless to change the dog bark, it's flashing, didn't you listen to the young general, play real when you can't figure it out!" ”

What is called playing really, of course, it is not stupid to play siege, I saw that the rude man took out a bamboo pipe from his waist, put the bamboo pipe on the ground, took out the fire fold and lit the medicine twist.

The Tibetan soldiers on the city wall stared at the city with all their attention, and inadvertently heard a piercing sound, and with the sound, they saw a light not far away. At this time, all the Tibetan soldiers were stunned, what beautiful fireworks, what a beautiful night sky.

Before he could praise a few words, some of the Tubo soldiers reacted, damn it, who is setting off fireworks outside in the middle of the night, who else can there be besides those Han people who pretend to be ghosts? Without waiting for the orders of their own master, a few soldiers went down the city wall along the basket, and when they found the place where the fireworks were set off, they found that there was no trace there. No, the person hasn't gone back yet, and fireworks are coming out behind him.

Not only did the people on the city wall hear it, but even the Songtsan Gampo, who had already rested, was tossed, "This group of timid Han people has the ability to attack the city, and it's disgusting to make these messy things all day long!" "Songtsen Gampo is just talking, if he is replaced, he will not be stupid to attack the city. There are more than 50,000 elite soldiers on his side, and Fang Yiai only has 10,000, and they are all cavalry, no matter how strong he is, it is impossible to capture Tocharo.

Lu Dongzan felt that he was about to vomit, what did Fang Yiai want to do with that little fox, did he really think that he could drag down the Tubo warriors in this way? If Fang Yiai only has these means, then don't worry, the problem is that Fang Yiai obviously can't do such a boring thing.

Strictly take precautions, yes, you must take strict precautions, there is still a problem with Tocharo, otherwise why would Fang Yiai stare at Tocharo?

After finally enduring it all night, Lu Dongzan felt that his old bones were about to collapse, how old is he, how can he compare to those young people?

I don't know if God is joking sincerely, Lu Dongzan and Songtsan Gampo were already on fire, and the Han army in the direction of the Peacock River actually screamed together, as for what they shouted, it was even more annoying, "Hello Zanpu, we invite you to watch the fireworks!" ”

Lu Dongzan's lungs are about to explode, look at your fart, the Tubo warriors have no fireworks, if there is, they will be specially put on the butts of the Han barbarians, so that you are so lacking in virtue!