Is there a laxative stop in Chapter 1085?

Songtsan Gampo finally knew that Fang Yi's love was great, don't care if the battle can be fought, at least his life is about to be half angry, this Han man is really deceitful, and he doesn't look like an authentic Han man in this way. In the past, the Han people were all polite, righteous and shameful, and it didn't work if they went to Fang Yiai, in short, this Han general seemed to lack virtue, so he would do anything.

"Great Minister, this Han man must be removed, this person is really hateful!" Songtsan Gampo almost gritted his teeth and said it, Lu Dongzan silently said in his heart, isn't this nonsense, he Lu Dongzan also wants to find a chance to chop Fang Yiai into meat puree, if it wasn't for his good life, maybe Fang Yiai would be nailed to death on the ship with one arrow. Hate to hate, but I have to admire Fang Yiai's cleverness, at least he has fought so many battles, and he has never let others catch him, but he has committed suicide several times, but the Turks have not grasped it.

Lu Dongzan gave a death order, no one is allowed to ignore the Han people in the Peacock River, which spy can't help but run in front of the Han people, then he can only blame him for his bad luck, in short, the Tubo people will not be stupid enough to run out to fight the Han people, if they have the ability, they will come to attack the city, look at the hard city wall or the hard knife of the Han people.

If Lu Dongzan was right in front of him, Fang Yiai would definitely give Lu Dongzan a thumbs up, this old thing can really bear it, if Li Shimin hadn't been stupid back then, he would have killed Lu Dongzan a long time ago. Compared with Lu Dongzan, Fang Yiai is still willing to face Garmu, although the guy Garmu is ruthless, but he is still much more impulsive than Lu Dongzan, if he scolds Garmu, according to Garmu's temper, this thing will run out even if he dies.

The Tubo people didn't come out, and Fang Yiai didn't bother to scold, so he shook his hands and asked the soldiers to go back to sleep. The Tibetan spies didn't dare to get too close, if they did. You must be able to find the soldiers of Zuo Wuwei sleeping soundly.

Lu Dongzan has never understood what Fang Yiai wants to do, it has been five days, and these Han people still do not leave the Peacock River. It seems that he is more energetic than the Tibetan warriors. Now the Turks are marching to the Xiting Gorge, and two leopard divisions are stationed in Yanhai. Seeing that he is about to meet Datang in a short fight, why is this second fang not in a hurry?

Lu Dongzan couldn't figure it out too much, but some of the puzzles had to be solved after all, and he was discussing with Songtsan Gampo whether to guard against Zhangxiong, when he saw Fan Erle rushing in, "Da Zampu, Da Xiang is not bad!" ”

"Fanerle, what are you panicking about. The sky can't fall! "Songtsen Gampo hates this kind of babbling person the most, there is a way to not change his face for the collapse of Mount Tai in front of him, but Fan Erle is good, every time something happens, he is panicked. It seems that Lu Dongzan is right, this person is a general, but his personality is really not the material to be a general.

Fanerle's head was covered with sweat, and even his lips turned white, and he looked at Songtsen Gampo's angry expression. He hurriedly said, "Da Zampu, don't you go out with Da Xiang to have a look, the brothers in our clan are about to collapse!" After Fan Erle finished speaking, he felt his stomach start to grow. His face changed, and he ran out with his butt covered.

The second monk of Ludong Zanzhang was puzzled, what the hell is going on, no matter how confused this Fan Erle is, it is impossible to be so ignorant of etiquette. Knowing that something was wrong, Lu Dongzan and Songtsen Gampo went out of the house together, and before they arrived at the barracks, Lu Dongzan smelled a strange smell, isn't this the smell of thatched houses?

Stinks, it really stinks, when did the barracks become a big dung pit? At this time, Songtsen Gampo and Lu Dongzan were already a little panicked, and when they walked into the barracks, they almost fell to the ground, at this time, there was still a barracks here, a group of soldiers were all squatting on the ground and pulling, some of them pulled their legs were weak, and even more sat directly on their excrement and gasped, and they didn't lift their pants, because who knows when this discouragement will come.

What the hell is going on? Why is this happening? Songtsen Gampo is going crazy, after so many years of fighting, he has never seen this situation, and now the entire military camp has become a big dung pit, not to mention the Tubo warriors, not to mention carrying knives, they don't even have the courage to stand up, if the Han people hit the city at this time, what do they rely on to defend the city wall?

Songtsen Gampo knew that this must be a trick of the Han Chinese, and although he did not know how the Han did it, he had to find a way to avoid this catastrophe. However, Songtsen Gampo was also puzzled, why was he okay? Sometimes it's like this, what do you want, no, Songtsen Gampo's stomach also began to gurgle, that blow is coming, it really can't be stopped, this is not the same as usual, very anxious, if you don't take off your pants, you can immediately pull the crotch. I didn't care about the image, so Songtsam Gampo found a fairly clean place to take off his pants and let out a loud fart.

Lu Dongzan's legs began to swing, because he didn't seem to be able to bear it, pull it, expose yourself in public, it's better than pulling the crotch of your pants. So the two giants of Tubo solved the major events of life face to face, who would have thought that they would squat down and almost didn't stand up.

Lu Dongzan's lips became whiter and whiter, his physique couldn't catch up with Fan Erle, and under this burst of discouragement, the whole person withered, "Zampu, don't think about it, there is no other way, withdraw, as long as the Han people don't react, withdraw to the Heicang Canyon, and follow the warriors on both sides of the Heicang Canyon, we can still save the lives of the warriors!" ”

In fact, there is no need for Lu Dongzan to say, Songtsan Gampo also knows what to do, and now the only ones that can be used are the 10,000 people guarding the Heicang Canyon, if the 10,000 people are transferred to Tocharo, it is almost impossible, because if the Heicang Canyon is given to the Han people, then their situation will be even more dangerous, it is better to give Tocharo to the Han people. There is a way to stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, as long as the lives of the warriors in the clan are still there, and when they survive this time, they will still be able to recruit warriors who are good at fighting.

Laxatives can't kill people, but they can make people's legs swing, Lu Dongzan won't be stupid enough to go out of the city directly, so that the cavalry of the Han people only needs half an hour to catch up with their group of old soldiers who have lost half their lives. Therefore, Lu Dongzan came up with a bad idea, he asked the original Tocharian inhabitants of the city to wear the clothes of the Tibetan soldiers, and drove these fake Tibetan soldiers out of the city. Not to mention, this trick really works, in the face of tens of thousands of fake death squads, Fang Yiai really didn't dare to wave his troops immediately, waiting for the Tocharians to come to Gaomi, Fang Yiai was already a little late to chase after him.

Just let Lu Dongzan and Songtsen Gampo go back to Tibet. Fang Yiai is a little unwilling, in short, you have to leave them some deep memories. Otherwise, this Songtsen Gampo will not be honest.

Fan Erle used his strength to help Songtsen Gampo to walk forward, to put it in order. Not to mention supporting people, even with Songtsen Gampo on his back, Fan Erle can also walk like a fly, but now it is better, it is not as good as an old man.

miserable, Lu Dongzan really wants to cry without tears, how many times has he clashed with Fang Yiai. This Han barbarian has never had a fight with him against Mai Mang, and it seems that every time Fang Yiai will use all kinds of conspiracies. Lu Dongzan felt that he was fighting with Fang Yiai, it was not a war, and the whole one was dangling in the conspiracy circle. If your fate is good, you can transfer it out, but if your fate is bad, you will be calculated to death by Fang Yiai. Sometimes Lu Dongzan really wants to fight hard with Fang Yiai, but every time he doesn't have the opportunity to fight hard, so for now, these more than 50,000 Tubo warriors are a group of sheep. Counting on a group of sheep to fight hard with the tiger and wolf division of Fang Yiai's love, isn't that an addition to Fang Yiai's credit book?

"Hey, I've been guarding against the tricks of the Han people, but I didn't expect to end up on the road, Zampu. This time we lost unjustly, if I am not mistaken, this laxative should be prepared for Garmu. However, we occupied Tocharian first, and the Han children used the method of dealing with Garmu on us. ”

"Don't say it, I don't understand, we've checked everything, there's no problem at all, and let the chicken and dog try it, why are you still on the road?" Songtsen Gampo's eyelids were loose, if he hadn't thought about the image of Da Zampu, he couldn't help crying loudly, and finally killed Garmu to recapture Tocharo, but he didn't expect to give up his hands to the Han people like this. This time, you may never be able to get back the Spitfire.

Lu Dongzan sighed in addition to sighing, he sighed, and said weakly, "If you are not mistaken, this laxative should be a synthesis of two medicines, there is one in the grain, and there is another in Fang Yiai's hand." When Garmu was eating food, Fang Yiai hadn't released another medicine in his hand, but now that he came to Yueshi, he naturally wanted to do it. Hey, I was careless, I didn't expect this trick, food and water, as long as it is a human being, you have to eat and drink, it's really a good calculation, this Han man, it's a trick! ”

Careless? Songtsen Gampo smiled wordlessly and bitterly, this kind of thing is no wonder Lu Dongzan, I believe that whoever is changed, will also be fooled by this, think about the wolf howl and fireworks before, it turned out that they were all used by Han children to confuse people, and the funny thing is that they were still thinking about whether the Han people would be especially his tricks.

Heicang Canyon, which once made Songtsen Gampo hate, has now become a place where Songtsen Gampo saves his life, because the Tubo warriors of Caoli Mountain and Feiye Mountain do not eat Tochar's grain, so they do not appear to die of diarrhea.

At the foot of Feiye Mountain, Gan Suo's head was sweating, it was a hell, how long has it been, Da Zampu and Da Xiang have become like this, and those more than 50,000 brothers, why do they all seem to have crawled out of the dung pit? In the face of Gansuo, Lu Dongzan did not talk too much, only ordered Gansuo to guard the Heicang Canyon, and must not let the Han people pass through the Heicang Canyon, if the Han cavalry was allowed to chase over, the more than 50,000 warriors in the clan would not die of the clan, but also let the Han people hack to death.

Gansuo knew that the responsibility was heavy, and hurriedly asked a few sturdy men to help Songtsen Gampo and Lu Dongzan cross the Heicang Canyon as soon as possible. It was also Lu Dongzan and the others who were moving fast enough, and as soon as they passed through the Black Cang Canyon, they heard the sound of horses' hooves coming from the direction of Tocharo.

The topography of Feiye Mountain and Caoli Mountain is very special, both are steep in the south and gentle in the north, which means that the two mountains seem to have been cut by someone from the south, and only the north side has a way up and down the mountain. And the two mountains are close to the Kurokura Gorge in the middle, so it is really not so easy to cross between the two mountains. This is also the reason why Lu Dongzan didn't dare to storm the Black Warehouse Canyon at the beginning, but now he has changed to Fang Yiai in the face of the Black Warehouse Canyon.

Huang Zhenxiong rushed to the forefront with high spirits, looking at the Heicang Canyon in front of him, he shouted with a hanging voice, "Young General, do you want to chase or not?" ”

"Chase a fart, if we enter the Heicang Canyon now, the Tubo people on the mountain can kill us with stones alone!" Fang Yiai will not be stupid enough to go to his death, since he can't catch up, then he won't chase it, aren't there nearly 20,000 Tubo elites in Caoli Mountain and Fei Ye Mountain? As long as this batch of Tibetan elites is swallowed, it will be enough for Songtsen Gampo and Lu Dongzan to have a pain in their flesh for a while.

"Iron pimple, let people get the mines behind them, since those Tibetan heroes want to be monkeys in the mountains, then let them evolve well!" In a way, Tie Jin is really an out-and-out Tibetan traitor, but this era is like this, as long as the Tubo people recognize their master, they won't care about anything else. And the most important thing is that Tie Dahan likes to play with mines the most, and when he heard that he was going to blow up the mountain, he tossed it around.

Gansuo waited on the mountain for a long time, but found that the Han people did not move, could it be that the Han people did not enter the canyon, like going up the mountain to fight hand-to-hand? Gan Suo is naturally not afraid, on this mountain, the cavalry can only be infantry, in this way, the number of Tubo warriors is still more than the Han people, plus the Han attack, Tubo defend, there is no need to worry about it.