Chapter Seventy-Seven: An Awkward Moment (I)
"Humph! Hand over the gold, or else—" The bald brother took out a dagger and shook it twice and threatened.
"That's it, that's it! Hurry up! The thin man echoed, and he also took out the dagger, but his hand holding the dagger kept shaking, directly revealing his bluff.
"Who called you here? Tell me I can suffer less. Zhang Yanzhi put away the cigar, took out a jar and said while fiddling, but he didn't even raise his head, looking very contemptuous.
The two glanced at each other, and the thin man saw the fierceness in the eyes of the bald brother, and he could only follow, he nodded.
In the next moment, the two of them rushed towards Zhang Yanzhi with daggers, quickly driving the surrounding air to form a strong wind, and the momentum was clearly poked out of a few holes before stopping.
"Hmph." Zhang Yanzhi snorted coldly, and he didn't fight with them-
He actually lifted the pepper spray and pressed it directly forward, the pepper spray thing is invincible in a narrow semi-confined space!
The two enemies who charged quickly fell to the ground in an instant, constantly struggling, tears in their eyes and runny noses.....
"It's boring! It seems that only a war with more than 50 people can make me happy? ”
"Xiaoduo! Next time, give me background music for riding and slashing. ”
Zhang Yanzhi spit out casually, took the burden and turned around and left, without asking who sent them, because it was pointless to know, did he come to kill his whole family?
He was wary of everyone in that group of merchants and would not take it lightly.
Zhang Yanzhi didn't rub it, he couldn't help but have a lot of dreams at night, so he quickly smeared the soles of his feet with oil, and he tested it repeatedly on the road, and when he saw that there was really no one to follow, he tracked back to the remote courtyard rented with the eldest sister.
His judgment was correct, for as soon as he was gone, a patrol of hunters came over soon.
It was after receiving a report from the neighborhood that he came lazily. Now when they saw the fallen people, they were also startled, and they all cheered up, and quickly opened the shackles and arrested the bald brothers.
No matter what, if you want to come out of the yamen, you have to give money, this is the right principle of heaven and earth! This is linked to performance bonuses.
The bald big brother and their boss may be crying tonight, it's really uncomfortable to not bleed.
When Zhang Yanzhi returned to the mansion, the moon had been hanging high for a long time, but he didn't expect that the eldest sister hadn't rested and helped him open the door.
"Childe, it's been a hard work." The eldest sister said.
"I'm fine, why hasn't Yunshang rested yet?" Zhang Yanzhi said with concern.
"I'll wait for my son to come back, otherwise no one will open the door." Every time the eldest sister is called by Zhang Yanzhi, she blushes unconsciously.
"Thank you for your hard work." Zhang Yanzhi is also very tired after a busy day, if only there was a hot bath to wash.
As soon as he thought of taking a bath, the eldest sister asked:
"Childe, do you want to take a shower first and then rest?"
"Okay!"
"Huh-" Zhang Yanzhi watched the eldest sister pour hot water into the big wooden basin with a thermos kettle, he couldn't help but let out an exclamation, he couldn't imagine that the eldest sister was so sensible, she had already prepared hot water, and she would be able to take a bath as soon as she came back. The kettle was left for them by Zhang Yanzhi before.
The eldest sister walked out of the room after releasing the water lightly, covered the door, and planned to leave.
"Wait." Zhang Yanzhi had already taken off his clothes, sat down in the big wooden barrel with half of his body, and after making a comfortable **, he hurriedly stopped the eldest sister's head.
The eldest sister was stunned, and thought: Don't you want me to go in and wipe my back, why is this embarrassing? But he is a benefactor after all......
As soon as the eldest sister turned around, she saw Zhang Yanzhi's naked shadow under the light in the room, her face was slightly red, and she shouted inside:
"What's the matter with Childe?"
"Ahem, how is your father?" Zhang Yanzhi asked while holding a towel and doing various scrubbing movements, unaware that all his movements were seen by the eldest sister through the shadow.
Childe is really, so don't be ashamed. The eldest sister's face turned even redder, and she tried her best to control her tone without trembling and replied:
"Daddy has settled down, and he is in good spirits."
"It's just that he doesn't want me and my mother to go into the room to take care of me now."
"You have to do everything yourself."
"Well, uncle's worries are also justified."
"After you get pox, you can't defend yourself against tuberculosis so quickly, at least wait another month."
"Yes, yes."
"Well, it's inconvenient for my uncle to see people; If you talk about your aunt, let's cover it up a little when you change books. After all, the two of them escaped from the Song Mansion, and Zhang Yanzhi didn't want to make trouble, he said.
"Yes, yes." The eldest sister replied stiffly.
But Zhang Yanzhi went even more too far, he walked out of the big wooden barrel, smeared his whole body with shower gel, and talked to the eldest sister without consciously speaking: "I'll take you out early tomorrow morning to run errands." ”
The eldest sister couldn't help it, she was very uncomfortable, she closed her eyes with all her strength and shouted, "Son, please respect yourself!" ”
It's just that her shouting was so loud that she actually blew open the covered papier-mâché window, revealing Zhang Yanzhi, who was naked inside.
The eldest sister hid her face and left, leaving only a string of tears.
A cool breeze blew, and the naked Zhang Yanzhi shuddered, he was completely stunned, and wanted to reach out to stop the eldest sister's head, shouting 'misunderstanding', but withdrawing his hand would make himself more exposed, seeing that the eldest sister's head ran away all of a sudden, he had to sigh, close the doors and windows, sit back in the big barrel, and go depressed alone.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning, the sun was shining, and the sun was shining on the entire Goose City, and also on a remote courtyard in the Goose City, the light shone into the courtyard, and the reflection of the dust formed a beautiful landscape painting.
In this landscape, accompanied by strange but rhythmic music, a young man is struggling to do all kinds of movements that would seem strange to the people of the Ming Dynasty:
"Stretch, get ready!"
"One, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, two-two"
"Section 6 Whole Body Exercise—"
Zhang Yanzhi wiped his sweat and sighed, it seems that his body needs to be strengthened.
That's right, Zhang Yanzhi has developed a new function of Xiaoduo, which is actually playing: playing radio gymnastics recordings.
He was doing the eleventh set of radio gymnastics just now, and it was really embarrassing, but fortunately no one saw it.
It is said that broadcast gymnastics is the essence of traditional Chinese martial arts, and you can become a top master if you practice it.
Bah, he has a ghost!! Zhang Yanzhi spat and stood up.
Doing radio gymnastics is actually Zhang Yanzhi's previous otaku habit:
Whenever he worked long hours in front of the computer, he would have sore bodies, red and swollen eyes, and a dizzy head. At this time, in order to continue to fight, he will dance radio gymnastics in the narrow space of the dormitory, and after dancing radio gymnastics, he will be refreshed and full of energy.
The dormitory members already felt that he was hopeless, and even assimilated by his evil and jumped together!
They don't know how many times they have been complained about upstairs and downstairs, but they can't stop at all!
Can't stop!
I can't stop!