Chapter 247: Drug Test
Looking at the stunned looks of his subordinates, Tang Ning explained: "Although I don't know how to develop a drug, the experiment of this medicine is very simple, just mix the powder and corn flour, and the only problem now is that I don't know what the ratio of the two is." ”
Grunov hesitated for a moment, and then asked: "Boss, clinical trials of general drugs must have an experimental goal, I don't know what your goal is this time?" ”
Tang Ning rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "My goal is to have great medicinal power and not eat dead people!" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone below all had an urge to faint, which is like an experimental target, and it's too nonsense. But in fact, Tang Ning's sentence is really not untargeted, this sentence has a source, in his previous life, he saw a news report before he traveled, that is, the police cracked an underground black processing point that made counterfeit blue pills, and the owner of this processing point also mixed medicinal powder and corn flour without knowing the recipe of the blue pills.
However, fake drugs are fake drugs, people are still very conscientious and experimental, after he configures the pills according to different proportions, he asks his workers to take them separately, and after taking the medicine, let them go to the shampoo shop to find the service staff to wash their hair (this statement is literary enough, right?). He reimbursed the expenses, and then improved the ratio according to the feedback from his subordinates and the service staff of the shampoo shop, and finally came up with a formula, so after being arrested, he proudly said to the police: "My medicines are all clinically proven." ”
As soon as the report came out, the replies of netizens were lively, because the boss was responsible for washing money and hair, so many people applied to go to this factory as workers. In addition, there are many people who praise this as a conscientious enterprise, and now they don't dare to eat what they make themselves, and they don't eat their own medicines, and this gang actually lets their subordinates test the drugs first. It can be seen that the attitude of being conscientious and responsible for the work, and there are also some remarks condemning the production and sale of counterfeits, which have been buried because the number is too small.
Although Tang Ning had never taken this medicine, he also knew that as long as the amount of medicine was not particularly large, he would definitely not be able to eat the dead, so he felt that the experimental process of this gang could still be referred to. The only pity is that I patronized and watched the excitement at the beginning, and I didn't write down the proportion of medicine powder, otherwise why would I have to spend this matter now.
But it doesn't matter, since those illiterate counterfeiters can experiment with the right proportion and sell the products in more than 20 provinces, then naturally they can also follow the cat's example, so Tang Ning organized some employees who know a little bit about drug production to mix and mix the powder and corn flour to make ten pills with different proportions. Then he called Inujiro over and said, "Jiro, if you go to ten volunteers, you will say that the boss will treat you to wash your hair, not only will you not charge money, but I will also give you a subsidy, preferably someone who is thirty or forty years old or not particularly strong." ”
Listening to Tang Ning's words, Inujiro didn't react for a while, and after a while. Only then did he swallow and spit and said, "Old, boss, I didn't understand." What are you doing here? ”
Tang Ning explained: "Your boss and I have invented a miracle medicine that can revive a man's strength, but there has been no human trial yet, and I don't know how powerful the medicine is, so I have to find a few people to help me test the medicine." ”
Inujiro seemed to think of something, and said hesitantly: "Boss, this medicine has actually been available for a long time." However, it is generally a lie, and even if it is effective, the side effects are particularly large, and there is a saying in China that describes this medicine, called the medicine of the tiger and the wolf. I don't think we need to do this business. ”
Tang Ning slapped him angrily and said, "When you are the boss, I am like those charlatans?" Tell you, this is different from those strong pills, this is a real miracle medicine, not only useful, but also not hurtful. Oops, you don't care, go find someone for me. ”
Although Inujiro was not very optimistic about Tangning's business, he still carried out his orders to the letter. Interestingly, when many of the gangsters below heard that there was such a good thing, washing their hair without spending money and subsidies, and they immediately rushed to sign up and asked to participate in the drug trial. According to Tang Ning's request, Inujiro picked ten of his weaker or older subordinates and sent them to Tang Ning.
Tang Ning glanced at these ten people briefly, and asked Dashan Beida to send them to a small hotel that he had chartered, and the women in it were all carefully selected by Tang Ning to the market Xingnai, and they couldn't be too beautiful, otherwise these guys would still be able to ** high without taking medicine; It should not be too ugly, otherwise even if you take the medicine, you will not be interested, and it will affect the efficacy of the medicine.
The experiment was carried out for a week, and the volunteers changed five waves, on the one hand, to expand the scope of the experiment, on the other hand, they also had to take care of the bodies of these people, and they had to do this kind of thing in a row, not to mention these guys who were not in good health, even if they were good guys, it would be unbearable.
Although there have been cases of hospitalization due to excessive drug power in the past week, most people's experimental effects are relatively good, and even many people have asked to buy a large number of this miracle drug after participating in the experiment, but they have all been rejected by Tang Ning, just kidding, it is not yet time to go on the market, but fortunately, he has determined the ratio, that is, the powder and corn flour are one to one to five. (Don't take this ratio seriously, it's just a casual write, and even if you take it seriously, you can't buy the raw materials...... This ratio is the most suitable for the Eastern physique, and Westerners or people who are overweight need to increase the dosage, so Downing has prepared two versions, namely the Essence version and the enhanced version.
After spending another week to complete the test of the essence version and the enhanced version, not only Inujiro and Oyama Beda were shocked by the power of this miracle medicine, but even Truide, who initially disdained this medicine and thought that it would affect his reputation, was shocked and speechless, because the efficacy of this medicine was so amazing, that the success rate was almost 100%.
Ted stepped forward to congratulate Tang Ning and said: "Boss Tang Ning, although I am not very reluctant, I still want to congratulate you, no wonder you can become a rich man in Japan, your business vision really has nothing to say, although there may be certain psychological factors in the trial, but the effectiveness of the drug can never be erased." ”
PS: Although today's chapter is a little spoofed, I think it's fun, and I ask for a favorite, a tip, and a subscription, because I won't recommend it next week (to be continued......