Chapter 192: The King of the Middle

Luo Ning's smile was like a flower, and it was completely different from when Fang Cai was resentful.

Lin Wanrong saw that she had regained her lively appearance, and smiled secretly in her heart, why do chicks like to talk to me about their hearts? The eldest lady is like this, and so is Luo Ning, if I don't work in the Xiao family in the future, I will open a psychological clinic to diagnose women's heart disease, hehe.

Luo Ning suddenly stretched out her little hand, put it on his hand and said, "Brother Lin, do you feel it, am I different from before?" Her little hands were warm and soft, as if they were still trembling slightly.

Lin Wanrong's heart fluttered, this chick is not simple, she learned to take advantage of me so quickly.

Luo Ning's mind is pure, although his little hands tremble slightly, but there is no trace of lewdness. Lin Wanrong inadvertently touched her little hand, and it felt as smooth as condensed cream. This chick's little hands are so soft, and I don't know which thing will be cheaper in the future. He sighed in his heart, took Luo Ning's hand, and pretended to be holy: "Miss Luo, under the light of my radiance, you have been reborn, bless you, let's have a pure hug below." ”

Luo Ning chuckled, ran with lotus feet, couldn't walk a few steps, and suddenly turned around and smiled: "Brother Lin, although you are a bit bad, I really like to talk to you." After she finished speaking, she giggled and ran away, leaving Lin Wanrong standing there alone.

You are cool, but Lao Tzu is depressed, it took so long to enlighten a young lady, and he didn't get any cheapness, and today this business has lost a lot.

The flowers in the garden were gone, Lin Wanrong picked up a small petal, pinched it gently, and remembered what Luo Ning had just said, and his heart was confused and hazy. I don't know what this girl wants to do, I feel like I've been soaked.

Lin Wanrong was unhappy, and walked back to the hall, but saw that Luo Ning was already standing next to the old man, smiling at him.

When the eldest lady saw him come back, she said softly, "Where have you just been?" I've searched for you several times, but I haven't found you. ”

Lin Wanrong was stunned by Luo Ning, depressed, glanced at her, and said, "I peed, I guess you didn't find the right direction for the toilet, Miss." ”

The eldest lady took a sip, her face turned red, she glanced at him, and she didn't speak again.

At this time, Luo Min had invited Zhao Kangning to sit on the main seat, and said with a smile: "The little prince is here today, and my Luo family is shining. Luo Min is not exhausted. ”

Zhao Kangning smiled and said, "Where, where." Lord Luo was too modest. My father often mentioned in front of me that Lord Luo was in charge of Jiangsu Province, was diligent in government and loved the people, and everyone praised him, and asked Xiao Wang to ask the adults for advice. ”

"The honest prince praises it, and the old man deserves it." Luo Min said humbly.

Zhao Kangning glanced around, and suddenly smiled: "By the way, Lord Luo, just now I was outside the mansion, and I heard a cheer in the mansion, and I don't know what I was playing." Xiao Wang was curious. ”

Luo Min smiled: "Fangcai? It's the mother of the family who has produced a few longevity couplets, and all the young talents are comparing the couplets, and they are also very happy. ”

"Couplet?" Zhao Kangning seemed to be interested all of a sudden, and said with a smile: "Xiao Wang also likes this very much, and he also has a couplet master by his side, today while the old birthday star is in good interest, it is better for Xiao Wang to make an ugly appearance, let this master and all the talents have a discussion, what do you think?" ”

When everyone saw that the little prince also liked the couplet, they immediately cheered one after another. Luo Min hesitated, but seeing that everyone's interest was very high, it was difficult to stop him.

Zhao Kangning said with a smile: "Even if it is a couplet, it is also indispensable for some colorful heads." In this way, if Xiao Wang loses, Kangning will present a painting of Mr. Xu Wenchang's "Wind and Snow Return". If Lord Luo's side is unfortunate to fail, Xiao Wang will also take a lottery-"

Zhao Kangning seemed to have a heart, and seemed to have unintentionally, glanced at Luo Ning, who had just returned to the living room, and said with a smile; Then I asked Miss Luo to accept the "Lady Picture" made by Xiao Wang three years ago. What does Lord Luo think? ”

Listening to this condition, it seems that this little prince is losing no matter what, and he has to send a picture, but this is definitely not the case. Luo Ning has clearly rejected the little prince, Zhao Kangning has found an opportunity to gamble on the couplet, and it is difficult for a strong man to send this painting out again. Luo Ning snorted secretly and did not speak.

Xu Wei's paintings are hard to find, and when everyone in the hall saw that Prince Ning was going to send Xu Wei's "Wind and Snow Returning", they were immediately interested, and the applause was even louder. Lin Wanrong remembered that she still had a painting of "Smoke and Rain on the West Lake" by Old Man Xu in her hand, because it was a new work, and it was rare to have Xu Wei's seal printed on it, which was probably more valuable than "Returning to the People in the Wind and Snow".

Luo Min was a little embarrassed, Zhao Kangning said that it was a game of couplets, but it was actually a competition, if he lost this competition, he would lose his daughter's face.

Zhao Kangning waved his hand, and among the entourage behind him, a middle-aged man dressed in white stood out. The middle-aged man hugged his fists and said: "In Xia Shen Banshan, he is the chief scoop of the Book Friends League of the Seven Northern Provinces." ”

Damn, always scoop the handle? Seven Provinces Book Friends Alliance? What kind of organization is this? Could it be a good man who robbed the road?

The eldest lady saw Lin San's eyes glaring, knowing that he didn't know this Shen Banshan, so she said softly: "The Northern Seven Provinces Book Friends Alliance is an organization formed by the spontaneous gathering of talents and younger brothers in the north, and the scale is huge. In each imperial examination, as long as the champion is a northerner, he must be a member of the alliance of the seven provinces, so it is also called the champion league. This Shen Banshan is the leader of the Champion League, although he is only a talent, he has not reached the first for many years, but he is known as the king of the middle, famous in the north and south, and the couplet kung fu is a must in the world. ”

Damn, what is the Seven Provinces Alliance, the chief scoop, isn't it the student union? Or the high school student council. Damn, the bandit name is like a robbery.

Shen Banshan saluted all around, and said proudly: "Xiaosheng Shen Banshan, on behalf of the talented people of the seven northern provinces, I would like to say hello to all my colleagues in the south." At the time of today's discussion, there is no limit to the number of people, and as long as you are right, you can answer. ”

This Shen Banshan is arrogant, and he provoked the southern genius with one sentence, Hou Yuebai, who had been frustrated just now, rose up angrily, hugged his fists and said: "In Xiajinling, Hou Yuebai, I have seen Mr. Shen." Please Mr. Shen for advice. ”

Shen Banshan nodded slightly and said, "I've seen Little Brother Hou, I don't know if Little Brother Hou has ever been with my brother?" ”

Hou Yuebai said: "I am waiting for the title of the gold list in autumn tomorrow." ”

Shen Banshan said with a smile: "If Brother Hou enters the court, what official do you want?" ”

Hou Yuebai groaned slightly, and said, "Pavilion Elder! ”

Shen Banshan smiled and said, "Show the old Sige Lao." ”

This is a satirical couplet, but it is improvized, and the heart is real, this Shen Banshan is really the king of the middle, and his talent is quick, which is not comparable to ordinary people. This coupling is extremely bad, the battle is still secondary, how to satirize Shen Banshan back is serious. As soon as the southern genius came up, he was deflated, Hou Yuebai's face turned red into pork liver, and he couldn't stand or sit.

Luo Ning thought for a while, but still had no answer, and couldn't help but feel anxious, isn't he going to lose in the first round? She couldn't help but sneak a glance at Lin Wanrong. Seeing that he was closing his eyes and recuperating, he was suddenly a little disappointed in his heart.

Seeing that no one answered, Luo Min was about to admit defeat this time, but heard someone speak: "Is Mr. Shen a talent?" ”

Shen Banshan saw that the person who got up to ask was a hippie smiling face in Tsing Yi, with dark skin and very healthy. Shen Banshan is the first in the world, but he has been in the exam for many years and failed to hit the list, which is his biggest humiliation. Lin Wanrong's question happened to touch his scar, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Exactly." ”

Lin Wanrong walked up to Hou Yuebai's side, sat him down, and said to Shen Banshan with a smile: "This is very good." Mr. Shen is the chief scoop of the Seven Northern Provinces Book Friends Alliance, and I will represent the general head of the Eight Southern Provinces Book Friends Association - Xiao Jiayuan Ding Department, to you, there is no talent to show talent. ”

"Okay-" Guo Wuchang was the first to stand up and applaud, and everyone in the hall applauded like thunder. is not old, Sige is old, and there is no talent to show talent, which is really wonderful in the world. Even Hou Yuebai was excited, this time, it was clear that Lin San had found the field for him.

What kind of book friends in the eight southern provinces will be in charge of the Xiao Jiayuan Ding Department, they will talk nonsense, the eldest lady was surprised and delighted, but she also clapped with everyone.

Shen Banshan was careless, suffered a big loss, and when he saw this Ding hippie smiling face, where there were some talented people, he couldn't help but snort and said: "The little family Ding also wants to learn the couplet, I advise you, idlers are not allowed to enter the sages." ”

Lin Wanrong scolded himself for being an idler, hehe laughed twice, and said: "Mr. Shen is dignified to make a birthday for the old lady, it is exactly, the thief will come to the Taoist." ”

Shen Banshan said: "Slowly, slowly, my little brother misunderstood the meaning of my talent, my upper link is-" He picked up his pen and wrote on the paper: "The sage is not allowed to enter the idler." Although the sage and the idler are reversed, they still scold this little family member in the same way.

Lin Wanrong said with a smile: "Mr. Shen also misheard my next couplet-" He took out a pencil from his bosom and wrote: "The Taoist will come to the thief in the future-"

These two sentences were exchanged before and after, and they became authentic scolding stickers, which fit seamlessly, and the people in the hall laughed and applauded. Luo Yuan and Guo Wuchang shouted together: "Big brother (Lin San), that's right." ”

Seeing that the king of the pair had a blue face, Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "Brother Shen, it's just a pair, it's just for entertainment, why be so persistent." It's better to be the little brother tonight, let's prostitute by the Qinhuai River, sing and sing eighteen touches, it's much more interesting than this. ”

Obscene language in front of the public, this is clearly an insult to the reader, Shen Banshan said angrily: "Weak scholar, I don't know the three generations of Xia Shang Zhou. ”

Lin Wanrong said with a smile: "Handsome and talented, I only read four poems and elegant songs." ”

Shen Banshan saw that he had some real skills, and his heart slowly calmed down, and he pointed to a dead tree in the courtyard and said: "In the governor's mansion, this ancient tree is very beautiful, so I will go out of the association, and the thousand-year-old tree is a hanger." He pointed out that the thousand-year-old tree in the governor's palace was used as a hanger, but in fact, he used it as an excuse to belittle Luo Min.

Damn, although Lao Luo is a little treacherous and cunning, he has also done a lot of practical things for the people, and he should be a good official, much better than your bullshit master. Lin Wanrong snorted and said: "The thousand-year-old tree is a hanger, and Mr. Shen is really talented." I am a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, on both sides of the Yangtze River, and I will make a bathtub for Mr. Shen and the Yangtze River. ”

This joint was considered to have saved face for Luo Min, and the old fox smiled and did not say anything.

Shen Banshan swept his eyebrows, and saw the red walls and blue tiles of the Luo family, and the scholars from Jiangnan were sitting in this courtyard, so he said: "Break the pomegranate, there are many sour seeds in the red door." ”

Biting open the ginkgo, an adult in white said with a smile, and Shen Banshan's white clothes and white pants secretly matched.

There was another frenzied cheer, and this time even Luo Min couldn't help it, turned his back and held back a laugh. Luo Ning looked at Lin Wanrong with a smile, and a faint flush appeared on her face.

Shen Banshan saw that Lin Wanrong was indeed clever and wise, and he didn't dare to underestimate him anymore, he walked a few steps back and forth, and was worried, and when he saw the ducklings swimming in the pond outside the door, he said: "Seven ducks floating in the pond, count three pairs of one." ”

Lin Wanrong groaned slightly, and saw that the duck had a small fish in its mouth, and suddenly came to inspiration, and continued: "The ruler fish jumped into the water, and measured nine inches and ten." ”

Shen Banshan sighed, hugged his fists and said: "The little brother is so literate, I Shen Banshan admires it very much." Today's test of the couplet is that I lost. "This Shen Banshan is talented and learned, and there are also some intellectuals who are high-minded, and if he loses, he loses, and he loses above board.

The geniuses of Jiangnan suddenly burst into a burst of shocking cheers, this Lin San is simply amazing, he actually defeated Shen Banshan, the king of the book friends of the seven northern provinces, with his own strength.

The eldest lady bit her silver teeth lightly, and her face was full of smiles, like flowers blooming in May. Luo Ning covered her lips and smiled, and said to Luo Yuan beside her: "Little brother, you go and ask Brother Lin, where did he learn these pairs, I don't believe he can match them." Before he finished speaking, he covered his mouth and giggled.

Shen Banshan's eyebrows were gloomy, and he nodded: "Little brother is talented, I, Shen Banshan, am convinced, and I hope that the little brother will give him a name, and let me keep it in mind." ”

Lin Wanrong was covered in a cold sweat, damn it, it's so amazing, could it be that Li Bai Dufu was possessed by his soul at this moment, or did I take viagra and actually defeated this king of the middle. Damn, Lao Tzu is too talented.

He shook his head in a chic manner, straightened his hat, and said with a smile: "Don't dare, don't dare, down is the Jinling Xiao Jiading Department, a small family, and the bandit Lin San is also." Brother Shen, what I just said counts, let's eat, drink and have fun by the Qinhuai River tonight, and the little brother is all-inclusive. ”

Shen Banshan shook his head with a wry smile and retreated to Zhao Kangning's side. That Ning Xiaowang clapped his hands and stood up and said with a smile: "Wonderful, really wonderful." It's wonderful, it's even more exciting, I didn't expect the Jinling Xiao family to have such talents. Lin San, I'm going to get to know you again. ”