Damn, it's not that I don't know what you're doing, and you're still doing this in front of Lao Tzu. I want to pretend to be b, right, Lao Tzu is better at playing than you. Lin Wanrong snorted a few times, but her face was confused, and she glanced at Zhao Kangning suspiciously: "Oh, is the little prince talking to me?" Could it be that the little prince knew each other before? It's such an honor. ”

Zhao Kangning said with a smile: "Even if you didn't know each other before, I'm afraid no one knows it today." Lin San, look at your kung fu, it is really extraordinary. If he has some free time, Xiao Wang wants to have a good chat with you. ”

"Thank you little prince for love, the little prince is the prince and dragon grandson, the dragon spirit of the country, the day is ten thousand chickens, and the hard work is incomparable, Lin Sanyi and Xiaomin, how dare you talk to you." Lin Wanrong said with a smile.

Zhao Kangning naturally didn't know the meaning of his words, nodded slightly, waved his hand, and the entourage sent a picture scroll, he took it and said with a smile: "Lord Luo, today's test of the couplet is not the king loses, this is Mr. Wenchang's "Wind and Snow Return" that Kangning asked for many years ago, and today it will be used as a color head and given to Lord Luo." ”

Luo Min hurriedly hugged his fists and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, today's couplet competition, it is Lin San compared with Mr. Shen, it has nothing to do with the lower officials, how can Luo be punished without merit?" ”

Zhao Kangning nodded and smiled: "Xiao Wang is as good as he says, and he should be trustworthy." Lin San, I will give you this "Return to the Wind and Snow". ”

Of course, if you have money, you have to make it, Lin Wanrong took the scroll and said with a smile: "Thank you for the good painting of the little prince." It's just that I'm a vulgar person, and I don't appreciate good paintings, and the little prince treats me so kindly, I don't dare to hide it privately. In this way, today is the old lady's birthday, so I will borrow flowers to offer the Buddha, and take this "Returning from the Wind and Snow" as a birthday ceremony and give it to the old birthday star. ”

There was an exclamation from the crowd, Lin San's hand was playing beautifully, how could he be a little family member, how could he be worthy of the little prince's gift of paintings? Now it has been given to the old lady, which is beneficial to herself and others, and both sides have taken care of it.

The old lady is also a knowledgeable person. said with a smile: "Brother Lin is too polite. How can this be done? ”

Lin San Zhengse said: "Old birthday star, this is what you deserve." Today, I and Brother Shen play this couplet, for fun, but also for your birthday, the old birthday star is blessed with the sky, and a good painting is given to the birthday star, which is a matter of course. ”

Luo Ning smiled and said, "Grandma, this is a piece of Brother Lin's heart, you can accept it." ”

The old lady was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth and said with a smile: "In this case, I am not welcome." ”

The old lady asked someone to accept the painting, and the atmosphere in the hall suddenly became lively, today the prince of Ning brought people to congratulate him on his birthday, and Lin San defeated Shen Banshan, the king of the couplet, and the southern talents were really happy.

During the banquet, everyone ate a few glasses of water and wine, and Zhao Kangning saw that everyone was very interested, so he said: "Today is so lively, Xiao Wang should also come and have some fun." I have a few jugglers with me, so I might as well ask them to play a few tricks and amuse me. What does Lord Luo think? ”

Luo Min saw that he was not proposing the competition, and his heart suddenly relaxed, and he smiled: "The little prince is so polite, and the lower officials are grateful." ”

As soon as Zhao Kangning waved his hand, several jugglers poured out, setting up a formation in the courtyard, jumping rope of high rope, walking tightrope, shouting and cheering for a while, the situation was very lively, the old lady was naturally happy in her heart, and even Luo Ning looked at it with relish.

Lin Wanrong nodded secretly, this Zhao Kangning obviously came prepared, not only brought Shen Banshan, the king of the middle, but also prepared a lot of people who ran the rivers and lakes to show their performances, and the desire to curry favor with Luo Min was very obvious, and I don't know what this old Luo thought.

Zhao Kangning saw that everyone was fascinated, and his heart was very satisfied, and with another wave of his hand, the jugglers and others retreated, and walked into an old road with fairy wind bones and white beards outside the door, and saluted Mrs. Luo; "Poor Songyun Guan Xuanzi, congratulations to the old lady on her longevity."

The old lady hurriedly smiled and said, "Immortal Chief, please excuse me." ”

Zhao Kangning got up and introduced: "Old lady, this Xuanxuanzi Taoist is powerful and famous, and today Xiao Wang specially invited him to do a method to celebrate the old lady's birthday." ”

Xuan Xuanzi's beard and hair were all white, looking at the appearance of some fairy wind bones, Lin Wanrong said in her heart, damn, dyeing white hair and white beard can be full of immortals? Damn, incense money is so easy to make.

The old lady is also a pious person, and when she saw such a charismatic Taoist to celebrate her birthday, she hurriedly served the birthday cake Lilu. Xuan Xuanzi said: "Today's old lady's birthday, there is nothing to contribute to the poor road, so I will give a method and form a good fate with you." ”

He asked for a bowl of water, and found three square-headed wooden chopsticks of average length, dipped some water in the square head of the chopsticks, and also dipped some water between the chopsticks, and then stood the three chopsticks side by side, and said with a smile: "Please take care of the donors." ”

He took the bowl of water, and slowly inserted three chopsticks into the water cup under the gaze of everyone.

The three chopsticks were a little crooked, and Xuan Xuanzi quickly turned around the water cup a few times, and said in his mouth: "Taishang Laojun, Sanqing Daozun, hurry to order as you wish, top-"

It's strange to say that the three chopsticks stood side by side and stood upright.

The chopsticks were erected in the water, this is a good omen, and there was a buzzing sound in the hall, this Xuan Xuanzi is really an immortal master, and his mana is extraordinary.

The old lady said excitedly: "Immortal Master, please sit down, come here, quickly have incense with the Immortal Master." ”

Xuan Xuanzi's long beard was slightly stroked, with a smile on his face, looking like an enlightened immortal.

Lin Wanrong burst out laughing, Damn, this immortal master can pretend to be b better than Lao Tzu, what shit fairy magic skills, please come to some high-tech content Okay, the little job of standing chopsticks in the water, Lao Tzu won't play at the age of ten.

Seeing that he had no immortal elders, the eldest lady glanced at him and said in a low voice: "What are you laughing at, be careful that the immortal chief hears and punishes you." ”

Alas, this is how feudal superstition came out, immortal chief, immortal fart chief, if he is immortal, I will be too old man. Lin Wanrong laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, but in line with the morality of the rivers and lakes, he did not debunk it.

Zhao Kangning was smiling, and suddenly saw Lin San's strange face and contempt, he couldn't help but snort lightly, and said with a smile: "Lin San, do you have any objections to the Immortal Chief's Dao method?" ”

Frankly speaking, Lin Wanrong's handwashing in the oil pot guarded by Lin Wanrong is the same as this water chopsticks, they are all tricks, he and Xuan Xuanzi can also be said to be people in the same way, everyone relies on this mixed rice to eat, walk the rivers and lakes, and do not expose people's shortcomings, this is morality.

"This, good, good." Lin Wanrong said with a smile, but there was no trace of respect on her face. Everyone is a peer, and if you don't expose it, no one will want to deceive anyone.

Xuan Xuanzi saw Lin Sanqingyi's little hat, it turned out to be a subordinate, he shook the dust slightly, and said: "The vertical son is ignorant, how can he blaspheme my Sanqing Daozun." ”

Luo Ning saw that the immortal chief seemed to have a prejudice against Lin San, so he hurriedly walked to Lin Wanrong's side and said, "Brother Lin, this immortal chief is afraid of some mana, you don't want to offend him easily, be careful that he casts spells to harm you." ”

Well, this chick treats me well, and it is not in vain that I care for her, Lin Wanrong smiled: "It's okay, he is the Xuanxuanzi Immortal, I am Lin Sanxian, everyone burns incense in the same temple, and no one can hinder anyone." ”

Luo Ning covered her lips and chuckled: "Brother Lin, when you speak, I don't know which sentence is true and which sentence is false. ”

The eldest lady listened to the two of them talking beside her, coughed lightly, and said, "Lin San, the little prince is looking at you." ”

Luo Ning was shocked, looked up, and saw that the little prince Zhao Kangning was really looking at this side with a smile.

Zhao Kangning glanced at Xuan Xuanzi Immortal Elder, Xuan Xuanzi looked at Lin Wanrong and said, "This little benefactor, don't you have some doubts about Sanqing Daozun?" Poor Dao advises little friends, with your Taoism, rather doubt yourself, don't doubt Taoism. ”

Lin Wanrong raised her eyebrows, mother, Lao Tzu thinks about you, but your master provoked you to take the initiative to call the door? Lin Wanrong snorted and said a few words softly to Luo Ning.

Luo Ning said suspiciously: "Brother Lin, what do you want that brine for?" ”

Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "Nothing, I'll also pretend to be an immortal." You tell Luo Yuan to find a tofu room and prepare some brine, and you'll know about the rest later. ”

Luo Ning left with questions, Lin Wanrong glanced at Xuan Xuanzi, and said with a smile: "Immortal Chief, but you're talking to me?" ”

Xuan Xuanzi shook the dust and said, "Exactly." ”

Lin Wanrong shook his head, why bother, I originally wanted to avoid you, but I didn't expect that you, a fake immortal, were provoked by the little prince and specifically looked for my bad luck. Lin Wanrong stepped forward and said: "In the next little family, the Sanqing Dao Zun is naturally extremely respectful, and even the Daoist Chief, your old man, is also happy and convinced. ”

Immortal Chief Xuanzi smiled with smugness, his right hand habitually touched his long beard, and Lin Wanrong continued: "Immortal Chief, this water is in the middle of the chopsticks, but is it caused by your magic power?" ”

Xuan Xuanzi nodded and said: "Poor Dao has been cultivating since childhood, and after more than 60 years, after several times of Taishang Laojun's dream, he can have such a small amount of mana. Ashamed, ashamed. ”

Flickering and pretending b, Lao Tzu despises you. Lin Wanrong wanted to let him go, but this old man was directly attacked under the command of Zhao Kangning, and he could only show some real skills.

"It takes more than sixty years of cultivation to have such skills, and the immortal chief is really strong!" Lin Wanrong gave a thumbs up and said with a smile.

Lao Dao smiled proudly, but listened to the family Ding said: "Little brother, I have practiced tea kung fu hard, and I am brave today, and I also want to try this fairy method of water-neutral chopsticks." ”

As soon as Lin Wanrong's words came out, everyone in the hall was shocked, the mana of the immortal chief was seen by everyone, isn't this Lin San looking for death, the eldest lady's face was anxious, and she stomped her little feet, you will be so reckless.

Immortal Xuanxuanzi's face changed, Lin Wanrong smiled, took three clean square-headed wooden chopsticks, and bowed his head to all sides: "Please take a good look." ”