Xu Junyi is not high, but he is definitely bold enough. Because of the "color", he is lustful enough. After a little thought, he made an escape plan and decided to give it a go. Mixed **, the means are used to the extreme. He's not a gentleman, so he doesn't need to abide by any bullshit morals. It doesn't matter if he beats the fat cat or not, the important thing is that as long as he restrains Tan Kitten, he can use Tan Kitten to threaten the dead fat cat, and he is not afraid that the fat cat will not give in.

"Oops, Young Master Ben's stomach hurts, but it hurts me to death."

Xu Jun rolled on the ground with her stomach in her arms, Tan Kitten was surprised for a while, she was kind and simple-hearted, she was still young, she had no experience, she was far less cunning than Tan Caimao, where did she know Xu Jun's tricks. The fat cat is a beast, and even if it understands human nature, it will not understand the dangers of human beings.

"You, what's wrong with you?"

"It must have been an internal injury that you knocked out, it's over, Young Master Ben is going to die."

"You, don't scare me."

"Don't worry, when Young Master Ben arrived at King Yama, he said that he accidentally fell to his death and would not sue you. However, Young Master Ben is not worried that you are alone in the world, and you will ask for leave with King Yama and become a ghost to come to you. ”

"Don't." Tan Xiaomei's face turned pale with fright, she was simple and timid, she had lived under the protection of her parents and sister since the day she was born, where did anyone dare to bully her.

"Ah, Young Master Ben is dead."

Xu Jun's eyes rolled upward, and he lay on the ground with his head tilted and died. Tan Kitten trembled and stretched out his finger to probe Xu Jun's breath, and found that Xu Jun had lost his breath, and was immediately frightened. Although she often causes trouble, she has never killed anyone, and this is the first time she has killed anyone.

Bean-sized tears fell onto Xu Jun's lips, with a little sweet and salty taste. The cold wind blew against the windows, like the whispers of dead ghosts. The more Tan Kitten thought about it, the more frightened she became, and she couldn't stop trembling.

"Don't come to me, I didn't kill you, please."

Xu Jun lay on the ground squinting and snickering, almost holding back his laughter. Tan Kitten had just turned around and was about to escape from the room, when he suddenly said in a mischievous elongated voice, "Ben. Few. Father. Die. Target. It's so miserable, give me my life back. ”

Tan Kitten was already frightened, but now she was so frightened by Xu Jun that she fainted directly. The fat cat on the side just wanted to make a move, Xu Jun suddenly pressed on Tan Kitten, pulled out the short sword in Tan Kitten's waist, and drove it on Tan Kitten's neck.

"Brute, come up and bite me? Aren't you going to transform into a dog and show me. If you dare to come up, Young Master Ben will cut her throat. ”

The fat cat threw a mouse trap and angrily dug the ground with its paws, but did not dare to rush forward. Xu Junle laughed and said, "Damn beast, roll around and show it to the uncle, otherwise the uncle will scratch her face." ”

Xu Jun picked off the veil on Tan Xiaomei's face with a sword as he spoke, and the fat cat was furious, but he didn't dare to step forward, so he could only roll aggrievedly with tears in his eyes, revealing his white belly.

"Damn, she's still a she-cat."

The fat cat's face turned red, Xu Jun felt that he was about to cramp with laughter, he was simply the king of gentlemen, even the tigress did not let go, and it was really color-eating.

"You brute obediently exit the house and close the door, or this young master will slit her throat."

The fat cat didn't dare to disobey the order, and walked out of the house aggrievedly, and Xu Jun's hanging heart finally let go.

He looked down at Tan Kitten's appearance, and suddenly exclaimed, and couldn't help but stretch out his fingers and pinch Tan Kitten's cheek.

There are thousands of types of beauty in women, and each is different. Tan Kitten does not belong to the kind of peerless beauty who is against the sky, but it has a unique charm. Her beauty is a pitiful lo. Li's beauty, beautiful and cute, like a pretty doll that is not stained with a trace of fireworks in the world.

"This little girl's skin is really smart, she looks so good-looking, but she wants to cover her face with a rag, it's a violent thing, hahahaha."

Xu Jun hummed his favorite song from his previous life, put his hands up and down Tan Kitten, and found a few pieces of broken silver. He plunged his dagger into his boot and prepared to jump out of the window to escape.

"Don't ask what kind of life there are, don't ask how many lovers there will be, Huan Feiyan is thin and shows off his wisdom, who is suitable for whom, and what if he is famous. The heavy rain made my heart feel relaxed, and I drank a glass of wine and sang a song. The wind whistling blows away the worries and sorrows, a dream for a lifetime. ”

Tan Kitten was in a daze, and felt that someone was touching her, and she was immediately ashamed. She slowly opened her eyes, but when she opened her eyes, she saw Xu Jun sitting on top of her humming a tune that she had never heard before, and suddenly exclaimed: "You are a human or a ghost." ”

Xu Jun hurriedly stretched his face and pretended to be a ghost to scare her: "Ben. Few. Father. While. Correct. Be. Hell, you. Be obedient and obedient, otherwise you will be allowed to go underground and be the companion of this young master. ”

"Could it be that this is the legendary ghost press?" I don't know if there are ghosts in the world, but if there are ghosts in people's hearts, they will definitely see ghosts.

Tan Kitten trembled with fright, and suddenly saw the face towel that fell aside. She exclaimed, "You, you actually lifted my veil? ”

"Even if you're ugly, it's not your fault, you don't need to wear a veil. Young Master Ben has experienced a hundred battles, what kind of woman has not seen it, oh hahaha. ”

"Of course you won't be intimidated, because you're going to be yin and yang right away."

Xu Jun just laughed halfway, and suddenly couldn't laugh anymore, he turned his head in horror, and saw Tan Caimao staring at him angrily, and suddenly shuddered, and almost collapsed on Tan Kitten.

This scene is a little fragrant, a man who is as beautiful as a flower, sitting on a young girl and swaying from side to side, too young to be suitable.

"You're a thief, don't come here if you don't make a sound when you walk, if you come here again, Young Master Ben will shout for help." Once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of grass rope. Poor Xu Jun didn't get a leaf in the flowers, but he met such a tricky and weird money-hungry cat. He was so frightened that he was incoherent, and suddenly remembered that Tan Kitten was still in his hands, and he was afraid of a fart.

However, he really underestimated Tan Kitten. If he hadn't been frightened by him, with his little three-legged cat kung fu, he would not have been Tan Kitten's opponent at all. Seeing her sister coming, Tan Kitten knew that she had been fooled no matter how stupid she was. He stretched out a finger and lightly touched Xu Jun's chest, Xu Jun suddenly felt numb like an electric shock, and he didn't listen to the call.

Blood gushed out from his facial features, and he trembled and fell to the side and curled up in a ball, saying, "What the hell is this kung fu, so perverted?"

"It's really uneducated, and I haven't even heard of the golden finger of Zangbao Zhai."

"Damn, make no mistake, even the exercises smell of copper, you are ruthless, Young Master Ben surrendered, don't dare."

Tan Caimao snorted coldly, kicked Xu Jun out, picked up Tan Xiaomei and said, "You stupid, I really doubt that you became a pig in your last life, so brainless." People have big breasts and no brains, but there are advantages, at least the breasts are big enough, your breasts are small and brainless, there are no advantages at all, if you were not my sister, I would have sold you Xiaoxiangyuan. ”

Tan Xiaomei covered her face and cried, crying for a while, she suddenly remembered Xu Jun, the culprit, and immediately stared at Xu Jun viciously with red eyes. Although she is simple, she is not a fool, and of course she grits her teeth with hatred.

"You, what do you want to do?" Xu Jun was glared at by Tan Kitten, carelessly, he was too carried away just now, he didn't care about the time, he should leave here quickly before Tan Caicat didn't come back.

"My sister once swore a poisonous oath that if a strange man unveiled her before she got married, she would either marry her or wield a knife from the palace. Don't worry, as a house slave, you are not qualified to marry my sister, so you can only become a yin and yang person. ”

After Tan Caimao finished speaking, he viciously pulled out the sword in his waist and walked towards Xu Jun with a sneer. Xu Jun suddenly forgot the numbness in his body, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"This is easy to discuss, the oath is just a fart, just send another one, why be so serious."

Tan Caimao was unmoved, and continued to approach Xu Jun viciously. Xu Jun hurriedly said again: "You see if you don't want to cut it somewhere else, why do you have to cut it there." ”

Tan Caimao continued to be unresponsive, and Xu Jun said in a hurry: "Damn, don't be like this, okay, you want to scare Young Master Ben to death, you will give you as much silver as you want." ”

"What do you think of me, silver is not omnipotent, but how much silver can you give me."

Xu Jun was speechless, the name Tan Caimao was really not wrong, a standard money-hungry cat. But that's fine, as long as you can solve it with silver, it's not a problem. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and was just about to speak, when Tan Kitten suddenly picked up the short sword that fell to the ground and rushed towards Xu Jun.

"You wicked man, I'm going to cut you." Tan Xiaomei swung down with a sword, Xu Jun hurriedly moved his butt back, and the short sword slashed down his crotch and hit the ground hard. Xu Jun clearly felt a cold chill somewhere, and his face turned pale suddenly.

"Murder, help." Xu Jun was so frightened that he screamed, although he could bend and stretch on the surface, he was actually very stubborn in his bones, and he was not afraid of any punishment. But he really can't bear this trick, if it's the ".sex" of life." The blessing is gone, so it's better to kill him directly.

Tan Xiaomei said viciously: "What is it called, this is half of the mountain, there are no people within a radius of ten miles, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you." ”

"Sister, don't hurt him yet. You didn't suffer anyway, let's see how much silver he can give. ”

"Are you my own sister, I must cut him today."

Tan Caimao grabbed Tan Kitten's hand holding the sword, trying to stop Tan Kitten. However, the honest man is even more angry, Tan Xiaomei is determined to turn Xu Jun into a eunuch, and the short sword is in Xu Jun's life. Root. Paddling back and forth in front of the child, and then rowing back and forth, Xu Jun's weak and fragile heart flickered up and down, left and right, and his face was whiter than a ghost.

"That's enough, Young Master Ben decided to marry her."

"Ahh Tan Caimao let go of his hand with a cry of surprise, and the short sword slid to the side due to inertia, cutting through Xu Jun's crotch, only 0.01 millimeter away from that part.

Xu Jun screamed, almost scared to pee. He gasped for breath and puffed out his chest, with a cheap look on his sister's face. However, it seems that Tan Caimao does not eat this set.

"Be your mother's spring and autumn dream." Tan Caimao kicked Xu Jun on the cheek, and Xu Jun spurted out a mouthful of blood and flew out again.