"What do you want, do you two sisters want to play the dead young master?" Xu Jun leaned against the wall weakly, and he was about to cry.

"That's it, that's it, you can cut it if you want." Xu Jun also let it go, killing people is not enough, and the clay man still has three points of fire. He unbuttoned his trouser belt in spite of it, and suddenly took off his pants, revealing a majestic human killer.

The screams sounded, and the Tan Cai cat sisters were like frightened bunnies, stabbing and escaping without a trace. The two of them are not married yet, where have they seen the part of the man, I really didn't expect it to be so ugly and scary, and I was scared for a while.

"Oh ha." The peaks and loops turned, and the ending was always so unexpected, Xu Jun laughed proudly. Sample, two little girls who have never tasted meat still dare to fight with him, it's too self-defeating.

"Sister, don't stop me, I'm going to let the fat cat go in and eat his place."

"Whew..." The fat cat immediately protested, it was a big tigress with yellow flowers, how could he let him eat that part, it would simply pollute its purity.

Xu Jun was so excited that he broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, Tan Caimao stopped Tan Xiaomei in time and said: "You stupid, we are businessmen, profit is the most important, if the fat cat accidentally kills him, who will pay the debt he owes?" ”

"Sister, do you have anything else in mind besides money?"

"Yes, of course, gems, title deeds, antiques, my sister likes them all."

Tan Kitten vomited blood, and Xu Jun, who was sitting in the room and was injured, also vomited blood. A woman who is greedy for money and snobbery really can't afford to be hurt, and Rao is a handsome guy who can only take a detour.

The sound outside the door became quieter and quieter, and suddenly disappeared completely. The surroundings became quiet, which only made Xu Jun even more uneasy, God knows what the demon was thinking of to torture him.

About half a cup of tea passed, a burst of aroma suddenly came from outside the door. Xu Jun didn't eat a grain of rice for a few days, his stomach was already empty, and his appetite suddenly increased, and his saliva was about to flow down.

Tan Caimao's voice came from outside the door: "You must be hungry, Miss Ben is kind-hearted and won't starve you." ”

"Hmph, how can you be so kind, a demon?" Xu Jun scoffed, he was not stupid, how could he believe that a weasel gave a New Year's greeting to a chicken.

"It turns out that you actually look at me like this, Miss Ben was kind enough to save your life."

"I'll rub your uncle." Xu Jun was so angry that his nose was crooked, it was obviously Tan Kitten who almost killed him, and he should have been rescued, what is the matter.

"Miss Ben and my sister will leave the house first, and we will also take the fat cat out, you can choose to eat it or not. But don't try to run away, if you go out of the house, Miss Ben will have to leave you to the fat cat to dispose of. ”

Xu Jun gasped, he absolutely believed what Tan Caimao said just now. He knew that if he wanted to run away impulsively, it would not end well, but it was not a way to keep it so deadlocked, so he hesitated and boldly walked out of his room.

Xu Jun couldn't help but want to eat a big meal when he saw the table full of wine and food, Tan Caimao suddenly said: "These meals are prepared for fat cats, and your meals are on the bench." ”

Xu Jun was surprised, and when he looked at it, there was a small plate of pickles and a large bowl of rice on a square stool next to the dining table, and his nose was almost crooked. A broken cat eats even better than him, it's too bullying, it's a fool for him.

He picked up a roast chicken, tore off a chicken leg and nibbled on it twice, then picked up the flask and poured it directly into his mouth. After about a cup of tea, the table full of wine and food was eaten by him like a storm.

Tan Caimao walked into the house and exclaimed, "You, you actually ate the food on the table?" ”

Xu Jun touched his bulging belly, burped with satisfaction, and said: "So what, this young master has eaten everything, if you want to try it, then the young master will vomit it to you." Come on, open your mouth. ”

"Me." Tan Caimao didn't expect Xu Jun to be so scoundrel and speechless for a while. After a few breaths, she sighed and said, "You must think that Miss Ben is reluctant to give you food, is Miss Ben that kind of person?" ”

Xu Jun frowned, and glared at Tan Caimao with disdain, the expression was clearly saying that you are such a person.

Tan Caimao continued: "Fat cats have a very bad habit, that is, they like to eat poison, usually Miss Ben will put her favorite medicine into the meal, I didn't expect you to grab food with it." ”

"No, eldest sister, let's not play like this." Xu Jun's face changed drastically, why didn't he expect Tan Caimao to have this trick? He was so innocent.

"There are eleven kinds of poison in this meal, six of which are poison secret systems, and seven of them are purchased by Miss Ben from Tiannan and Haibei for a lot of money, and this poison money is counted on your head."

"Holy." Xu Jun felt that his lungs were about to explode, he was poisoned, and as a result, he had to pay for the poison, what kind of world is this. But that's fine, at least it means that he won't be able to die for a while.

"Do you feel unbearable abdominal pain now, and your heart is like a knife?"

Xu Jun nodded, he felt that something was wrong just now, but now he understands, he dares to set up a trap for him to drill, this little girl's skin is too vicious.

"That's the effect of the medicine, but these poisons restrain each other, but they will not kill you for a while, you take this pill, as long as you are obedient in the future, Miss Ben will give you an antidote every day, to ensure that you live a long life."

Xu Jun picked up the pill and threw it into his mouth and sighed. People are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, and his escape plan is completely out of play. Since then, the king of the gentleman can only be reduced to a house slave, living a life under the fence, and he works for free, without wages, which is too sad. He really couldn't figure it out, could it be that God's purpose in reincarnating him was to be a slave, so he should be sent back.

"You're full of food and drink, it's time to hit the road."

"On the road, where to go? Is this a guillotine meal? Xu Jun said in horror.

"Hey! Since you are already Miss Ben's person, then Miss Ben will not hide it from you. Miss Ben and her sister sneaked out this time, and the family is looking for us. ”

"Why did you run away? Could it be that it is an escape from marriage. ”

"What do you think, does Miss Ben still need to run away from marriage? If Miss Ben is unwilling, which son would dare to marry Miss Ben. ”

Xu Jun thought about it, this is also true, such a money-greedy cat, who is tired of being crooked and dares to receive it at home, isn't it a long life.

"The reason why Miss Ben and her sister ran away from home this time is that they want to go to the Wulong Peak of the Wild Snow Mountain and participate in the Righteous Path Martial Arts Conference once every five years."

Xu Jun's face changed, and he frowned and said, "It's crazy to go to the Snow Mountain to see the excitement." ”

"Who said that our sisters are going to see the excitement, and Miss Ben is going to compete for the position of the leader of the Righteous Path Martial Arts Alliance." Tan Caimao replied solemnly.

"Isn't it, you're not kidding?" Xu Jun screamed in surprise and almost fainted directly.

"Of course not, you look at Miss Ben like a joke."

"Damn, if you want to die, don't pull this young master. Why don't you give the antidote to Young Master Ben first, and then commit suicide? Xu Jun pleaded.

"Be your mother's big dream of spring and autumn. You should wish Miss Ben a victorious start and get the position of leader of the alliance. Really, you don't know how to learn, you don't even have the talent to be a house slave, you can't speak, you have no future. ”

"Me." Xu Jun was speechless, what kind of world is this. His king of flowers was defeated by two innocent girls who were so unrealistic and fantasizing, is there any reason for this?

However, since he knows that he can't resist, it must be the reckless man who still has to resist. Xu Jun completely gave up the idea of escaping and decided to go to the wilderness with the Tan Caimao sisters.

As soon as the sky was bright on the second day, Tan Caimao went down the mountain, and at noon I rented an ultra-luxurious eight-horse carriage from nowhere.

The carriage was imposing, four meters long and nearly two meters wide, and it was no problem to lie down and sleep. There are charcoal stove futons and square tables in the carriage, and there are drawers under the seats, in which dried fruit and wine, water and dry food, as well as some salty salt and other condiments and air-dried bacon are placed. Xu Jun suddenly secretly rejoiced, sitting in such a luxurious BMW, drinking wine and getting along alone with the two beauties, the happy life of this slave is too "sexual." Blessed.

He opened the car door and was just about to get into the car, Tan Caimao said, "You sit in front of the carriage and be with the coachman." ”

The coachman was an old man with a wrinkled face, and when he heard Tan Caimao's words, he raised his head and smiled at Xu Jun friendlyly, revealing a mouth full of mutilated yellow teeth, Xu Jun shuddered, and said with a sad face: "The weather is so cold, and Young Master Ben is seriously injured and has not recovered, what if he is hung up by the cold wind." ”

"You're not a sausage, you won't hang up. Be obedient, or tomorrow's antidote. ”

Xu Jun trembled, nodded helplessly, took the hat handed over by the coachman, put it on his head, and sat in front of the carriage. But he never thought that this trip would change his life.