Chapter 11: The Coincidence of the Poop King (First Update)
Seeing that his ass was about to suffer again, Chen Mo was nervous, only to hear a series of long sounds of "poof-", shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods, and then a foul smell spread, faster than Zhu Yihua's foot movements, he stumbled, did not kick Chen Mo, but almost fell on his back, thanks to Yin Shangde Seeing that the situation was not good, he stepped forward to help him, and he was spared.
"What a fucking stink!" Zhu Yihua covered his nose and exclaimed, frowned, pushed away Yin Shangde and ran out of the stable, scolding as he ran: "Bastard, you wait for this king, fuck your mother, don't pull it sooner or later, and wait for this king with his mother?" ”
"Your Highness, run slowly, be careful of falling!" The smell created by Chen Mo instantly overshadowed the original smell in the stable, making Yin Shangde lose the pleasure of torturing people, retching twice, and quickly walked out of the stable, stumbling under his feet, and almost getting on his heels.
"You escaped with poop?" After listening to Chen Mo's eloquent narration, Feng Bao smiled and fell, and it took a long time to ease up.
"I'm ashamed," Chen Mo smiled, how could there be a half ashamed look on his face, he was a little ashamed, and he was proud of his posture, and continued: "Not only that, His Royal Highness King Houlu is here again, and it is a coincidence, the junior just covered his stomach and said that it hurts, and he happened to let out a loud fart, and the king of Lu jumped three feet in shock, and the speed of rushing out of the stable was faster than that of rabbits......"
"Hahahaha...... You, you...... Haha......" Feng Bao pointed at Chen Mo and covered his stomach with a smile.
Chen Mo felt funny, and was infected by Feng Bao, so he also laughed with him.
The old man and the young laughed for a long time, until the little fire man who delivered the rice came over with a few hot steamed buns, which gradually stopped.
"What are you two happy about?" The little firefighter is called Wei Chao, he is twenty years old, but because he is petite, he looks much younger than his actual age, and even Chen Mo called him "brother" when he first met him last night.
"Nothing, nothing," Chen Mo waved his hand again and again, took the steamed bun from Wei Chao's hand, and saw that there was only a black pickle pimple in the other hand, and couldn't help but ask strangely: "Brother Wei, isn't there still roast chicken at noon?" How......? ”
"Don't mention it, our family stole the half of the roast chicken, and it was actually kept by Yang Gonggong...... Make do with it, we're going out to chop wood tomorrow, and we'll find a way to get you something else to eat." ”
"There's Brother Lao Wei!" Chen Mo said as he took out another piece of broken silver and handed it to Wei Chao.
Wei Chao was overjoyed, took the silver, wiped it with his sleeve, and then put it into his arms: "Gonggong Chen is really polite, didn't he give it again at noon, and now give it back, our family is really ...... Okay, Chong Chen's father-in-law is so generous, just speak if you lack anything in the future. ”
"No problem," Chen Mo nodded, and suddenly asked, "By the way, I forgot to ask Brother Wei at noon, how happened to the Caiyu girl we brought last night, she wasn't ......?" ”
"No, no," Wei Chao seemed to know what Chen Mo was going to say, and before he finished speaking, he shook his head again and again, and said with surprise on his face: "It's strange to say, our family has been assigned to this Zhaoling for more than half a year, and I have never seen my father-in-law of the palm print so polite to people...... Also, that girl looks like a fairy daughter in the painting, no wonder the father-in-law of the palm print is polite to her, if it is our family, she can't even speak! ”
"Fairy daughter?" Chen Mo was stunned: "Brother Wei, are you talking about the Caiyu girl who came with us?" Just like her, still a fairy? It's almost the same as being called Hanako! ”
This is an exaggeration, but in Chen Mo's heart, it is really impossible to connect the tattered and black-and-gray Caiyu with the fairy daughter.
"What do you know, haven't you heard that 'people rely on clothes, and Buddhas rely on gold'? When I came, it was like a flower child, but the next day I changed my body and was white, and my face was washed, tsk, it was really 'if you want to be pretty, you are filial', and Guanyin Bodhisattva is not as good-looking as her......"
"Do you know where she went?" Chen Mo saw Wei Chao's eyes glowing, and the more he talked, the more outrageous it became, and he hurriedly interrupted him.
"Then who knows, His Royal Highness King Lu has been looking for a day and hasn't found it, so our family naturally doesn't know."
I see, no wonder King Lu didn't come to trouble Lao Tzu yesterday, it turned out that he was looking for a day of colored jade. Chen Mo suddenly realized, yes, that Yin Shangde must have known that King Lu was coming, and he knew that King Lu was lustful, so he deliberately dressed up Caiyu to please Zhu Yihua.
Caiyu is also good, and actually ran away for her, didn't Yin Shangde tell her to sacrifice her to King Lu? Or does she not look down on King Lu at all?
Maybe she's heard of King Lu's name, or maybe she's just a dusty figure who treats power and money like dung.
Thinking of Caiyu's always indifferent appearance, Chen Mo was more inclined to the latter guess.
After all, after an acquaintance, hearing that Caiyu was unharmed, Chen Mo finally relieved his heart, chatted with Wei Chao for a few words, and saw that it was dark, so he let him go.
After Wei Chao left, Feng Bao, who had been lying on the hay without interjecting, suddenly sat up: "You have been giving him silver for the past two days?" ”
Chen Mo was stunned by the question and nodded: "What, is there anything wrong?" ”
"Don't you know that your wealth is not exposed? At the beginning, you gave Pang Hailong a silver ticket, Pang Hailong was taboo Chun Tao taboo Queen Mother, I didn't dare to take you how, now I have arrived in Zhaoling, Yin Shangde doesn't have those taboos, the reason why I didn't search your body, but I feel that we are all guilty of sin, I didn't expect you to have silver, now it's good, in case the Wei Dynasty leaks his mouth for a while......"
"He's not that stupid, is he?" Chen Mo really didn't think about it so much, and when Feng Baoyi said it, he was suddenly unsure.
"How many silver tickets do you have left?" Feng Bao turned over Chen Mo's burden and knew that there was a bit of scattered silver inside, so he asked for the silver ticket directly.
"Ten thousand taels!" Chen Mo had a little more heart, and as he spoke, he reached into his arms and groped. When he first loaded the silver ticket, he divided it into two stacks, one stack of 10,000 and one stack of 7,000, just in case there was a case, and he didn't want to really run into it. touched a slightly thicker stack, took it out, and handed it to Feng Bao: "According to what you say, you still keep it for the younger generations, don't look at you as a Fengyu, they are taboo about your power and dare not search your body." ”
In fact, it's not that he can't trust Feng Bao, Feng Bao's family is rich, no matter how greedy he is, it is impossible to look at his little silver, but he is cautious by nature.
Feng Bao took the silver ticket, put it in his arms without even looking at it, glanced at Chen Mo and said: "Count you kid interesting, if you dare to say anything to honor our family, our family will definitely have a big ear scraper to fan you!" ”
Chen Mo stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "The ancestor has a lot of money, waiting for us to make a comeback in the future, and the reward for the younger generations must be a hundred times a thousand times this little silver, so that we can't look down on this little money!" ”
"Phew," Feng Bao glared at Chen Mo and smiled: "He also said that our family is greedy, and your kid is more greedy than our family." ”
"Is it better to be blue than blue!"
"Go and go, the more you say that your kid is thicker-skinned, it's not early, go to bed after eating! Zhu Yihua will come to you again tomorrow, why don't you still use feces to deal with him? Hurry up and nourish your spirit is the right ......"
When it came to Zhu Yihua, Chen Mo couldn't be happy anymore, and he thought about having to think of a way to completely solve this problem.