Chapter 10: I Can't Get Along with My Ass (2nd Update)
Chen Mo originally thought that Zhu Yihua would definitely come to trouble him, but who knew that he had been worried for a long time, and he didn't see his shadow all morning. Not only that, but even the others didn't face each other - could it be that Yin Shangde was busy licking King Lu's ass and forgot about Lao Tzu?
At noon, a small fireman brought some cornmeal nests, which were cold and hard, and they were like gnawing on ice lumps, and they were prickly and uncomfortable in the stomach.
Could it be that in the future, you can only eat what these dogs may not eat?
Although as the saying goes, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, but it can't go on like this, right?
Wait until the evening, a small fire person will come to deliver the meal, and sure enough, it is the same as noon, and I am reluctant to bring more pickle gnocchi.
This time, Chen Mo didn't let the little fire person go immediately, but took out the broken silver that had been prepared a long time ago, about a tael, and shook it in front of the other party's eyes: "This brother, next time you come to deliver food, can you steal some pickles for us?" It's best to keep this food hot again......"
One or two pieces of silver are now just a drop in the bucket for Chen Mo, but for the little fire in front of him, it is tantamount to an astronomical amount, as soon as he saw the silver, his eyes lit up, he glanced left and right, grabbed it in his hand, and muttered in his mouth: "I said that there is silver, as long as I give the silver, don't talk about pickles, we will also give you the whole chicken." ”
"That's a good feeling." Chen Mo nodded repeatedly.
"It's not today, tomorrow, let's think of a way tomorrow!" The little fire man turned his head and left, and when Chen Mo remembered to inquire about Caiyu and King Lu's movements, the people were already far away, and they didn't stop calling.
The sound of hooves in the distance was heard, Feng Bao drove more than a dozen horses back to the stable, and when he saw the nest head in Chen Mo's hand, he was stunned: "They will give you this?" ”
"It's good to have this food, two meals a day, at least you won't starve to death. There's no way to send it to juniors. Chen Mo sighed, glanced at Feng Bao, and saw that his complexion was good, and he was still holding a bag of things in his hand, fragrant, and a smell of meat filled him, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "No wonder the old ancestor asked to release the horse, it turned out to be out to connect with people?" ”
"Count you kid smart!" Feng Bao threw the paper bag to Chen Mo, tied the horses in turn, untied two wine bags from the necks of a horse, sat back next to Chen Mo, shook Chen Mo, and asked, "The best bamboo leaf green, do you want to have some?" ”
"Ran into your guys?" Chen Mo asked while shaking his head, his hand was not idle, he opened the straw paper, tore off a chicken leg from the roast chicken inside and handed it to Feng Bao.
"We've used it at home, you can eat it!" Feng Bao waved his hand, put the wine bag under the hay next to Chen Mo, and gathered the hay up until there was no trace of it from the outside.
"They came faster than us, and as soon as they heard the news that our family had been demoted here, they rushed over, and they have been living in the Red Gate for several days, and when you are better to move, let you get to know each other."
"Red Door?"
Feng Baodao: "A small village, not far from here. ”
"Oh," Chen Mo nodded, suddenly remembering Caiyu, and asked, "Can you walk around and don't see that Caiyu girl?" ”
"I didn't see it," Feng Bao shook his head: "It is said that Zhu Yihua left after coming this morning, and no one knows where she went...... By the way, Zhu Yihua didn't come to trouble you, right? ”
"Nope."
"It's strange, according to that kid's temper, I rushed back to you to offend him, and I should have come to you as soon as I arrived!" Feng Bao was also a little puzzled.
"Whatever, the soldiers will block it, the water will cover it, and besides, the ancestor is here, why does he have to give you a face?" Chen Mo said with a smile.
Feng Bao shook his head: "It's hard to say, in the past, our family was the palm print of the celebrity, long live the big companion, everyone stammered, but now that we are guilty, who still knows who our family is!" ”
"'The wind knows the strength of the grass, and the country is in turmoil to show loyal ministers', don't be sad about it, what you don't give up now is the one you can really rely on!" Chen Mo saw that Feng Bao was a little sad, and hurriedly comforted.
"Li'er is such a Li'er, I'm afraid that things will come to an end!" Feng Bao sighed, suddenly remembered something, got up and picked up a bag of things from a horse's neck, walked back and threw it to Chen Mo: "The soft cloth that our family asked them to buy, it's okay to urinate, it's inconvenient for you to defecate, so you use these cloths to carry it around when you want to relieve yourself...... Our family sleeps with you, and the smell is so bad that our family can't stand it. ”
With the cloth in his hand, Chen Mo was moved, and he couldn't imagine that a character like Feng Bao was so careful, he couldn't help but regret it, if he had helped Feng Bao in the first place, I don't know what chance of winning?
Of course, it's just a little regret, first, there is no regret medicine to sell in the world, and second, even if he can really go back, he still has the same choice as he did at the beginning, which is a matter of principle, and there is nothing to negotiate.
Feng Bao seemed to have something on his mind, and he was not as talkative as last night, so he casually chatted with Chen Mo for a few words and lay down on the hay.
Chen Mo ate half of the roast chicken, drank a few sips of cold water in the crockpot, and faintly felt a little stomachache, his heart was broken, and he was constipated for several days, should he pull it? Feng Bao was next to him, which was a little embarrassing.
Who knew that after worrying all night, the poop gentleman didn't come for a long time, but he delayed his sleep, and it was about to dawn before he fell asleep.
He was awakened by a slap, and before he opened his eyes, he felt a hot pain in his face, and couldn't help but scold: "Which bastard, ...... alive" and "tired" didn't have time to say the words, and when he opened his eyes, Zhu Yijun's big face was close at hand, and he gasped in fright: "Oops," he tilted his neck back sharply: "His Royal Highness King Lu, why are you?" ”
"Yes, it's this king, didn't expect it?" Zhu Yijun squatted next to Chen Mo and said proudly, his tone and posture were very incompatible, and he looked very weird, but he didn't realize it, and smiled: "There was a queen mother to protect me before, this king can't help you, and now this king sees who else is protecting you!" ”
As he spoke, he looked back at Yin Shangde, who was standing next to him with a smile: "Old Yin, you are an expert in torturing people, tell me, how can you make this kid uncomfortable and die?" This king came over this time, and the mother and queen of parting personally ordered this king to take care of this kid, if he died, it would be difficult to explain. ”
Hearing these words in Chen Mo's ears, he was moved and nervous, with the instructions of the Queen Mother, it was tantamount to having an extra talisman out of thin air, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime is not comfortable. Thinking of the few kicks on his ass last night, he was sweating all over his body, and he had a faint urgency to urinate. Not only that, but the stomach that began to hurt last night has a tendency to become more and more intense.
"It's simple, he just got the court staff, His Highness only needs to put his foot on his buttocks, he can't die, that taste, tsk......"
Hearing that Yin Shangde really guided Zhu Yihua to beat his ass again, Chen Mo almost had the urge to kill him, and said in his heart that it seemed that his ass would suffer again, and he couldn't hide from it anyway, and was about to scold a few words to relieve his hatred, when he suddenly felt his stomach twist violently, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Ouch, Your Highness, slow down, the slave has a stomachache!" ”
"Less fucking garlic for this king!" Zhu Yihua was moved by Yin Shangde's words, and was eager to try, scolded Chen Mo, and slammed his foot at Chen Mo's ass......