Celebrities and celebrities travel with a memory, this is an elegant thing, there are more people who do this, there has been an endless stream for two thousand years, so the obedient official did not feel much surprised, not to mention that at this time the Ming people have the so-called famous people since ancient times, and some people even think that famous people are not as good as the famous people.

For example, the famous scholar Mei Dingzuo wrote a book "The Story of the Green Clay Lotus", which brings together all kinds of stories about women, saying that most of the righteous gentlemen in the world who are full of loyalty, filial piety, and righteousness are not as good as the prostitutes in the book.

In this kind of era, as a celebrity and celebrity, how can you not have a name around you! Like this Cao Mandarin Duck, combed his hair at the age of fifteen, began to make a name for himself in Suzhou Mansion, and now he is eighteen years old, he is already the leading name in the south of the Yangtze River.

This famous person's demeanor and posture are called [Jingzhu does not move and condense the two eyebrows, and the lead is sold to see innocence] is fanatically sought after by Jiangnan scholars and wealthy businessmen, what does this mean! That is to say, this famous person is a little natural, look at people's eyes fixed, plus don't like makeup, there is natural beauty, and makeup at the end of the Ming Dynasty is a common thing, not to mention the name of leading the fashion, even if it is a man's Fu powder incense is a very normal thing, people are often cheap bones, others are wearing makeup, you don't wear makeup, I see you are different.

However, the good official has a tricky taste, and his vision has been raised high by countless beauties in later generations, so although this famous person is beautiful, it is difficult to make him lose his temper, and it will be nothing to do when he looks at her, when she is air.

However, some people don't see it that way, the big bone elephant Chen Jiru was scolded by the obedient official just now, although he didn't mean it, but he naturally had some grudges, plus the obedient official pays attention to etiquette, and Chen Jiru is a guy who ignores etiquette, so he naturally looks at him unpleasantly.

Therefore, this Chen Qihua patted his palm with a folding fan, his eyes floated up, and he said: The branch of the orchid, the boy admires it. Although I admire it, I don't know. Tolerant and throbbing.

This poem is from the Book of Songs. Wei Feng" means that the boy wears Chengren to serve, pretending to be a little adult, but his behavior is naïve and ignorant.

Therefore, as soon as Chen Jiru groaned, Dong Qichang's face suddenly changed, and his heart was broken, this Chen Xiandi made a mistake again.

There are a lot of annotations in this poem, most of them think that satirizing children to learn etiquette is so ambitious, and everyone present can call it a child, only a good official, in fact, it is a naked slap in the face.

Xiao Qian, who was beside the obedient official, suddenly had a red face, her eyes widened, and her mouth was so angry that she pouted, and she said that she was not a famous person, and she was not a young master half a finger in terms of talent! In this world, except for the young master, the rest are not things, selling fame and reputation, chicken intestines and small belly.

And Zheng Guofan rubbed his nose a little helplessly, feeling that he was also shot while lying down, wronged! Doesn't the book say that a scholar should not squint at other people's women? Do you want me to learn from Wei and Jin, and pull the woman around you into the woods to go wild?

He is a person who has been educated equally by later generations, and he always has that kind of [although I don't agree with what you say, but I think you also have the right to speak], so when others say about him, as long as it is not abusive, most of them can still speak calmly.

"Actually, Brother Chen Xian, I have to apologize to you, just now I said that the Bodhisattva was born, just to tease this little girl in my family." He coughed, and suddenly bent down to salute Chen Jiru, and Dong Qichang next to him was stunned, thinking that this Zheng Guofan was thirteen years old Why is the city so deep? Chen Jiru and Chen Xiandi were almost slapped in the face with a slap, how could he ...... Could it be that he is really a bodhisattva in the womb and has the self-cultivation of spitting on his face?

The Suzhou celebrity Cao Yuanyang was also stunned, you must know that most of the scholars in the Ming Dynasty were talented and avenged from morning to night, and they had never seen such a well-cultivated scholar, not to mention that he was still a talented young man who had no temper at all?

Chen Jiru was deeply courted by him, and he also felt puzzled, he was famous for scolding, but he had never met such a scholar, not only jumped up and rolled up his sleeves to refute, but actually returned the courtesy? Is this guy's head teasing? I'm scolding you, don't you hear?

"But ......" The obedient official's words suddenly turned, his eyebrows moved, he looked at Cao Yuanyang twice, and then looked at Chen Jiru, especially at Cao Yuanyang, who was naturally a little creepy, and said in his heart that this young man's eyes were so sharp, and his skin was faintly stabbed.

Of course, this is an exaggerated statement, in fact, it is an obedient official from the foot to the head, with the kind of vision that men in later generations look at women, that is, the so-called view of reading the prosperity, first look at the feet, then look at the buttocks along the feet, and then wind up, look at the chest, and finally look at the face, no matter how it is advertised, this is an extremely obscene view, and basically can see that women have goosebumps.

He looked Cao Yuanyang up and down like this, and then shrugged his shoulders at Chen Jiru, although this action was strange, what was even more strange was that everyone present understood what he meant, which meant [You travel with a memory, I'm here, I see, this looks good]

"I didn't see Miss Cao just now, mainly because, I was born with a vision when I was a child...... "He easily mastered the rhythm of everyone's conversation, and talked eloquently, although he didn't say that he had any vision, but when he was young, the abbot of Tanzhe Temple in Shuntianfu encouraged him to become a monk, although this matter did not work out later, but the abbot monk had a lot to do with him, and he was sometimes very distressed, so he ran to ask the abbot.

As for asking the abbot what questions, the obedient official still avoided talking about it, but said that the abbot told him, "Do you know what poems the five ancestors wrote by the Zen master for enlightenment, the poem says, the beautiful woman is lazy to comb her hair, and she inserts the golden hairpin into the rest." Probably she has good muscles and bones, and she is also romantic without applying red powder. ”

A few people were whetted by him, only Xiao Qian, vaguely felt that his young master was talking nonsense again, but at this time there was the so-called Confucianism and Taoism three religions, and the literati probably knew some Buddhist things, and there was no discrimination like Confucianism in the Tang and Song dynasties, at the end of the Ming Dynasty, the Buddhist things of karma in the past and present lives have been completely deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the literati have also accepted it in their entirety, so the Ming and Qing novels have a comprehensive theory of cause and effect, and most readers will not be disgusted by the strange words of the obedient official.

As soon as this fragrant and glamorous body was said, the Miss Cao Mandarin Duck first faintly noticed something, and the obedient official continued to talk eloquently, saying: "The abbot also said that the disciple of the fifth ancestor Yuan Wuqin made an enlightened poem, and the poem said, the golden duck incense burner is splendid, and the sheng song is drunk and returned." The young man has an affair, and only the beautiful woman knows it alone. ”

Talking about the enlightenment poems of the Five Ancestors and Yuan Wuqin, Chen Jiru thought that he understood what Zheng Guofan said, you mean that you are also in the realm of enlightenment, so seeing that she is just a crowd of sentient beings, he pouted and smiled, and said: "Brother Zheng Xian, you have already done a good job of living up to the truth, but you don't need to wait with me to talk about the five ancestors and Yuan Wuqin's fragrant and enlightened poems." ”

Who is Chen Jiru? It is a famous person who is famous for scolding people, and all the masters of scolding people often grasp a certain mistake of others, and it is useless for you to refute a thousand points and ten thousand points, this kind of ability is mastered by the banzhu and poisonous snakes of the major forums in later generations, and Chen Jiru is the same, you say that you are a bodhisattva in the womb? Okay, I'll admit it, you said you were enlightened, okay, I admit it, but it's always true that you combed your hair and looked like an adult at a young age and pretended not to look at beautiful women? Don't quibble, you're just a little fart kid who hasn't understood women yet, maybe the hair hasn't grown!

He just wants to avenge himself for being called Chen Jiru, the big bone elephant, you just said something that made me unable to get off the stage, and I also want a poem to make you unable to get off the stage, it's as simple as that.

This is the surname of the scholars in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, who must repay their grievances with virtue? That has to wait for another hundred years, the ability of Kang Mazi, who still wants to live for another five hundred years, to be the emperor is indeed unparalleled in history, and the emperor's art is perfect, and the negative characteristics of Confucianism to enslave people are brought into full play, but the Ming Dynasty does not pay attention to this.

The obedient official shook his head and smiled, "I mean, although I have seen women as defenseless since I was a child, the old monk taught me that color is emptiness and color is color......"

Ah screamed, Cao Yuanyang squatted down with his hands on his chest.

“…… The abbot later said, "Do you know where your parents were in your previous life?" To know that there are no unfilial immortals in the world, I said at a loss, where can I still find it in my life five hundred years ago and in this life. The old monk sighed and told me to redouble my devotion to my parents in this life, saying that Venerable Bilinga Buddha also provided for his parents according to the Buddha's instructions...... "The obedient official is talking and thanking Teacher Nan Huaijin five hundred years later, Teacher Nan!" Although I don't agree with some of your arguments, you have made great merit in the vernacular of Buddhist scriptures! After listening to your lecture, I can tell these Buddhist things, Amitabha, immeasurable Tianzun, and go back at night to give you a stick of incense. Hey! No, this old gentleman gave a lecture in Wujiang, Suzhou, 500 years later! I don't think I can get the incense I burned.

This slap also slapped Chen Jiru in the face, which means that I am more than 500 years old, can you compare with me?

If this is said in the future generations, maybe the ignorant women in the countryside will have a handful of believes, but at this time, even if you are knowledgeable, you are in awe of the ghosts and gods, not to mention, the obedient official in front of him still has a vision, the peach tree blooms in October, and the peach blossom enlightenment poem is made, at this point, it almost plugs the mouths of others, you say you don't believe it, why do the hundred acres of peach forest bloom in autumn?

Chen Jiru's face immediately turned white, five hundred years, which generation of my great-great-great-grandfather does this have to be mentioned above? Immediately it was dumbfounded.

Chen Jiru, who is famous for scolding, was speechless, but the obedient official did not [it is advisable to chase the poor man with the remaining Yong], turned his head to look at the little junior sister of Huashan who was squatting on the ground with his hands on his chest, and smiled and reached out to pull her, "This sister, now I have a memory in my eyes, but I have no memory in my heart." ”

This allusion comes from the Confucian theorist Ercheng brothers, but it is obviously perfunctory from Buddhist theory, and the obedient official borrowed it to tell everyone that he has read all the movies in the world, and his heart is naturally **, you can't stop it.

Cao Yuanyang also knew that she couldn't squat on the ground like this forever, let alone catch up with the young man in front of her, so she had to believe it and get up timidly, but she hid behind Chen Jiru, and there were inevitably some floods and beasts when she saw the obedient official.

Dong Qichang looked at it, hurriedly came over and smeared the mud, plastered the mud, and laughed, "It's strange that this peach forest blooms in spring and autumn, I used to see the legend of the Yongle Imperial Monk, and I always felt that it was exaggerated, but now I listen to Brother Zheng Xian, but I believe it a little, but I think Brother Xian also has an intentional career, and it is wonderful that few people know that this Bodhisattva is in the womb." ”

Zheng Guofan as a later five hundred years of knowledge, but do not make such a view, Buddhism in the Wanli period showed a vigorous development trend, high monks continued, and the Wanli Emperor is not like his grandfather Jiajing pet Taoism to Buddhism constantly attacked, this does not matter, maybe you can also get a name such as the protector of the law, there are not a few people in the late Ming Dynasty high-ranking officials who have Confucianism and expounded Buddhism, of course, this is not to say that he has to see a person to boast that he is a Bodhisattva into the womb, but if there are similar rumors in the future, there is no need to refute the rumors, just let it go.