As a face-slapping public, you can't be too arrogant, after slapping other people's faces, you always have to give people a step down, slapping your face too hard and offending too many people, basically there is no good end, the high-ranking officials who know that they have been beheaded by their homes and beheadings, not to mention, this Dong Qichang is a really smart person, after listening to the nonsense of the obedient official, his face does not change color and his heart does not beat, and he can also plaster with thin mud, his vision is naturally not bad, at least much stronger than Chen Jiru next to him.

In the history of this guy, as soon as the official had a stir, he immediately returned to his hometown, and when the situation calmed down, he came back, his vision was very good, and he refused to stand in line, of course, the end of not standing in line was that the left party did not like you, and the right party did not like you, and finally was hacked, and hundreds of Xiucai burned the Dong family to the ground, and it was also written into a book "The Facts of the People Copied Dong Eun", and it was immediately notorious.

This also shows from the side how powerful the Ming Dynasty scholars' [broken boots array] is, you must know that Dong Qichang's official position is not small, Guanglu Doctor, Prince Taibao, Ministry of Rites Shangshu, after his death, he also called [Wen Min], and there are two words [Wen] and [Wu] in the name, which are all top-notch names, not the top contemporary people will never get such a nickname.

But Lao Dong was burned to the four walls of a family, but he had to pinch his nose and admit it, and the final result was that the governor of the Imperial History of the Metropolitan Procuratorate said: All the beings are righteous for a while, and they will be reformed, so as to avoid their investigation, and they will be advised together.

Well, the home of the Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites of the Imperial Court was burned, for example, in later generations, hundreds of college students burned the home of the Minister of Culture and the Minister of the Central Propaganda Department, and then patted their butts and left, and the political axe did not hurt or itch and said two sentences: Oops! The students are also young and ignorant! That's it! It's good for everyone to pretend it didn't happen.

This kind of thing, the obedient officials can see it very clearly now, just look at the yellow jokes of those scholars who unscrupulously arrange the cabinet deputy and his wife, in the Ming Dynasty, even if you offend Huang Yanjing, it doesn't matter, but don't offend two kinds of people, one, the eunuchs, the eunuchs launched a ruthless attack, and the consequences are very serious. Second, Qingliu, that is, commonly known as public opinion, what is the public opinion of the Ming Dynasty! It is the vast number of literati, and if this kind of person becomes popular, the end may be worse than offending the eunuch party.

For example, Chen Jiru is the backbone of public opinion, especially this guy who has not been an official all his life, what he says, other people who read subconsciously have to believe a little more, don't look at him scolding the sky and scolding his mother all day long, and countless literati regard his words and deeds as a guideline.

Unless the obedient official has a force as terrifying as Jinyiwei or Dongchang in his hands, otherwise, these people can't afford to offend for the time being, everyone is a literati! There are comings and goings, and it doesn't matter if they are sarcastic and allusive to each other, there is no first in the text, and there is no second in the martial arts, which is understandable.

So the obedient official smiled and said to Chen **: "Brother Chen Xian, I am offended." "Taking advantage of others and slapping them in the face, and then giving them a ladder to go downstairs, this is a first-class slap in the face. Chen Jiru is also a celebrity no matter how he says, it's not good to be like a shrew, seeing him apologize, although his face was stiff, he also snorted and raised his hand to return the salute.

"Xiaoqian, your guests are coming, why don't you go and make tea." The obedient official greeted Dong Qichang and his party, Xiao Qian saw that her young master had the upper hand, and in the end she was also nurtured by Yan Qingwei, and with Yan Qingwei participated in a lot of poetry meetings and seen a lot of the world, she crisply agreed, turned over and moved the water pot, took a small copper kettle filled with water and put it on the stove not far away to boil, and then took out the tea tray and carefully washed the teapot and teacup.

The obedient official invited everyone to sit down at the stone table outside the thatched house built of bamboo, the name of the Suzhou Mansion Cao Yuanyang was still a little afraid of what the obedient official said, at this time the theory of cause and effect was still very popular, a few decades later, a generation of science masters Huang Daozhou wrote a book "Jiehuan Yuan Gong Biography", the protagonist is the great Sima Yuan Keli, as a generation of Confucian masters Huang Daozhou in the book to say that Yuan Keli's wife saw the carp jumping over the dragon gate when she was pregnant, so the son she gave birth to was talented, He also said that Yuan Keli had a few strange omen when he was a child, and he once saw the little ghost call him Grandpa Shangshu in his yard, and he himself wrote down his journey of becoming an official several times when he was young.

A generation of Confucian masters, writing books and sayings, virtue, meritorious service, and speech, actually preached this in the book, I don't know, I still think that I am looking at the rebirth through the text, you can imagine how popular the Buddhist theory of cause and effect has reached in the late Ming Dynasty.

Xiaoqian is only fourteen years old in the end, and she is soft-hearted, seeing that this Miss Cao is dodging her young master, she can't help but say to her: "This sister, my young master is teasing you!" Isn't Mr. Yangming's generation of Confucians also said that monks are reincarnated, whether my young master is a bodhisattva reincarnated is not easy to say, but it must look at people wearing clothes, you look at Xiaoqian......"

As she spoke, she put down the teacup in her hand, took two steps, and turned around in two circles, and the emerald green Shu brocade flower skirt unscrewed like a blue lotus, and shouted at the good official, "Young master." The obedient official looked up, and Qingjun's face showed a slight smile, but he didn't speak.

Xiao Qian walked back to Cao Yuanyang's side, "Miss Cao, do you see if it, my young master's eyes are clear." ”

Cao Mandarin Duck was said by her, and then took a closer look at the good official, the good official was happy at her, and scared her, but sure enough, as Xiaoqian said, there was no trace of obscenity in her eyes, she thought about it, and felt that she was thinking a little too much, but she was still a little afraid, but in an instant, she thought again, even if he was a bodhisattva in the womb, then he had to have a sense of public morality, and he wanted to benefit all sentient beings!

Comforting herself, she hesitated, then put down the hands that were covering her chest, and the obedient official next to her laughed, sure enough, girls are the best to coax.

Cao Mandarin Duck, as a famous person in Jiangnan, felt that she had never been so out of shape, so she was full of gratitude to Xiaoqian, and felt that this little girl was quite coquettish, so cute that she couldn't help but drag Xiaoqian with one hand and touch her body with the other, but unfortunately, she was dressed up as a man today, and there was no bracelet or golden hairpin, and after touching it for a long time, her fair face was pink, and she let go of her hand in embarrassment, and whispered: "Sister Xiaoqian, you and I hit it off at first sight, sister, I didn't bring anything today, it's really rude, Catch up with Ming'er and make up for the meeting gift for her sister. ”

Xiaoqian chuckled, as the former personal maid of Yan Qingwei, a demented literary woman, she also has the ability to deal with people, "Sister is polite, how dare Xiaoqian be...... Ah! The water is boiling, sister, please sit down, Xiaoqian is going to make tea. ”

Watching this delicate little maid drift away like a cloud, Cao Yuanyang felt that he saw the shadow of his thirteen or fourteen years old in the other party, and couldn't help but say, "Zheng Xianggong, you are so blessed, you have a caring maid like Xiaoqian, who knows cold and hot." ”

She is comparing her heart to others as herself, the obedient official smiled, these Xiaoqian came to do the things around him properly, it is really ironing, and the big head is really incomparable, this scholar really wants to use red sleeves to add fragrance to read at night, with a big man, it is not right.

At this time, Xiaoqian brought water over, poured water in the tea tray, scalded the cup, and then poured the boiled tea into the cup, invited the two ministers to drink tea, and smiled softly and sent a cup to Cao Yuanyang's hand, Cao Yuanyang took it, and felt more and more that this little girl was intimate.

Chen Jiru tasted it, frowned, and said, "The water is not good." Then he put down the teacup on the stone table, Dong Qichang frowned and smiled bitterly, he must have known the temper of this Chen Xiandi, the obedient official looked at him, and said in his heart,, you are really picky, please drink tea and chirp crookedly, if you are allowed to drink the bleach of the next generation, you will not be killed by a head.

At this time, the water used by large families to eat is bought with money, and there are special watermen who carry water to sell it in the streets and alleys, which is equivalent to the company that sells and fills mineral water in later generations, and the water used by the obedient officials is the original well here that is drilled up, because the well is on the seaside, under the backflow of seawater, the water will of course be a little bitter and a little salty.

Mud horse, your great celebrity is the uncle! The spectrum is really big, you still dislike the tea made by my Xiaoqian, the obedient official said that he didn't drink it, but took Xiaoqian's hand and said: "Xiaoqian, if there are scholars to visit in the future, you won't make tea, so you won't be tired of your hands." As he spoke, he dragged Xiaoqian's hands and stroked it, looking reluctant.

Xiao Qianming knew that her young master was borrowing her to slap that Chen Gongzi's face, but when she was touched by the young master on her hand like this, her face was still hot for a while, and she lowered her head to hum twice as a mosquito.

This slap made Chen Jiru's head full of gold stars, the worst thing is that as a self-proclaimed flower lover, he can't get up and refute, people are talking about the hands of the little beautiful maid, and he didn't name him Chen Jiru, if he jumps up and talks, wouldn't he have to stuff the yellow mud into the crotch of his pants, and there is inevitably a suspicion of not pitying the fragrance and cherishing the jade, which makes people cold.

Dong Qichang coughed twice, complained in his heart, and said in his heart that I am the life of the mud today, oops! This Chen Xiandi ...... He took two sips of tea, put the teacup down, and asked with a smile, "Brother Zheng Xian, have you come out with any wonderful words recently!" Can you give me a glimpse? ”

Chen Jiru was slapped in the face by the obedient officials continuously, and always wanted to get back to the field, picked up the "Little Dai Li Ji" on the stone table, snorted twice, and said: "Brother Xuanzai, people are bent on fame and fame, and they are reading the Book of Rites hard, how to have any words." ”

That's right, a person who is obsessed with fame naturally has to read the sage books hard, and the lyrics and songs, including poems and songs, are inevitably small paths, just like the fast class students in key high schools in later generations, who must read exercises, where do they have time to read Jin Yong's martial arts novels.

It's a pity that this doesn't work for Zheng Guofan, the idle books in his stomach are millions of volumes, the books of the Ming people, it's the same thing if you don't read it, but look at the so-called Confucianism, everyone's big works, chew carefully, hey! It turns out that the ancients were sometimes very nonsense!

ps: There will be one more later, and two more will be at the end of the month, as evidence. By the way, to some readers, our style is. For example, the old man who wrote on the top of the benefactor written earlier, some people may laugh after reading it and think that we are nonsense, but we do come out from the "History of the Ming Dynasty" and many Ming notes. If you don't feel comfortable reading my book, it proves that this is not your dish, some people like sweet and some people like spicy, the taste is different, let's get together and disperse, don't abuse, why bother!