"What's wrong with the thorns?" The fat man got up suddenly, stared at Sai Diao Chan with small eyes, and continued: "Don't tell your brother's life, it's enough to be polite enough to be in charge of your gang!" ”

"Yo, with the old lady, forget how you stayed in the cottage?" Sai Diao Chan sneered contemptuously, who wouldn't say big things, if you don't have real skills, it's not just as simple as flashing your tongue, but a lump of poop.

As soon as Sai Diao's voice fell, except for the bear who was whining and doing push-ups, the monkey and Xiaocui all held back a smile and the corners of their mouths twitched.

"Uh......" The fat man's face changed, Sister Ni, this mother-in-law is really a pot that can't be opened, such a serious topic, I was stunned to mention this stubble without confidence, no, I don't show my skills, I really think that the fat man is a vegetarian.

"Isn't it just a lack of food? The fat man despises your behavior of taking your brother's life to Huohuo, and gives the fat man's two brothers who are quick with hands and feet, and brings food to the cottage within three days. The fat man said with a straight face, but his face was fat, and the words that came out of his mouth always made people feel that they were not serious enough.

"How do you know there's a shortage of food in the cottage?" Sai Diao Chan was slightly stunned and asked.

"Giving the lives of more than 30 brothers for food and grass is not enough? If you really be a fat man, you can't watch it? Don't want to? Won't push? The fat man looked at the sable cicada like an idiot, once he found an opportunity in his favor, the fat man would never let go, so he continued: "The fat man thinks that your mother-in-law is quite shrewd, but I didn't expect to stop yesterday's action and joke with my brother's life?" Do you think that the lives of your brothers are leeks? Can it grow after cutting? ”

"I haven't seen you guys who lack hearts, the devils set up a minefield in order to restrict your actions, and invisibly let you preserve your strength, you are cowering in the cottage, the devils can't beat you, and you can't move to make food, the devils want to eliminate you in a hurry, so I tried to let you out, and set up a trap for you to drill, good guy, take your brother's life to fill in, the head of the house should be in this part, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes, what kind of bandits? What are you doing? A bunch of idiots plus two hundred and five plus turtle king bastards ......"

The fat man is definitely unforgiving, and the man who is desperate to occupy the dead, chattering and chattering, anyway, how unpleasant it sounds, how to come, she is a very smart person, she knows that what the fat man said is right, but it is too harsh. Although Sai Diao Chan has not learned any tactical theory, but he has also gone to private school for two years, he can read some books to some extent, and it is also a set of tricks to play tricks, but it is okay to deal with devils, once the devil is designed in reverse, Sai Diao Chan is really tender.

Sai Diao Chan is that kind of wheat-colored complexion, and he can't see the white and blushing face, but he just bites his lower lip, and really wants to slap the dead fat man to death, but the dead fat man's words are not bad, and the more he gets to the end, the more he feels that this fat man is not so hateful, not to mention that this dead fat man is also "firstborn" and is destined to be her person, Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie...... Thinking of this, Sai Diao Chan suddenly had some hot faces.

"Hey...... Hey......" found that Sai Diao Chan was a little distracted, and the fat man felt bored, so he raised his hand and shook it in front of Sai Diao Chan, isn't this in vain the tirade he prepared?

"Huh?" Sai Diao Chan came back to his senses, saw a pair of small eyes staring at him, his eyes flashed a trace of panic, hurriedly avoided the fat man's gaze, and said to Xiaocui: "Go, go and get another melon, I have something to do with my aunt...... He said. ”

"Oh." Xiaocui was a little stunned, the second master used to call herself an "old lady", why has it suddenly changed now? I couldn't figure it out, so I turned around and went to get melons with doubts.

"Monkey, take a good post for the old lady, no one is allowed to come in!" Sai Diao Chan seemed to realize that he was out of shape, and hurriedly corrected his claim and said to the monkey.

"Don't worry, don't even think about flies flying into the house all the time!" The monkey nodded, his eyes flickered, could it be that the second master wants to be with his uncle...... Oops, this is not yet married!

Sai Diao Chan never dared to look at the fat man, turned around and raised his hand, closed the door, and then turned to face the fat man.

"What are you going to do, this? If you have something to say, you are not allowed to think about the fat man. The fat man's small eyes froze, his arms were wrapped in front of his chest, and he asked.

"Beautiful yours!" Sai Sable Chan glanced at the fat man and continued: "You just said that as long as you give you two people, you can get food in three days?" ”

"Of course, the fat man never lies." The fat man nodded, his face was not red and his heart was not beating when he said big things, and his face was sincere, but he thought about it and said, "But the fat man has a condition." ”

"You say." Sai Diao Chan's heart is really not that simple.

"As long as the fat man gets food as promised within three days, the cottage must agree to one of the fat man's two conditions!" The fat man grunted and said.

"As long as it's reasonable, I promise you." Sai Diao Chan inadvertently called the fat man "boy" to remove, although the conversation with the fat man is still not feminine, but I am afraid that the self-proclaimed "old lady" will be removed, is this the woman who pleases herself?

"Hey, reasonable?" The fat man was happy, he was reasonable and he also carried out dry wool, all he could put forward were unreasonable requirements, so he continued: "As long as the fat man gets food from the cottage as promised within three days, either let me go, or everyone in the cottage will listen to me!" ”

Although Sai Diao Chan had already prepared for the fat man to put forward very harsh conditions, but his face was shocked when he heard these two conditions, to be honest, it was impossible to agree to the fat man with these two conditions, but the most important thing in the cottage now is food, or three hundred people will have to dig wild vegetables and eat tree bark, so that people's hearts will be scattered.

Seeing that the sable cicada was silent, with an embarrassed look, the fat man was happy, and said shamelessly: "The fat man knows that these two conditions are embarrassing for your mother-in-law, so let's go back and think about it, and tell the fat man as soon as possible after thinking about it, so as not to make the fat man unhappy that day, and the fat man will not necessarily go to invite the fat man with a sedan chair." ”

"Dead fatty, you bastard!" After scolding indignantly, he opened the door and was about to leave, when he met Xiaocui holding a big watermelon, he trotted to the door, and saw her come out with an angry face, and was stunned for a while, and was about to invite credit, this kind of black-skinned watermelon is not easy to find, but I heard her scold: "Lose this melon, don't give it to him!" ”

"Lost?" Xiaocui hugged the melon and was stunned.

"It's better to feed a pig than to feed him!" Sai Diao Chan threw down a sentence, and no matter what Xiaocui did with the melon, he left with great strides with the sound of the wind.

Xiaocui held the melon to look at the fat man, and then looked at the back of the sable cicada, ready to throw the melon away, fortunately the fat man was quick-eyed, and at the moment when Xiaocui threw the melon, he hurriedly caught the melon, and said to himself: "Oh, what about the black beauty, there are fewer grains and more sugar, it is rare!" ”