Chapter 33 For the sake of food
"That's what the fat man said?" Sai Lao looked at his sister Sai Diao Chan in disbelief.
"Hmph, it's just that this dead fat man is too annoying, and he dares to give the old lady two conditions, how old is he!" Sai Diao Chan snorted angrily, after leaving from the small building where the fat man lived, she looked for the tiger alone, and said all the things that the fat man said to her, in fact, subconsciously, she knew that what the fat man said was reasonable, but the matter of engaging in food is not child's play, Yang Yun and Liu Kongkong took so many brothers down the mountain and returned, and they also lost more than 30 brothers, and the three people who spelled the fat man said, how to make food?
"Besides, who knows if those words are an afterthought for the dead fat man? Do you have the ability to see the real chapter under your hands to know. Sai Diao Chan said again.
"That's what the girl said." Sai Lao nodded, he can get into his position, gather three hundred, and become the largest bandit leader in Qingzhou, it's really not good to have two brushes, but the food of the cottage is indeed a desperate death, which is a natural reason for being a soldier to eat food, if you are hungry for these brothers who defect to him for a living, maybe these brothers will desert, and then break up, this is not alarmist, this is the naked reality.
Isn't it just for stuttering? In order to fill the belly, is there less selling children and daughters and being in charge?
"But you can't help but let this fat man try." Sai Diao Chan sighed slightly, the fat man's marksmanship impressed her, in fact, that day of the gunfight, it was she who really lost, maybe the fat man could really get food.
"Sister, do you remember the commander of the Eighth Route Army?" Sai Lao said.
"That's right!" Sai Diao Chan was reminded by his brother, his eyes lit up, and he said: "The commander of the Eighth Route Army is so polite to the dead fat man, which makes the old lady think of one thing, before I stunned the head of the horse that day, I listened to the discussion of the soldiers of the Eighth Route Army, saying that it was the dead fat man who took them through the minefield, and the dead fat man sniped the devil squad alone, so that more than 1,000 devils in the entire brigade were killed and wounded, and they couldn't take a step forward, all of which were the credit of the dead fat man." ”
"Yes, for this matter, I also asked the monkey to check, although the monkey did not dare to enter the minefield, but I saw that the devil carried away a lot of corpses during the day the next day." Sai Lao nodded and said, and suddenly looked at his sister with deep meaning and smiled.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?" Sai Diao Chan's face was a little embarrassed, how could she not understand what her eldest brother's smile meant, and some little women said angrily.
"Ahem...... Sister, it's not that the brother says you, the exit is closed "old lady", dancing with guns and knives all day long like a female man, that man will like you? If this matter is put on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will also be virtuous with that fat man. Sai Lao laughed.
"It's just right if you don't like it, my mother won't marry anymore!" Sai Sable Chan said.
"Hehe, this is not good, brother finally found the firstborn person for you, only one has been born in five hundred years, you can't miss this opportunity." Sai Lao Hu glanced at Sai Diao Chan, and when he saw that she didn't speak to refute, he smiled knowingly and continued: "It's not that the brother said you, the fat man dared to break into the devil's minefield, not only running around, but also bringing out a group of eight people who were running around, a ** harm to the little devil team, causing more than a thousand devils to be killed and injured, this is not as simple as ability, this is really the answer to the words of the half-immortal, in the future, this fat man ...... No, it should be a brother-in-law, although I don't expect him to ascend the throne and become king, but he must be a masterpiece of a generation, we have to seize the opportunity, if we miss this village, there will be no such shop! ”
Sai Lao saw that Sai Diao Chan was still silent, and knew that his sister was still not sure to pay attention, so he said excitedly: "So what brother means, you, be gentle with your brother-in-law, don't talk about the old lady and the old lady, and you will be stumbling at every turn, you have to follow his wishes and agree with him to get food, if you hang up to prove that he is an impostor, complain that his life is not good, if you really get food, it is the real son of heaven, you marry him, and the eldest brother is also comfortable." ”
"Then his two conditions, how can the old lady agree, can the old lady promise to let him go down the mountain?" Sai Diao rubbed the corners of his clothes and asked embarrassedly.
"How can you let him go? If he can get food, Lao Tzu's cottage is his, and he likes to toss how much he wants! Sai Lao said categorically.
"Big brother, this cottage is your hard work, how can you listen to him as an outsider, this is not good, even if the eldest brother obeys, the brothers will not obey him." Sai Diao Chan said hurriedly, these old brothers in the cottage are all the team of the tiger, and it is really difficult for the fat man to accept it.
"Didn't you hear what the half-immortals said? This fat man is a king-like character, this is called a small investment, a big return, Lao Tzu still cares about a small cottage? You put a hundred and twenty hearts! Sai Lao laughed.
Sai Diao Chan frowned slightly, always felt that there was a problem here, but he couldn't think of what was wrong, so he could only nod and listen to Sai Lao Tiger: "Sister, you go to discuss with our brother-in-law, when will you go to get food?" What does the eldest brother need to do, the eldest brother will do it! ”
The tiger is really afraid, the three hundred brothers, a day's food needs can eat his heart beating, these years the people have little food, although the cottage has a lot of gold and silver treasures, but the people's own rations are not enough, which family still has spare grain to sell?
If he wasn't really anxious, he wouldn't have just gotten the tip, and without thinking about it, he let the third Yang Yun and the fifth Liu Kongkong lead their brothers out to rob the devil's grain, and suffered a big loss, which made him really uneasy, more than 30 people died, and he couldn't get food, this situation was unbearable for him.
The fat man jumped out at this time, and boasted that Haikou could bring the two brothers to get food, which not only gave him more hope, but also if the fat man could really get the food back, it would be a happy thing for everyone.
Sai Sable Chan came to the hut where the fat man lived again, the fat man took the pen given by Wang Yi, sat on the chair and drew a picture, drawing a kind of bow, the floor next to the chair put a lot of stones the size of bird eggs, the bear and the monkey took a hoe, and dug a big pit of more than 100 square meters in front of the hut.
The fat man let these two goods dig such a big pit, it is purely torture.
"Why are you asking them to dig a pit for you, you have to dig such a big pit, two people are simply not enough." Sable Chan stepped forward and said.
In fact, the fat man always knew that she was standing next to her, but he didn't bird her, but while drawing, he let the two goods dig a pit, who was lazy, the fat man stopped the pen in his hand, touched a stone and threw it over, it would definitely hit the heads of the two goods, and it would be a mess.
"The fat man is so idle that his eggs hurt, is it okay?" The fat man didn't explain, didn't raise his head, and continued to draw.
"Okay, it hurts, doesn't it? After a while, the old lady will go back and find someone to help you dig a pit. Said Sable.
"Yo he, I have nothing to do, I have something to ask the fat man, right?" The fat man squinted his little eyes, turned his head to look at the sable cicada, and said in a strange way.
"Your two conditions, after I discussed with my brother, I can promise you, as long as you get food as promised, all the brothers in the cottage will listen to you, but I also have one condition, my mother must follow you!" Said Sable Chan.
"What?" The fat man was a little dumbfounded, he agreed so quickly, and it was the most perverted condition, the cottage changed hands, this was the result that the fat man didn't expect the most, Sai Diao Chan would agree to such a condition, he really couldn't imagine it.
The reason why he proposed two conditions to choose one of the two was actually to let Sai Diao Chan release himself, and deliberately made an unusually harsh condition, but he didn't expect that the other party actually chose this condition.
However, it's nothing to agree, the fat man originally took the opportunity to slip away, and helped Hukou Cottage get food by the way, which is also the right thing to do.